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Joined March 2023
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@D_Fens_Ghost
D Fens Ghost
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@metpoliceuk @MetBPA @andygeorgeni @PoliceChiefs @NBPAUK Do you even hear yourselves? Hamas supporters in the streets, knife wielding gangs, raping and murdering coppers...and you're worried about this. Get a grip.
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@D_Fens_Ghost
D Fens Ghost
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@carolvorders Is it that you've agreed to be melted down to be made into plastic straws, and so become a lot more useful?
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@D_Fens_Ghost
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@jonsopel @AngelaRayner It's called hypocrisy, Jon.
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@D_Fens_Ghost
D Fens Ghost
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@kitmalthouse Conservatives = Socialists Don't complain when you all lose your seats, you've been complicit.
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@D_Fens_Ghost
D Fens Ghost
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@johnmcternan Where is Gaza Borough Council please?
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@MarinaPurkiss It's called hypocrisy.
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@D_Fens_Ghost
D Fens Ghost
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@nazirafzal Fixed it for you.
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@D_Fens_Ghost
D Fens Ghost
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@Lordflashh3art Nothing says romance like a Chinese made fire risk nylon negligee set bought from Amazon.
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@D_Fens_Ghost
D Fens Ghost
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@patrickkmaguire This is still a bigger story.
@D_Fens_Ghost
D Fens Ghost
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@patrickkmaguire @thetimes "Pee stored in balls" Huge if true.
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@D_Fens_Ghost
D Fens Ghost
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@patrickkmaguire @thetimes "Pee stored in balls" Huge if true.
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@D_Fens_Ghost
D Fens Ghost
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@doctorpallavi Is there any bandwagon you're not on?
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@D_Fens_Ghost
D Fens Ghost
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@adamboultonTABB You know we have this thing called the internet, right? A magical place where your non partisan and fact based history can be found and checked.
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@D_Fens_Ghost
D Fens Ghost
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It's basically Carling.
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@D_Fens_Ghost
D Fens Ghost
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@UKLabour What in the name of Martina Navratilova is this all about then.
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@D_Fens_Ghost
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@CartlandDavid It's not difficult to research.
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D Fens Ghost
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@CarolineLucas @ukhomeoffice What's your view on Ireland returning illegal immigrants to the UK?
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@D_Fens_Ghost
D Fens Ghost
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I quite often come across accounts that have blocked me & I have no idea why. Always makes me wonder what I've done. Today I posted a picture of a gaping arsehole filled with some terrible scrambled egg. A woman told me it was disgusting & that I was BLOCKED. Mystery solved.
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@D_Fens_Ghost
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@kent_police That's @GrumpyGB with dyed hair. He was probably there to visit his mate, Steven Dawson.
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@D_Fens_Ghost
D Fens Ghost
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Have you been sniffing glue? You're losing because you're left of centre, you wet wanker. You'd think after the last 48 hrs this might have started to sink in.
@Tobias_Ellwood
Tobias Ellwood MP
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๐Ÿ‘‡ 100% A move to the right concedes vital centre ground (necessary to win elections) to the Opposition. No incumbent has ever won an election by doing so.
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@D_Fens_Ghost
D Fens Ghost
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Surely Natalie Elphick moving to across the floor is as embarrassing for Labour as it is for the Tories?
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D Fens Ghost
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@vernalscott "You know who else stopped the opposition speaking?"
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@Lordflashh3art You'll turn into Cowman. A new type of superhero. A bit like Spiderman but full of flatuance and dropping Twitter pats everywhere.
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@theJeremyVine It's because you're in the middle of the road.
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@D_Fens_Ghost
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@MPSWestminster They're all there a day late for the St George's day parade. Get the batons out.
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@D_Fens_Ghost
D Fens Ghost
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Or have your fans become bored of you, by any chance?
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@D_Fens_Ghost
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@JeremyClarkson I imagine they did quite well on the royalties!
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@RobertLindsay Yup, awful. I heard it was closer to ยฃ6k and the wife was furious.
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@D_Fens_Ghost
D Fens Ghost
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Off out into Khan's London for lunch and a few drinks with the wife. Wish us luck ๐Ÿคž
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@Lordflashh3art I agree. This blew my mind at how abhorrent it is from the #bekind left.
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@D_Fens_Ghost
D Fens Ghost
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@Lordflashh3art Wife is away at her Mum's with the boy, I'm on a 2013 Pauillac watching Road House. Happy days.
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@D_Fens_Ghost
D Fens Ghost
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@Sargon_of_Akkad Because they didn't switch their vote, they just didn't vote.
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@D_Fens_Ghost
D Fens Ghost
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@miss_anthrop75 I will not have you speak about @Lordflashh3art like that. He's only 38.
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@D_Fens_Ghost
D Fens Ghost
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Felt cute and fascist. Might delete later.
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@D_Fens_Ghost
D Fens Ghost
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@Lordflashh3art Your little toe looks like it's had a row with the rest of your foot.
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@D_Fens_Ghost
D Fens Ghost
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One had thousands of men go down on it. No idea about the Titanic tbf.
@AlexLeTissier
Alex Le Tissier
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Go down on me or go down on the titanic?
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@IndigoRumbelow If he was that desperate to get his arse torn open he'd have been better off going on Grindr ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ
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@D_Fens_Ghost
D Fens Ghost
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๐Ÿ˜ญ
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@EZEboilingp1ss
@EZEilyboilingp1ss
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๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†
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@D_Fens_Ghost
D Fens Ghost
9 days
Next up in my rare foray into lager, this. With a slice of lime at it's quite bitter.
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@D_Fens_Ghost
D Fens Ghost
9 days
It's basically Carling.
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@D_Fens_Ghost
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@Muqadaam Go and do that in Braunstone or Hinckley.
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D Fens Ghost
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@Lordflashh3art @StopULEZToday Let's take a closer look at that....
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D Fens Ghost
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How dare you! I've never had ANY drugs in my life. I am the most anti drugs person you could meet.
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@benonwine Your Twitter account.
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@Br_____rd How it finished.
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D Fens Ghost
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@RedemptionLingz You have to get your nan to wank you off each night, I'd sit this one out.
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D Fens Ghost
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A hooker with aids.
@stats_feed
World of Statistics
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What life changing item can you buy for less than $100?
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@D_Fens_Ghost
D Fens Ghost
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Less than a day.
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@ThatTimWalker
Tim Walker
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We have been known to get things badly wrong in London - we once installed Boris Johnson as mayor - but we were right to vote against Brexit and right to vote for @SadiqKhan .
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@D_Fens_Ghost
D Fens Ghost
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@MarinaPurkiss I typed your tweet into Chat GPT and asked it to generate a gif.
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@D_Fens_Ghost
D Fens Ghost
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@toadmeister @BBCPolitics @bbclaurak Time to get your BBC Verify Action Woman suit on, @mariannaspring and get to work.... We'll wait.
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D Fens Ghost
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Can't say I'm totally surprised.
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D Fens Ghost
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@LCFC Can't we just demote Daka to selling scarves out the front of the KP?
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D Fens Ghost
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@GerryAdamsSF Remember to take some high calorie snacks, just in case.
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D Fens Ghost
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@Lordflashh3art That's Chinese for "cheap flammable tat" ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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@spectatorindex
The Spectator Index
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BREAKING: Sky News reports that the UK Border Force system is down due to a nationwide outage
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@R4ndyG_V1 Have fun.
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@D_Fens_Ghost
D Fens Ghost
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@TBHonestlizz I have to show I.D. to be able to use my tip. Grow up.
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@D_Fens_Ghost
D Fens Ghost
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@NicolaSturgeon hearing the news that she's going to get arrested next.
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D Fens Ghost
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@Lordflashh3art If your son grows up and says to you he's a dog born in a human body, you wouldn't put a lead on him and walk him on all fours around the block. It's not difficult ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿผ
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@D_Fens_Ghost
D Fens Ghost
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I had a day of 1-2-1's booked on TEAMS. The weather forecast has made me cancel them all. I'll spend some time on the lawn instead ๐Ÿ˜
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@D_Fens_Ghost
D Fens Ghost
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Got off the train at Clapham. That's a nice place ๐Ÿ‘€ It's also great that Chelsea are playing in an hour so there's lots of angry looking men wearing Stone Island around.
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@D_Fens_Ghost
D Fens Ghost
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@doris_from You'll be fine. I've bet you've had worse in your mouth and down your throat. You filthy slut.
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@D_Fens_Ghost
D Fens Ghost
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Chelsea, I am in you. (Not the football team btw)
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D Fens Ghost
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@IanMaher7 @AngelaRayner Ah, aged well eh? Next thing you'll tell me God is real.
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