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Randy Rainbow

@RandyRainbow

8 months

From the new musical “Fani, Gurl!” #DontArraignOnHisParade ☔️ #NewVideo

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Randy Rainbow

@RandyRainbow

3 years

Joe and Kamala should run off to Vegas and get inaugurated without telling us.

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Randy Rainbow

@RandyRainbow

3 years

Joe Biden has won this election so many times he is now the 67th president of the United States.

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Randy Rainbow

@RandyRainbow

3 years

You didn't think I'd send him off without my own departure ceremony, did you? 👋🏻🌈🎶 #SeasonsOfTrump

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Randy Rainbow

@RandyRainbow

4 years

BREAKING: Donald Trump to soon announce which of Kamala’s ethnicities he plans to offend in upcoming nickname

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Randy Rainbow

@RandyRainbow

4 years

So far he’s received standing ovations for making racist jokes, mocking 120k dead Americans and drinking a glass of water with one hand. If this fucker gets a Netflix special before me I swear to god...

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Randy Rainbow

@RandyRainbow

2 years

It’s not a raid, it’s just a normal FBI-executed tourist visit.

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Randy Rainbow

@RandyRainbow

3 years

Sorry but I won’t be comfortable calling him President Biden until he wins Georgia at least two more times.

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Randy Rainbow

@RandyRainbow

3 years

I wish the horrifying assault on democracy would end so I could just get back to my devastating pandemic

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Randy Rainbow

@RandyRainbow

4 years

I feel you, gurl. I hate packing too.

Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump

4 years

With Universal Mail-In Voting (not Absentee Voting, which is good), 2020 will be the most INACCURATE & FRAUDULENT Election in history. It will be a great embarrassment to the USA. Delay the Election until people can properly, securely and safely vote???

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Randy Rainbow

@RandyRainbow

2 years

Let's rock 'n' roll, Mr. Garland! 👮🏻‍♀️🎶 #LockHimUpYesterday #NewVideo

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Randy Rainbow

@RandyRainbow

2 years

Welcome to the wild fuckin west, y’all. Giddy the hell up to that voting booth in November.

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Randy Rainbow

@RandyRainbow

4 years

Like “pre-2016” great or just “able to leave our homes again” great? Trying to plan my week.

Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump

4 years

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

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Randy Rainbow

@RandyRainbow

4 years

🎶Kellyanne and Kayleigh, girls, come quick! The boss is in a hole...🎶 #PoorDeplorableTroll 🦑🦑🦑

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Randy Rainbow

@RandyRainbow

4 years

And if I throw out the scale in my bathroom I can keep eating pasta.

The Hill

@thehill

4 years

Trump on coronavirus: "If we stop testing right now, we'd have very few cases, if any"

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Randy Rainbow

@RandyRainbow

2 years

In a world so divided, one of the last things we could all agree on was Betty White. 😔

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Randy Rainbow

@RandyRainbow

2 years

Queen 💔

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Randy Rainbow

@RandyRainbow

2 years

Why the fuck would I want to “groom” MORE people into being gay when it’s already damn near impossible to get a brunch reservation in this town

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Randy Rainbow

@RandyRainbow

3 years

Is it tacky to repeat the same David’s Bridal sequin prom dress I wore for the last impeachment?

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Randy Rainbow

@RandyRainbow

4 years

Carol Burnett just delivered a message to me from Julie Andrews and now I’m dead. I know this tweet is name-droppy but I’m dead now so I don’t care what you think of me. 😲🌂

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Randy Rainbow

@RandyRainbow

4 years

Oprah, honey, I hope you kept the receipt.

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Randy Rainbow

@RandyRainbow

4 years

I dreamed a dream they let me moderate the presidential debate. And you were there, @PattiLuPone … #IfDonaldGotFired 🎶

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Randy Rainbow

@RandyRainbow

4 years

Jill, stop, I’m already voting for him

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Randy Rainbow

@RandyRainbow

3 years

Don’t cry for Kelly Loefflor, she’ll be happier at Talbots with the other mannequins

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Randy Rainbow

@RandyRainbow

4 years

🎶Just a spoonful of Clorox makes your temperature go down...🎶 🌂👨🏼‍⚕️🌈 #ASpoonfulOfClorox #TrumpDisinfectant

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Randy Rainbow

@RandyRainbow

4 years

G’night, mom and dad. See you in the morning. ♥️

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Randy Rainbow

@RandyRainbow

5 years

🎶Cheeto Christ...Cheeto Christ...He's like if Jesus were pumpkin-spiced...🎶🙌 #CheetoChrist #StupidCzar #TheChosenOne

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Randy Rainbow

@RandyRainbow

4 years

Guys, I’ll be fact-checking this evening’s debate in real time just kidding I’ll be drunk

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Randy Rainbow

@RandyRainbow

3 years

All aboard the GOP Express. Next stop crazy town. 🚋🤯🎶 #ClangClangClangWentJoshHawley

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Randy Rainbow

@RandyRainbow

2 years

He really thought he could simultaneously hijack a vehicle and choke out a mf with those tiny little hands 🤣

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Randy Rainbow

@RandyRainbow

4 years

Yes, hi, I ordered abdominal muscles and a boyfriend for 2020 but instead got a pandemic and murder hornets, can I speak to a manager?

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Randy Rainbow

@RandyRainbow

2 years

Driver who just picked me up to take me to my matinee in Massachusetts: “Rest assured, sir, I am double vaccinated and I am a democrat.”

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Randy Rainbow

@RandyRainbow

3 years

I tease Mike Pence but at the end of the day he’s a real piece of shit.

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Randy Rainbow

@RandyRainbow

4 years

Carol Burnett just called me. Like, on my cell phone. That’s all. If you need me, I’ll be in my refrigerator trying to figure out where to go from here. 😭😭😭❤️🙏🏻

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Randy Rainbow

@RandyRainbow

4 years

Shouldn’t this f*cker be busy making a vaccine?

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Randy Rainbow

@RandyRainbow

4 years

(China is his drag name.)

Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump

4 years

China has caused great damage to the United States and the rest of the World!

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Randy Rainbow

@RandyRainbow

4 years

I dunno, should I moderate the next debate?

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Randy Rainbow

@RandyRainbow

4 years

CBS can sweep the ratings tonight if they just show Hocus Pocus

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Randy Rainbow

@RandyRainbow

4 years

There’s this great new diet that helps you lose 244 pounds in just 20 days and it’s called VOTE.

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Randy Rainbow

@RandyRainbow

2 years

I just came out to Ron DeSantis and he didn't take it well. #GAY #SayGay #NewVideo 🤷🏻‍♂️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🎶

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Randy Rainbow

@RandyRainbow

4 years

My rule is usually one full year, but my dear departed Mushi recently came to me in a dream and said “Gurl, there’s enough sadness in the world. Go find a little joy.” This little joy is coming home to me next week. 🥰

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Randy Rainbow

@RandyRainbow

4 years

🎶Don't spread droplets all over the place, just cover your freakin' face🎶 #CoverYourFreakinFace #WearAMask 😷🙄

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Randy Rainbow

@RandyRainbow

3 years

Woke up with a hangover in a stranger’s bed but the stranger was America.

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Randy Rainbow

@RandyRainbow

4 years

🎶What a guy, what a guy, what a lovely guy, like he only wants us not to die...🎶 💘😷 #GeeAnthonyFauci #Fauci

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Randy Rainbow

@RandyRainbow

3 years

🎶Rudolph the Leaky Lawyer had a very slimy face🎶 #RudolphTheLeakyLawyer 🎄

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Randy Rainbow

@RandyRainbow

4 years

You know I don’t like to get political but fucking VOTE.

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Randy Rainbow

@RandyRainbow

3 years

Seth Rogen making beautiful pottery AND telling Ted Cruz to fuck off all day is literally everything I’m looking for in a life partner 😍

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Randy Rainbow

@RandyRainbow

3 years

I DID IT!!! I mean WE DID IT!!!

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Randy Rainbow

@RandyRainbow

4 years

Twitter is full of horrible people making me feel bad about myself but I keep coming back cuz it’s the only thing that’s open. Twitter is a gay bar.

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Randy Rainbow

@RandyRainbow

3 years

He booked Gaga AND J-Lo. We’re gonna be okay, gays.

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Randy Rainbow

@RandyRainbow

3 years

Get well soon, Covid-19.

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Randy Rainbow

@RandyRainbow

4 years

What in gay hell is Mike Pence wearing

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Randy Rainbow

@RandyRainbow

4 years

He just called ventilators “whistleblowers.” I’ll be in my refrigerator if you need me.

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Randy Rainbow

@RandyRainbow

4 years

Taking the day off from trying to figure out why so many people are idiots. ☕️

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Randy Rainbow

@RandyRainbow

4 years

Infection...Inaction...Deflection... #Distraction ! 🎶 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏾‍♀️🤷🏽‍♂️🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏿‍♂️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷‍♂️

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Randy Rainbow

@RandyRainbow

3 years

2020 just tweeted that the ball was rigged.

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Randy Rainbow

@RandyRainbow

4 years

Kamala! Kamala! She's fin'ly come to save the day. Kamala! Kamala! Gurl, don't get in her way. 👑🎶🛡 #Kamala

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Randy Rainbow

@RandyRainbow

2 years

From the new musical LITTLE SHQP QF HQRRQRS... This one goes out to all the congress Karens! 🙋🏼‍♀️🎶 #GurlYoureAKaren

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Randy Rainbow

@RandyRainbow

3 years

Loving this vintage mermaid skirt by Halston 🙌🏻

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Randy Rainbow

@RandyRainbow

5 years

Trump, six, flip, cuckoo, Huckabee, Mueller... 💋

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Randy Rainbow

@RandyRainbow

5 years

Thank god I’m gay as fuck

Kelly Sullivan

@ksullivannews

5 years

The #StraightPrideParade now on its way to City Hall Plaza. #Boston25

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Randy Rainbow

@RandyRainbow

4 years

According to 23andMe I’m 16.9% Thighlandian Yo-Semite.

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Randy Rainbow

@RandyRainbow

3 years

I’d like to announce that I’ll be calling 2021 “2020” until she gets her shit together.

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Randy Rainbow

@RandyRainbow

4 years

Before scary Twitter wakes up, here’s my new kitten real quick. I’ve named him Sweeney (Sweeney Todd Rainbow) because of his white face and black eyeliner, and because he’s a vengeful murderer.

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Randy Rainbow

@RandyRainbow

4 years

I wish Halloween parties were happening this year so I could go as “slutty Mike Pence fly”.

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Randy Rainbow

@RandyRainbow

3 years

Hey guys I’m taking a much needed break from social media. Ok actually now I’m back.

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Randy Rainbow

@RandyRainbow

2 years

Betty White really said “gurl, fuck 2022”

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Randy Rainbow

@RandyRainbow

3 years

My scale just alleged that I have gained 6 pounds since Tuesday morning. I have filed law suits in North Dakota, Arkansas, and Disney World.

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Randy Rainbow

@RandyRainbow

4 years

Lots of people pushing the “few bad apples” narrative, and most at the behest of one rotten orange.

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Randy Rainbow

@RandyRainbow

3 years

Wishing Don Jr. a speedy recahahahahahahahahaha

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Randy Rainbow

@RandyRainbow

4 years

How very dare you.

Matt Oswalt

@MattOswaltVA

4 years

Jared Kushner looks like Randy Rainbow doing an impression of Jared Kushner

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Randy Rainbow

@RandyRainbow

3 years

Breaking: Rudy Giuliani loses sense of smell; everyone around him jealous.

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Randy Rainbow

@RandyRainbow

10 months

If anyone’s looking for our most sensitive national security secrets… Donald’s in the 🚽 with 📦. #DonaldInTheJohnWithBoxes #SongParody #NewVideo

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Randy Rainbow

@RandyRainbow

4 years

Should I buy a Peloton bike or 832 more boxes of Cheez-Its?

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Randy Rainbow

@RandyRainbow

4 years

In an effort to keep the presidential debates fair, I will be pretending to moderate them by manipulating footage of all candidates’ responses to make them funnier and adding show tunes where there otherwise were none. Thank you, this is a press release.

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Randy Rainbow

@RandyRainbow

4 years

With all this social distancing and takeout food my life is about to dramatically stay the same.

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Randy Rainbow

@RandyRainbow

1 year

🎶Speaker of the House... Cunning little chap...🎶🤣 #NewVideo #Parody

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Randy Rainbow

@RandyRainbow

4 years

I don’t mind Amy Coney Barrett having 7 kids but they damn well better sing.

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Randy Rainbow

@RandyRainbow

3 years

Special thanks to everyone fighting to protect the American people from the president of the United States of America.

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Randy Rainbow

@RandyRainbow

4 years

I think we can all agree the winner of tonight’s #VPDebate was Jeff Goldblum.

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Randy Rainbow

@RandyRainbow

3 years

Trying this new quarantine diet where I don’t eat anything at all while I’m asleep and then the rest of the time there are no restrictions or limitations whatsoever.

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Randy Rainbow

@RandyRainbow

3 years

Happy Thanksgiving, turkey-lurkeys. I’m so thankful for at least 51% of you. 🦃♥️

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Randy Rainbow

@RandyRainbow

4 years

PLEEEAAAASE let me chaperone that vice presidential debate 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

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Randy Rainbow

@RandyRainbow

4 years

Repeat after me: #IWontVoteTrump ✋🏻 This one’s a fundraiser on YouTube for @Headcountorg who I learned about from my friends at @GLAAD . Donate if you can at link in my bio and visit to #RegisterToVote or verify your address! 🗳🇺🇸🧚🏻🎶

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Randy Rainbow

@RandyRainbow

5 years

I got big D's 2020 campaign song right here. (Apologies to the Jonas Brothers.) 👏🏼🍭👏🏼🍭👏🏼

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Randy Rainbow

@RandyRainbow

4 years

In the president’s defense, when they told him Hydroxychloroquine could be used to avoid Malaria, he thought that was his wife’s name.

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Randy Rainbow

@RandyRainbow

6 years

Relax and have several seats, Melania, as I proudly present your slogan. #BeBest 🎶🌈💅🏻☕️🕯

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Randy Rainbow

@RandyRainbow

4 years

Jonathan Swan hardcore ripping off my act here 😳🤔😏🤨😯

Joel Lawson

@JoelLawsonDC

4 years

All the best reactions of @jonathanvswan as he listened to @realDonaldTrump 's responses. Which is your favorite? @axios #ItIsWhatItIs

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Randy Rainbow

@RandyRainbow

3 years

I will be replacing all of the women of The View. Thank you, this is a press release.

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Randy Rainbow

@RandyRainbow

3 years

Can’t believe he left without blocking me. 😢

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Randy Rainbow

@RandyRainbow

4 years

This is clearly in violation of federal ethics laws and also the wrong color dress to be wearing after eating an entire can of beans.

Ivanka Trump

@IvankaTrump

4 years

If it’s Goya, it has to be good. Si es Goya, tiene que ser bueno.

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Randy Rainbow

@RandyRainbow

4 years

Trump keeps talking about how hard his coronavirus test was. Did they ask him to spell it?

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Randy Rainbow

@RandyRainbow

1 year

I’ve already started campaign strategizing for Ron DeSantis because that’s what gay besties are for.😘 #WelcomeToDeSantis #Parody #NewVideo

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Randy Rainbow

@RandyRainbow

4 years

I’ve been off social media. Is Tucker Carlson giving Trump a Pap smear tonight?

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Randy Rainbow

@RandyRainbow

4 years

This is a man who leads. This is a man whose ego is not involved in a global crisis. This is a man who is strong, articulate and wise when it is needed. This is a man who puts the public’s needs ahead of his own. This is a man with very large hands.

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