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Clemson Tiger | Your Houston Criminal Defense Laywer Golf, Winners, Clay Pigeons. It took me years to get those souvenirs.

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Joined July 2017
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Telling the golf world the Costco irons are functionally the same as yours is certainly a choice.
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🚨👨‍⚖️⛳️ #NEW : TaylorMade is suing Kirkland for patent infringement pertaining to their P790 irons ☠️ (via @GOLF_com )
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@nieto_phillip This display of mental illness is very persuasive. Whatever They/Them believe in, I'll take the other side. Comfortably.
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Ian Poulter getting booed on the first tee and then snap hooking an iron 100 yards left nearly out of bounds is why we stay up.
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You know, Rory backers. It could be worse. You could be Jon Rahm, with all the money in the world and caring only about the majors, clearly unprepared to defend his title, wearing ridiculous logos of a stupid non-existent franchise, claiming Doral prepared him for this.
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@originalspin @N1ckSandmann You're obsessed with a teenager and it's weird.
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Henrik Stenson being snagged by LIV is a perfect example of how this new tour just seeks to destroy professional golf. No one tunes in to see Stenson. He’s only being snagged because it disrupts the Ryder Cup. This is all LIV seeks to do. It’s nihilism rooted in by the empty.
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*Might* have made $50 Rory outright bets to give out as party favors at my Masters party Saturday and I CANT WAIT to watch a bunch of nice, unassuming normies take in involuntary ride on the Rory Train sweating their first outright. Vibes off the charts.
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Rory Mcilroy has had three eagle putts today and played those holes in even par.
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Many people are asking if this is real and brother I tell you REAL is the brand
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*Might* have made $50 Rory outright bets to give out as party favors at my Masters party Saturday and I CANT WAIT to watch a bunch of nice, unassuming normies take in involuntary ride on the Rory Train sweating their first outright. Vibes off the charts.
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I'm sorry, Bryson taking his hat off and walking up 18 tipping to the crowd like he's just won the tournament? We don't deserve him.
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@Trizellini @MarkBermanFox26 Imagine considering this cheating instead of thinking, "Man, it's weird Albert Pujols gets to use a bat no one else can use."
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Daniel Rappaport preparing to write a column about himself with Matt Fitzpatrick as a prop.
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Lol she made it into a cake.
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@barstoolsports This man grabs an expensive diamond ring out of my hands and it's going to be a problem for him.
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People are doing threads on Fauci. Here's my favorite. In May, Fauci publicly praised South Carolina's response to Covid, calling it a "model" he would "clone" for the rest of the country. South Carolina closed practically nothing, including bars. /1
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@MattSeedorff Some free advice for "this man": Don't. Unless you've got a lawyer. This would be my pro bono case for the year.
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Justin Thomas has been wildly successful as a human being which complicates this but he is an outstanding argument against raising your children as entitled twats.
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@itzlune_ Hey Danny. Houston criminal lawyer here. Some friendly, free advice. You should stop talking about this immediately, on Twitter and elsewhere. You're bringing attention to your involvement and making admissions.
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@clairlemon I'd love for @joerogan to fund such a trial so you could ignore it.
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@Cernovich It's been stunning, as a former Lefty and criminal defense lawyer, to watch the Left wholesale root for the corrupt prosecution. Kangaroo Courts are fine so long as the defendants are in the out-group. Apparently.
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@jd_imbusch Man: "Are we ready?" Men: "Hell yeah." [Narrator: They weren't ready.]
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@kernerator @bessbell @Delta You know you can bring peanuts on airplanes, right?
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@pnjaban Lawyer here. Every day clients come into my office. My information sheet asks for their DL#. Never has a client struggled to locate this number.
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If one photo of winter-pounded greens at Bandon spares us years of Barstool bros clogging the reservation lines then consider us lucky.
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@MattWalshBlog I'm old enough to remember when my liberal friends posted a March article worrying that the Trump administration might use Covid as an excuse for authoritarian tactics.
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@JesseKellyDC Ah, the old "You made me do this to you" tactic.
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The native South Carolinian in me has staunch objections to this hobbit carpetbagger from Utah cosplaying in Carrharts for the delight of a small number of wealthy benefactors.
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@jessesingal Cancelling people for things they tweeted as teenagers seems very on-brand for people who once stood for juvenile justice reform based on the idea that the teen brain isn't fully formed. All principles lost.
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@MattWalshBlog Don't want a mistrial unless they're willing to bar a re-trial. Feels like the DA is attempting to cause a mistrial because he knows he's lost.
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@BunkiePerkins Dabo built a monster and quickly turned it into Vacation Bible School for his unathletic boys and their friends.
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"Oh my God. What I would shoot from where Rory hits it ... would be stupid. I think I'd be one of the best players in the world, hands down. If I had that stupid length, all day. My iron game, wedge game, around the greens, and my putting ... is world class."
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Fauci is like a small child. Constantly seeking approval. He tells every person listening what they want to hear. He lives for the pats on the head. That's how South Carolina (no lockdown) and California/New York (hard lockdown) can both be the "model" state. /4
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The most obvious thing, and what's been obvious for 2 years, is that golfers and golf people do not care a bit about golf fans. As many of us have pointed out, golf's money has been divorced from the ultimate source of golf's money--its fan-consumers.
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@barstoolsports All these people wanting @EmmanuelDuron3 in prison. I'll drive down to Edinburg and represent him for free. Kid made what appears to be a dumb mistake in the heat of battle. He's still a kid.
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@stoolpresidente Man tweets, "Formally announce your running mate." Dave hears, "Formally announce you're running, mate."
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Let me point out that Justine is 100% behind this hilarious lawsuit. The rendition of facts begins:
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I have a client who was arrested in Houston for criminal trespass because he was having dinner with his mother at her apartment (fine by her). He is allegedly on some list at something called Haverstock Hills apartment complex. /1
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As an addendum, since these tweets have become popular. I come from the Left. Or at least I did, before the Left sacrificed human and civil rights in favor of a public health autocracy. It’s not lost on me this crisis was used as an election year battering ram.
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CBS currently able to show you some early second round shots because the first round is still ongoing, and it makes you wonder WHY WE CAN'T JUST HAVE A REGULAR GOLF BROADCAST OF THE MASTERS?
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PJ Williams is a good kid from a good family. He was a high character add for Texas A&M, with offers from everywhere. Even Duke because of a good academic profile. I am helping him get through his current issue, and I'm confident some program will benefit from his growth.
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Please give me a chance I’m great kid who loves ball, and who’s learning from his mistakes 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾
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Chris Kirk you beautiful son of a bitch.
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@NYGovCuomo @CovidActNow Imagine the gall it takes to claim credit for controlling something that burned through your state so quickly it created herd immunity.
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@thosearenotboos @Trizellini @MarkBermanFox26 Did you miss the point that MLB allows Pujols to use a bat that new players can't use? I know you're from fucking Philly but I assume they teach you to read there.
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@AlexBerenson These people for months didn't listen when we told them actual infections with many times higher than confirmed cases (and thus, mortality rate lower), and now that they stumble onto cases like children finding a toy, they have no clue what to do with it.
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@MLMucci @mtracey I think it's great you admit your idea of proper government is that of a hated, useless, micro-managing elementary school teacher. Instructive.
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I worry deeply about the judgement of any person who can't put this together. Perhaps it's the year-long campaign of media distortion that's buried Fauci's incompetence in a swarm of glowing puff pieces. Fact he has any say in Americans' risk calculation is a farce. /8
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“What a difference a year makes.” Can’t agree more with Coach @GarinJustice Last yr I met a dejected kid facing disappointment. Got him free of trouble, and into a great situation at SMU. And they’ve molded him. Tonight he won a ring. Couldnt help but be emotional. @getmoneypj
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@Thomas_Pieters @RangeGoatsGC Congrats on your retirements from competitive golf, Thomas!
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The perfect LIV image. The obvious and horrible photoshop Gooch is trying to pass off as real. Koepka refusing to wear team gear because he’s duty bound to be Nike’s plainest influencer. It’s a masterpiece.
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The run continues. Shout out the usual suspects for producing the content I consume. Big Game Hunter. @adplacksports @Tour_Junkies @RickRunGood @gfienberg17 @ThePME
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@cyrilicioushawk @welovedort @deshaunwatson Because he's discovered at the ripe, weird age of 50 that no amount of money can fix the hole daddy left.
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@aginnt How nefarious do media have to be to prompt hospital administrators to call out their behavior? This is a first for me.
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@AlexBerenson @NJEA These people are evil. You get a good sense of why the American education system is so bad when these teachers reveal themselves in public. These are the people who have been giving kids an "education."
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Lots of people wondering what this tournament tells us about LIV, whether it validates the enterprise, and so on. I think it just tells us what we already knew. It’s what Brooks said — these are the same guys. But what does it say about LIV itself and what it has to offer? /1
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@DanCrenshawTX @SenRickScott There are sad and lonely and homebound people who live on Twitter who will inevitably respond to this begging you not to restart life as we knew it. They want their lifestyles to remain "normal" for as long as possible.
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@BadLegalTakes Trying to use the murder as the underlying felony in felony-murder is something so bad I'd only expect it out of the Harris County DA's Office.
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@ReifTerrance @MattWalshBlog Yes, if only he had reasoned with the woman so reasonable she attacked multiple people while a cop was standing there.
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@MrOriginal501 @BoKnowsNews @maggieNYT We understand you want to get paid to do fake Internet activism instead of your job, but that grift has to end eventually.
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@AlexBerenson Houstonian here. Had dinner in a restaurant tonight. Will be going to court for a hearing on Tuesday. Played golf with friends yesterday. If I'm living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape, bring on the end of the world, I guess.
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Russell Wilson levels of goofy.
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This is incredible.
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This guy is an absolute cartoon and has been since the first day he emerged on the scene, telling Americans not to touch their faces while he literally touched his face. /7
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@BadLegalTakes Robert's bad legal take was so bad it caused Mike's bad legal take to get likes by comparison.
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If Dan Rapaport reports you in NYC for walking your dog off leash and you get arrested, I will pro hoc into New York, represent you for free, and subpoena him to an extremely long trial that I schedule the week of the Masters.
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If you walk your dog off-leash in NYC you should be arrested. It is not cool or impressive or chic or anything besides batshit crazy. Drives me *nuts.* Okay rant over.
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@JackPosobiec Why on God's earth would he put himself in that lion's den?
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It's amusing but not surprising to me that people saw Fauci as a "leader." In the era of Trump any person who emerged as a possible foil to the Bad Man was instantly anointed, regardless of qualifications. It says a lot and nothing good about the Left that it called him a leader.
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It's amusing that people sell the BS that Fauci was protecting the mask supply with his early distortions. On March 9, one day after his "no reason to wear a mask" comments, he told Americans they should go on cruises is they are healthy. /6
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@chapelfowler I'd give the job to Tyler.
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This little guy has no idea how many times he’s going to Bandon Dunes. Welcome Jude. Mom and boy doing great.
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@BadLegalTakes Imagine tweeting this when they could have just criticized Nelson for being a mediocre chud who didn't really know what he was doing.
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@CPowers14 Great interview. Also threw in a "the course set up well for Harman because his bunt drives can't reach the trouble."
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@Abraham_Ancer Congrats on your early retirement from competitive golf, Abe!
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@DrewHolden360 Why go to work as a teacher when you could be Mad Online all day from your overpriced studio apartment and still get paid?
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Catching up with my friends in Hawaii. @SungjaeTracker @willwilcoxgolf
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Happy to inform you the Renaissance Club is keyed into TOURCast, and we will have shottracker this week for the Scottish.
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@Barnes_Law This week prompted me to go back to 2016 and see what was being said. I was treated to a WaPo article about how Indiana was being added to the tossup list as polls tightened there.
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@KVanValkenburg Only issue with this article is that it buries Thomas too soon. He is very much still in this tournament given the paucity of experience at the top of the board.
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@_WildKat_ @jljcolorado I finally see why you folks love this time so much. This sort of psychotic behavior has been mainstreamed. And you have other psychotics to share it with. So you feel less like an outsider for these insane impulses.
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@ClayTravis Darren is terrified that life will return to normal and his degenerate, anti-social lifestyle will once against be considered weird. For the first time in his life, he's been normal this year.
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Insisting his choice was the right one even though the reality of that lie is plastered on his face.
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First trip of many. @BandonDunesGolf
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@i_am_button @mtracey I feel really sad for all you folks who woke up in 2020 and saw for the first time that human beings die. I'm curious what life was like for you before this. What did you think funeral homes were for?
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@ClayTravis Clay -- if we don't test obsessively, how will we create reams of data we can weaponize in service of our political manipulation?
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@mtracey Leftists made the huge mistake of hyping this for years, such that no revelation could ever live up to their insane expectations. So the market on Trump has priced in this report, and truly it came in under expectations. It's a total win for him, but Ds are too dumb to see it.
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@wv_wvu @joelklatt @AlabamaFTBL @OhioStateFB @AggieFootball @ClemsonFB @OU_Football @NDFootball @CycloneFB @GeorgiaFootball @GoBearcatsFB @NUFBFamily Klatt was really inspired watching A&M trail in the 4th quarter to a UNC team missing most of its playmakers. That showed amazing consistency for an A&M team that beat marginal teams by small margins all year.
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@thosearenotboos @Trizellini @MarkBermanFox26 Except he's not? That's the point. Somehow MLB is letting one player use a bat others can't use. Hard to declare someone a cheater when the rules are applied selectively.
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@willchamberlain Several of these shots are justified under 9.42 — deadly force to defend property. State would have a huge uphill climb showing that the final shot (the only one that’s definitely bad) caused the death. If he’s dead already, then that shot’s not murder.
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@ASFleischman I had high school football coaches tell us that “water makes you sluggish” and to only “wash your mouth out.” Bad advice obviously but we lived. And I assure you the average 8 year old today ain’t doing 2 a days in August under Dennis Stokes.
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Two months later, he praised New York as the "model" for how to handle Covid. That state locked down harder than almost everyone else, closing everything. /2
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@DJPie Absolutely incredible broadcasting performance.
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My favorite Masters tradition is Patrick Reed waving to no one when he makes a birdie putt.
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Paramedic truck
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Sure seems like Tiger Woods is about to leave Riviera in a paramedic truck ?
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The joke would be TPC Los Angeles. Can't even execute that.
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-6 leading before noon on Thursday….more like TPC LACC…
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I'm proud to represent P.J. Williams and very optimistic about his future. Here's our statement on the resolution of his case. @getmoneypj
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@barstoolsports Alabama defenders headhunt more than any defenders. They open the door to dirty play. If it's your brand, you don't get to complain when the shoe's on the other broken foot.
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@justin_hart @PeterHotez @LinaHidalgoTX @HarrisCoJudge @astros Oh, Hotez wasn’t either until he posed for this photo.
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