Eli Valley @elivalley Twitter profile

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Eli Valley

5 years

Here's the video of my full presentation on Jewish satire, culture, politics, and pride, plus Q&A, at Stanford:

Drawing the Dystopia: Eli Valley at Stanford

On May 10, 2019, Eli Valley explored the personal and political roots of his satirical art at Stanford University with Students for Justice in Palestine and ...

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3 years

Biden team starting to panic they might get the means to implement change

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"Sex was involved, therefore racism is not a factor." - almost every report I've seen today

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"Right now we stand here as men who refute their Jewishness and the Holocaust being hijacked by an occupation which has led to conflict for so many innocent people."

Film Updates

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Jonathan Glazer’s acceptance speech for Best International Film for ‘THE ZONE OF INTEREST’ at the #Oscars

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The coasts are healing

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*Jewish* students were among the suspended and arrested, *Zionist* students applauded it.

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Jewish students applaud removal of anti-Israel protesters from Columbia University encampment

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When you’re a legitimate body of the people and not a vicious caldron of state violence

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Snipers on the roof of the Supreme Court right now. Upper left.

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Portrait of @BarackObama .

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"Cancel Culture," featuring the Portland Secret Police

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President Biden

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I am outraged and heartbroken by the deaths of seven humanitarian workers from World Central Kitchen, including one American, in Gaza yesterday. Incidents like yesterday’s simply should not happen. Here is my full statement.

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This is Nazi shit

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Europeans need to start speaking out or watch their culture disappear. @thewillwitt breaks it down.

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Is it good when the face on the air quality app is wearing a gas mask

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Kyle Gordon

@kylegordon101

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Filmed in Zagreb, Croatia

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3 years

When @BarackObama met Frederick Douglass

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"Back to Brunch" discourse growing

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President Biden

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I won't mince words. The overwhelming majority of Palestinians are not Hamas. And Hamas does not represent the Palestinian people. In fact, they're also suffering as a result of Hamas' terrorism. We need to be clear-eyed about that reality.

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Ben always captures the pulse of the nation.

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It's embarrassing they're still pulling this shit in 2022

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"The two extremes, Nazis and Jews"

Elon Musk

@elonmusk

1 year

You know Twitter is being fair when extremists on far right and far left are simultaneously upset! Twitter aims to serve center 80% of people, who wish to learn, laugh & engage in reasoned debate. ❤️

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3 years

How To Fight Antisemitism

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11 months

Same energy:

Lauren Boebert

@laurenboebert

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When they say stuff like this, they mean they want to go after conservatives. Their tactics are straight out of the USSR's playbook.

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2 years

It's January, what's the website address?

CBS News

@CBSNews

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BREAKING: President Biden announces the federal government will purchase 500 million additional at-home rapid COVID-19 tests, with free deliveries starting in January. A new website will help Americans arrange home deliveries.

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The Democratic Ticket

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Biden in Uvalde

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Portrait of @JoeBiden

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The Biden Valentine

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1 year

41 minutes apart

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My entire feed: Vivek is a grating, hyperactive, lying monster. And on cue-

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3 years

Media under Biden

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Opposition to ethnic cleansing is a chilling echo of demands for ethnic cleansing

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Jacob N. Kornbluh

@jacobkornbluh

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Nancy Pelosi: Protesters calling for a ceasefire in Gaza "is Mr. Putin's message... Make no mistake, this is directly connected to what he would like to see... "I think some of these protesters are spontaneous and organic and sincere. Some I think are connected to Russia."

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For people facing the perennial idiotic "gotcha" of "Do you believe Israel has a right to exist??!!!" the answer is clear: No state whose existence demands the continual dispossession and/or genocide of an entire population has the right to exist as a state.

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amazing

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Shabbat Shalom, here's @benshapiro .

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Eylon lies as effortlessly as breathing

Eylon Levy

@EylonALevy

3 months

Israeli soldiers shielded hostages with their bodies. Hamas terrorists shield themselves with civilians’ bodies. That’s the difference between us and them.

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Any mention of Amalek is an explicit call for genocide

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@MhmtSlmz

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Netanyahu: "You must remember what Amalek has done to you, says our Holy Bible" 1 Samuel 15:3 "Now go and smite Amalek, and utterly destroy all that they have, and spare them not; but slay both man and woman, infant and suckling, ox and sheep, camel and ass"

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Israel abandoned the hostages for a war of annihilation in Gaza and now it's doing Where's Waldo memes about them??

Elad Strohmayer 🎗️

@EladStr

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Help us bring them home. Credit: Matan Unger. #BringThemBack #BringThemHome

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New portrait of @SpeakerPelosi .

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9 months

Just another morning on my Banking and Bill Paying App

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Shocked an apartheid heir would insist "wokeness" might destroy civilization.

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Rittenhouse fanboys sure like to point out I'm Jewish. Probably means nothing!

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4 years

"If we end the death penalty, how will the executioners make a living?"

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@ddiamond

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Asked by @maddow about a McKinsey client laying off thousands of insurance company workers — and whether Buttigieg’s work played a role — Buttigieg turns it around and warns that Medicare for All advocates would end every insurance worker’s job.

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I was arrested today along with 100 other Jewish New Yorkers protesting a President who had the chutzpah to fundraise in our city while committing genocide with his MAGA extremist allies overseas.

Jewish Voice for Peace NYC

@jvpliveNY

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HAPPENING NOW: Hundreds of Jews are blockading the @POTUS motorcade as it attempts to reach a fundraiser on the Upper East Side, calling on the President — in his first New York City appearance since the crisis in Gaza began — to stop funding Israel’s genocide of Palestinians.

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*seven-month-old tapes held back by the author and publisher to make a killing off the killings

CNN Politics

@CNNPolitics

4 years

In new tapes, President Trump admits to Bob Woodward he concealed critical details he knew about the coronavirus. "I wanted to always play it down."

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I drew @ChelseaClinton .

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President Biden

@POTUS

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Tonight, I’m directing the U.S. military to establish a temporary pier on the Gaza coast that can receive shipments of food, water, medicine, and shelter. To Israel, I say humanitarian assistance cannot be secondary. Protecting and saving innocent lives must be a priority.

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The Democrats

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8 months

Nazis once again furious they can't fuck children's cartoons

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4 years

“My wife repeatedly assures me that it is medically impossible for a healthy p-word to get wet”

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@benshapiro

4 years

As I also discussed on the show, my only real concern is that the women involved -- who apparently require a "bucket and a mop" -- get the medical care they require. My doctor wife's differential diagnosis: bacterial vaginosis, yeast infection, or trichomonis.

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Voyage To Mars, ft. @ElonMusk

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Has the vanguard of the American conservative movement read a novel since high school

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@benshapiro

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1. Moby Dick 2. East of Eden 3. Huck Finn 4. To Kill A Mockingbird 5. The Scarlet Letter

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Among other things, by codifying ethno-nationalism as the only acceptable expression of Judaism in America, this is the most antisemitic resolution to be considered in generations:

Ryan Grim

@ryangrim

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A new House resolution, which may be voted on as early as tonight, "clearly and firmly states that anti-Zionism is antisemitism." This comes after a previous resolution hinted at that claim, but did not fully state it. So now Congress wants to leave no question. But there's an…

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Lol

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White Supremacist son of klansman who had employees mark "C" for "Colored" on rental applications insists he not be called White Supremacist

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@thehill

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JUST IN: White House demands ESPN fire host who called Trump a "white supremacist"

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3 years

From The River To The Sea:

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10 months

Billionaire mindset: Get your mom to cancel your fight then get a slithery sycophant to stage your warrior pics

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I did an impromptu training session with @elonmusk for a few hours yesterday. I'm extremely impressed with his strength, power, and skill, on the feet and on the ground. It was epic. It's really inspiring to see Elon and Mark doing martial arts, but I think the world is served…

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Do not nominate this man.

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We reject the statements while financing the policy

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@StateDeptSpox

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The United States rejects the inflammatory and irresponsible statements from Israeli Ministers Smotrich and Ben Gvir. There should be no mass displacement of Palestinians from Gaza.

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Volodymyr Zelenskyy / Володимир Зеленський

@ZelenskyyUa

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Horrible news from Israel. My condolences go out to everyone who lost relatives or close ones in the terrorist attack. We have faith that order will be restored and terrorists will be defeated. Terror should have no place in the world, because it is always a crime, not just…

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Refaat in Gaza 🇵🇸

@itranslate123

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@elivalley @JewishCurrents Eli, trying to find one of your drawings you did in 2021 I guess in which, as far as I can remember, Israelis are killing Palestinians and the Palestinian mother is saying to her son not to insult them so that no one accuses them of being anti-Semitic. Any idea?!

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It costs just $44 billion to algorithmically suppress stories like this

Horrific allegations of racism prompt California lawsuit against Tesla

Racist slurs were hurled daily at Black workers at Tesla’s California plant, delivered not just by fellow employees but also by managers and supervisors, California’s civil rights agency alleges in...

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A drawing of @SpeakerPelosi .

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Here's @MeghanMcCain . Shabbat Shalom.

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This is @MikeBloomberg .

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The joke behind "It's too complicated for you to have an opinion on it!" is that anybody who grew up in American Jewish day schools or Hebrew schools was given a history of the "conflict" that never, ever, ever rose above preschool-level complexity.

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UPDATE: While I was in jail for protesting concentration camps, Nazis, MAGA trolls + their allies mass-reported months-old tweets to get my account locked. I appealed the lockout, but as I'm not a Nazi, Twitter refused to listen. I had to delete 15 tweets, and now I'm back. Hi.

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I’m next, bye for a bit

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Portrait of @JoeBiden

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"Do not share the names of the people who inspired this."

Ben Shapiro

@benshapiro

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Do not share the shooter's name. Do not share the shooter's evil video. Do not share the shooter's evil manifesto. Mass killers desire fame and attention. Starve them of it.

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This is @TomPerez .

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Worse than their climate clip, worse than the Fallon NFT clip. What a day!

Alex Paterson

@AlexPattyy

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On Joe Rogan's Spotify podcast -- Jordan Peterson claims Michael Eric Dyson is "not Black" Rogan replies: "Unless you are talking to someone who is like 100% African from the darkest place where they are not wearing any clothes all day ... the term Black is weird."

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If we're not careful SCOTUS might one day become politicized

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President Biden on expanding the Supreme Court: "If we start the process of trying to expand the court, we’re going to politicize it — maybe forever — in a way that is not healthy, that you can’t get back.”

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@ggreenwald

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The Demented - and Selective - Game of Instantly Blaming Political Opponents For Mass Shootings

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Fuck everybody who insisted he’s not a fascist and fuck every “opposition party leader” getting spa treatments at their country estates while he’s announcing the effective cancellation of the Election.

Aaron Rupar

@atrupar

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Trump says this like it's a mission statement: "You're not gonna know [the election results] for months or for years. Because these [mail] ballots are all gonna lost, they're gonna be gone.

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The attic which saved Anne Frank from the Holocaust

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At the antivaxx rally in DC, RFK Jr. says that in the future "none of us can run and none of us can hide" because of Bill Gates' satellites and also 5G, unlike... the Holocaust. "Even in Hitler's Germany, you could hide in the attic like Anne Frank did."

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The Biden Vision

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Kate Bennett

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PET SCOOP: The Biden's have added a PUPPY to their pet family, sources tell me. The puppy has been spotted playing on the South Lawn of the White House this afternoon.

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[after killing tens of thousands of civilians]: "We found a book"

יצחק הרצוג Isaac Herzog

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On the stage of the Munich Security Conference, I revealed to the viewers around the world, the antisemitic book written by Dr. Mahmoud al-Zahar, one of the founders of Hamas, which praised the Holocaust, a copy of which was found in a house in the Gaza Strip by IDF soldiers.…

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Suing the Nazi trackers for noticing all your Nazis

Twitter Sues Nonprofit That Tracks Hate Speech

The Center for Countering Digital Hate said it had received a letter from X, Twitter’s parent company, accusing it of trying to hurt the social platform with its research.

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Kyle and the Judge

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They've gotten everything they wanted—a Twitter CEO who embraces Nazis, spreads disinformation and censors the left—and still they whine like toddlers:

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Same experience here.

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How To Resist Ukraine/Palestine Edition

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RIP to a legend. She made me take down her picture, and then I canceled our lunch

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Preserve this tweet in a museum PLEASE

HonestReporting

@HonestReporting

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The @nytimes emotively captions this photo: "A diary left behind by a child in an abandoned Palestinian village." We asked a native Arabic speaker to take a look. The writing is actually that of a teenager in love, not a child. This is a deliberate misuse of a photo caption in…

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Liz keep the Shoah out of your mouth. Every member of the GOP-Nazi Party demeans the memory of the six million as you knowingly retread the worst horrors of Jewish history. These are concentration camps and you are a Holocaust revisionist.

Liz Cheney

@Liz_Cheney

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Please @AOC do us all a favor and spend just a few minutes learning some actual history. 6 million Jews were exterminated in the Holocaust. You demean their memory and disgrace yourself with comments like this.

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I liked this clip bc they're comparing Bernie to Trump at the very moment they're staging their endorsement as an episode of The Apprentice.

Brett "Solidarity 2024" Banditelli

@banditelli

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bernie has said exactly 0 times that he won't work with congress. this is disgraceful. #TheWeeklyNYT

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Media's doing great

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Context is helpful: The 13-year-old stabbed a border police officer, who was subsequently killed accidentally by a colleague. Government lies are despicable and collective punishment is a war crime.

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Context is helpful: the "13-year-old" is a terrorist who murdered an Israeli citizen by stabbing him to death.

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Another peek at Israel's defense in The Hague:

Gaza blog in bio

@comrade_sweezy

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Source:

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The Lifeguards ft. @JoeBiden , @SenSchumer & @SpeakerPelosi

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"The Democrats" ft. @JoeBiden , @Sen_JoeManchin , and @KyrstenSinema .

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Print isn't dead if you can pivot to sponsored content for money launderers, pyramid schemes and market scams.

Rolling Stone

@RollingStone

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Bonded by a shared love of Eighties hardcore and Nineties hip-hop, the creators of @boredapeyc make more than NFTs— they built an immersive, fantastical world. See how Bored Ape Yacht Club took over the internet, and how the founders envision their future.

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Surprised to learn a born-rich Nazi-podcast guest is also an armchair eugenicist.

Jason S. Campbell

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Ben Shapiro: "If both parents are neuroscientists, there's a good shot that their kid is going to have a higher IQ than somebody both of whose parents are on welfare"

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This is @SpeakerPelosi .

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Here's a 2,500-word article on campus antisemitism based on the views of two (2) college students, both of whom are right-wing apartheid activists:

CNN

@CNN

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Jewish college students say some of the new faces of US anti-Semitism are among their fellow progressives

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Biden is unilaterally forfeiting the presidency for this:

איתמר בן גביר

@itamarbengvir

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יש להעניק גיבוי מוחלט ללוחמינו הגיבורים הפועלים בעזה, שפעלו מצוין מול המון עזתי שניסה לפגוע בהם. היום הוכח שהעברת הסיוע ההומניטרי לעזה היא לא רק טירוף בשעה שחטופינו מוחזקים ברצועה בתת תנאים, אלא גם מסכנת את חיילי צה"ל. זו עוד סיבה מובהקת לכך שחייבים להפסיק להעביר את הסיוע הזה,…

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Mariana Alfaro

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Pelosi, says lawmakers/Capitol staff shouldn't be prohibited from trading stock: "This is a free market, we are a free market economy, they should be able to participate in that."

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"Solidarity" featuring @TuckerCarlson , @ggreenwald , and @jimmy_dore :

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