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@DeeOhAytch

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The Bridget Jones of gay DC. AKA Landon SW-8522-1253-9136 Black Lives Matter.

Washington, DC
Joined March 2009
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Me whenever I see a Kelly Clarkson has released a new cover
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Joel Kim Booster staging a heckler at the Kennedy Center…such Pisces behavior
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Y’all let me know when you can convert a PDF
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Millennial dads have pathetic DIY skills compared to baby boomers
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No one: Me, a Sagittarius:
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Rude Astrology: The Knowledge No One Else Has.
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I'll say it.
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@AlexWatt187 @pokemon_paul I googled classic rock last week and Misery Business by Paramore came up
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@hiimbobbi Slutty nerd representation!
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chappell roan (a redhead): my sapphic love will haunt you for a thousand lifetimes that no man can assuage
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olivia rodrigo (a brunette): i’m so sad, im so in love with him, why can’t i seem to get it right. sabrina carpenter (a blonde): im literally so hot, he’s so obsessed with me, that’s that me espresso
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@alex_abads @jamesholod No one: Annie Hathaway:
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@Jesse_bslade It’s giving “we showed AI 1000 hours of gay twitter and this is the script it came up with”
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Me watching @thequeenpri this week
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@dakotaharden @ReggieOrtizJr @Byalda Incorrect. A study in 2004 found that cruise ships accounted for over 70% of all maritime pollution; they are floating cities & produce much more waste than your average tanker. Plus you have the additional problem of invasive species brought from other regions in ballast water
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@jamesholod Someone has a coffee twin!
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@nickusen @KaceyKadoodles These were my jam as a kid
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@theJacko The lightbulb when she hears Chutney say she got a perm then took a shower…Reese’s whole physicality as Elle changes instantly it’s so good!
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@SteveOsunsami I’m not friends with nazis so no
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One taught me love. One taught me patience. One taught me pain.
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Also I can’t think about Bawbwa without this @kathygriffin anecdote
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You're all born naked and the rest is drag
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@lovablelout @deanevangeliou Michelle but that might be Stockholm syndrome by this point
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@treeaston “It’s the House of Representatives Ben, you might be overqualified”
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@OrangePaulp I’m rewatching her season of Sex Education and she goes from “how do you do fellow kids” to cunty fascist so quick it’s kind of a serve
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@Activoid @MatthewPCrowley The follow up series, Everworld, has some really topical themes of self loathing, homophobia, and white supremacy that honestly would be great commentary in 2019
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MFW he’s not into short guys
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@billyeichner You after reading only the first sentence
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@BellowDGaming @NintendoAmerica Saying that Black Lives Matter (which Nintendo only even ALLUDED to) isn’t a political statement. Recognizing the value of someone’s life is not political.
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@davidmackau Young Harrison in Indy/Star Wars 😍
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@RichardOcelot @JoshuaDAtlas Plus the costumers have unions so they can't exploit them like the VFX artists
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My Uber driver just asked me if I was a top or a bottom
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@BraveArcanine @jpbrammer Thrice if you include the Netflix cancellation
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Happy birthday @FendrickLamar !!
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@Rude_Astrology Trump getting desperate with no Twitter
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@itsDMCL Me, someone who actually has body fat:
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@tamarankory I found this gem on my gleewatch
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@JBfromDC89 You guys are getting matches??
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So 2 peach players, 2 sheiks, 2 falcos, a puff, and a samus? Rip 20xx. We should all just play PAL IMO
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@KeroKeroppi64 It’s honestly homophobic Peach isn’t in there yet
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I wanna be...where the thicc bois are
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@NRMorrow It's gingham, which Dorothy wore in the Wizard of Oz, so this shirt is actually gay rights
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Why is everyone saying goodbye to 2017 like it deserves that kind of respect? Just ghost it like y’all do with quality romantic prospects
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When he sticks it in and you just gotta power through
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@katya_zamo @thatonequeen Two icons seizing the means of production??
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I cannot wait until @TheWidowVonDu is back on TV 😭😭😭
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Every time I post on Instagram a horde of gay men give me validation I never dreamed possible. Gives me life. Very strange, did not expect this to be a thing for me, but very very here for it.
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@BrandonTSnider @FirstKnivesClub Stay off Twitter until you watch it
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@TheGranVarones @BuckyWTGoodHair I’ve seen this like a thousand times and I gasp every time
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@SAlNANGEL You right now
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@Shroomed08 @boxrZhu @MikeHazeGaming @SFAT Oh so being gay is a crime now? Wow such homophobia
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@gimmefirstborn “Why does democracy always feel like a battlefield?”
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@Bulgogi_Bro He forgot leg day...which makes sense since ducks can fly I guess
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@jorgeousjack Don’t forget mother
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@MatthewACherry I still can’t believe this is by the same guy who did Ant-Man
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That’s t actually
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@NONOTAGAIN @RawStory Don't put this evil on my people
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@TrinityTheTuck Tank Engine
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When you realize Amsa's spirit bomb could have paid your rent for the next 8 years
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The Poem The Poet
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Do you ever think about the time when Tyler Posey smacked his dick?
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@KibbeNayye Indian food and Grindr? This is top privilege
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@heyjaeee They already did the Caissie Levy Version of Let It Go in s12…but I hear Idina has a new dance album coming out 👀
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@monetxchange Didn’t Dela get an overstock gift card?
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@heyjaeee The fact that Jamie Lee Curtis is getting all the buzz for supporting over Stephanie Hsu is CRIMINAL
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@NONOTAGAIN @RawStory men who have sex with men
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Awww I loved that shot of @jaidaehall @HeidiNCloset and @TheWidowVonDu 😍😍😍
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I mean it’s way easier to play video games than it is to bottom
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Young men aren't having sex because 'they'd rather play video games'
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@MeleeItOnMe Not to a jury but I have said it to a judge in a speeding ticket case
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@TSM_Leffen @NintendudeSSB It’s the difference between a hobby and a passion
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@FeimM_ @LeeDawsonPT Poor Tati is 20 years old and has to lip sync against one of the premier lip sync assassins to a very difficult Aretha Franklin song, of course she’s nervous laughing
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@themadmadamadam @TortugaHoe @letterboxd Chutney already said that she was washing her hair, that’s why she was in the shower so long
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I remember back in the day when I was the lone person on smashboards or the DC++ hub making these arguments, and it really warms my heart to know that these are now the default for the big faces of the scene now
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@EaglePiethurrr @bobbybigballz19 I used to think the same thing, but the problem is that people don't know you or your intentions. So if you call something bad "gay" and everyone in your circle accepts it, people outside your circle are RIGHTLY going to question whether y'all are homophobic/anti-gay
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@DaejahTalksTv They had zero romantic chemistry either? Good friends and that's it!
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@poetastrologers Not having to be fake and just cutting through the bullshit
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Does Sandslash learn brick break??
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Midsommar (2019)
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@SheaCoulee Ru is truly a Scorpio…the way they hold a grudge…
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No one: @HugS86 during karaoke night:
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@InsaneMoviez The Lin Manuel Mirandification
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Sometimes you just go out like a buster
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@Will_Kellogg Jack refuses to quarantine because he overcame a peanut allergy so Liddy has to barricade him in his house
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@bijanstephen Get rid of business wear in offices. It’s a waste of energy in the summer when the office has to accommodate men in wool suits and it’s always uncomfortable for women
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@LiquidHbox i thought you liked it from the back (air) better?
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When your first date says he’s “fiscally conservative but socially liberal”
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Caption this classic moment (DC Edition)
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If any straight person asks why queer people still feel the need to have pride, remember this
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Russian LGBTQ activist Yelena Grigoryeva was fatally stabbed in St. Petersburg on Sunday night after her name was listed on a website that encourages people to “hunt” LGBTQ activists, inspired by the torture-themed film "Saw."
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@LiquidHbox Boos are just applause from ghosts!
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