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@BrendanOde

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he/him | #blacklivesmatter | Love Pink

Washington, DC
Joined March 2009
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Maya Rudolph is a comedic genius
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my friends mom is making me an embroidered Diet Coke towel to make up for outing me when we were 16
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Maybe I'm misremembering but people used to be embarrassed for being this blatantly racist
BREAKING: Mayor of Baltimore speaks out
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4 years
lol I fucked this guy and asked point blank if he was a Republican and he lied
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Please watch Tucker's face as his guest explains how gay the GOP hill staff is.
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3 years
what the fuck does this even mean
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2 years
There’s an organization at my work that just sent this out as their pride month logo 😬
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10 months
The Navy watching everyone search for that sub after hearing it implode on Monday
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tonight I met a newly gay guy and told him about Grindr and he immediately downloaded it and left me alone at the bar
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5 years
The h*t g*ys must be stopped
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@davidmackau my friend got sick so she took her to the doctor and when he asked if it was possible my friend was pregnant she said "well she hangs out with Brendan a lot, but he's gay!!" to my friends utter shock given that she thought I was for sure straight
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happy for them but
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got engaged just so someone would take pics of us
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@nicholasrhutch texting her rn…
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new kind of gay just dropped
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@TheGayNerd2 @davidmackau I was a very good actor to some but apparently I couldn’t fool all
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saw my pharmacist dancing at a gay club shirtless last night and felt it necessary to tell him how much I “absolutely love” CVS
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I did not tell my father I was coming with him to Target specifically to get Gaga Oreos and when I met him at the outside he said “I saw they had Lady Gaga Oreos and I got you some!”
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me: you better not be having a cunty colonel sanders competition when I get there them:
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my gay dentist asked how I found him and I said a bit too quickly "probably grindr"
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3 years
please respect my privacy at this time
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1 year
Like damn how’d they do that
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5 years
I don’t know if anyone has ever been as happy as Elizabeth Warren is at gay pride
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yes goldeneye train - both queer and muppet coded
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We all know at least one gay guy who looks like this.
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gays will just be like 👀 and thats flirting now
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the original weaponized BFA
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Make sure you run your pride designs by at least one actual gay person
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um so I get to hire a drag queen to perform at NASA
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this guy who says he’s Mayor Pete’s Cheif of Staff lists his political affiliation as Moderate on his Hinge profile
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watch Loot on Apple TV+ it’s great!
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My dad installed a heater in our garage so I could work out during the winter, which means according to Dad Law he must come in here at least once every hour while I’m lifting to say “it stays pretty warm in here, huh!”
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@josh_eastes pays for twitter - don’t care who you think deserves my respect my dude
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@weloveourguyz fake pfp - irrelevant opinion
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we’re finally getting the America we deserve
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@samdnte I wouldn’t let anyone who was trying to charge $27 for an OF subscription get in your head ❤️
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I got three job offers this week lets GOOOO
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I’m a natural at the apps
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if you're here to rightfully trash this man please consider donating to Democratic Senate candidates that need our support
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Happy Thanksgiving from the strip club next to my parents’ house
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@BadderPodcast You’re Canadian who gives a fuck what you think
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4 years
all h*t instagays today
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Had a job interview this morning and got the offer this afternoon
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not this…. Not today
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5 years
They’re getting bolder - this city is really testing me
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I’m getting some real winners in my DMs these days
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@JayLovesCarti Conan O’Brien would fucking hate you fyi
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I heard some of you guys think you look like your parents? My mother’s chromosomes want a word
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3 years
I can't
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watch this IMMEDIATELY
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Today there are 34 years between us but I’ll never tell who has turned what 💞🎂
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who want me
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Is it just me or is Jon Ossoff trying to fuck me
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I did good
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@Buffalogal @ejdickson I felt this apt bitterness in my soul
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Good people of Bunker you are welcome
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gonna start saying this when I show up 2 hours late to things
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I told an unvaccinated man I wouldn’t hook up until he’s had his shot and now he’s preregistered
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daddy’s back is broken
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@NotABigJerk Hard cheese that’s fine though, right?
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@heyzeusmuhammed @BadderPodcast Being Canadian is a race now? Damn I did fuck up
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I just walked out of my apartment door and had an Oreo McFlurry in my hand less than 5 minutes later…. My life is luxury
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fuck it, crack on main
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hi it’s your space daddy
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DC gays finding out they have to go to Maryland to see Carly Rae
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I just was offered a job that’s work from home “indefinitely”
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@LaFilouterie “hot” instagays proving time and time again they don’t deserve rights. And have no place on Twitter
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this is the best payoff in TikTok history
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I might fuck a twink in the woods this week so at least I have that to look forward to
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@chaseme You’re focusing on the wrong thing, babes
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@LiebermanForGa @bluestein @ReverendWarnock what's it like to be so universally disdained
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I was talking to a local on Grindr and he said he didn’t need the vaccine because he’s had COVID twice already like babe, you’re living proof that’s not how it works 🥺
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normalize bed head hair
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@duke_helena @sjtoplin Report their asses
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rate me - I’m begging
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Seeing a DC gay who spent the summer partying and documenting it on Instagram getting the vaccine today Going ✈️ unhinged! 🙃🙃🙃
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I’m so horny for people who were responsible during the pandemic
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Eat. Pray. Drink.
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@baeburke “threatened to out me”???
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@KimKardashian His iPhone passcode is 000000
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🥹🥹
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Advertising how many Instagram followers you have in your Twitter headline is really fucking funny to me
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gays will be like “back on my bullshit 🤪” and it’s a mirror pic in a public bathroom
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Jeff Bezos on his way to ask us to pay $3 a month for ad-free prime
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This trainer walks better than most women.
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Kamala before the debate coming up with the ‘food on the table line’
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@ptklein we’re neighbors! Just letting him know being shirtless is great marketing
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Imagine traveling this much during a pandemic and still thinking you deserve priority for receiving the vaccine @blakemccoydc
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this is what camping actually looks like
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We’ve decided it’s 5
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@alex_abads I think Taika hurts the most
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Everyone checking Grindr in their hometowns
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A guy asked me to hook up and said it would be fine because he had COVID three weeks ago
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@justcallhermom It wasn't memorable, that's for sure
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