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Christopher - The Realist

@Donkey____Punch

7 months

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@4HumanUnity

7 months

@RepMTG . @RepMTG Ha! Shall we? "Thank you President Trump for your willingness to serve our country! " At this point the only way he can serve our country is by going to prison. "We desperately need your help!!" WE??? No WE don't. He has already helped us enough by adding $7.8

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@TWDTim @ask_aubry Being “sweet” or “nice” is not a personality. If you’re solely nice and worship a person it gives the sense of dependency.

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@nathaliejacoby1 Jim Jordan is an idiot.

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@AmandaScheid09 @MtStHelensWA 🤣 🤣 🤣

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@notcapnamerica Keep voting for him TEXASS! Look at all the benefits you're getting and how much your state has provided you with flourishment and a better life. I mean, it must be really comfortable not being a multimillionaire in Texas. Shitty environment, water 💧 production issues, busted

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@JoJoFromJerz @RepBoebert “Pud” 🤣

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@FrankMikeDavis1 @SDK_Resists Yes. Yes, it has Donald. There's people getting arrested every day. What DOESN'T happen is people going 40+ years committing crimes and NOT being arrested. No one is interfering with his hopeless election. Now (R)s are going to say it was the master plan 🤣

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@7Veritas4 All I have to say is it’s about time someone gets prosecuted that’s a billionaire or a politician.

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@atensnut Worked for free 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@Donkey____Punch

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@RepBoebert My sister is buried in Arlington Cemetary because her Dad was in the Army in WWII. My mother, as well as probably herself, thinks you are a disgrace to veterans. They fought so hard to make America 🇺🇸 better and safer. Now, you advocate for teenagers running around with

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@NoLieWithBTC @Johnson4Dallas This should be illegal. During the secondary/primary elections, if you have vote restrictions within the party you chose, and had to choose the the dem/republican representatives would be for the office running for, then they shouldn’t be able to switch.

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@joncoopertweets PS: Typical Republican. It’s not serious until it effects me.

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@joncoopertweets What did these people expect would happen? Are they really that troubled that they thought they could get away with this free, just because tRump was president? They took away his military salary because he attacked a federal institution. This guy reproduced??!?!! I thank him

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@TheHolodomor @itsJeffTiedrich Annnd? I STILL don’t care if some RANDOM guy smokes crack on weekends.

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@4HumanUnity @RepMTG @GOPoversight Don’t use intermediate or advanced wording like “trivialities.” Republican’s like MTG can’t compute and wonder what this has to do with trivia.

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@laurenboebert Aren’t Republicans trying to ban history books, or is that just Floriduh?

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@realTuckFrumper Who's Hunter Biden? I checked the major bodies of government representatives, and for some reason, he isn't showing up in anything...... 🤔

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@RepMTG Do you actually call breaking and entering, Disorderly Conduct, Wreckless Endangerment and some with deadly weapons a first amendment right? If so, I'm just suggesting now - grab a phone book, look in the yellow pages, and find the therapist section.

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@Jim_Jordan Of course, you're going to have bigger numbers of everything in Chicago. It is one of the largest cities in the United States. Now ratio the deaths according to population in Cleveland (or any other city in Ohio), and you'll find out that Ohio is much worse than Chicago/Illinois.

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@joncoopertweets PS: PS: I do not believe you can receive ANY state or federal benefits if you are incarcerated by ANY means.

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@lavern_spicer @BarackObama I'm pretty sure he didn't even think of Joe or Hunter in this Tweet.

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@JoJoFromJerz Department of Incontenence 🤣

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@atensnut They won’t do anything to me because I wasn’t running for President, a position I am completely unqualified for, causing me to handle documents I have no idea how to handle. I did not commit crimes and don’t incriminate myself on a daily basis (ten years ago I would’ve said that

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@bagsfan75_Tony Jerry Seinfeld

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@MtStHelensWA Why haven't they experimented putting their chins on their chest and crouching over so their head is completely in front of them while running into a brick wall?

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@TWDTim @ask_aubry You’re welcome

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@nathaliejacoby1 Weird. Princess Majorie (Xena)- Trailor Park Warrior.

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@laurenboebert If any of that crap was the truth, the courts would've found merit or would have been in your favor. ,............ . ..........

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@Donkey____Punch

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@4HumanUnity @Jim_Jordan He can’t!!! He didn’t get tRump tattooed on his boner for nothing.

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@SundaeDivine @RepMTG WINNEBAGOS 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

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@EastEndJoe @McDonalds Well, police are beginning to make me wonder if they're in competition with priests for the top spot of the molesters list.

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@Jim_Jordan We’re desperate for you to GO AWAY! See, it even rhymes.

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@ChidiNwatu @RepMTG I cannot even argue with this. Not even a little bit.

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@EliseStefanik He was in a different building…

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@joncoopertweets 15 yrs and all his property repossessed that was involved in tax fraud and value inflation.

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@itsJeffTiedrich The first part was actually funny. Show us the evidence You show us dick pics 🤣

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@Jim_Jordan VOTE 🗳️ JIM JORDAN: If you want to know everything going on EXCEPT for in Ohio.

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@PopularLiberal 12-CCs of Thorazine stat! 3pt IV push and 10m Depekote once stable!

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@TheSGTJoker @mtgreenee @ForgiatoBlow47 I bet if you look in that things mouth you’ll find a wad of Vaseline garnished in pubes.

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@Donkey____Punch

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@4HumanUnity @Jim_Jordan They hear one thing and think, “my taxes are paying for them.” Easiest play for the last five decades by republicans. They forget there’s more to what’s on the surface. My favorite is dems and republicans switched sides. This semester I am in an African American History study’s

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@realTuckFrumper If I were her, I'd be excited. Instead of worrying if my body will be disposed of in a golf course, I'd be concentrated on inheriting. Sounds awful, but honor tRump in the tRump way, he wouldn't have liked it 😆

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@The_Trump_Train About everything NOT to do.

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@MaryLTrump @elonmusk It still says Twitter in search engines 🤣 and shares.

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@Donkey____Punch

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@4HumanUnity @SpeakerMcCarthy DON’T say stove!! They’ll think we’re coming for them! “Gonna gethcha..getcha… get ya.” Say oven, then they won’t have a clue.

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@Donkey____Punch

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@SundaeDivine @RonFilipkowski Colon talks too much. It smells like 💩

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@Donkey____Punch

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@SpeakerMcCarthy @HouseGOP You guys want to cut social security because it’s a entitlement? What’s an entitlement is useless politicians who were voted in on behalf of their state and continue this nonsense. Since 2020 you’ve accomplished nothing. Four years of this crap. You duped your voters into using

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@kangaroos991 Relieved that the “and Justice for All” segment wasn’t false.

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@laurenboebert The law isn’t FOR CRIMINALS! It’s to stop the gun retailers backed by lobbyists and the NRA to stop recklessly selling guns to anyone who has money to pay for them with no concern on how they intend to use it.

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@mtgreenee @ForgiatoBlow47 Someone actually thought 💭 up and created a song about MTG!?!? I’m ready for the Asteroid ☄️.

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@Donkey____Punch

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@RepMTG Well, what fantasy or science-fiction movie/book or conspiracy theory did this originate from?

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@ShereeWokeAF Political theatre 🎭 to win votes for upcoming 2024.

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@MikeSington When he says our once great country he’s referring to himself. The country isn’t getting arrested tRump, you are.

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@LoveToHikeUT @crankygameplays @RpsAgainstTrump @tedcruz Do these people believe themselves?

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@4HumanUnity @RepMTG @RepStefanik I chose one just to see the results. I again agree 100%. How can you have more power than an official who issues a pardon on federal terms? My honest vote is to stop this nonsense all together. There are serious issues in our country that continue to grow as this shyt keeps

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@TiredOfThe_B_S @mtgreenee @ForgiatoBlow47 Actually…. He probably will.

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@realScottyPimp @laurenboebert Scotty Pimpin!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 bahhha🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@ACTBrigitte I like some of their hygiene products. I buy their product for their product because it SATISFIES me. What they do with the money or what they're doing concerns me even less. The CEO could be using my money to buy green JELLO to rub on his scrotum and bark at the moon at 3am. I

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@4HumanUnity @DonaldJTrumpJr PS: I agree. However, unfortunately we live in a country where 7% of the population believes that chocolate milk comes from brown cows.

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@CalltoActivism @StevenConnie70 If they’re speaking to me I’m already there.

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@MaryLTrump Does he mean making hundreds of millions off of the banks? Bankruptcies don’t make banks money.

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@minombrejonas @lavern_spicer I'm ashamed to consider Texas a State.

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@Kaylan_TX @theangriestbuni @ChuckPerryNew2 He's conserving it... if that's what he calls it. Yikes. I puked in my mouth a little.

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@Punisher_033 @JoJoFromJerz @HockeyBroad Yes, because Ukraine is a country and one of our Allies, that’s a current victim of an unjust invasion. It not only effects Ukraine. We are not the only country supporting them financially through a proxy outside. That’s a little more concerning than a fcking plywood piece of

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@kathrynresists @laurenboebert Should be toilet paper 🧻

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@JABridgeforth @charliekirk11 Target's annual income is up 0.6%. What do you people fact check with?

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@CalltoActivism Is that Rudy in the back? 🤣

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@primemover4444 @realTuckFrumper Thank you!! They want to take from SS and still pay these clowns?

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@RonFilipkowski His chin looks like a ball rest.

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@laurenboebert Lauren. Whenever I come across your Tweets, I am in the middle of a bowel movement. This is getting strange, but yet has an uncanny resemblance.

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@RpsAgainstTrump It’s a parody acct.

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@ask_aubry He collects it with his mouth.

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@LoneStarLeft She needs to be committed. What exactly has the government done to her? She seems fine to me.

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@GeorgePapa19 No. Here's the actual issue. People finally found out anyone can run for office, and half of them shouldn't be there. Most couldn't manage a McDonalds. How can you be in there, like Gym Jordan, for double-digit years and not author a single bill? Does he even know how? Useless.

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@laurenboebert It’s called middle class. You just noticed?

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@joncoopertweets @MogliRocks Who was that republican who said that if tRump got elected that it would be the end of the republican party.

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@ACTBrigitte My opinion concludes that this is officially deemed a parody account.

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@patriottakes Was he selling meth for the fundraiser for tRumps campaign?

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@jimross03941273 @itsJeffTiedrich Just keep buying souvenirs from the “billionaire” there buddy!

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@catturd2 @gatewaypundit Good. They can support him when he is riding in the back of a paddy wagon, driving to the judges chosen federal penitentiary.

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@antifaoperative LOOK. AT. THAT. DUDES. MELON!!!! HOLY. EFIN. SHYT.

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@RpsAgainstTrump Does he need a change?

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@4HumanUnity @mtgreenee She is living proof ANYBODY can run for Congress 🤣

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@softtail65 @RBlooms2021 Alice In Chains Sound Garden Nine Inch Nails Radio Head Match Box Twenty Puddle of Mud Smashing Pumpkins

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@LauraLoomer Notice he just had to throw “highly successful,” and “leading (by far)” in there. Jeez the narcissism of that guy.

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@antifaoperative .... geez..us

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@ogden_robyn @Jim_Jordan And produce more positive results.

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💯 PERCENT

PoliticsGirl

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As I said last year… If you’re starting with the premise that Donald Trump is a completely innocent, billionaire, ex-President then you have to ask yourself, where are all the lawyers?

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@antifaoperative America Great- Yeah, great for who? Him? So he can get pardoned? {I know it's a State issue, but it's the idea} JFC.

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@RepSwalwell A republican

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@VampireGhuleh Face, hair, sweater AND boobs.

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@jkohl67 @latayprime @davidmweissman @RepMTG I laughed so damn hard at this; I was literally crying. I needed someone to say it. Proof he pays his bills. LMFAO!

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@AnneUndone1 He doesn’t know that MAYBE because he is a rapist and justified his actions as normal and acceptable. Evidently in his mind, rape doesn’t exist.

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@JohnBollingHall @simonateba @RepMTG @JoeBiden These people saying “democrats” putting sexually explicit materials in schools are off their rocker. It sounds like a Christian body shaming movement. It was probably some art sculpting or nude art portraits. I am sure that if parents actually went to the school and showed them

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@atensnut For what made up fantasy this time? It's funny how this just all of a sudden is this huge concern now, when he's been a senator for almost a decade and a half. Seriously, I guess his crime wave just all of a sudden just started after Rump got indicted because he's a completely

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@lavern_spicer @Bruvsayless @lavern_spicer No. Here’s the logical thinking. All bullshit aside. The vaccines makeup is very similar to the maleria vaccine. All vaccines are created asap. Virologists and other health professionals can’t let millions die while “perfecting a vaccine for people who have

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@Phil_Lewis_ @AggiePride85 Why isn't the officer in cell waiting to see the judge for bond?

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@RepMTG I'm glad the people who voted for you are getting exactly what they deserve. You make 3x the 37k that the median salary is in Georgia. Thank God you're improving the state. Conservative my Rump. When schools come asking for donations, they'll be glad to know mtg used it on this

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@AnthonyMKreis How about NOT contributing to the factor of it being so and be a Senator and not a talk show host?

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@JeffJayMo @ResisterSis20 I ... just can't!! 🤣 🤣 🤣

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@JoeyMannarinoUS Umm, she’s beautiful. Is a talented singer whether it’s your preference or not. Also, she doesn’t spend her time on Twitter whining. She has a life.

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