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Jacob Alperin-Sheriff 🐵🍌🖍️

@DemocraticLuntz

2 months

I just learned today that American Samoans do not get birthright US citizenship why have I never heard this before?

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Jacob Alperin-Sheriff 🐵🍌🖍️

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2 years

@cellopain @FreeRosedark Sorry you’ve been chosen to pick fruit

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Jacob Alperin-Sheriff 🐵🍌🖍️

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2 years

@ben_rosen You don’t hunt with AR-15 or body armor

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Jacob Alperin-Sheriff 🐵🍌🖍️

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4 years

@marybschneider @grace_panetta That was the Indiana Erection Commission ma’am

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Jacob Alperin-Sheriff 🐵🍌🖍️

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3 years

This photo should win a Pulitzer

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3 years

Mask distribution attempt on Staten Island. The borough is firmly the #NYC coronavirus hotspot with a positive test rate of 4.8 percent.

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Jacob Alperin-Sheriff 🐵🍌🖍️

@DemocraticLuntz

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@memeseeker @LeslieBasco @KaitMarieox @NRATV @davidhogg111 She also walked to school uphill both ways no doubt

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Jacob Alperin-Sheriff 🐵🍌🖍️

@DemocraticLuntz

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As Yoav mentions below, the backwards Hebrew is not the most hilarious part of the whole thing. That honor is reserved to something nobody’s pointed out, namely that the box of matzah is Trader Joe’s, 100% of which is made … guess where

(((ل()(ل() 'yoav))))👾

@yoavgo

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םידוהי יכה ונחנא

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Jacob Alperin-Sheriff 🐵🍌🖍️

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3 years

@MarkFooterman @GOPLeader Maybe he will support a more generous welfare state so even unemployable people can live now?

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Jacob Alperin-Sheriff 🐵🍌🖍️

@DemocraticLuntz

9 months

This is true, the Civil Rights Act of 1991, which Biden shepherded through as Judiciary Chair at the time, talked fellow member Strom into supporting it.

Greg Price

@greg_price11

9 months

Biden says he "literally, not figuratively, talked Strom Thurmond into voting for the Civil Rights Act before he died."

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Jacob Alperin-Sheriff 🐵🍌🖍️

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2 years

@pnjaban @charliekirk11 Maybe they should consider not committing crimes?

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Jacob Alperin-Sheriff 🐵🍌🖍️

@DemocraticLuntz

29 days

Does anyone remember the freak who said America has no cultural power anymore outside of the Anglosphere? First the South Korean PM belts out American Pie, now this

Howard Mortman

@HowardMortman

29 days

CONGRESS HISTORY MADE TODAY: When Japan Prime Minister Fumio Kishida addressed the U.S. Congress today, he became the first foreign leader addressing a Joint Meeting of Congress ever to get applause for saying "Yabba-Dabba Do!"

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Jacob Alperin-Sheriff 🐵🍌🖍️

@DemocraticLuntz

5 months

The נס of Chanukah is literally that the fire did not cease

IfNotNow🔥✡️

@IfNotNowOrg

5 months

NEW YORK: Hundreds of Jews & neighbors are lighting a NINE-FOOT TALL MENORAH decorated with the word “Ceasefire.” On the first night of Chanukah, we’re making it clear: End the siege on Gaza. Release all hostages. We are #JewsForCeasefire .

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Jacob Alperin-Sheriff 🐵🍌🖍️

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@ericschmidt @SchmidtFutures @jfftweets I think labor unions have generally done this, sir.

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@tedcruz @BenSasse @drpepper

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Jacob Alperin-Sheriff 🐵🍌🖍️

@DemocraticLuntz

5 months

The US needs to make the Israelis bow out, go in at gunpoint and kidnap the Hamas tunnel engineers and make them build the Roosevelt subway at the same cost per mile as they charge in Gaza.

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Jacob Alperin-Sheriff 🐵🍌🖍️

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7 years

@Realjmannarino @realDonaldTrump Bro you're in London

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Jacob Alperin-Sheriff 🐵🍌🖍️

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2 years

Ginny Thomas leaked those transcripts to change the subject from her husband being dead

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@DemocraticLuntz

6 years

@HomoBehaviorali @ekp In fact, forget the tech company

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Jacob Alperin-Sheriff 🐵🍌🖍️

@DemocraticLuntz

6 years

@Millie__Weaver Looks like you're the one whose business is getting publicly owned right now, ma'am.

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@DavidMDrucker @HotlineJosh @RepMTG If she doesn’t say it publicly that’s meaningless

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Jacob Alperin-Sheriff 🐵🍌🖍️

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3 years

@GovGaryJohnson @LPNH Libertarianism means "my girlfriend shouldn't have to sit in a car seat," sir.

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6 years

@garyjohnmiller @BenSasse Partial birth abortion is already illegal and thanks to that law doesn't happen and that law is in no danger of being overturned, none at all. While child molestors get away with it all the time

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Jacob Alperin-Sheriff 🐵🍌🖍️

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@souljagoytellem My eyes hurt and I had the eclipse glasses, the sun is bad and should feel bad.

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Jacob Alperin-Sheriff 🐵🍌🖍️

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@wsmb7 @CKDesG @BillyFrazier14 @VP @AP Excuse me. Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer, not the Antichrist.

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Jacob Alperin-Sheriff 🐵🍌🖍️

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6 years

@MclaneScott @diana_huskerfan @GayRepublicSwag Doesn't matter. You will submit to Hogg law

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Jacob Alperin-Sheriff 🐵🍌🖍️

@DemocraticLuntz

11 months

@HankShedwrecker They even did it so they could lynch a Jew, of course they’d do it to execute a black kid

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Jacob Alperin-Sheriff 🐵🍌🖍️

@DemocraticLuntz

2 years

@JackieDuVall8 @SteveKingIA “Love Jesus” in your bio

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Jacob Alperin-Sheriff 🐵🍌🖍️

@DemocraticLuntz

2 years

We’ve successfully reclaimed Brandon like it’s the n-word I don’t think cons say it anymore

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Jacob Alperin-Sheriff 🐵🍌🖍️

@DemocraticLuntz

3 months

Any serious scholar would question this claim that David Irving has "died" with the meager evidence proferred.

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Jacob Alperin-Sheriff 🐵🍌🖍️

@DemocraticLuntz

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@dhaaruni I would guess “Should the government institutionalize visibly mentally ill people on transit who make other passengers feel unsafe or uncomfortable?” polls pretty well

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Jacob Alperin-Sheriff 🐵🍌🖍️

@DemocraticLuntz

6 years

@garyjohnmiller @BenSasse Ben is just trying to convince himself he's not a child molestor enabler right now, but he is

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Jacob Alperin-Sheriff 🐵🍌🖍️

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@SeanTrende If you don’t remember where you were when 9/11 happened you’re Zoomer imo

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Jacob Alperin-Sheriff 🐵🍌🖍️

@DemocraticLuntz

7 years

@BerniceKing Wouldn't a good Atlantan drink only Coke?

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Jacob Alperin-Sheriff 🐵🍌🖍️

@DemocraticLuntz

3 months

I see the Nazis were 1) too stupid to be subtle in their donation amounts. 2) Too poor to afford $14.88 3) Too stupid to have not now linked their real name to their user handle (perhaps that’s his real name in his bio who knows? (Stancil does)

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@rusticales @whstancil Apparently my money isn't good enough for him either😤

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Jacob Alperin-Sheriff 🐵🍌🖍️

@DemocraticLuntz

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@nikicaga They think Rachel Brosnahan is trans?

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Jacob Alperin-Sheriff 🐵🍌🖍️

@DemocraticLuntz

8 months

@SpecialPuppy1 Muslims went woke.

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Jacob Alperin-Sheriff 🐵🍌🖍️

@DemocraticLuntz

5 years

@VP @kampeas @IlhanMN Have you considered asking the Pres to resign too sir

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@no123412348 @HeyHey33810158 Farm is collectivized no farm for you

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Jacob Alperin-Sheriff 🐵🍌🖍️

@DemocraticLuntz

2 years

@soc_cafe @FreeRosedark Sorry, you are on warehouse assignment comrade

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Jacob Alperin-Sheriff 🐵🍌🖍️

@DemocraticLuntz

3 years

Give Michael Byrd the Congressional Medal of Honor

Sahil Kapur

@sahilkapur

3 years

.⁦ @NBCNightlyNews exclusive⁩ —> Officer who shot Ashli Babbitt during Capitol riot breaks silence: 'I saved countless lives'

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Jacob Alperin-Sheriff 🐵🍌🖍️

@DemocraticLuntz

3 years

Probably that Americans won’t give a shit about Afghanistan 30 days from now UNLESS we’ve got refugees coming in

Noah Smith 🐇🇺🇸🇺🇦

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3 years

Why the hell would we not take these people in

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Jacob Alperin-Sheriff 🐵🍌🖍️

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5 months

Every fucking time.

Natalie Shure

@nataliesurely

5 months

The evidence that Hamas used mass rape as a weapon of war is paper thin. Her claim here that anyone testified to experiencing it is false: there are zero direct survivor testimonies - only ~2-3 from people who claim to have witnessed rapes that get recycled in every story

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Jacob Alperin-Sheriff 🐵🍌🖍️

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@KatieJonesMpls Please drop out we want Stancil

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Jacob Alperin-Sheriff 🐵🍌🖍️

@DemocraticLuntz

9 months

Are you people really gonna challenge him after the Corn Pop vindication

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Jacob Alperin-Sheriff 🐵🍌🖍️

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5 years

@FelixWankel125 @charliekirk11 I'm also sad when my candidate ends up with less votes after an election, sir.

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Jacob Alperin-Sheriff 🐵🍌🖍️

@DemocraticLuntz

6 years

@nataliesurely @les_ja I mean that has no bearing on your illiteracy. Most non-college people aren't nearly as ignorant as you.

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Jacob Alperin-Sheriff 🐵🍌🖍️

@DemocraticLuntz

5 years

In general it’s kind of weird that the 5 or so African-Americans who won in competitive and mostly white suburban districts (Delgado,Underwood,Hayes,McBath,Allred) don’t get more press

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Jacob Alperin-Sheriff 🐵🍌🖍️

@DemocraticLuntz

6 years

@garyjohnmiller @BenSasse Ben knows well that Congress banned it and it doesn't happen in the US as a result and that said ban is not close to being overturned

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2 years

@NotAnotherMich1 @FreeRosedark Sorry you’ve been assigned gulag guard duty

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Jacob Alperin-Sheriff 🐵🍌🖍️

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7 years

@Realjmannarino @realDonaldTrump Wow so you could live here but you ditched America for Europe? You must really hate it here, huh?

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@hjessy_ @DrewSav Many disapproved of his decision to get shot

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Jacob Alperin-Sheriff 🐵🍌🖍️

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5 months

Kampf is a German word that literally means “struggle”

Lana 🍉

@lanananas_

5 months

Not my Senator spreading anti Arab hate and propaganda. Intifada is an Arabic word that literally means “shaking off”, for those who don’t know it’s easily googleable. In the Palestinian context, as seen in this children’s book, it’s about the struggle under occupation.

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@ChristinaPushaw @bethanyshondark @LizHighleyman

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Jacob Alperin-Sheriff 🐵🍌🖍️

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@CrispyCoca @benshapiro @TheAlanNoble He can't help himself. His raison d'etre is to own the libs so he gotta try

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Jacob Alperin-Sheriff 🐵🍌🖍️

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7 years

@JohnKasich @JWGOP Not enough. Call for him to be removed

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Jacob Alperin-Sheriff 🐵🍌🖍️

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2 years

@MattMackowiak @3YearLetterman I haven’t seen a long form death certificate

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Jacob Alperin-Sheriff 🐵🍌🖍️

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@GamerMaoist Which yeshivas were allowed to remain open without interference?

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@jeremykauffman @mattyglesias Crypto in bio, every single time.

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Jacob Alperin-Sheriff 🐵🍌🖍️

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10 months

She doesn’t have any reason to stay; she’s effectively run as the candidate of the “Alaska for Murkowski” party the last 3 elections …

Aaron Blake

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Sen. Lisa Murkowski (R-Alaska): "Now our party is becoming known as a group of kind of extremist, populist over-the-top [people] where no one is taking us seriously anymore."

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@mikurubaeahina

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@Ian_Gay_briel

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@donmoyn @Steven_Strauss @kenklippenstein He missed the best one

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Jacob Alperin-Sheriff 🐵🍌🖍️

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3 years

First D to win AZ and GA since Truman

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Jacob Alperin-Sheriff 🐵🍌🖍️

@DemocraticLuntz

11 months

I am hearing on his deathbed that Pat Robertson received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the shahada. Even now he looks down upon the ummah from the Gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no God but Allah and Mohammed is his prophet!

The Associated Press

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Pat Robertson, the religious broadcaster who turned a tiny station into the global Christian Broadcasting Network, tried a run for president and helped make religion central to Republican Party politics in America, has died. He was 93.

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@BeeKamens "The Gang Gets Indicted"

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Jacob Alperin-Sheriff 🐵🍌🖍️

@DemocraticLuntz

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@LinkofSunshine @nikicaga No they’re right, they just have the wrong photo this is the right one

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Jacob Alperin-Sheriff 🐵🍌🖍️

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@bennnnnewsome @mflynnJR @JackPosobiec Many people are saying he enjoys getting sodomized in the Dulles airport bathroom by David Duke.

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Jacob Alperin-Sheriff 🐵🍌🖍️

@DemocraticLuntz

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@RRHElections Yes let’s pass a federal law preventing this sort of thing for Congressional districts and then pass a companion federal law applying it to state legislatures and hope the courts let it stick

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@alitlstrawberry Did you find a new therapist to validate your severe mental health issues instead of address them yet?

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@ChrisRBarron @yashar Wow hating Cillizza is like the only bipartisan political issue Americans can come together on today

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Jacob Alperin-Sheriff 🐵🍌🖍️

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6 years

@GayRepublicSwag Looks like this is happening

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Jacob Alperin-Sheriff 🐵🍌🖍️

@DemocraticLuntz

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@jaketapper I still don't get why he made up the Lee Harvey Oswald thing when he could've just pointed out that Cruz is the Zodiac Killer

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@fliao01 @somefoundersalt Isn’t that the joke?

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@commiexmommie Blatant lies yielding thousands of RTs and likes very cool

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Jacob Alperin-Sheriff 🐵🍌🖍️

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3 years

No move it to Montana

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@brianstelter @dougmckelway His German?

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Jacob Alperin-Sheriff 🐵🍌🖍️

@DemocraticLuntz

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@FrankFuhrig @yhdistyminen 1991, the date this occurred, was indeed "before he died" in 2003, thank you for providing the additional context on just how correct Biden's statement was.

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@IvyVine009 @leighwalton @WCReaf 69?

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@DrewSav Military base and they want both costs

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@ASG_ML @FreeRosedark Apologies comrade, you are needed in the day cares, 13 hour days to ensure other comrades can do their workdays

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@DemocraticLuntz

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@RealWayneRoot @realDonaldTrump Libertarians everyone

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@DemocraticLuntz

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@BrittMcHenry @FoxNews @WattersWorld @jessebwatters Only someone with child level intelligence would think it's a good idea to cut taxes now, yes.

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@SetPixels As a law professor, she knows that You’re allowed to physically assault someone unprovoked (in California only to the minimal degree necessary to get them to leave, in other states you can kill them) when they trespass on your property and refuse to leave.

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@LinkofSunshine Is that a real McElwee quote, so amazing

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@danmericaCNN @brianstelter "Attaker?" Did Trump write this himself?

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@RNCResearch Heroic anti soccer stance

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@ChrisMurphyCT

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@DemocraticLuntz

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@CompanyHooch @cellopain @FreeRosedark Rotation by season, comrade will learn that different fruits are picked at different times of year.

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Who thinks Maryland should draw this nice, fair, compact map this decade instead of a monstrous gerrymander?

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@depthsofwiki Harriet Tubgirl

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@nominalthoughts Honestly I haven't heard a bad thing out of him in these interviews

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@anarchoboognish And yet the Walmart will remain unscathed

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@Franklin_Graham Praying he doesn't strike again?

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@EricLevitz Have you considered the people who disagree shouldn’t be catered to

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@exchaoordo This is the worst thing I ever heard

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@DemocraticLuntz

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@Kristin4Harlem You’re living in Manhattan why the hell would you want to own a personal car?

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@JoePostingg This is probably why they are the least evil one

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@DemocraticLuntz

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@MittRomney Yet birther racism was cool?

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@DemocraticLuntz

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@Esor__Fasa @yashar @ChelseaClinton @vivafalastin @IlhanMN Sir, She made herself susceptible to abuse by harassing Chelsea

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@DemocraticLuntz

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Streit’s and/or Manischewitz (both US products) is absolutely quite easy to obtain in Los Angeles, they were just too lazy/didn’t care to go to another store (Costco does those 2 brands depending on the year and at a cheaper per box price, except I doubt they were

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Jacob Alperin-Sheriff 🐵🍌🖍️

@DemocraticLuntz

8 months

How the fuck would you beat pro-life?

Tom Namako

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Scoop: Republicans are trying to find a new term for ‘pro-life’ to stave off more electoral losses Discussed at a closed-door meeting of Senate Republicans this week @JulieNBCNews @kate_santaliz @lizbrownkaiser @brennanleach via @nbcnews

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