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@EflSimpsons
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📌 Social links: Instagram - Facebook - TikTok - Threads - . 🧮 Top EFLSimpsons posts:
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Man City: “You’ve won the European cup, twice? You??” Nottingham forest: “Sure. You’ve never won one?” #nffc #mcfc
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@EflSimpsons
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•For every 10 likes we will make “dan burn” bigger•
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“Darwin Nunez, you are on the edge of the area facing two defenders with Salah wide open I suggest ‘pass to Salah’ You have entered ‘POWER DRIVE’”
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@EflSimpsons
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@RealEstateMaxi
Alan Corey | Real Estate Maximalist
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One of my least-liked design elements of suburban design is this inaccessible landing I see in foyers. Any creative solutions for "staging" it out there?
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Japhet Tanganga is reportedly weighing up loan offers from Luton and Inter Milan ⚖️
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McTominay: “you’re Casemiro!” Casemiro: “yeh, so?” “You play Defensive midfield!” “Yes” “I play Defensive midfield” “So?” “Well, are you better than me?” “Well, I've never met you, but... yes.” #mufc
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•New owners being shown around Everton•
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It's official! 🔐 Everton have new owners. #BBCFootball
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•Arteta trying to win the Premier league, FA Cup & Champions League•
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•Sir Jim Ratcliffe being show around Old Trafford - Man Utd•
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@EflSimpsons
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•Real life Simpsons moment•
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Man hit in the groin by football
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“André Onana, your team is under pressure holding onto a slim 1-0 win, may I suggest ‘claim cross comfortably’ You have entered ‘CLATTER PLAYER’”
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@GNev2 heading back to England after ‘Highlighting’ the issues in Qatar• Cc @Carra23
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Man City: “there’s something bothering me about this bar…”
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“The FA put Ivan Toney away from football for 8 months. but he’s paid his debt. and now he’s going to get revenge on… … Nottingham Forest”
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•Brighton with one of their wonder kids•
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@EflSimpsons
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What does the Qatar World Cup need? A beer baron of some sorts:
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“He’s gaining on us!”
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•Man City•
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•The premier league hates football betting and only football betting it seems•
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•De Bruyne with his new hair•
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@nwanneka_omeche
Nwanneka Omeche TR3BLE🏆🏆🏆
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Kevin De Bruyne is coming back to change our season for the better.😭😭🤣
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•Peter Drury on commentary is a delight•
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Jordan Henderson: “you’re Macallister!” Macallister: “yeh, so?” “You play centre mid!” “Yes” “I play centre mid” “So?” “Well, are you better than me?” “Well, I've never met you, but... yes.”
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@FootballJOE
FootballJOE
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Alexis Mac Allister officially joins Liverpool from Brighton 🤝
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•Everton first game review at the training ground•
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•Blackburn rovers children’s entertainment. The height of luxury•
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@secondtierpod
Second Tier podcast
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The children’s entertainment before Blackburn games… Is kicking a ball into wheelie bins?? 🤣🤣
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Portugal: “You’ve won the World cup, twice? You??” Uruguay: “Sure. You’ve never won one?” #WorldCup #Qatar2022
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Ronaldo’s Agent: “Christiano, you are free to speak to new clubs in January, may I suggest ‘leave quietly’? You have selected ‘BURN IT ALL WITH FIRE’”
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•Jordan Henderson leaving Saudi Arabia to come back home•
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@MailSport
Mail Sport
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EXCLUSIVE 🚨 Jordan Henderson wants to leave Saudi Arabia and RETURN to the Premier League - it would cost him millions 😱 ✍️ @MattHughesDM
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Newcastle Newcastle Boxing Day 2021 Boxing Day 2022 19th in table 2nd in table
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•Everton have a new admirer•
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•Jesse Marsch the new Southampton manager? How did that interview go?•
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“I’ve sold Monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville And North Haverbrook And by gum, it put them in the map”
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•Aston Villa title challenge•
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•Peter Drury on commentary for Man City vs Liverpool•
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Darwin Nunez: “you’re Cody gakpo!” Gakpo: “yeh, so?” “You play up front!” “Yes” “I play up front” “So?” “Well, are you better than me?” “Well, I've never met you, but... yes.”
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•Klopp does not get the FA cup fairytale he hoped for after Man Utd dump Liverpool out• -—- Football fans right now:
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Antonio Conte: “oh, that’s a picture of me and my Tottenham players. I was their manager. They were my loyal players”
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“He called them steamed hams despite the fact they were obviously grilled”
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May I suggest ‘spend day with family’? You have selected ‘DAY SESH WITH THE FOOTBALL’
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“Attention premier league, Everyone who’s won the European cup or champions league may leave early today” “Yay!”
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Messi back at PSG next week
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“This is the worst VAR decision of the season!” “So far. Worst VAR decision of the season so far”
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•Everton, Nottingham Forest, Newcastle & Aston Villa - FFP. PSR•
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•Reece James•
@ReeceJames
Reece James
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Proud.
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“Harry Maguire, you are running towards your own goal in your area. The ball has been crossed low. I suggest ‘clear for corner’ You have entered ‘OWN GOAL’”
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[Dele Alli leaves Everton] Frank Lampard: “he never played, he never ran or tried, he was more bothered about his hair than playing or training well, but still, there goes the best damn player in evertons history!” #everton #efc #DeleAlli
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[Harry kane is staying at Spurs] Kane: “I can’t wait to win things this year with Spurs” Levy: “that’s it, smile and wave, everybody’s happy” #spurs #kane #thfc
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“The defenders, they do nothing!”
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Arsenal: “You’ve won the European cup, twice? You??” Nottingham forest: “Sure. You’ve never won one?”
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Man City: “You’ve won the European cup, twice? You??” Nottingham forest: “Sure. You’ve never won one?” #nffc #mcfc
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Arsenal: “You’ve won the Champions League/European cup, twice? You??” Porto: “Sure. You’ve never won one?”
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Me:“What are you in for?” “Murder. You?” Me: “Streaming Bournemouth Vs Crystal Palace”
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@FootyAccums
Footy Accumulators
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Police are set to visit 1,000 homes in a crackdown on illegal Premier League streaming. [Mirror]
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•Sheffield United having it tough against Newcastle United•
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Chelsea: “the expensive players, they do nothing!”
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•Brighton fans•
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•Klopp to chelsea before the Chelsea vs Liverpool game•
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•Harry Kane trying to leave spurs in the summer•
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•Chelsea’s finishing•
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•Javi Gracia’s first day at Leeds• -—- Andrea Radrizzani: “you have 6 months to sort things out. And to show you how serious I am about things, you now have 3 months to sort things out”
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Reporter: “what do you say to premier league defenders upon your return to the premier league?” Diego Costa: “I think they’re all good men, I like them. I got nothing against them, But I’m Definitely going to make orphans of their children.” #wolves
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West Ham in West Ham in Ted lasso Real life
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“he’s gaining on us!”
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•Brightons long term strategy•
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#avfc #villa •First press conference•
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“I felt excluded from secret clubs in the club. One time I went in Lenny & Karl’s office and they had these amazing super expensive massage chairs. I asked where did they get them from and Lenny said ‘it’s a secret’ then karl said ‘shut upppp’”
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•That new arsenal shirt•
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•Peter Drury - The wordsmith•
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•Pochettino’s first day at Chelsea• -—- Ted Boehly: “you have 6 months to sort things out. And to show you how serious I am about things, you now have 3 months to sort things out”
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@SkySportsNews
Sky Sports News
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BREAKING: Mauricio Pochettino has signed a contract to become the next Chelsea manager 🔵
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Newcastle: “You’ve won the European cup, twice? You??” Nottingham forest: “Sure. You’ve never won one?”
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Man: “Society put Chelsea winless and in the bottom half. but they’ve paid their debt and now they’re going to get revenge on… … Luton town”
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•Messi Vs Ronaldo•
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•Good Lord someone has put an international break into my drink•
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“I’ve sold monorails to brockway, Aston Villa and North Haverbrook! And by gum, it put them on the map” #avfc
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@PreeceObserver
Ashley Preece
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With the new North Stand set to double in capacity to 13,074, it's vital drastic improvements are made to both road and rail networks around Villa Park. A new monorail has even been mooted to help with increased capacity at #avfc 🚉
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•Graeme Souness right now•
@DeadlineDayLive
Transfer News Live
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🚨 Paul Pogba is banned from having access to the Juventus training ground and the midfielder also no longer has the right to come into contact with club employees. (Source: @lequipe )
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•Harry Kane trying to escape his trophy Curse•
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Why does Haaland, the largest "footballer," not simply eat the opposition 11?
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•Brighton vs Man City - Liverpool need a Brighton result•
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•Liverpool 0-3 Atalanta in the Europa League•
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•Jack Grealish turning up for England duty• -—- Southgate: “Jack, what has winning done to you?!” Grealish:
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[Graham potters first day at Chelsea] Ted Boehly: “you have 6 months to sort things out. And to show you how serious I am about things, you now have 3 months to sort things out”
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•At half time for Man City vs Burnley• #facup #motd -—- Micah Richards: “the Burnley defender is really struggling, mahrez is such a tricky right winger” . Gary Lineker: “I can sympathise, I was struggling with a tricky right winger recently…”
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•Big Sam’s work at leeds is done• -—- Cc @jakeherringmcfc
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“Good lord, what is happening in there!”
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Mancini (brain): “ah poor old Gareth, he’ll always go aggressively defensive” Southgate (brain): “3 right backs, nothing beats that!”
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Everton: ‘my wife, she has been most vocal on the subject of the points deduction. "Where are the points deductions?" "When are they going to get the points deductions points?" "Why aren't they getting the points deductions now?" And so on. So, “where are the points deductions?”’
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•England Squad Announced• Gareth Southgate: “Ivan Toney you’re not in, tomori you’re out too. Jadon Sancho, I liked your hustle…that’s why it was so hard to cut you”
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•The premier league is tough•
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@edcumming Gregg Wallace writing this article at home
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•Gareth Bales performance last night• Bale: “well I guess it’s up to me!
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@HLTCO His teammates after seeing the pics on social media
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