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Dan Amrich

1 year

At last, the exhaustive, spoilerrific 10,000-word epic tale of our trip to the #GalacticStarcruiser is ready for you to read: Featuring lovely photos by and of @KatrinAuch !

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Dan Amrich

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5 years

WHY AM I LAUGHING AT THIS

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Dan Amrich

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4 years

All these folks saying "congrats to Trump" and saying they won't vote...? Well...vote. I could say a lot nastier things, but nothing more powerful.

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I say this as a superfan: Van Halen has given Billie Eilish no reason to know who they are. They've done very little during her lifetime. Don't complain about other people's musical experience being different. Instead, share -- give people a reason to love what you love. 🎧

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5 years

Sick burn

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Tom Holland has apparently unfollowed Sony on Instagram after the news of Spider-Man leaving the MCU.

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ProTip: Anytime you get new gear that has an AC adapter of any kind on it, grab a silver Sharpie and write the device on that power brick or wall wart. It will save you tons of hassle down the road.

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5 years

Woke up and this tweet is still real

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@MarkHamill

5 years

It Was 52 Years Ago Today! 🎶 If you haven't heard "Princess Leia's Stolen Death Star Plans", you're missing the FAB parody to end them all. "Luke is in the desert & whining?" 🤣 YES PLEASE. For more click on this link:

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4 years

Your car needs a copy editor

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Dan Amrich

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6 years

@johnrich @Nike Bummer -- most former Marines I know understand and respect the concept of freedom of speech. But if you have to destroy your clothing to prove that you don't get what's going on, you certainly have that freedom, too.

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4 years

Rory Guy wrote liner notes for Capitol Records for 30 years. He won a Grammy for his work. He was also an actor. He worked under the stage name Angus Scrimm. Today I learned The Tall Man from Phantasm wrote the liner notes to Meet the Beatles. I am not making this up.

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1 year

@TITSUMAKl I cannot predict who will answer your question, anime avatar, but I don't think you're going to like what they say

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Dan Amrich

@DanAmrich

1 year

Tom Lehrer has released his entire catalog into the public domain. You can download all his songs here, both recordings and lyrics/music for many songs & parodies that were written for friends/events and never officially recorded.

Songs and Lyrics by Tom Lehrer

Songs and Lyrics by Tom Lehrer DISCLAIMER STATEMENTI, Tom Lehrer, individually and as trustee of the

tomlehrersongs.com

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Dan Amrich

@DanAmrich

7 years

Open the bottles and, uh, finish them

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Dan Amrich

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3 years

When I left my contract gig at Activision, I was handed a copy of an NDA that will never expire. Then I got it via e-mail. I was then mailed a third copy at home to be sure I knew I was never to speak about my time at Activision. I hope the #ActiBlizzWalkout creates change.

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Dan Amrich

@DanAmrich

3 years

Someone give Bic all the awards for saying tons without saying a thing.

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11 months

Me: No problem, I’ll just put it on my card Them: Sir, that’s not a Me: I said, put it on my card

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Dan Amrich

@DanAmrich

4 years

I have been waiting for the perfect Jeff Goldblum moment and it has arrived

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4 years

"What video game has made you cry?" I hear FF3 &TLoU but...I'm sitting in VR with HOTAS and I suddenly realize I'm *flying an X-Wing* like I've wanted to since I was 8 years old, and then I get a briefing from Wedge Antilles...? Yeah, I got choked up. MTFBWY #StarWarsSquadrons

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Dan Amrich

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6 years

Hey, ex-Star Wars fans: if Solo isn’t up to your standards & The Last Jedi killed the series/ruined your childhood, could you just quietly leave the fandom as the adult you now claim to irrevocably be? We don’t care anymore that you don’t care anymore. Go find your new thing.

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Dan Amrich

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4 years

If you are upset about #TheRiseOfSkywalker having space horses, you are going to hate Empire Strikes Back and its snow kangaroos

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Dan Amrich

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7 months

My iPad is suddenly looking…pornographic

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Dan Amrich

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3 years

@onlychloexhalle "He should apologize, he should own his actions, take some responsibility." So he tries...and he's told it's not good enough. Honestly: Would it ever be? You have an expectation he didn't meet. Is it an expectation anyone can? Yet you wonder why more people don't apologize.

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Dan Amrich

@DanAmrich

9 months

If there is one thing I will always respect, it's musical song parodies that really, really sweat the scansion. This is a triumph.

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@RandyRainbow

9 months

From the new musical “Fani, Gurl!” #DontArraignOnHisParade ☔️ #NewVideo

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Dan Amrich

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5 years

So Coolio famously did not approve of Weird Al’s treatment of Gangstas a Paradise but gave full permission to Sonic the Hedgehog

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Dan Amrich

@DanAmrich

2 years

Other @SFShock fans: Wow, I wanna support the team but that jacket is a bit…bright Me, a Bay Area cyclist: Please & thank you

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Dan Amrich

@DanAmrich

2 years

I am thrilled to announce that I've joined the team at @DigitalEclipse ! I've admired the studio's work remastering, reissuing, and reinventing classic games for many years; I feel honored that I'll be able to contribute to that effort going forward.

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Dan Amrich

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3 years

I don’t think I ever topped 2002

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Dan Amrich

@DanAmrich

6 years

Stan Lee.

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Dan Amrich

@DanAmrich

5 years

The good news is the world is your oyster The bad news is you're allergic to shellfish

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Dan Amrich

@DanAmrich

6 years

If you have misinterpreted the #Kapernick thing to be about flags/troops instead of its stated purpose of racial equality/justice, I have a suggestion. Instead of destroying your #Nike clothing, donate it to a homeless vet. Tweets that follow offers ways you can do that.

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Dan Amrich

@DanAmrich

5 years

I wish I knew who created it because they deserve attention for all these retweets and likes. Or detention, depending on how you feel about puns

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Dan Amrich

@DanAmrich

6 years

I don't like calling attention to my physical appearance, but I'll make an exception: Today I hit my goal weight. I've lost 30 pounds in three months, from 209 to 179. #Keto works for me, very comfortably.

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@DanAmrich

5 years

@maplecocaine @kylegaddo

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Dan Amrich

@DanAmrich

1 year

Yes, Biden saying "July the 6th" is an embarrassing gaffe. Totally agree. But honestly? It's not more embarrassing than January the 6th, and for some reason, you're proud of that embarrassment.

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Dan Amrich

@DanAmrich

4 years

A lot of Americans are arrogant to the core. They will not be told what they can and cannot do; you’re not the boss of them. They are the most important thing. Their selfishness knows no bounds and will not be restrained. I intend to continue avoiding them.

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As the U.S. death toll from COVID nears 100,000, this is how people spent Saturday at Lake of the Ozarks in Missouri.

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Dan Amrich

@DanAmrich

2 years

@Jerone4Congress So would you not call the police because...they just arrived? This is a disturbing gun-fetish fantasy and I hope it never comes to be reality.

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@DanAmrich

2 years

We got the keys. I am emotional.

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Dan Amrich

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4 years

I worked for an hour and a half before I got into the office today How is your Monday going

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@DanAmrich

3 years

@DUSKdev

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Dan Amrich

@DanAmrich

7 years

I am ready for tomorrow. My #Xbox archive is deep and full of games I love! @majornelson @aarongreenberg

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@DanAmrich

11 months

Sorry, I only recognize the authority of one Supreme Court

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Dan Amrich

@DanAmrich

6 years

I used to destroy Jeff Kitts at #Doom over modem. We went to the Doom II release party in NYC on October 10. He won our first 4-player Deathmatch -- and got a medal for it. Every year he sends an anniversary photo to commemorate the event. He's such an asshole.

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Dan Amrich

@DanAmrich

4 years

Breonna Taylor's killers -- Officers Brett Hankison, Myles Cosgrove and Jonathan Mattingly -- have still not be held accountable for their actions. Killing an innocent human being should come with a greater penalty than being dismissed from your job. #JusticeForBreonna

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Dan Amrich

@DanAmrich

4 years

I feel like when @GameOverGreggy succeeds, we all succeed.

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@WWEonFOX

4 years

"I'm the one carrying the show on MY BACK like @TrueKofi carries you every week" - @GameOverGreggy to @XavierWoodsPhD on 'Promo School' 😱 #WWEBackstage

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3 years

I am still giggling about this from this morning so it's time to share

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Dan Amrich

@DanAmrich

6 years

I spotted Venom in the Venom trailer all by myself, but thanks for the arrow

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Dan Amrich

@DanAmrich

5 years

Good news! The original creator of this meme has been identified! It's @foxhounder1014 who deserves your love and affection:

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@DanAmrich

1 year

@Jim_Jordan The former President of the United States stole 300 classified documents and refused to turn them over when asked. That's a federal offense. Where did they go? And why don't our elected officials care?

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1 year

@GavinWax So you started on fascism in an early age? Explains why you’re so good at it now.

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@DanAmrich

5 years

You were saying, #BoycottCaptainMarvel ?

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Dan Amrich

@DanAmrich

3 years

Marry someone who will play make-believe with you for the rest of your life.

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Dan Amrich

@DanAmrich

3 years

So after working in secret for 20+ months, @rocksmithplus is official & I am happy to say I am on the dev team! In Oct 2018 I moved from community to design, then shifted to something totally new yet wonderfully familiar: Rocksmith Discover. #Rocksmith

Introducing Rocksmith Discover

As you explore your personal musical path, let our exclusive content help you navigate.

www.ubisoft.com

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Dan Amrich

@DanAmrich

5 years

I am grateful this was able to happen. However, this does not excuse or justify the harassing demands that were inflicted upon their community team. Fans need to be better about how they communicate; 2019 is a good time for a fresh start.

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@insomniacgames

5 years

We have a special holiday gift for #SpiderManPS4 players. Today's game update will include a highly requested suit. Hint: It's webbed and it's FREE for owners of Marvel's Spider-Man!

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4 years

All my Swtch friends: Animal Crossing! Me: #NintendoSwitch

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Dan Amrich

@DanAmrich

5 years

@chrissyteigen Have you considered starting your own library? Your books, your rules -- this could work!

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Dan Amrich

@DanAmrich

4 years

Biden - 264 Trump - 214 Chicago - 25 or 6 to 4

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Dan Amrich

@DanAmrich

2 years

Did…did that guy at Xbox just recognize me from GamePro in a Best Buy review comment?

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Dan Amrich

@DanAmrich

3 years

Our fan-made Trivia Murder Party poison chalice replicas are finally ready for sanding & painting! We commissioned Keven Tipping to make the models/STL from a screenshot -- he did an amazing job. Thumb for scale! Sending the files to @Jackboxgames today with love! #GratefulWed

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Dan Amrich

@DanAmrich

3 years

@TwitchSupport No. Twitch needs to work out a professional licensing agreement that properly compensates music creators when their content appears on your service. YouTube has such a system. See how they are handling it for advice. You have the power of Amazon. You can do this.

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Dan Amrich

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3 years

You want to #FireFauci ...why? Because he's not giving you the answers you want to hear? The answers he can't give you because you thought rules about masks and public safety didn't apply to you for a year? 500,000 are dead, partly because of willful ignorance. Please shut up.

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Dan Amrich

@DanAmrich

10 months

@MK_habit_addict Eddy Gordo is in love

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Dan Amrich

@DanAmrich

5 years

I know we're supposed to be upset about Starbucks holiday cups every year but McDonald's deserves credit for offering us an easily modified design that promises warm, moist greetings

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Dan Amrich

@DanAmrich

5 years

😲

Mark Hamill

@MarkHamill

5 years

@DanAmrich Hey Dan- So happy to share your amazing work with my followers. It remains incredibly well done, hilarious & clever beyond words. Congratulations! All the best, Mar🐫

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Dan Amrich

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6 years

It’s nice to see print magazines remembered #NBAJam #gdc

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Dan Amrich

@DanAmrich

2 years

Holding a game I actually shipped is a big deal. I am having a moment.

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Dan Amrich

@DanAmrich

6 years

I’ve been wanting to do this Halloween costume for years #bttf

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Dan Amrich

@DanAmrich

4 years

To confirm, April Fool's Day has been canceled online. "I'm telling people I've got it, just to see their reactions" is not funny "They found a cure" is not funny "[Celebrity] died from it" is not funny Be empathetic Stay at home And just for tomorrow Shut The Fuck Up

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Dan Amrich

@DanAmrich

2 years

Please watch Welcome to Wrexham. It’s wonderful.

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Dan Amrich

@DanAmrich

3 years

I insisted there was an Empire Strikes Back arcade vector game from Atari. It was an upgrade kit for Star Wars cabinets. Years ago, pre-emulation, friends told me I imagined it, that I was crazy. They were bad friends.

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Dan Amrich

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5 years

Kat is bruised and shaken but was able to walk away from someone T-boning her after ignoring a stop sign at ~45MPH. Airbags deployed and she's alive; insurance takes care of the rest. I'd rather have an inconvenient car repair than anything worse than that. #GratefulWed

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4 years

We adopted Sadie in 2003 and had to let her go today. She was stubborn and talkative Oakland shelter cat who was never afraid to ask for your attention. I called her the Gray Old Lady. But 18 years is a great run and we gave her what we could during that time. <3 Hug your pets.

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Dan Amrich

@DanAmrich

3 years

In case you missed it, J Lo is singing a song by Woody Guthrie

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Dan Amrich

@DanAmrich

1 year

@_r_o_n_e_ or he does but he's a creeper taking pictures from across the parking lot because that's all the courage he can muster

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Dan Amrich

@DanAmrich

4 years

Betting some of the people upset that Billie Eilish doesn't know Van Halen have never listened to Billie Eilish. Music is always moving and everybody has a completely different experience. Yours is valid -- but it's not universal or even representative of anyone else.

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Dan Amrich

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1 year

@the_transit_guy @Butterwomp Loving the replies from folks who deny it after hearing corroborating reports and seeing proof. The fascist narrative denies everything that isn’t fascist

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Dan Amrich

@DanAmrich

1 year

We arrive for our reservation at Oga’s Cantina. CM: You can’t come in unless you agree to follow these rules. Can you read this for me? Me: Yeah. [I read the sign haltingly but aloud] Me: I’m guessing you don’t have a lot of people do that. CM: …you’re the first.

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Dan Amrich

@DanAmrich

2 years

Just a reminder that one of the early boss battles in EarthBound is a room full of cops that want to beat you to death At least they are polite enough to attack the 13-year-old boy one at a time

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Dan Amrich

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2 years

If you haven't seen @WrexhamFX , please take this weekend to binge this uplifting, fascinating inside look at an implausible relationship between two celebrities and a very earnest Welsh town. I totally fell in love with #Wrexham .

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Dan Amrich

@DanAmrich

1 year

@GeorgeTakei The best revenge is living well. Greta is living well today.

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Dan Amrich

@DanAmrich

3 years

@NoFlyListVids I expected better behavior from the Sovereign of Whoppers

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Dan Amrich

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5 years

@lordmuttley @HamillHimself I’m stunned. I’m gonna cry all over again.

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Dan Amrich

@DanAmrich

4 years

Very grateful for this challenge coin that @UbisoftStudioSF sent as a surprise gift to the team. I am proud of what we have accomplished and excited for the future.

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Dan Amrich

@DanAmrich

3 years

I am still so bothered by this Street Fighter II machine in Captain Marvel, which takes place in 1995 -- well before the advent of 16:9 monitors in arcades

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Dan Amrich

@DanAmrich

6 years

We got a @matthewkheafy @Epiphone Snofall today at @RocksmithGame @UbisoftStudioSF and here’s proof that it works very well for all your metal needs. Sustain ferdayz!

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3 years

@realDonaldTrump

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2 years

Fire? Works.

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@DanAmrich

4 years

@XVLNGHOST @SteveMightSay "My social circle thinks something, so everybody thinks that way too" is my least favorite online logical fallacy

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@DanAmrich

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Is it any worse than taking a day off to hike, or read a new book, or go to the spa? I keep hearing "be kind to yourself" and then I see folks like this say "you're doing it wrong." Grown men deserve me-time too. He works? He's earned it. Let him enjoy stuff. Support that?

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Dan Amrich

@DanAmrich

5 years

@cvillenews_desk Wait...are they renouncing their US citizenship? Are they officially no longer American? I am curious for the United States to meet with delegates of this new mysterious nation.

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@DanAmrich

3 years

@noobde “Once again I am asking for [insert any given character] as DLC”

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3 years

Before it helped launch the PlayStation, Namco's Ridge Racer was an arcade hit -- and featured a unique coin-op edition called Ridge Racer: Full Scale. in which players sat in a real car to play. #SundayServiceCredits

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Dan Amrich

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5 years

One of the coolest things that @ubisoft offers as an official benefit is a day of “pawternity“ — when you get a new pet, you’re allowed to take a day to bond with that animal as it gets adjusted. That’s today for me. Goose is bouncing between toys.

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Dan Amrich

@DanAmrich

4 years

Dan Rather has experienced world politics on a level none of us ever will. Dan Rather is tired of your shit.

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Dude. You lost.

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6 years

@EscoBlades This one’s for all the people that couldn’t tell that the X-Men is an allegory for racism.

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Dan Amrich

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4 years

LOTS of gunfire as 20+ officers disabled this van in front of our house. Driver still inside; situation ongoing. ProTip: When the police call you on the phone and say "move away from the windows you are in the line of fire" you say "thank you officer" and get the hell away.

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Dan Amrich

@DanAmrich

7 years

@Jenn_Abrams That's incorrect. Here are the declarations by each state, specifically stating they seceded over slavery.

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Dan Amrich

@DanAmrich

4 years

My grandfather served in WWI. I have no photos, only awareness. I do not consider him a sucker or a loser.

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Dan Amrich

@DanAmrich

1 year

THIS. For years we had one story. Now we have many, happening at different times with different characters & different situations. Watch the stuff that appeals to you. You won't like it all equally but you absolutely WILL NOT restrict it. I have spoken.

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Star Wars, man. It’s big enough for both.

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Dan Amrich

@DanAmrich

4 years

I don’t think I will ever break 10,000 followers, but let me tell you, after three years of being at this plateau, I’ve really come to appreciate the 9600 of you that are still here.

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1 year

I am so unfathomably old

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