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@theoceanblooms And been romantically involved with 2 women who wound up dead.

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@BarDown Maybe the stats you should have are TOI and PIMs...just saying

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@Ashy_slashee I think that movies called "Dwyane Johnson or something

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@senorbigpenis @lporiginalg This post is why you don't wear your racism on your sleeve. All that's gonna happen is when your kids are at the age they hate you (teens) it's just gonna be their go to to get under their skin. Be a smart racist. Instead pay a black guy to steal her purse during those years

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@jpolly22 You literally cursed your team with this.

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@NHL @GoldenKnights Plug that god damn LTIR loophole

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@apurv_anand @FightMate No one was hit by the bike. Yell at him sure, but to actually strike him when you didn't even get hit by the bike is not okay. Good for the bike kid for popping him back.

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@nichegamer The bear after hearing about Erika in accounting for the 14th time today

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@ProducerDrew_ ...it was a 2-1 OT game...my god stop blaming goalies in leaf town when you guys can't score and that's what your team is built on.

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@BrendanOde @BadderPodcast You literally just cried about racism and say this unironically...

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@Sportsnet @NHLBruins @FlaPanthers Panthers in 5 Book it

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@jpolly22 Lol another well aged tweet

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@TheQuartering Captain Palestine here to save the day

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@FriedgeHNIC Every leaf fan right now

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@kaitgonewild Superb 👌

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@canucksaz Why don't women play in men's leagues? I forget...remind me why we have seperate leagues again...it's cause women are too good and us men can't compete against them right?

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@bwgilchrist Lol dude what skeleton is in your closet that you gotta go this hard on the virtue signal?

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@BR_OpenIce @Sportsnet Lol is he even dressed tonight?

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@GeorgeTakei Lol...that actually made me laugh pretty hard

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@TheCinesthetic No idea why, never seen a single movie of this actress...but 2 weeks ago all of sudden my eyes widen every time I see her face. Gorgeous gal

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@TheJenRollins @ryanwhitney6 Lol they're bears! Like c'mon...stop fighting over every joke this is getting rediculous

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@Amouranth Sure. Come up to Canada I'll woo you on budget even ;)

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@Wise_Ox @ScottMGreer The 1950s called they want their propaganda back

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@kaitgonewild Fell asleep...can we do it again? I missed it.

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@jordynshea Are you implying the only thing that makes a woman a woman clothing?

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@BR_OpenIce Wouldn't even have been able to afford that guy without cheating the cap

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@TheHockeyNut2 @BudsAllDayCast Tavares is aging and entering twilight years...great rebuttal dude...

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@GoldenKnights LTIR for Conn Smythe!!!

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@Aldonie_ @InternetH0F You mean the security camera?...

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@kaitgonewild Pretty sure that car could beat mine in low 2nd gear lol

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@kaitgonewild Dayuuuum

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@kaitgonewild You can't expect to hear it over discord woman... Gotta earn "hearing it"

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@kaitgonewild Hockey playoffs

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@According2Luke Bro what skeletons are in your closet that youre saying that?

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@Amouranth Left

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@pauloafernandes Lol the meme is worth a giggle what's fu*king funny is everyone getting...pardon my pun, but butthurt...over the meme. Like people are literally saying "IF YOU FIND THIS FUNNY YOU MIGHT AS WELL BLOCK ME NOW!" It's actually really really funny at this point.

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@kaitgonewild You're close to perfect 😜

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@MathiasMejia_ Lol bud. Tampa fans I've found are actually pretty good. They have their bias but they're polite even when angry. As a bandwagoner for your team...lay off your brother franchise...who by the way, is thee WAYYYY more successful franchise of you two.

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@kaitgonewild It's my birthday and you ignored it purposefully in chat :( Boo is you. Good photo though. Great outfit

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@WeissHockeyTalk It's funny when McDavid was inching up on 100 they kept saying how it should solidify him for the hart trophy. But with Kucherov 2 away...all of a sudden it's like 100 assists doesn't matter. Gee golly...

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@reporterchris Lol that is so much pressure on the guy if he does play. The dressing room is gonna implode if they lose tonight and he plays

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@robertbenda @theoceanblooms His dead wife who "accidentally Od'ed"

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@OG_MaraJade We aren't in the early 2ks anymore. They aren't trying to do it well anymore like you had back then. They're trying to make diversity annoying now. Look at shows like Lost...had every demographic possible...they didnt brag about it at all and no one cared on either side of the…

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@ShitpostGate Whats he saluting at I don't see anyone just shelves

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@kaitgonewild Hi maybe

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@kaitgonewild Now that's a sexy pic

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@fightwithmemes 7 day old gas station sushi

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@JoshuaDykstra12 Lol this is where you need Don Cherry still chirping during the playoffs. Grapes was right...euros dive like soccer players and talking heads need to call it out more

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@kaitgonewild Cold and rainy up here. Send some sun up my way.

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@Amouranth Even tho less cleavage...gotta go with the blue shirt photo we the better of the two. Both are very good shots tho 👍

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@Dianexis @ShitpostGate Pizza pizza used to be the bees knees. But then everything changed when the fire Nation attacked and took over all the franchises and cut corners on ingredients

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@kaitgonewild One set of eyes worthy of competition with such a nice set of breasts

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@chanelly37 So you're mad about a bear in a skirt ...and a comment about skirts implying soft play... But you're okay with a guy wearing a skirt to play in a woman's league? I'm so confused...can you outrage farmers find some consistency...

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@Amouranth May the 4th be with you

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@NHL @PredsNHL Really contemplating that Stanley Cup bet on em... At least for my pick out of the west. Still leaning towards VGK...but Nashville on radar

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@Stone_tossers When Jesus was kicking over money tables in the synagogues and "tossing out the Pharisees" ...pretty sure he was judging.

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@ItsDeanBlundell Would love to. Hey man you still torturing interns like you did Meetus?

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@JackieBee_16 Okay but if I would say it to them I can say it on twitter? Cause youd be surprised how little I censor myself around women regardless if I'm related to them. Why exactly again does your gender need to be treated like special Ed students again? Remind me like I have Aspergers

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@Shawn3253 @pekistani @historyinmemes That was such a stupid part of the movie. Like it could of been a love drama all on its own and the writers fumbled had no idea how to keep it entertaining just on the love story and threw in thee most pointless out of place 3rd act action sequences.

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@kaitgonewild Much better. In fact phenomenal 👌

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@DallasStars @Lexus Stars got this. Screw those cheaters in Vegas!

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@forgottensoulz3 @Fshake_eesee @Steve_Dangle Lol then you're blind where do you see white ice between the puck and the redline

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@Amouranth The background is really nice in this one especially the sky. Whichever you or your photographer that recognized that moment 👌

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@DVWarriorMom Lol go walk the streets of India by yourself honey...even in broad daylight If you survive you can apologize the demographic of white hockey players as a whole when you get back.

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@kaitgonewild Giddy-up

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@Aldonie_ @InternetH0F Lol...now I really can't tell if troll or dumb...touchè...

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@Cooperstreaming Lolololol... So I guess you'll be going camping this weekend? Why wait if you feel that way?

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@Amouranth Star wars themed boob Ross tonight please 🙏

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@Amouranth No idea, I finish them in about 4-6 bites

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@Amouranth Fantastic pic 👌

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@kaitgonewild Costco?

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@s_baltzidis @NHL @NHLdotcom Youre right it isn't a debate. First winger in history to hit 100 assists 3rd player ever to hit 40 goals+100 assists 5th to hit 100 assists at any position. 3rd most points by a winger in a season EVER 53 point lead on the next highest scoring teammate. It's Kuch no debate

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@NHL They'll pull the comeback off.

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@xCheriNoble @grgrumweldweld Lol I knew that detail since I was 9 when it happened he was a major guest voice one of the biggest show on tv at the time (simpsons) Was pretty significant news back then

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@worldhockeyrpt It was rediculous how they used to stack games on top of eachother...like when some fans are willing to watch every game why would you ever rob yourself of the revenue and force them to watch 1 game over the other

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@fightwithmemes And they should then be banned from being within 500 meters of bars, sporting events and any other venue/event frequented by men.

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@NHL @DKSportsbook How Carolina is still the favorite Im still waiting for anyone to explain to me.

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@Amouranth Hell yeah

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@JumboTVv @Sportsnet Nah nah watch They'll win tonight too and then he'll return game 7 and they'll lose.

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@AStateofPete @DiscussingFilm It's not just the humor it's that it was relevant because 90s was all about slasher films so everyone got the references for all the jokes cause majority of people watched those.movies. what horror theme is even popular lately to parody that a large amount of people have all seen

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@BecomingCritter Oh no it's Ayatollahjak!

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@FamGuyFunny Lol the way this joke is talked about by a lot of the crew it seems like this is one of if not their favorite joke in the whole show.

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@Camel_Crushin Solo Him and Han got gay married after Leia got heavy into politics again after the battle of Endor and they split up.

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@ri333_s @pekistani @historyinmemes What was he supposed to do? Die alone speaking to no one? Everyone of either gender would of caved at some point.

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@EastVan808 Lol 😂

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@forgottensoulz3 @Prolific966 @Steve_Dangle ...THE ENTIRE puck must cross the line all at once

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@dailysimpsons C'MOOOON. Wow she makes a good point!...

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@rinky_sol @6ixbuzztv No this is the "you people" he got fired over.

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@QuotesFuturama Up yours chump and chumpettes, I'm gonna catch the next pimp mobile out of here

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@kaitgonewild Lol Hank Hill is why I love Texas

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@According2Luke Getting mad about it like this makes me think you've got a skeleton in your closet topical to this here subject. Got any NDAs out there you'd like to discuss bud? Or are they literally skeletons at this point and NDA isn't necessary?

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@daralynn13 Lol you maybe do. Do you really think the majority of women do?

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@QuotesSimpsons1 "Shake harder boy!"

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@ScottieUpshall @NHL You can't burden west coast teams with having to always play early so Timmy in Boston can watch the Pacific coast series... especially when the league WANTS it where they have games running from afternoon till after midnight on the east coast cause the paying customer (the adult)…

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@Chris_Krenn Hmm

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