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Doris from Watford

@doris_from

4 years

I can’t pretend I’m not disappointed.

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Doris from Watford

@doris_from

6 months

Cunt.

Peace & Justice Project

@corbyn_project

6 months

A message from @jeremycorbyn about the National March for Palestine on Saturday 11 November. #WeWillMarch 🇵🇸

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Doris from Watford

@doris_from

6 months

Nobody gives a fuck who you condemn. You’re a fucking nobody, latching onto anything you can to perpetuate your non-working, grifting existence. Get back in your mum’s loft you piece of shit.

Femi

@Femi_Sorry

6 months

I condemn the Israeli government for killing 5000+ civilians and Hamas for killing 1400. If your response to that, is "But do you condemn Hamas?", you don't care about civilian life. You just don't want anyone condemning the Israeli government for killing 1000s of them.

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Doris from Watford

@doris_from

2 months

Be nice if this was RT. @David_Cameron . Here’s the UK’s list of proscribed terrorist organisations. There are 80. ONE is far right. Guess what 5he others are. We see you.

David Cameron

@David_Cameron

2 months

The PM @rishisunak is quite right to speak out like this. Extreme Islamism and Far Right groups threaten the Britain we are building together.

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Doris from Watford

@doris_from

4 years

Utter cack. London’s greatest strength is in it’s massive financial, legal, and accounting industries, geographic time zone, and use of the English language. 22% of U.K. GDP. That’s its strength. This guy is the absolute Lord of the bell ends. I despise him.

Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan

@MayorofLondon

4 years

Notting Hill Carnival reminds us that our city’s greatest strength is in our diversity. This year's celebration is different - #COVID19 is still a real threat - so Carnival will be held online for our safety. Stay safe indoors.

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Doris from Watford

@doris_from

9 months

🧵 So what have I learned in 24 hrs? That most people outside London have no grasp of its demographics, and particularly my bit. Been called an outright liar for pointing out how things are. Most outside London have no real idea how massive the impact of immigration has been. 1/8

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Doris from Watford

@doris_from

4 years

Why isn’t Neil Ferguson referred to as “the man whose model contained possibly the most devastating software mistake of all time”. Or, “the man who ignored the rules for a shag”. Or, shut the fuck up Ferguson.

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Doris from Watford

@doris_from

3 years

Big Mac, large fries please.

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Doris from Watford

@doris_from

6 months

When Khan is democratically elected it’s a “triumph for tolerance and diversity”. When Geert Wilders’ party is democratically given the largest individual share in a national vote, it is labelled a “threat”. Because Sadiq doesn’t like it. It is you that is intolerant, Mr Khan.

Sadiq Khan

@SadiqKhan

6 months

A reminder to progressives everywhere - the continued threat of the far-right is real and on our doorstep. The next year is going to be pivotal for standing up for and defending our values - in London, in Europe and across the world.

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Doris from Watford

@doris_from

1 year

@theJeremyVine You are the singularly most self important person I can think of.

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@doris_from

1 month

@DawnButlerBrent 7% of London’s population commit HALF the city’s knife crime. This is a fact. Met police data. Targeted stop and search is a proportionate and appropriate response.

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Doris from Watford

@doris_from

10 months

The Sun

@TheSun

10 months

On tomorrow's front page: Top BBC star taken off air after ‘paying teenager for sexual pictures’

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Doris from Watford

@doris_from

5 months

Nobody, just nobody, says chips and egg. EGG & CHIPS! ffs

Jessrocks❤️🇬🇧

@Jessrocks71

5 months

Chips and egg 🍳 It needs no words other than simple & utterly delish. Happy Friday to you all, have yourselves a great evening & weekend. 🥂🍾🍸❤️ Page 1/5 👇

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Doris from Watford

@doris_from

9 months

More than 20 years in the perfect Petri dish of Brent have shown me it doesn’t work. It’s a failed experiment. @MayorofLondon ’s mantra, “London’s diversity is its strength” simply doesn’t stack up in my bit of it. Here’s the data, but hey, tell me I’m lying if you like. 7/8

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Doris from Watford

@doris_from

1 year

On the phone to Royal Mail. I said 42 hrs and counting for a 24hr service is poor. “It’s not a 24 hr service sir” “It’s called 24 track” “No it’s not sir” “What’s it called” “Track 24” And there in a nutshell is why Royal Mail will be in liquidation within 12 months.

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Doris from Watford

@doris_from

1 year

For no reason other than I just came across it, here’s Wendy James.

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Doris from Watford

@doris_from

1 month

Never saw John Inman and Julian Assange together, did we? Think about it…

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Doris from Watford

@doris_from

9 months

Brent, as an example of the outcomes of high immigration and massive demographic change is an immense failure on most metrics anyone bothers to look up. So when I write that I am opposed to unchecked, illegal immigration, it is against this background. 6/8

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Doris from Watford

@doris_from

2 months

You turn our stomachs.

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@metpoliceuk

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Doris from Watford

@doris_from

9 months

There is no apparent wish to integrate among any of the groups. Crime rates are high. In part because there is no sense of community, seemingly no self respect judging by the state of the urban environment. Unemployment is high. Benefits claims are above average. 5/8

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Doris from Watford

@doris_from

9 months

What it is not, is integrated. There are silos. Tribes, ethnicities, they stick together. Language barriers are massive. Around 150 different languages are used in Brent. 37% of the Brent population use a main language other than English – the 2nd highest in England. 4/8

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Doris from Watford

@doris_from

4 months

#NishKumarIsACunt klaxon.

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Doris from Watford

@doris_from

5 months

A day of huge celebration. Bobby has hit his weight goal. His friends and family are delighted. Well done Bobby.

Leo Varadkar

@LeoVaradkar

5 months

This is a day of enormous joy and relief for Emily Hand and her family. An innocent child who was lost has now been found and returned, and we breathe a massive sigh of relief. Our prayers have been answered.

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Doris from Watford

@doris_from

2 months

People despise Khan because he’s a self-opinionated, self-interested cunt. Not because he’s a Muslim. You must be able to relate to that?

Humza Yousaf

@HumzaYousaf

2 months

Sadiq Khan has more integrity, dignity & intellect in his pinky than a thousand Lee Andersons. Lee Anderson's comments are an example of how acceptable and pervasive Islamaphobia has become in our society. We all have a responsibility to root it out. Solidarity with @SadiqKhan

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@doris_from

9 months

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Doris from Watford

@doris_from

6 months

You, yes you in the M&S gear. Have you burned any Christmas hats?

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Doris from Watford

@doris_from

9 months

Brent. A hugely diverse borough of 300k approx. Almost 2/3 of the population (64%) are from Black, Asian and minority ethnic groups. 19% of residents are from White minority groups. The remaining 16% of residents are White British, the second lowest rate in London. 2/8

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Doris from Watford

@doris_from

9 months

Crucially, over half (55%) of the Brent population were born outside the UK – the highest percentage in England and Wales. Most recent year’s data - c.75% of births were to a mother born outside the U.K. Brent is about as different to most people’s home town as can be. 3/8

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Doris from Watford

@doris_from

6 months

New Defence Secretary appointed.

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Doris from Watford

@doris_from

10 months

If you voted for someone with this little life experience to have a say in things that matter, you should be disenfranchised.

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Doris from Watford

@doris_from

2 years

At. Fucking. Last.

The Mirror

@DailyMirror

2 years

Huge asteroid twice the size of Big Ben set to crash into Earth's orbit on Monday

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Doris from Watford

@doris_from

6 days

Death penalty. Bring it back. Mentally ill? Too bad. Anything else? Too bad. Kids’s my daughter’s age. Makes me want to cry.

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Doris from Watford

@doris_from

10 months

The ventriloquist’s dummy in the background. Mouthing the whole speech. 🤣🤣🤣

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Doris from Watford

@doris_from

1 year

Never give in to misinformation.

Elton John

@eltonofficial

1 year

All my life I’ve tried to use music to bring people together. Yet it saddens me to see how misinformation is now being used to divide our world. I’ve decided to no longer use Twitter, given their recent change in policy which will allow misinformation to flourish unchecked.

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Doris from Watford

@doris_from

6 months

Donna perhaps not aware that this is in effect the grave stone of more than 850,000 Commonwealth soldiers from the two World Wars. So I’d say literally millions care. But not Donna. Because Donna is dogshit.

Donna #true labour 🍉✌✊🌍💙🐝🍉

@DonnaChauhan

6 months

@narindertweets No one cares about the cenotaph. No one's going to touch the FUCKING thing. There's more important and horrendous things going on ffs

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Doris from Watford

@doris_from

5 months

After last night’s debacle, thought I should provide a demo. I give you, egg and chips.

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Doris from Watford

@doris_from

2 months

Same energy.

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Doris from Watford

@doris_from

9 months

@mc_math17 There is. Did I say there wasn’t?

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Doris from Watford

@doris_from

3 years

Fish & chips ordered via Deliveroo. London, the home of good value. Large cod and chips. Nothing else. £19.19p.

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Doris from Watford

@doris_from

2 years

How it started. How it’s going.

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Doris from Watford

@doris_from

11 months

@jeremycorbyn Rescind the UK’s signature from the UN 1951 Convention Relating to the Status of Refugees and its 1967 Protocol. Replace it with a U.K. law. Prohibit any claim from anyone arriving undocumented and from continental Europe. Suck up the opprobrium. Move on.

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Doris from Watford

@doris_from

3 years

Done!

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Doris from Watford

@doris_from

2 years

Everything reminds me of her.

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Doris from Watford

@doris_from

3 years

Same energy.

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Doris from Watford

@doris_from

4 months

@almolx @bevmolx Don’t stop in London, keep straight on til you reach Gaza.

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Doris from Watford

@doris_from

7 months

@jeremycorbyn Is your ban from the Labour Party for antisemitism still in effect?

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Doris from Watford

@doris_from

4 years

Nadia, worrying so you don’t have to. Thanks Nadia.

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Doris from Watford

@doris_from

5 months

I hear we’re far right now?

Catch Up

@CatchUpFeed

5 months

Irish Garda commissioner Drew Harris is condemning the "disgraceful scenes" in Dublin. He claims that a "hooligan faction driven by far right ideology" is behind the violence on the streets.

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Doris from Watford

@doris_from

6 months

Winning elections is like making love to a beautiful woman. You tell them whatever they want to hear, isolate them in a private booth, and make sure you get your tick in their box.

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Doris from Watford

@doris_from

8 days

The lamb is in the bin. I will not be discussing it.

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2 months

Geri Halliwell showing the strain.

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Doris from Watford

@doris_from

1 year

Hatton Gardens right now. Jewellery Heist?? Six rozzer cars and an ambulance!

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@doris_from

5 months

Sadiq Khan

@SadiqKhan

5 months

One of the things that makes London so great is the way we respect one another. Our diversity enriches us as a city. Every single one of us should be free to be who we are without fear or intimidation - we will never accept those spreading hate and division. 3/

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Doris from Watford

@doris_from

6 months

I put them back.

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Doris from Watford

@doris_from

25 days

So OJ Simpson is dead. Good riddance. Those scenes in court where he tried to show the gloves wouldn’t fit. Pathetic.

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Doris from Watford

@doris_from

2 months

My steak is as deep as my pan. I’m pleased about that!

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Doris from Watford

@doris_from

2 months

God give me strength.

David (Randim Spelling Corrector)

@Liebchen59

2 months

@doris_from This is Roger Daltry. Your photo is Anthony Bourdain.

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Doris from Watford

@doris_from

4 years

@BaldyDavitt @BurnsideNotTosh Put the dishwasher tablets down now. There’s a good lad.

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Doris from Watford

@doris_from

4 years

Searing a steak for some oven treatment later.

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Doris from Watford

@doris_from

2 years

The thoughts of Sir Toni. Receiving a knighthood is like making love to a beautiful woman. One of you gets on your knees, the other waves their sword around, and a reminder of the event is left displayed on the chest.

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Doris from Watford

@doris_from

6 months

Annual sovereign grant, £86mn. Annual NHS budget, c.£180bn. Ffs

NHS Nurses

@SocialistNHS

6 months

Abolish the monarchy and fund the NHS...

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Doris from Watford

@doris_from

2 years

Inestimable wealth.

Scottish Express

@ScotExpress

2 years

Kate Middleton and Prince William will be celebrating 11 years of marriage on Friday, but what are the 'secrets' to their successful marriage all these years? 🤔

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Doris from Watford

@doris_from

8 months

@DavidLammy @Keir_Starmer @UKLabour David, am I right in my understanding that you have had only three years of work experience in your life, outside of the HoC?

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Doris from Watford

@doris_from

2 years

Just stumbled on this again. Still funny.

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Doris from Watford

@doris_from

3 years

How it started. How it’s going.

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Doris from Watford

@doris_from

1 year

Same energy.

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Doris from Watford

@doris_from

9 months

Stella needs to understand the difference between de jure and de facto. De jure - something legally recognised regardless of whether the practice exists in reality. De facto - something that exists in reality. A penis, de facto, makes you a man. A certificate does not.

stellacreasy

@stellacreasy

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Getting abuse and grief about this from commentators around the world (and here too)so a statement of fact - UK's Gender Recognition Act clear that those who hold a certificate are legally women or men. It does not require surgery to access certificate.

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@doris_from

3 months

@jeremycorbyn @IslingtonBC Says man who had Labour Party whip removed for anti semitism.

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@doris_from

10 months

Name settled. Audrey.

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Doris from Watford

@doris_from

11 months

What could she have done in the interview to achieve this outcome?

BBC News (UK)

@BBCNews

11 months

Nicola Sturgeon released from custody without charge pending further police investigation into SNP finances

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Doris from Watford

@doris_from

1 year

Same energy.

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Doris from Watford

@doris_from

3 years

Laurel Hubbard the NZ fella in the weightlifting is only 4/1 with the bookies. There’s a 1/10 favourite from China. She’s quite a thing. I shall be cheering her on furiously.

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Doris from Watford

@doris_from

1 year

Been accused of gaslighting by @Anna_Soubry . 🤣🤣

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Doris from Watford

@doris_from

8 months

@MayorofLondon How many stabbings do you reckon Sadiq?

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Doris from Watford

@doris_from

8 months

We’ll get a cat, but it’s not allowed upstairs.

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Doris from Watford

@doris_from

2 months

What in particular could you see @MatthewStadlen that allowed you to identify him as white? Matthew: his privilege.

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Doris from Watford

@doris_from

4 years

Chap.

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Doris from Watford

@doris_from

3 months

Since when was Bob Geldof an expert on the application of legal punishment and its morality? Fuck off and take a bath you tramp.

Guardian news

@guardiannews

3 months

Geldof and Coleman urge Home Office to reconsider climate activist’s deportation

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Doris from Watford

@doris_from

4 months

Right. I promised Stephen a go, and he’s bloody well going to have one. So get him in there now.

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Doris from Watford

@doris_from

3 months

Find @BurnsideNotTosh ’s monotone roast dinner. I promise it’s in here.

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Doris from Watford

@doris_from

11 months

@UKLabour Will you correct this @uklabour ? As pointed out by Adrian Hilton, the first black MPs were: Black MPs didn't begin with Labour. The first were: James Townsend (Whig, 1772) John Stewart (Tory, 1832) Henry Redhead Yorke (Whig, 1841) Peter McLagan (Liberal, 1865)

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Doris from Watford

@doris_from

3 years

Imagine the pride these men must have felt, the honour of being chosen to show off their traditions and culture to the world. And then imagine an ignorant cow trying to score points at your expense. Belittling you. Painting you as victims. Shame.

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"We are very much not a racist family."

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Doris from Watford

@doris_from

2 years

5:45 am, what the fuck has just gone past me on the train tracks? Have I woken up in 1892?

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Doris from Watford

@doris_from

3 years

And there was me thinking Christianity and the Church of England were the established religion and church of the U.K. And that blasphemy laws were repealed in 2008 in the U.K. And therefore, that anti-Muslim blasphemy in the U.K. was doubly impossible. And that NOBODY CARES!

Roshan M Salih

@RmSalih

3 years

Batley Grammar School did the right thing by apologising for one of its teachers who showed blasphemous images of the Prophet to Muslim pupils. The UK should not become a hate-filled anti Muslim country like France. The teacher now needs to be suspended or sacked.

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3 years

@RichardBurgon But it hasn’t been repeated for 76 years BECAUSE of nuclear weapons.

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Boom!

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9 months

@IncognitoMV @BarbaraQCrow She blocked me, presumably just after she blasted her foot off!

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Guardian World

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3 months

EasyJet announces ‘grans go free’ deal on holidays to Europe

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More bad news Sir. It’s not just Preston. It seems Hackney is wavering.

Heather Mendick

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On Wednesday there's a Hackney Council meeting. Hackney's Green councillors have put a motion calling for a ceasefire in Israel/Palestine. I have emailed my councillors @susorunge @SophieConway84 and @BenHayhurst to ask them to vote for it to move up the agenda and to support it.

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@theAspyJourney You are supporting my point.

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Pork belly and mash tonight. DIY as Mrs Doris and daughter are out. Hence no veg.

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4 years

Never milk monitor? Wanted to cycle to school but didn’t have your cycling proficiency? Couldn’t get beyond the 50 metre breast stroke badge? Work didn’t think you were quite ready for the responsibility of the fire warden’s clipboard and tabard. Don’t worry. Your time has come.

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Just Stop Oil

@JustStop_Oil

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⛓️ ELLA WARD, 20, IMPRISONED FOR MARCHING 🚷 Yet another young person has been imprisoned after marching against new oil and gas licences. Ella faces a maximum sentence of a year in jail. ⚖️ Ella was arrested earlier in November and given an ankle tag, and chose to continue to…