@davidmackau
my friend got sick so she took her to the doctor and when he asked if it was possible my friend was pregnant she said "well she hangs out with Brendan a lot, but he's gay!!" to my friends utter shock given that she thought I was for sure straight
I did not tell my father I was coming with him to Target specifically to get Gaga Oreos and when I met him at the outside he said “I saw they had Lady Gaga Oreos and I got you some!”
My dad installed a heater in our garage so I could work out during the winter, which means according to Dad Law he must come in here at least once every hour while I’m lifting to say “it stays pretty warm in here, huh!”
I was talking to a local on Grindr and he said he didn’t need the vaccine because he’s had COVID twice already
like babe, you’re living proof that’s not how it works 🥺