Amanda @AmandaScheid09 Twitter profile

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3 years

@crocfanpage It’s got to be this one.

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@SenateGOP This is the GOP party. Your party nominated him. Your party voted for him. Your party supported him. Your party enabled him. Your party had a chance to remove him from office. Your party kept him in power. YOUR PARTY IS EXACTLY THIS.

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😁 New scarf just dropped #LaserLoon

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@MtStHelensWA Same energy.

"People were astonished. After the meeting ended, we thought, 'What the f---? What do we do with this?'"

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@MrJayWashington @jennyhan If you haven’t seen his Drop the Mic, well worth a view just for the line “I’m an Asian man excelling in a white man’s industry, you’re a white man in a white man’s industry failing miserably...”

[Vietsub] Drop the Mic - Randall Park vs James Van Der Beek

2018 vui vẻ và may mắn nhé!Follow page để cập nhật thông tin https://www.facebook.com/headphones.byTrang/Ok, đây là một trận battle đầy thứ để chú thích.1. J...

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@SpencerAlthouse Reminds me when Pedro Pascal couldn’t stop laughing during a Community reading.

Pedro Pascal trying to get through the sperm gifting scene for...

From the Community table read

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6 months

Not only do I want lasers coming out of the Loon’s eyes, I want them to directly point at the Spruce Tree Building clock tower.

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@DanielleAlberti There’s so much wrong here. Including this bit about, I’m not creepy because she’s not my type. As if creepiness is dependent on the dude’s perspective of whether he’s interested in her or not.

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1 year

@HuffPost Well, that’s enough Twitter for today.

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3 years

@iangreenleaf @MinnesotaMemes The irony of the tornado sirens is that they train us Minnesotans to ask ourselves, is it Wednesday before asking if there’s an actual tornado warning going on.

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Laser Loon scarf is back in stock! All the pre-order requests have been filled. These will be also be available at Blackhart before the MNUFC home game on Saturday. Remember I can’t send a DM unless you follow me. #PewPew

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9 months

@jaapstronks @crulge Maybe clear the cookie cache and history while you’re at it… 😜

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4 years

@wonderofscience @Alt_NASA The floor is lava!

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UPDATE: scarves have all been claimed. I do have another order coming in three weeks so if you are still interested I can take names and emails to contact when they arrive. #LaserLoon

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2 months

😁 New scarf just dropped #LaserLoon

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Hey @MNUFC you need to update the Minnesota flag!

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@ask_aubry I’m sure taking a child’s goat and slaughtering it to teach her a lesson will really improve Shasta District Fair’s image on social media.

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@NPR Reading the comments by people who don’t see the inhumanity of this “choice” makes me wonder if they claim to be Christian. The parallels between this woman & her baby & Jesus’s birth is quite striking. These people are the innkeepers & would push a pregnant Mary to the stable.

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You guys I won a signed Sang Bin jersey! 🇰🇷❤️

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@SubinBKim @AskAKorean It was great seeing Seo Dan’s uncle onstage at the Oscars! 😝

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@BillLindeke Don’t speak for me @paulgazelka . We “suburban moms” are just as upset about police brutality. #blacklivesmatter

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3 years

@AustinBowman25 @crocfanpage It sure takes you on a journey, doesn’t it? 😆 Responses to the original tweet are hilarious though.

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4 years

Spanish porn star Nacho Vidal, who likes to advertise his aromatic candles shaped like male genitalia on Twitter, has been arrested on manslaughter charges following a man's death during a mystic ritual in which he inhaled psychedelic toad venom @AFP

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@msdanifernandez Daniel Wu and Madeleine Mantock from Into the Badlands.

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5 years

@justin_halpern @PFTompkins Stop it. People were stupid enought to think pizzagate was real—now they’re going to stalk every actual person named Steve Jail in America.

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@angryasianman I didn’t know he was changing the expressions on their faces. The ultimate, “you should smile more.” How ghoulish can you get. 😡

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@HashtagGriswold @jaketapper Well, I wanted the best and brightest to be President but we can’t always get what we want. #sarcasm

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@nytimes This is all very nice, but how many of them are still making donations to anti-abortion politicians?

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@NPR Yeah sure, “misspoke.” Maybe we’d believe her if she hadn’t already been caught quoting Hitler in a previous rally.

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@Twins It’s funny how re-signs and resigns are complete opposite terms.

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@forexposure_txt That last line was so unnecessarily condescending, too.

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@nytimes

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3 years

@josh_hammer OR maybe people just don’t like seditious fuck wads?

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@angryasianman I’m going to be extra Korean now to compensate.

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@msdanifernandez John Cho and Gabrielle Union (from Flash Forward)

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@fannychoir @angryasianman Deadpan stare without blinking is a look I’ve perfected from conversations like this.

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@blkgirlculture I like this one, too.

See Maya Rudolph Pay Tribute to Her Mom, Minnie Riperton, in an SNL Bumper

Apparently, overalls is just a good look for the Ripertons.

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@karencheee @angryasianman Well if he’s your dad, than this is going to be my dad.

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2 years

Hey there’s my scarf I designed!

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@Twins

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Welcome #MNAuroraFC ! We're excited for the debut of @MnWoso and the @USLWLeague . #OneMN

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Imagine calling Gong Yoo, Lee Byung-hun, Lee Jung-jae and Park Hae-soo “unknowns.” 🙄

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2 years

Steven Spielberg said the Netflix series "Squid Game" proves that "unknown people can star entire miniseries, can be in movies."

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@IndignantMN Zipper merge The Minnesota Good-bye How many times we can bring up Halloween Blizzard of 91 in a conversation

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@julieaekim @chanidanoy Why are the Korean names being abbreviated with initials?

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@MNUFC Man of the Match: The Allianz Field Ground Crew

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Laser Loon scarf spotted

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@RobDenBleyker “Have you tried not being poor?”

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@maerlyn99 @DriverD74 @sawyerstradgard @BillRupy @GuinnessDog @HoarseWisperer @RealAlexJones Guys calm down—we’re just going to do the River of Blood battle so that plaque on the golf course will actually be true! We’re actually doing Trump a service!

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@BrokenFiction @SimuLiu Two puns for the price of one. Well done, sir.

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@zackstephenson @Lindsey_Port Would you say this is a joint effort? (I’ll see myself out)

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3 months

Getting game day gear ready. Come on you Loons!

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. @MNUFC won and Sang Bin scored. Guess I’m going to have to wear the Korean jersey to every #LosLoons home game from now on. #SportsMagicIsReal

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@sana_foodie @BBCWorld Seriously? Are you this stupid? The pulling the eyes to indicate “slant-eyes” has always been a racist gesture towards Asians.

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@MNUFC

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@RochelPochel I’ve trained for this in my childhood

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To all who celebrate, Happy Grant Wahl day

Subscribe to GrantWahl.com

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Huge congratulations to Minnesota United for defying my preseason prediction & getting its 6th win. (I want this scarf!)

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@BBCWorld New item for Harlan Crow’s collection? 😒

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@angryasianman Which Thai boy is Scarlet Johannson playing?

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Seriously the Jensen/Birk campaign is really showing us that you can have a doctor’s degree or graduate from Harvard AND be bonkers stupid.

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At an event last week, the GOP candidate for governor of Minnesota there are, "litter boxes in some of the school districts so kids can pee in them, because they identify as a furry..." It's a persistent and bizarre Internet hoax.

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This is a nice shot! Love the composition.

Photog Dan

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3 months

Some favorites from this afternoon's Loons opener #mnufc

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@Edward_Hyena @PeaDeeKay Snarky twitter is my favorite twitter.

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5 years

@chrissyteigen @jonlovett I was told that you should always say “nice to see you” in case you’ve met that person before and didn’t remember.

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@Aordover @DanaSchwartzzz There’s actually a K-drama called Extra-ordinary You that’s about characters in a comic book that become self aware and realize they are not the main leads. They end up having their own love story.

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@ThatEricAlper Martin Sheen at a fundraiser event. I was the official photographer and he took the time to shake my hand and ask me my name. It was a long evening, but he was completely gracious, kind and patient with everyone.

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Really random wish for next season is @MNUFC and @allianzfield would install water bottle dispensers at their water fountains

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@forexposure_txt I’m hoping the plot twist is it’s the same guy, but each post is from a different artist he’s been bugging.

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Look a Sang Bin chant!

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@mrotzie The Mondale Map is a point of pride for my Minnesotan heart.

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Twins win. Timberwolves win. Minnesota United win. Good day to be a Minnesota sports fan.

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1 year

@BBCWorld Narrator: This statement was also inaccurate.

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Hey, look! I made something!

Red Loons

@RedLoons

4 years

Ladies and gentlemen, your Red Loons membership scarf! Worn by its amazing designer, @AmandaScheid09 . Did you know?: the raised fist became a symbol of solidarity and antifascism during the Spanish Civil War. Get yours with a Red Loons membership:

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@forexposure_txt Narrator Voiceover: ...it did not make sense.

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@fonzfranc Yzma

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@bigbadmami Minnesota: Don’t blame us!

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@heyscrape @WhoseRyanStiles @mccartneysvu Are those Michelin stars?

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@jjstoller @Turn90653894Nat @HashtagGriswold @jaketapper Yeah, if only they sent the best and brightest bots and not some guy’s uncle from Russia.

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@kdaudt Easy way to disprove it. Publicly ask her to step down.

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All of Minnesota.

New Zealand Football 🇳🇿

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Michael Boxall was racially abused during the first half of the game by a Qatari player. No official action was taken so the team have agreed not to come out for the second half of the match.

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@HuffPost If you can throw a holiday party, the Senate can pass a COVID relief bill.

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@PeterBale @Carmichael_Rob @vinkjohn @VICE That’s a hard no from me. This is not “art.” These victims were brutally tortured and executed. We don’t get to ask genocide victims if they could just smile more. How absolutely disgusting and disrespectful.

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2 years

@NPR Evergreen shipping company has got to stop naming their ships ironically. Oh and also hire better ship captains.

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A couple of MN United home games coming up. If you prepaid for your Laser Loon scarf and still haven't picked it up, contact me for to arrange for handoff (if you haven't already).

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Minnesota United FC

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AAUGH!!

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@StribOpinion Did someone lose a bet? Is he a legacy hire? Is he blackmailing someone? Please explain because I don’t understand why you would hire someone who isn’t funny. Not even not funny. But boring. Like truly boring. Not insightful, not clever, not witty, not funny. Just really boring.

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@PFTompkins Nature is healing itself...

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Took a girls on field trip today. They had a ball. @MNUFC #IAmPunny

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@IckyVickyEww @vivianwmlee @JASchrecker Than explain Inglorious Basterds in which the majority of the language spoken was not English but was nominated for a Golden Globe best picture?

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@nytimes Does that mean Amy Coney Barrett will be refused communion from the Archbishop, too?

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5 years

@BillCorbett Mili-do, or mili-do not, there is no mili-try.

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@darthcakeinator @kathryniveyy Love it. Someone write a story about The Chosen One having severe Imposter Syndrome.

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New flag ❤️

Minnesota United FC

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@_cingraham This is what we do when we win the gold in curling.

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@BradBirdA113 @pattonoswalt ....quick cut to social media headline: “Brad Bird drops out of Ratatouille sequel.”

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@MNUFC Going to miss the post-game daughters’ goal kicking tradition.

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@MNUFC Siri, what’s the fastest way from Woodbury to Duluth? Siri: Brent Kallman to Ethan Finlay is the fastest route.

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6 years

Daughter was thrilled to meet @j_thiesson at her school picnic today! @MNUFC

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3 years

We’re vastly outnumbered, but the Korean cheering section is small and mighty! #USAvKOR

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6 years

@joss @AlanTudyk *sings in her head* ...99 taintballoons...floating in the summer sky...

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@_cingraham In 1st Grade, I had a classmate who had the same initials as me. One day in art class we made a set of notecards. Somehow he received my beautiful masterpieces and I received his vastly inferior ones by mistake. I’ve always resented Andy since then. #AnArtistNeverForgets

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They arrived! I’m ready for the women’s USA vs Korea friendly match in June. 대한민국 🇰🇷

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3 years

@rotovisor @Artist_Joonie @Variety It is when you ARE American and you are telling an inherently American story. It’s saying if you are speaking a different language other than English you are not American. English does not equate to being American. The rule is xenophobic and racist and should be eliminated.

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@rainnwilson Purge V: Earth Day

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@FernieCommaAlex @PFTompkins “Please clap.”

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