One of my least-liked design elements of suburban design is this inaccessible landing I see in foyers.
Any creative solutions for "staging" it out there?
McTominay: “you’re Casemiro!”
Casemiro: “yeh, so?”
“You play Defensive midfield!”
“Yes”
“I play Defensive midfield”
“So?”
“Well, are you better than me?”
“Well, I've never met you, but... yes.”
#mufc
Jordan Henderson: “you’re Macallister!”
Macallister: “yeh, so?”
“You play centre mid!”
“Yes”
“I play centre mid”
“So?”
“Well, are you better than me?”
“Well, I've never met you, but... yes.”
Darwin Nunez: “you’re Cody gakpo!”
Gakpo: “yeh, so?”
“You play up front!”
“Yes”
“I play up front”
“So?”
“Well, are you better than me?”
“Well, I've never met you, but... yes.”
“Harry Maguire, you are running towards your own goal in your area. The ball has been crossed low.
I suggest ‘clear for corner’
You have entered ‘OWN GOAL’”
[Dele Alli leaves Everton]
Frank Lampard: “he never played, he never ran or tried, he was more bothered about his hair than playing or training well, but still, there goes the best damn player in evertons history!”
#everton
#efc
#DeleAlli
[Harry kane is staying at Spurs]
Kane: “I can’t wait to win things this year with Spurs”
Levy: “that’s it, smile and wave, everybody’s happy”
#spurs
#kane
#thfc
•Javi Gracia’s first day at Leeds•
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Andrea Radrizzani: “you have 6 months to sort things out. And to show you how serious I am about things, you now have 3 months to sort things out”
Reporter: “what do you say to premier league defenders upon your return to the premier league?”
Diego Costa: “I think they’re all good men, I like them.
I got nothing against them,
But I’m Definitely going to make orphans of their children.”
#wolves
“I felt excluded from secret clubs in the club. One time I went in Lenny & Karl’s office and they had these amazing super expensive massage chairs. I asked where did they get them from and Lenny said ‘it’s a secret’ then karl said ‘shut upppp’”
•Pochettino’s first day at Chelsea•
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Ted Boehly: “you have 6 months to sort things out. And to show you how serious I am about things, you now have 3 months to sort things out”
With the new North Stand set to double in capacity to 13,074, it's vital drastic improvements are made to both road and rail networks around Villa Park. A new monorail has even been mooted to help with increased capacity at
#avfc
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🚨 Paul Pogba is banned from having access to the Juventus training ground and the midfielder also no longer has the right to come into contact with club employees.
(Source:
@lequipe
)
[Graham potters first day at Chelsea]
Ted Boehly: “you have 6 months to sort things out. And to show you how serious I am about things, you now have 3 months to sort things out”
•At half time for Man City vs Burnley•
#facup
#motd
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Micah Richards: “the Burnley defender is really struggling, mahrez is such a tricky right winger”
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Gary Lineker: “I can sympathise, I was struggling with a tricky right winger recently…”
Everton: ‘my wife, she has been most vocal on the subject of the points deduction. "Where are the points deductions?" "When are they going to get the points deductions points?" "Why aren't they getting the points deductions now?" And so on. So, “where are the points deductions?”’
•England Squad Announced•
Gareth Southgate: “Ivan Toney you’re not in, tomori you’re out too. Jadon Sancho, I liked your hustle…that’s why it was so hard to cut you”