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7 months
@smashbaals Why do you hate women having rights over their bodies?
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@ask_aubry Happy Pride, y’all!
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Judge Ergoron: - Trump: $355 M - Eric: $4 M - Don Jr.: $4 M - Allen Weisselberg: $1 M
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@ExtremistNo4 @smashbaals “It’s not their body.” Then, whose body is it?
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@michellehex1212 Had a coworker who used to boast about doing this while working at a funeral home. Disgusting.
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@ExtremistNo4 @smashbaals 1. The organism is alive, that is not in dispute. 2. The organism is dependent on a host for its development. 3. The host has a right on whether that organism can or cannot use its body. 4. Even Christianity doesn’t acknowledges it as human.
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@RonFilipkowski Hey, Ron, please, let’s show some respect to the true wonderful drag queens. We can learn from them a lot about self-love, love for life, being sure of who one is and being awesome.
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@Mollyploofkins @elonmusk Some liberal accounts violated the rules against insults and slurs. Y’know, the rules Twitter/X ignores when a liberal reports them, but are enforced when they hurt the Apartheid Karen’s feelings.
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@PheonixRising50 @John61117077 @GEDSB A parent raising his sons right would encourage them to address the subject as the adult he’s to become. …unless, of course, you’re raising him to be a rapist.
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@DogRightGirl @JoJoFromJerz Okay, so when a white guy goes on a shooting spree and kills children, what border should we close?
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11 months
@ask_aubry Sounds like a wonderful guy if he sent this to her before the first date. Then she can just tell him to GFH while still at home having pizza and watching Netflix by herself.
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@JLVsTW1 Perhaps he was considering the weight of the four people in the Prius who will take a ride to Costco. 😜
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@RonFilipkowski I’m not being confrontational nor cynical here, Ron. I enjoy and value what you share here, but this is not fair to drag queens. They deserve better.
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@tobymorton Trading Cards .
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@katrinagulliver @CFoxyFox5 @ask_aubry The word “creepy” comes to mind.
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@Ditch_vanWinkle @smashbaals The fetus, as a developing human is NOT “another person.” It has no legal identity and it acts as a parasite, compromising the hosts bodily functions. The woman has a right and the last word to decide if she wants to let it use her organs or not.
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@carsonkrow His doctorate is actually a valid qualification to diagnose autism. Now, do you have any valid academic qualifications?
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11 months
@ask_aubry There’s no right way to say this: if you will judge a potential partner on how thin or thick it is, your life will be a constant disappointment either and any way it goes.
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@BryanBaconSr @StormyDaniels @BObama2024 The problem here is, you’re willing to chastise the woman as a Jezebel while leaving the cheating husband blameless. Some Christianity there.
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@ask_aubry Ever since I was vaccinated, I can read mandarin, do better mental calculations and my 5G reception is awesome.
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6 months
@kalmantibs @theliamnissan That damn Hollywood elite Travis Kelse…
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2 years
@ask_aubry Women: If you don’t feel like sex, let that guy ghost you, and when he calls you back, answer his call, but say someone else’s name, and when he gets intrusive, tell him, “excuse me, can’t talk, I’m waiting for a call”, hang up, block him and get ice cream. You deserve it.
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@redusa21 Dear Christian, 1. You mean, fetus. 2. No, fetuses have no rights except through their mothers, and these do not override the mothers rights.
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@Kissmyazz24 He probably thinks the song is about him.
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@roseman419 @jonathanstea A fetus has more in common with cancer than with a human.
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1 year
@JoelCarterMS Wow. This from the white racist guy who says everyone’s racist for calling him “white.”
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@ask_aubry Knowing that more than 50% of rapes happen at the victim’s residence (), should women also avoid their houses?
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@ask_aubry I wasn’t believing his story way before reading her version.
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1 year
@PastorAlexLove The Bible doesn’t reveal the prophecy of an archeologist finding the Ark of the Covenant while fighting the Nazi evil forces. I saw the documentary!
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@TimHannan This can be corroborated with Hunter Biden’s laptop.
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@carsonkrow Ah, so you have found the cause of autism, really? Did you publish your work on Google University?
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@BlackKnight10k @MELANIATRUMP I don’t understand why conservatives are offended by this question. It’s as if they acknowledge that what Trump did with the remains of his ex-wife was somehow wrong or tactless.
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@TDalinkwent @Ditch_vanWinkle @smashbaals That is actually the scientific assessment of how a fetus exists.
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@ask_aubry I don’t know who needs to hear this, but if you gotta open a joint account, don’t send your paycheck into it. Have your own account and transfer whatever should be agreed expenses. Sheesh.
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@prageru You’re not an academic institution. You’re a disinformation factory.
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10 months
@ask_aubry “I’m not racist, but your ethnic food bothers a lot of people in my imagination.”
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Words that Elon considers as #FreedomOfSpeech : - Retard - N*gger - Libtard - Cuck Words that Elon does not acknowledge as free speech: - #ApartheidClyde #FreeLiamNissan
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@ArkEncounter “Kinds?” Are you saying, those 1,398 animal “kinds” were saved in the ark from the flood, and then “transformed” into the 8.7 million different species currently in existence in the world? Without considering how improbable that would be, you’re acknowledging evolution.
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2 years
@ask_aubry Seeing one guy taking time to think this over his head enough time to reach the point where he writes it down and shares it publicly makes me worry about the course of humanity.
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@BettyBowers Sounds practical. The vacuum will be useful to pick up whatever’s left of him afterwards.
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@ask_aubry Evan is better off having thanksgiving at a Golden Corral.
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1 year
@ask_aubry Well, what’s the use of having a gun if you cannot threaten the deli guy for not getting you a good cut of rump? 🙄
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@ThatOneTek @starsat_night @JoJoFromJerz @Pat_Stedman Well, excuuuse us if we have pet peeves over a violent seditionist using his family as props when he’s about to face the “find out” stage for his actions.
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@feyelysia @ZherkaOfficial It is pretty embarrassing when you argue for your faith and you don’t even know the fundamentals of it.
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@carsonkrow You’re questioning a professional, an expert on his field, not because you have any valid concerns over his qualifications, but because you don’t like what he says and you don’t like him. Perhaps you should take a long, hard look at yourself.
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@travisakers “Successful political documentaries…” Just when everyone thought he could not be any more pathetic.
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@ask_aubry Counter argument: Women might get sexually stimulated by anything but a guy like that.
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@ask_aubry Sometimes I wonder about these AITA Reddit posts. I mean, why is he asking if he’s TA when he is purposefully being TA?
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@SPCORMAC_1 @KevinMKruse Wild guess: Dinesh, is that you?
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1 year
@ask_aubry All I could understand from that word salad is, “I don’t know why I will die a virgin.”
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@JohnnyNobody_ @justinisntfunny @StacyCaySlays Clarksy is not gonna bang you either, Johnny. Take the L.
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@KariLake Keep fighting! We need the laughter. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🖕🤡
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@michellehex1212 @raskal_cal Some towns at India have incidents where women are gang raped and the police won’t act until the news have pounded on the issue. It’s heartbreaking.
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@ask_aubry Atheist - {Quotes bible} Christian - No, you’re twisting the word of god. A - {Shows Bible to C} C - That is the wrong version. A - Which version, then? C - {Shows his Bible} A - {Reads what C shared, says the same thing} C - No, you’re reading it wrong.
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@raskal_cal @michellehex1212 It’s all part of a “women are to blame” culture.
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@NotEvolution1 @pythondrink @Juliaswart3 Chemical reactions are real. You have issues.
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@ask_aubry Minimum: - Full reimbursement in installments plus a fine. - Community service in a facility of children with similar conditions to the girl.
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@JessicaTaylorAL @MattWalshBlog So, what is happening, exactly? That some transphobic and homophobic hateful people are now taking it up against a beer because it tried to reach out to everybody? Cool beans.
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@ask_aubry “Big Daddy”? That could be his name in prison.
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@ask_aubry Yeezus on a kabob. I have grown weary of those posts where men try to explain women how women bodies are supposed to work and constantly do it wrong, but this guy has serious problems.
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@michellehex1212 …or worse, blame their own daughters for getting raped.
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@callmelongfell2 Here is the evidence of the effects of the Pfizer vaccine, when Shaquille O’Neal received the second dose. This was kept secret from public dissemination. TRIGGER ALERT: A domestic feline is involved!
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@StopTweetingMia He thinks you are debating in bad faith while he’s moving the goalposts. 🙄
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@NashIsHereForIt I just found the matching Jared image:
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@ask_aubry Hot wax on his family jewels will do wonders for him. For instance, he might be able to reach a higher octave and do a better rendition of Bohemian Rhapsody at his family reunions.
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@KevinMKruse I bet his 19 followers are pleased. 🙄
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@ask_aubry I would’ve taken everything in the safe and gone to a lawyer.
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@theliamnissan We are still searching for someone who actually likes Charlie Kirk. 😂🤣😂🤣😂
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@ask_aubry I dunno. Methinks women have given birth to 100% of all men who have allegedly done those things. “Allegedly”, for there are a lot of men who take credit for things women have done.
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@StudentsforLife A woman doesn’t need to yell to anyone. She just needs her right to make choices about her body’s healthcare respected. Get a life.
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@TheFungi669 None. TFG will tell them the the lightbulb is working while simultaneously blame liberals they are sitting in the dark.
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@sirDukeDevin They got this from the same place MTG claims she got the evidence to impeach President Biden and to indict Maxine Waters.
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@charliekirk11 Should we forget all the shooters who quoted the Bible, too?
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@catturd2 Funny you share the headline but not the source.
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@Richard39336005 @kevinwitvliet00 It’s TAN! He found the tan suit President Obama left him in the WH, and that Mr. Snowflake wanted to burn in one of his rallies, but couldn’t find (it was hidden in the gym).
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@Talyn777 So the woke agenda somehow involves conservative women who won’t have sex with him, either?
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@waterisunsalted @ortpcl @piper4missouri Thing is, you don’t get to impose medical procedures against both women and men against their will, especially based on your mythological bias.
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@StPetePSI @AJDelgado13 Only for Trump. If you claim it was better for you, perhaps you’re using the logic of these guys…
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@greggutfeld So… She defamed you by {checks notes} posting the full unadulterated video of your comments? Wow. She’s evil. 🤡
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@THEMOCOLLINS @ImSpeaking13 Oh, that train rammed through the forest already. They haven’t even taken a shower.
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@yoitsjeff7 @TinaDuryea @neon_heartbeat @SaltyEMNY @DrJenGunter Not if you bring nothing of value to the discussion of the issue. Take a hint.
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@ask_aubry I’d rather see humanity succumb to its natural course than live in a world where there are people longing for something like this.
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@FateOfTheNorns @maqart55 @HankHillUSA @CatraHolly “…INTACT penis…” Your honor, nothing else with this witness. 😂🤣😂🤣😂
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@KevinMKruse Going through their comments, you can find why cis conservative guys are always whining that women won’t date them.
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@ericareport Fox “News” was certified for being “factually reliable”?!? In what galaxy?
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