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@MikeBorses

5 months

Rip me out the plastic I been actin’ brand-new

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@SomaKazima Guess the only person who ended up eating was the manager

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2 months

ok... so a very hot guy tapped me on Grindr, I said hi, he started being silly and playful. My profile says "hey nerds," so he was calling me a nerd, v cute. Then he asks if I want to see a poem. It was so bad I ended up talking to him like a kindergarten teacher! Idk what to say

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5 months

If you had told me in December 2022 that this was going to be the final boss of 2023 I would have said “yeah ok, that makes sense.”

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4 months

I had this big football player, I think he was pro or college player I don’t recall, sit on my face, almost suffocated. This man was so thicc, I remember initially trying to wrap my arms around his thighs to draw him in closer… but his thighs were too thick. He still texts me.

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told him to sit on my face and I ALMOST SUFFOCATED never again just bent ova instead

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1 year

When Blue Ivy asks Jay-Z where her mother is tonight

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4 months

Well this was humiliating

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9 months

Bottoms will say “in my top era” and it’s because they have a fissure

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3 months

Ok I’m gonna start saving now for my facelift.

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I’m impressed again

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@notcapnamerica Why did she gag her like that 😭😭

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5 months

This guy is a big f*ckin piece of sh*t

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2 months

Oh wow. I’ve officially reached that stage in my bottoming career where my farts just kind hiss instead of making a fart noise.

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2 months

He ended up blocking me, this is our whole convo… but I seriously couldn’t help it… I didn’t want to crush his gentle spirit at all. He was fine af too 😭😭😭 I fumbled the bag badly

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2 months

You walk into your house and see him lying there on the beach like this wyd?

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1 year

@laeswrld That’s the most aggressive twerk I’ve ever seen

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9 months

Open couple (one Republican)

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4 months

You know what? Let me text him a happy new year rn

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Gays when you take out coke at the pregame

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1 year

@zachsilberberg I bet you still can’t believe they interviewed that vampire

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@burner8121888 @thechosenberg That’s a friend for life

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4 months

This was so Julia Roberts coded

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@richyrich323 Viva la liberdad

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4 months

She just set off a magnitude 9.9 cvnt quake on the Mother scale 😭

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4 months

Anne Hathaway for Vogue Hong Kong

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@big_dicked_dan I know! I was literally trying to be so fucking nice. See? You get it

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2 months

There’s no way that twink doesn’t have massive brain damage from that dance move he keeps doing

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i luv it i luv it i luv it i luv it 💗

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He ended up blocking me, this is our whole convo… but I seriously couldn’t help it… I didn’t want to crush his gentle spirit at all.

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10 months

Everyday I’m reminded that I’m a

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4 months

@JEBextor Because it’s how I felt!

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1 year

@trashygaytweets The “who wants to do some cardio with me?” Mafia

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1 year

It was me and my flip phone against the world

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1 year

Let me see yall at 19? 👀

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5 months

I just know that senate twink has LA•DC•NYC in his Instagram bio

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2 months

@notrubencito These are the days… these are the days… these are the days of girlhood

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4 months

Help. This dude is actually so hot it kills me.

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1 year

@stillgray @AldoButtazzoni I have never seen someone talk about and attack other people’s appearances as much as you do, literally no one, not even trump. You are so jealous of people who are comfortable with themselves. You must hate yourself so much when you look in the mirror.

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@WoahSteve99 You’re evil and cruel. Delete your account immediately.

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4 months

@chrispena_16 Secret secrets are no fun. Secret secrets hurt someone.

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6 months

My girl is working that Old Navy back to school season realness

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9 months

@_uncle_gworl She might have hit her head on the bars of that gate when she was head banging to her own song

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@808nobody Hot af

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5 months

I’ve lost over 10 lb on Ozempic so far

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5 months

I’m seeing a lot of people in the Quotes saying some mean stuff about this guy’s appearance and I do not condone it. I condemn it in the strongest terms possible.

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@doxie_gay This can’t be real.

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@bigfatdummby That’s pretty funny

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1 year

@mattxiv @chxse999x They’re like “STOP MAKING ME HAVE GAY THOUGHTS!”

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@thechosenberg Did the sipping dude die?

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@joker_misato I know it smell crazy in there

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@SomaKazima I like what I’m seeing

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5 months

@RanHistNerd They are very much alive.

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1 month

@Tr3_GK The bullet in LA still plays porn. When ur in LA come check it out

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1 year

@islandthembo This is the thing w white guys like this you have to assume they’re conservatives until proven otherwise

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@RlCKYRAGE

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7 months

@esmekcal Is he a marathon runner? I don’t get what I’m seeing

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@mattxiv I don’t get it, does she just want trans people to like… all die or something or detransition? I don’t understand what her goal is with this. There have always been trans people. Women and men “born in the wrong bodies” What does she want from people? I don’t understand her goal

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3 months

Omg look what my friend got me for my bday!

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1 year

@CAdreamboy The way they had a lot of time to get out of the way tho…

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And he was fine af too 😭😭😭 I fumbled the bag badly

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6 months

I take forever to c*m

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What are yall sex flaws ??

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@RlCKYRAGE I know I shouldn’t be laughing but I’m CRINE

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11 months

Jewish Ken Doll is back hi 👋

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@louisvirtel She always looks the perfect amount of completely exhausted

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@HungAladdin Let’s both marry him

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@rihannas_bunion To you.

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@z4k_t Works every time. It’s like the rhetorical bend and snap

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@BoiBlaineXXX Back to bikini bottom!

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10 months

I’m 6 ft, gay and Jewish, does that sound like a bottom to you?

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5 months

Ugh. I cannot believe this a year ago to the day… I had no idea how much everything would change

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1 year

@islandthembo She won custody of Twitter in the finalized divorce settlement

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4 months

Wait… just took an amazing d**k pic

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@notcapnamerica Because the woman moves like a newly born fawn and you know that 😭

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11 months

@SomaKazima Touch me again and I’ll putchoo throo the fuckin floor TOOK ME OUT

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@richyrich323 I can confidently say I foresee no unforeseen circumstances unfolding in the next 2 weeks 😌

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@monzterstan I’m very upset I saw this video

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@DCHomos @LosAngelesBlade Horrifying. we don’t talk enough about how homosexual men and women are still extremely vulnerable in society. somehow they’ve gotten lost in the conversation.

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@theJacko It wasn’t even a good fucking book. Let it die already lol

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1 year

@mattxiv It’s like… honey… you’re in Queens… it’s in the name ??????

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@TrishIsMyName2 @aramnotagoat @SatyrOnMars Thanx babes u too

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1 year

I’m having anxiety about being shirtless tonight @ the Eagle.

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1 year

@sighyam That would be a nightmare. There is not one aspect of this I comprehend… why ???? Why not divide up the portions equally? Why the fighting for every scrap of food. Why is no one speaking??? Why do they all seem so emotionless and miserable? so many questions

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@migsb_OF @willfulchaos Advanced screenings I think

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@islandthembo Mummification kink I think

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1 year

@iamthedunce It’s a 3 season porch. I lived in RI for like 13 years. My house had one. Everyone has em

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@zjfrank13 Been trying for years. I give up

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@Cellowphane Well, yes!

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@HeraldineRayy I mean, I wouldn’t give this man grown up scissors to use

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me and oomf about to get drinks

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@ddsl1984 I couldn’t make a noise. It really was just dumb luck I survived

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@ps4top1 @TheGayProf Maybe if he got a job they could afford some furniture 🌝

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5 months

Ok… let’s clarify a couple things about this post: 1) it’s said in jest 2) the issue is not the substance of what he’s saying although it’s obviously slut shamey 3) this dude plagiarized it from someone, then it turned out that person was a misogynist

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@notcapnamerica I know that man. We smashed when he was in Minneapolis last year

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@codymonster91 Why is that funny? Is avoiding nausea and dizziness funny to you?

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@Helaindiividual They also murdered her date

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