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2 years
@MitchM77 @Jessieeox They’ll be fucked when people find out about the kid under the stairs
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6 months
Leicester won the league during the City state owned era and you played for years before City were taken over. You just weren’t that good.
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I think I’d have probably won one if Liverpool were owned by a nation state, and pushed the rules so far that the PL charged us 115 times!! I was actually praising Pep’s team after the game on Sunday 🤷‍♂️😂
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Fuckin hell Houdini we’ve not even got a clue who you’ll be playing against never mind you
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[🎙️] Rodrygo: "I have been watching #ManCity 's left back whom I will be playing against."
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2 years
@seaniohiggs @Joshmcfcx Maybe they had ID when they got to the bar, Sean.
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1 year
Adam Johnson served his time, you can’t blame the club for that.
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1 year
[🚨🌕] #ManCity broke rules over approaches to young players. [ @martynziegler ]
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7 months
Rio talking about what’s wrong and right. Fair play from the drug and marriage cheat.
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If Man City get punished… @JoleonLescott I want ur PL medal hand delivered bro!!! 🏅😂😂😂 Rio Ferdinand OBE x 7 PL Titles…
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@TheArsenalog @goal Current performance level and you’ve put Foden below Mount 😂😂😂
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2 years
I’M A DAD 💙💙💙
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8 months
@MMikeinson25748 @halle2004 You’re obviously not to down play a young lad supporting his team, doubt he cares about the money. Bad weirdo
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2 years
@ESPNUK Is he?
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@Football__Tweet Luckily he won’t need a bigger size when he gains weight with age.
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1 year
@ArsenalN7 Grealish explaining that people can say No to rapists
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7 years
@FootyAccums @TeamFA when you have Messi to score 2+ goals and Barca to win 🙌🏼
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3 years
@GarethAVL @JamesBaker1993 @MRodge99 @ArcticDonkey I wanna see what his response the the last comment of “well you know what an encyclopaedia is” because I really believe he actually doesn’t 🤣
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3 years
Unsuccessful in the ballot, luck of the draw 😭 but people complaining saying ‘been going home & away for 40 years, loyalty means nothing’ need to do one. Shouldn’t people who can’t afford to go home & away or just younger so haven’t followed for as many years get a chance too?
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3 years
@mrjakehumphrey Im not saying I agree with the decision tonight, Jake, because I think it complicates the game. But if you can’t see the difference in these two then you shouldn’t be covering football. Mings controls the ball twice before having it taken off him. Completely different to this.
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6 months
I don’t like it Manuel, I won’t lie to you.
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Manuel Akanji on playing midfield: "I like it... I start to get better orientation, know when to pass back. You can see I feel more comfortable, play passes forward if possible. I try to help teammates. I need to learn things, improve every day, but I like it..." [via @_joebray ]
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2 years
@Corballyred I genuinely don’t know what it is that make Liverpool fans believe Klopps on a shoe string budget and doesn’t buy anyone.
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6 years
@DuncanCastles So Arsenal were only 14 saves away from beating United 15-3?
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2 years
@JoeMGreen @LivEchoLFC How Nunez’ headbutt shows how the Liverpool attacker has got more bite and desire than Erling Haaland.
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2 years
@PadrePat3 Think he’s talking bollocks, personally.
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3 years
@RossFisher @SkySportsNews Why would Rashford play?
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1 year
@HLTCO Ederson is only that far out because of Rashford. Absolute joke.
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11 months
@TheAFCWay 🤣🤣 Asahi literally one of the best lagers In the world. These lot base everything off Twitter likes/tweets. Should be an age limit on Twitter or Virgins just shouldn’t be allowed on it.
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2 years
@ClaireElliott2 @MitchM77 @Jessieeox Depends what type of house insurance you get
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5 months
Expected Newcastle to win but that’s taking the piss #FACup
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2 years
@LFCSam_ Hahahahha when you’re in tears posting this tweet 😂😂😂
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2 months
@TheImageGod Probably the same reason you can’t mate, it’s too fucking heavy 😂😂
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6 years
We did a treat McDonalds for year 7 today and a lad in my form came up to me dead quietly, coz he was embarrassed, and said his mum couldn’t afford it 😢...we sorted him a McDonalds and he was buzzing! Seeing kids happy like that makes my job worthwhile!
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@ROUNDTHEBEND__ How have you made lads with dirty trainers about some fan bases being nasty to scousers? 😂
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@MMikeinson25748 @halle2004 Fuckin hell got me there Mike
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1 year
@DWinnie1878 Trains well.
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2 years
@JoeMGreen Simon Jordan and finances aren’t exactly his strong point, just ask Crystal Palace fans that.
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1 year
@FootyLimbs Jam sponge everywhere
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3 years
@Blue_McKenna It’s impressive what NASA have done, but could they do it without all them highly paid scientists? I don’t think they could have done what the Khazakstani space station has done on their shoestring budget. Chequebook space centre.
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10 months
@TomEde1 Tom, Arsenal played in the Charity shield this year without winning anything. We won the Champions League to warrant our place in the super cup against a team who won a competition you got knocked out of. I rarely agree with Rio, but he’s spot on.
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2 years
I agree with Klopp, games should be postponed, this one at half time, not safe for anyone.
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2 years
@warnockofficial Bang on! Should have given you the job, Neil! They’ve gotta die to get the 3 points!!!!
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7 years
Safe to say Perotti enjoyed El Shaarawy’s goal 😂 #RomaChelsea #UCL
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2 years
@Alexs1056 @marton_suranyi @ladbible And at one point they let Atalanta play there too…
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8 months
@jobo901 @NexaFootball He lost his leg a few years back and now there’s just breadsticks there.
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11 months
@laligafrauds @shakiraicespice @ESPNUK Ronaldos only gone to Saudi over America because he’s not allowed into America.
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1 year
@talkSPORT A southern United fan who thought it was completely healthy when United dominated English football and won it 3 times on the bounce, hence the reason he supports them. We can’t be blamed for Arsenal throwing it away. Stop blaming us for other clubs shortcomings.
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7 years
@DlOR24 @ryanleicester Just like the cocaine they had just powdered their nose with...
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@MrDtAFC @CharlieElwood7 You literally said you’d have lost the Europa league final, which gets you into the CL, as long as they long as they lost the CL final.
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@paulp_123 @Green_Scouser City had the highest viewing figures in Europe last season. Shits all over this logic doesn’t it.
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@19andsixtimes He was on about the premier league pal, his tweet not mine 👍🏻 stop arse licking him, he’s an Everton fan
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@UtdReaIist @ManCity @NathanAke Maguires been relegated 5 times in his career you ball bag
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3 years
@HenryJackson87 You tweet a lot about us considering you don’t care 😂 if you don’t care, don’t tweet about us and us City fans who’ve been watching them for 20+ years will happily celebrate the trophies, we’re not arsed if you care or not 😂😂
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4 years
In a bar in London and they’ve just told us the doors are locked and we can’t leave because someone has been stabbed to death outside on Oxford Street 🙃
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3 years
@JakeOconnor_10 Just say you drank 4 pints of premium strength lager and 4 large wines which means it will be in your system for 24 hours, therefore have taken their advice to not work
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1 year
@BemusedVoter @cesc4official Difference is, Chris, Jesus wasn’t good enough to be a regular starter after 5 years, Alvarez will be.
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@Niall_UTD You’re making stuff up for one. But, Coventry, a team in the Championship have a chance to get to an FA cup final. They’d have probably bought the stadiums capacity if they could. They’re bound to be more inclined to go than a teams fan that have been there 20+ times in a decade
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4 years
@Kop202 @johngibbonsblog He was literally kicked in the face you ball bag how would he deserve to be sent off? He headed the ball away and was kicked in the face? Not saying Mane meant it but Ederson did nothing wrong in that situation 😂
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@beINSPORTS_EN @richardajkeys At no point in History will the jobs of Bayern or Madrid become available again? Since Pep left Bayern in 2016 they’ve had 7 managers, Madrid have had 7 managers in the last 10 years 😂
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1 year
@LJ_GLA After watching him this season for City, few of us think he’s very Tevez like with his work rate!
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8 months
I hope they carry this on hyping him up coz they’ll win fuck all with that fuckin melt at left back, can’t see the ball when he’s defending for cryin
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Arsenal fans signing Zinchenko’s name at the end of the game 🎶
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@FPLTrent66 @JoeHarakis @FPLCompanion Get your tongue out of Klopps rectum, could just say the last part of his answer. End.
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@davidhcity See the one on the weekend where Paddy Power put the empty seats on and it was the away end 😭
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@Declancarr96 @FootyAccums Wasn’t anything to do with us not fielding a team? It was to do with the fact us and the premier league weren’t sure if it had spread around the whole staff and squad. Sure we were frightened to ply Everton and add to our piling up fixtures.
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@The92Bible @lucasbha1 Got given as offside you tool, otherwise they’d have given a penalty. Same season Liverpool got away with Milner avoiding being sent off against us which could have changed the game. Forget to mention that though.
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@MattyCooke20 @FootyAccums He would have broken shearers record within the time he had, if it wasn’t for the injuries mate. Think it works out almost 3 years worth of injuries!
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@Turban_Spaceman Isn’t it ironic that a man who sits at home streaming a football game can have an opinion on people going to a football game.
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@bhavss14 You’re acting as if it’s a negative thing that we don’t have a glory supporting fan base in London like other northern clubs? 😂
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It’s a sad state of affairs when I genuinely find Matt Hancock funnier than Chris Moyles.
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@Toby44735935 @SxrgioSZN @MCFCOK47 Not completely true. It’s different coming in with an injury rather than covering one up. Gundogan came with a fractured knee cap.
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@Thanoswasrigh19 He said “he would have won one” he played before the Guardiola at City era and for the majority of years before we were state owned.
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1 year
@AdamJoseph____ Adam, you’re using pictures of the away end. Just thought I’d let you know pal, so you understand that City can’t impact away fans not selling out their allocation.
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3 years
Little one doing great, right little wriggler which is no surprise if he or she is anything like me 😂❤️ 13 weeks 6 days, due June 7th 🥰
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0 goals in any cup finals, Europa league run to the final, didn’t beat anyone in the top 4 this season, shite.
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@mrjakehumphrey Did he jog there?
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@Tgarratt10 City 2-1 Liverpool, 2019. Highest quality football I’ve seen live. The pace was ridiculous.
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@DonaghyJonny @Bluemif1 @brfootball @21LVA @premierleague Why have you lot been marauding the European super cup about then? Considering that’s a game with the same meaning?
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2 years
Spurs when they play City twice a season v Spurs when they play everyone else
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@morley_kev @craigmcfchare @jxmesbfc Wtf do you lot watch if you don’t think he would? Did you watch him at Anfield last week? Did you watch him in the league cup final v Villa? Clueless 😂
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@GingerPirlo_ @tuc76049437 Stop going off what you see on the TV. Was an absolute joke how good it was in there tonight. Fucking gimps.
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@bhavss14 It’s almost like his previous manager played him there because he couldn’t finish, so he left to play as the main striker somewhere else only to be put out wide…because, shock, he can’t finish 😂
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@Coral It’s bang out of order unless you do it properly...
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@FBAwayDays Lad in the middle looks like he walked there, through several swamps.
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Remember that Chelsea game where they rolled around all of the second half and we got 4 mins stoppage 😂😂😂
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4 years
@callumgray13 @bet365 You said Neymar?
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2 years
I HATE THE LOT OF THEM, MANCHESTER CITY FC, me and my man Liam Dilap 😂
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@ImpressionistAL @usasoccerguy “But that’s the confederations cup, Americans know nothing about football!” 😂😂😂
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3 years
@daveyt73 @BeardedGenius Not true at all, lived there most of my life, a lot of Liverpool fans, especially in the Sankey/Penketh area.
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6 years
Ramos’ wife compared to Salahs, think we all know who’s really laughing at who.
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I love you @IlkayGuendogan 💙💙💙
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Legendary. 💙📸
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@jfg96_ @RafaelH117 Still he didn’t score in this game 😉
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4 years
@City_Chief @ManCity Hope they don’t put his right leg where his left leg is supposed to be like they have done on this tbf!
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@markgoldbridge It’s scary how little you understand about football. The red blew for offside incorrectly before the shit, everyone stopped, including Ederson, no guarantee the shot on goal happens if the whistle didn’t go.
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@mowlamb @BradleyDSharp11 @laura_woodsy Hahahahahahahaha fuckin hell what a question. You not give her a quick Sniff, Brad?
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@ChronicDebater9 @HLTCO @markgoldbridge 😂😂😂😂 all of who you named are either not good enough for other clubs or there’s a reason the likes of Varane and Casemiro were moved on by Madrid. Grave yard for decent players United these days.
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