𝐉𝐚𝐬𝐮𝐬𝐢 @Chahali Twitter profile

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𝐉𝐚𝐬𝐮𝐬𝐢

@Chahali

6 years

"I’m an ex-spy... I don’t pretend to be anything more than that." ~ Carrie

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𝐉𝐚𝐬𝐮𝐬𝐢

@Chahali

2 years

#PrinceHarry : The people's King

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𝐉𝐚𝐬𝐮𝐬𝐢

@Chahali

1 year

Goodbye 2022

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𝐉𝐚𝐬𝐮𝐬𝐢

@Chahali

1 year

Rais @HHichilema kwenye mvua wakati wa kufunga mafunzo ya makomandoo wa Zambia. This man is from entirely another planet 👏

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𝐉𝐚𝐬𝐮𝐬𝐢

@Chahali

3 years

Thank you my Kenyan brothers and sisters as you had more trust in me than most of my fellow Tanzanians. I don't blame them, nonetheless. For past 5+ years Magufuli had successfully tried and managed to portray anyone who stood for the truth as "working for imperialists." Asanteni

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𝐉𝐚𝐬𝐮𝐬𝐢

@Chahali

2 years

India: Hindu event calling for genocide of Muslims sparks outrage

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𝐉𝐚𝐬𝐮𝐬𝐢

@Chahali

4 years

How it started How it's going

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𝐉𝐚𝐬𝐮𝐬𝐢

@Chahali

3 years

#BreakingNews : Rais @SuluhuSamia amezuia matumizi yeyote yasiyo ya lazima na matumizi yote yapate kibali chake

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𝐉𝐚𝐬𝐮𝐬𝐢

@Chahali

3 years

#BreakingNews : Mkurugenzi wa Mamlaka ya Bandari aliyesimamishwa kazi jana, Injinia Kakoko amepekuliwa nyumbani kwake leo na Polisi+TAKUKURU na kukutwa na begi kubwa lenye pesa dola za kimarekani 1,625,800

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𝐉𝐚𝐬𝐮𝐬𝐢

@Chahali

2 years

Tunapoadhimisha #SimbaDay2022 ni wakati mwafaka wa kuenzi mchango usiomithilika wa mkuu @moodewji ambaye - kubali au kataa - ametutoa kimasomaso wana @SimbaSCTanzania na kutufikisha hapa tulipo leo. Salute🫡 back to you mkuu Mo! #NguvuMoja

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𝐉𝐚𝐬𝐮𝐬𝐢

@Chahali

1 year

. @SimbaSCTanzania asanteni kwa zawadi bora kabisa kuuaga mwaka 2022 na kuukaribisha mwaka 2023.

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𝐉𝐚𝐬𝐮𝐬𝐢

@Chahali

4 months

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𝐉𝐚𝐬𝐮𝐬𝐢

@Chahali

3 years

Mo ( @moodewji ) Ateuliwa Na Rais Ramaphosa Kwenye Jopo La Washauri Watano Wa Uchumi, Uwekezaji Afrika Kusini

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𝐉𝐚𝐬𝐮𝐬𝐢

@Chahali

2 years

🎵 Blessing - Stonebwoy, Vic Mensa

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𝐉𝐚𝐬𝐮𝐬𝐢

@Chahali

2 years

Mama @SuluhuSamia "kala kichwa" cha mtoto wa dada yake Mwendazake. Epic! 😍

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𝐉𝐚𝐬𝐮𝐬𝐢

@Chahali

2 years

Kila analofanya @zittokabwe kwa @ChademaTz ni baya. Ni mwanasiasa anayeongoza kwa idadi ya kumtembelea @freemanmbowetz gerezani, lakini bado anatukanwa. Leo anamsihi Mama @SuluhuSamia asaidie Mbowe kuachiwa, anaitwa mpiga dili. Lini "mnaowasujudia" wamemtembelea Mbowe gerezani?

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𝐉𝐚𝐬𝐮𝐬𝐢

@Chahali

3 years

Dada ameuliza swali la kijasiri kuhusu kamati iliyoundwa na Mama @SuluhuSamia kuchunguza ubadhirifu wa fedha, lakini haijatoa ripoti hadi leo. This lady knows her job. Makofi kwake tafadhali

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𝐉𝐚𝐬𝐮𝐬𝐢

@Chahali

3 years

#BreakingNews : Tanzanian President President John Magufuli has passed away at 5.30pm (EAT) at Mzena Hospital in Dar es Salaam. However, the Vice President hasn't been informed.

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𝐉𝐚𝐬𝐮𝐬𝐢

@Chahali

2 years

Dear @venusnyota I just wanted to let you know that "unaupiga mwingi sana" kwenye taarifa zote kuhusiana na majukumu yako as mkurungezi wa mawasiliano ya Rais Mama @SuluhuSamia . Yaani hadi raha kusoma taarifa hizo. HONGERA SANA NB: Kindly retweet kumpongeza Bi Zuhura Yunus

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𝐉𝐚𝐬𝐮𝐬𝐢

@Chahali

3 years

Asiyefurahishwa na hotuba ya Mama @SuluhuSamia leo basi huyo ni MCHAWI. Ofkoz matendo hukidhi haja maridhawa kuliko maneno, na ni muhimu kwa kauli za Mama Samia kutafsiriwa kwa vitendo lakini let's not pretend hizi kauli za leo sio big step towards +255 we deserve. Mama piga kazi

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𝐉𝐚𝐬𝐮𝐬𝐢

@Chahali

6 years

"Kuachwa na mwanamke aliyekuzidi umri ni kama mtoto kuachishwa kunyonya..." 😁 😁 😁

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𝐉𝐚𝐬𝐮𝐬𝐢

@Chahali

5 years

Kama namuona Bashite alivyopaniki. Kuna funzo muhimu katika huu msala wa baba yake: ukipanda chuki utavuna chuki. Inasikitisha kuona mtu anaumwa halafu watu kibao wanaombea aondoke tu.

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𝐉𝐚𝐬𝐮𝐬𝐢

@Chahali

1 year

. @moodewji ni alikuwa mchezaji wetu wa 12 leo uwanjani, na japo hizi bao mbili muhimu ni kwa kila mwana- @SimbaSCTanzania , he deserves more than asante. Ajengewe sanamu pale Msimbazi. Asante sana mkuu Mo 🙏

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𝐉𝐚𝐬𝐮𝐬𝐢

@Chahali

3 years

Halafu "Oh Mo this, Mo that." Tungefika hapa bila @moodewji ? Ofkoz pongezi kwa wachezaji na kocha lakini itakuwa ukosefu wa shukrani tusipotambua mchango binafsi wa Mo. Haya mko wapi wale wa "utaratibu/mkataba haujazingatiwa"? Mkuu Mo piga kazi, tunaojielewa tunakusapoti

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@Chahali

3 years

Kwa vile tu Mama @SuluhuSamia hakuteua chaguo lako kuwa Makamu wa Rais does not mean hafai kuwa Rais. Mimi nampa Mama Samia clean sheet of paper kabla sijamhukumu, akiboronga nitamkosoa (kama anavyochelewa kuvaa barakoa) na akifanya vema nitampongeza. Give Mama yetu a chance!

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𝐉𝐚𝐬𝐮𝐬𝐢

@Chahali

3 years

Amechuja kama Kigogo 😊

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𝐉𝐚𝐬𝐮𝐬𝐢

@Chahali

3 years

Dear Mama @SuluhuSamia , nakusalimu kwa jina la JMT. Kazi iendelee. Asante kwa kuturejeshea matumaini tunaokuamini. As I have repeatedly said, kufanikiwa kwako ni kwetu sote. Wito wangu kwako ni kumuagiza Dkt Feleshi afute kesi ya Mh @freemanmbowetz . Itasaidia kujenga umoja wetu🙏

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𝐉𝐚𝐬𝐮𝐬𝐢

@Chahali

16 days

#Jasusi anakuletea uzi mfupi wa chapchap kuhusiana na kifo cha Rais wa Iran Ebrahim Rais na msafara wake kufuatia ajali ya helikopta iliyotokea jana mchana.

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𝐉𝐚𝐬𝐮𝐬𝐢

@Chahali

3 years

Siku nikipata wasaa nitaeleza kwa kirefu kuhusu kikosi cha ulinzi wa viongozi cha Idara ya Usalama wa Taifa kinachofahamika kwa jina la PSU, ikiwa ni pamoja na jinsi gani miongoni mwao wanapatikana "walinzi wa karibu zaidi" na kiongozi husika. Itakuwa true story, si ubuyu.

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𝐉𝐚𝐬𝐮𝐬𝐢

@Chahali

6 years

"Kadri watu wanavyopiga kelele ndio kadri "bipolar" yake inavyoongezeka. Unajua huyu mtu ana fragile ego, anapenda kusifiwa tu. Akikosolewa anafura kama chatu. Trust me, hizi kelele dhidi yake zikiendelea utaskia siku moja kaanguka pwaaa... au kajiuzulu..."

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𝐉𝐚𝐬𝐮𝐬𝐢

@Chahali

3 years

#BreakingNews : Bwana Kakoko jana alikuwa amehamisha Shs 48 Bilioni kutoka BOT kupeleka NMB kwenye akauti ya matumizi kwa kisingizio kuwa awalipe Wachina kumbe ni kwa ajili ya Siasa za kupata Makamu wa Rais na Makamu mkt wa CCM. lakini pesa zote zimerudishwa BOT.

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𝐉𝐚𝐬𝐮𝐬𝐢

@Chahali

4 years

#KwaMaslahiMapana : Ingependeza endapo Bwana Nyalandu angeamua kumuunga mkono #TunduLissu ili zoezi la kumng'oa @MagufuliJP lianze mara moja. Ingependeza pia Bwana Membe nae atangaze kumuunga mkono Lissu.

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𝐉𝐚𝐬𝐮𝐬𝐢

@Chahali

3 years

Hizi taarifa kuwa Idara ya Usalama wa Taifa "imemuweka mateka" Mama @SuluhuSamia zinanitatiza mno. Nashawishika kuamini japo kiduchu kwa sababu Mama Samia nimjuae mie sio wa kumuweka Mbowe mahabusu ya wafungwa wa kunyongwa let alone kumbambikia ugaidi. Naskia VPN tena! 😔😔😔

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𝐉𝐚𝐬𝐮𝐬𝐢

@Chahali

4 years

Moja ya athari hatari za utawala wa @MagufuliJP is taking symbiotic relationship btw CCM na Kitengo to whole new level ambapo sasa baadhi ya maafisa wa Idara ya Usalama wa Taifa wamekuwa makada kamili CCM as was case ya huyu Bwana Ephraim Ngenzi (tulikuwa intake moja, UDSM too)

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𝐉𝐚𝐬𝐮𝐬𝐢

@Chahali

3 years

You guys have a really cool President.

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3 years

President Uhuru Kenyatta cuts his speech at Magufuli's funeral mass in respect of Adhan that happened as he talked.

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𝐉𝐚𝐬𝐮𝐬𝐢

@Chahali

3 years

Dear @TunduALissu , @godbless_lema na @ngurumo kuna jasusi wa TISS anaitwa ZANGIRA yupo hapa UK. Ndo tegemeo lao nchi za Magharibi. Kuna kazi amepewa na DGIS Diwani Athuman dhidi yenu. Kuweni makini. Naweza kuwapatia picha mkihitaji. Ngurumo waweza kuthibitisha thru your sources.

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𝐉𝐚𝐬𝐮𝐬𝐢

@Chahali

2 months

Jinsi Idara ya Usalama wa Taifa ilivyopata "maafisa tarajiwa" zama hizo kabla ya "ajira za kujuana" hazijaanza. Maelezo zaidi kwenye comments

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𝐉𝐚𝐬𝐮𝐬𝐢

@Chahali

3 years

#MATAGA script imebadilika. From "haumwi" to "hajafa" to "hajafa tarehe 12.03.2021" to "hajafa kwa Korona" to now "analiliwa sana kwa sababu alipendwa." Mlikuwa hamjazaliwa 1999 wakati wa msiba wa Nyerere. Na kama kweli alipendwa sana, kwanini mhangaike kutuaminisha?

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𝐉𝐚𝐬𝐮𝐬𝐢

@Chahali

3 years

Nitamke tu kuwa mie na Wakili Msomi Kibatala tunatoka sehemu moja: Ifakara aka Ifoza. Ukoo wa akina Kibatala ni maarufu sana hapo Ifakara. Hopefully siku moja nita-link up nae... au labda ndo atakuwa wakili wangu katika mother of all cases in Tz... jasusi vs TISS 😊

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𝐉𝐚𝐬𝐮𝐬𝐢

@Chahali

3 years

When I broke the news re: Magufuli's demise, my sole intention was to inform the public. Not to deceive anyone. Not to compete with anyone. Not to confuse anyone. Not to convince anyone. The burden of proof, for those of you doubting the news, rests on you: prove me wrong.

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𝐉𝐚𝐬𝐮𝐬𝐢

@Chahali

3 years

Wananchi aka Shikamoo Jazz Band aka Fainali Uzeeni 😊

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𝐉𝐚𝐬𝐮𝐬𝐢

@Chahali

2 years

“I come from a very hypocritical society. Everybody knows who the bad people are. Everybody knows the reasons why we suffer, but they’d rather go after the underdog who is just trying to get by." - @burnaboy

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𝐉𝐚𝐬𝐮𝐬𝐢

@Chahali

3 months

Dear Idara ya Usalama wa Taifa, uzembe wenu unatufanya "wastaafu" tuingie kazini. Kuna NGO moja, makao makuu yapo Dar ila ina branches Shinyanga na Kigoma. Inaingiza raia kutoka nchi moja jirani kupitia sekta ya afya. Wana watu wao Uhamiaji na NIDA wanawasaidia. Acheni kulala 😡

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@Chahali

3 years

Mnajifanya mnaipigania Tanzania lakini mnapinga wanaoitangaza Tanzania? Tatizo si @diamondplatnumz kuwa ni kada wa CCM, kwani hiyo ni haki yake kikatiba. Tatizo ni CHUKI. Genge linalompinga Chibu kuhusu BET ndo hilohilo linalimtusi Mama @SuluhuSamia kila kukicha. Stop hating 😡

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𝐉𝐚𝐬𝐮𝐬𝐢

@Chahali

3 years

Kama kila kitu kitakwenda kilivyopangwa, basi kesho tutamjua Makamu mpya wa Rais. Inshallah. Napigia mstari "kama kila kitu kitakwenda kilivyopangwa."

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𝐉𝐚𝐬𝐮𝐬𝐢

@Chahali

2 years

Mkuu, samahani kama nitakukwaza kwa kutoafikiana lakini ukweli ni kwamba tusingefika hapa tulipo bila mchango wako usiomithilika. Natambua kuwa wewe si mpenda makuu wala majisifu lakini kila mwana @SimbaSCTanzania atakuwa anatambua mchango wako. Asante sana #NguvuMoja

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@moodewji

2 years

Simba imefika hapa ilipo si kwa ajili ya Mo, ila kwa ajili ya Mashabiki. Simba haiwezi kufanikiwa bila MASHABIKI. Tukutane Mkapa jumapili saa 4 usiku! #nguvumoja @SimbaSCTanzania

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𝐉𝐚𝐬𝐮𝐬𝐢

@Chahali

3 years

Miongoni mwa walioshiriki kutengeneza kesi feki ya ugaidi dhidi ya Mheshimiwa @freemanmbowetz ni huyo AG aliyetolewa madarakani ambaye kilichomsaidia kupata wadhifa huo ni "ndio mzee" kwa Mwendazake. Yeye na kitengo walimpa fake info Mama @SuluhuSamia japo nae alipaswa awashtukie

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𝐉𝐚𝐬𝐮𝐬𝐢

@Chahali

7 years

Kwa Bashite,uchapakazi ni muhimu kuliko elimu.Kwa watumishi 9,000+ waliotimuliwa serikalini,vyeti ni muhimu kuliko uchapakazi cc @MagufuliJP

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𝐉𝐚𝐬𝐮𝐬𝐢

@Chahali

3 years

RIP Musiba. Haleluya 🙏

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@Chahali

3 years

#BreakingNews : Rais @SuluhuSamia amechukua hatua KALI. Account ya matumizi ya TPA HQ IMEZUIWA. Sasa hivi hakuna matumizi yoyote yanayofanywa.

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@Chahali

6 years

Kitengo kimeajiri ndugu, jamaa na marafiki from private sector recently. Wamepewa crash course, hawana clue abt jukumu muhimu walilopewa, wanalipwa maradufu ya wazoefu walowakuta kazini. Most ni Lake Zoners. Athari za mzaha huu hazitoonekana leo/kesho but SHALL be seen in future

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@Chahali

4 years

Mbowe: 1. Tunadai kuitishwa upya kwa uchaguzi mkuu 2.Tunahitaji kuvunjwa kwa NEC na ZEC 3.Tunalaani vitendo vya vyombo vya dola 4.Tunalaani mauaji ya watu zaidi ya 20 Tunatoa wito kwa wanachama wetu kushiriki maandamano yasiyo na kikomo kuanzia Novemba 2

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𝐉𝐚𝐬𝐮𝐬𝐢

@Chahali

2 years

"Russia’s invasion of its neighbour has focused the world’s attention on the struggles of Ukraine and its people. Despite this, a similarly brutal conflict in the Ethiopian region of Tigray has failed to attract almost any attention at all."

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𝐉𝐚𝐬𝐮𝐬𝐢

@Chahali

3 years

"Hard times will always reveal true friends."

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𝐉𝐚𝐬𝐮𝐬𝐢

@Chahali

3 months

Asante Afande CDF kwa uzalendo wako. Asante zaidi kwa Commander in Chief Afande Mama @SuluhuSamia . Mwenyezi Mungu azidi kuwalinda nyote 🙏

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𝐉𝐚𝐬𝐮𝐬𝐢

@Chahali

4 years

Vyanzo vyangu vinaniambia kuwa kwa nyakati tofauti Musiba na Bashite wameonekana Uhamiaji wakishughulikia hati zao za kusafiria. Guys, huu ni uchaguzi ambao Waingereza wanasema "yours to lose," yaani kama kwenye soka ni nyie na nyavu, golikipa kenda marikiti. Mshindwe nyie 😊

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@Chahali

7 years

"Shushushu: Afisa Usalama wa Taifa ni Mtu wa Aina Gani? Na Anafanya Nini?" Kitabu hiki sasa chapatikana Amazon pekee

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@Chahali

3 years

Hongera Mama @SuluhuSamia kwa ujasiri huu, maana ungeweza kabisa "kufunika kombe mwanaharamu apite," lakini umefanya kilicho sahihi. Kwa tunaojua kuwa fast-tracked vetting is prone to errors, kosa kama hilo lililotokea si la kushangaza. La muhimu umerekebisha kadhia husika 👏

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@Chahali

5 years

Naandaa #breakingnews kuhusu undani wa hizo audio zinazosambaa. Nimefanikiwa kupata CHANZO na SABABU. Dah! Nimechoka kwa kweli!

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@Chahali

3 years

Wahafidhina within Idara ya Usalama wa Taifa wamemueleza Mama @SuluhuSamia kuwa @freemanmbowetz AKIFUNGWA, KISHA MAMA AKAMPA MSAMAHA itamuongezea her political capital. Dear Mama Samia hao majahili hawakutakii mema. Mateso dhidi ya mtu asie na hatia hayawezi kuwa mtaji wa kisiasa

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@Chahali

6 years

Russian President Vladimir Putin plunges into icy Lake Seliger at a male monastery 5½ hours northwest of Moscow, during the Orthodox celebration of Epiphany.

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@Chahali

6 years

Ila nchi yetu ina uhaba wa wazalendo. Hadi muda huu hakuna mwanasheria japo mmoja aliyeamua "kujilipua" kwa kutamka "enyi mlioitwa tishio kwa usalama wa taifa, najitolea kuwawakilisha dhidi ya Musiba." I guess #Lissu would have "bought" this case had he not been in hospital.

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𝐉𝐚𝐬𝐮𝐬𝐢

@Chahali

3 years

Dah nimembaini "super pandikizi," and I'm virtually dead. Ndugu zangu wa upinzani kazi mnayo kwa kweli. Time and again, nawasisitiza muimarishe vitengo vya intelijensia kwenye vyama vyenu. Hayo mapandikizi ni kansa inayowatafuna kimyakimya 😞

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@Chahali

4 years

Naambiwa kuna mwongozo umetolewa kwamba "vifo vya watu maarufu" visitangazwe, kwa sababu "vinaichafua serikali ya @MagufuliJP " ambayo "imefanikiwa kudhibiti korona" kwa "KUPUUZA vifo vya walalahoi." Naambiwa kuwa "vigogo kadhaa wamevuta" lakini taarifa za vifo vyao zimedhibitiwa

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@Chahali

7 years

Nimejiskia uchungu kwa kweli. Pole sana dada. Good news is, Mola wako bado yupo nawe...and that's all that matters!

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@Chahali

7 years

Sakata la almasi iliyokamatwa eapoti: nyaraka zaonyesha kuwa Serikali sio tu iliridhia bali pia ilishiriki

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𝐉𝐚𝐬𝐮𝐬𝐢

@Chahali

3 years

Zaidi ya 50% ya Ma-DC, RAS na DAS ni maafisa wa Idara ya Usalama wa Taifa. Hawa walipewa nyadhifa hizo na Magufuli kwa sababu maalum. Mama @SuluhuSamia anapaswa kuwarejesha kitengoni. Benki Kuu nako, hali ni hiyohiyo. Na inachochea dharau na ufisadi. Mumfikishie ujumbe Mama yetu.

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𝐉𝐚𝐬𝐮𝐬𝐢

@Chahali

7 years

Lakini baada ya #Lissu kupona Chadema nao itapaswa watueleze kwanini hawana fedha za matibabu ya Lissu. Pesa za ruzuku zinaenda wapi?

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𝐉𝐚𝐬𝐮𝐬𝐢

@Chahali

6 years

Tufike mahala tuambiane ukweli: @MagufuliJP anaipeleka Tanzania kusikostahili. And that is too bad. But what's even worse ni kwamba asilimia kubwa ya Watanzania wanasubiri miujiza, kwamba siku moja huyu bwana atabadilika. He won't. Worse is yet to come (God forbid) #MarkThisTweet

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𝐉𝐚𝐬𝐮𝐬𝐢

@Chahali

2 years

Last night I attended @daddyhope 's Twitterspace. I learned a lot from him. He's exceedingly passionate about his change in Zim. All I could tell my Zim brothers & sisters is you are truly lucky having Hopewell. In Swahili, we call such a person "mtu na nusu" (a man and a half).

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𝐉𝐚𝐬𝐮𝐬𝐢

@Chahali

4 years

Siku CCM ikondoka madaraka ndo utakuwa mwisho wa bongofleva na bongo muvi

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𝐉𝐚𝐬𝐮𝐬𝐢

@Chahali

2 months

Pengine ni mabadiliko kutokana na nyakati, lakini miaka ya nyuma, kitengo kiliwekeza vya kutosha katika kumwandaa afisa mtarajiwa. Siku ya kwanza mafunzoni ilikuwa ni kama "siku kutoka kuzimu" (a day from hell). Pata fleva kidogo hapo chini kwenye comments

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𝐉𝐚𝐬𝐮𝐬𝐢

@Chahali

2 years

"Usizungukwe na wasaidizi wanaotamani wadhifa wako."

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𝐉𝐚𝐬𝐮𝐬𝐢

@Chahali

2 years

Mama @SuluhuSamia yu bukheri wa afya, na panapo majaliwa atafanya mabadiliko ya baraza lake la mawaziri shortly

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𝐉𝐚𝐬𝐮𝐬𝐢

@Chahali

2 years

. @ProfessorJayTz get well soon champ!

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𝐉𝐚𝐬𝐮𝐬𝐢

@Chahali

3 years

So what happened to "VP wetu" Emmanuel Nchimbi? 😊

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𝐉𝐚𝐬𝐮𝐬𝐢

@Chahali

2 years

My name is Bond... BLACK James Bond #cantwait #IdrisElba

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𝐉𝐚𝐬𝐮𝐬𝐢

@Chahali

4 years

#UshauriWaBure : Dear @ChademaTz nadhani umati uliojitokeza leo kumpokea #TunduLissu licha ya vitisho vya @tanpol umewarahisishia kazi ya kuteua mgombea urais kwa tiketi ya chama chenu. Mkimkata mmeua chama.

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𝐉𝐚𝐬𝐮𝐬𝐢

@Chahali

3 years

#Update5 : Mwili bado Upo Presidential Suite Mzena Hospital

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𝐉𝐚𝐬𝐮𝐬𝐢

@Chahali

1 year

Mnara wa Babeli? Waziri Wapambe

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𝐉𝐚𝐬𝐮𝐬𝐢

@Chahali

3 years

😁

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𝐉𝐚𝐬𝐮𝐬𝐢

@Chahali

6 years

Haiingii akilini: Ben Saanane+Azory hawajulikani walipo, Lissu kamiminiwa risasi kadhaa, na majuzi viongozi wawili wa CDM wameuawa kinyama...kisha mbwa mmoja anabweka "hawa watu 10 ndo tishio la usalama Tz." Nani alomtuma mbwa huyu? Yani sie hatari zaidi ya #WatuWasiojulikana ?

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𝐉𝐚𝐬𝐮𝐬𝐢

@Chahali

6 years

Chagua jibu sahihi Bashite ni sawa na (a) mtoto wa rais (b) makamu wa rais+waziri mkuu+mkuu wa usalama wa taifa (c) mkuu wa wakuu wa mikoa (d) rais

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𝐉𝐚𝐬𝐮𝐬𝐢

@Chahali

3 years

"I don't wish anyone dead but I've read some obituaries with great satisfaction." - Mark Twain

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𝐉𝐚𝐬𝐮𝐬𝐢

@Chahali

2 years

It's all over: We @SimbaSCTanzania have won 1 - 0 vs RS Berkane #NguvuMoja

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𝐉𝐚𝐬𝐮𝐬𝐢

@Chahali

4 months

Mnaandaliwa kisaikolojia

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𝐉𝐚𝐬𝐮𝐬𝐢

@Chahali

6 years

Kigogo mmoja mstaafu jeshini aliletwa kwenye matibabu hapa Uingereza, ni poti wake Magufuli na malipo yalifanywa na serikali. Pia ndugu wa huyo mjeshi alipoumwa alipelekwa India akatibiwa na gharama za serikali. Hakuna cha kubana matumizi wala nini. Sema anakula na "mapoti" wake

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𝐉𝐚𝐬𝐮𝐬𝐢

@Chahali

3 years

Nobody told me to support Mama @SuluhuSamia . I chose to.

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𝐉𝐚𝐬𝐮𝐬𝐢

@Chahali

3 years

Shughuli ya uwekaji mashada bila kuhusisha japo kiongozi mmoja wa Upinzani sio ishara nzuri

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𝐉𝐚𝐬𝐮𝐬𝐢

@Chahali

3 years

Mjifunze kudai haki zenu. Mkilishwa matango pori mumkalie kooni mhusika na kumuuliza "ulituaminisha hivi, kulikoni"? Itasaidia kuzuwia "kulishwa matango pori" zaidi 😊

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𝐉𝐚𝐬𝐮𝐬𝐢

@Chahali

3 years

This trio should be very worried: 👉Doto James (Magufuli's nephew, Paymaster General) 👉Paul Makonda (Magufuli's adopted son, ex- Dar City governor) 👉Heri James (Magufuli's nephew, Ruling party CCM's youth Wing chairman).

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𝐉𝐚𝐬𝐮𝐬𝐢

@Chahali

6 years

Baadaye leo nitahojiwa na kipindi cha Newsday cha BBC World Service kuhusu hali ya kisiasa nchini Tanzania. Kipindi husika kitarushwa kesho alfajiri kwa mida ya hapa UK.

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𝐉𝐚𝐬𝐮𝐬𝐢

@Chahali

4 years

“Afisa wa TISS Aliyemteka Dkt ULIMBOKA” Apitishwa na CCM Kuwania Ubunge

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𝐉𝐚𝐬𝐮𝐬𝐢

@Chahali

3 years

"Once you’ve matured you realise silence is more powerful than proving a point."

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𝐉𝐚𝐬𝐮𝐬𝐢

@Chahali

3 years

Dear Mama @SuluhuSamia tusipokwambia ukweli penye kasoro tutakuwa tunakuhadaa kama wanafiki walivyomfanyia Marehemu Magufuli. Hapa kwa Shaka mmeingia chaka. Ni hayo tu!

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𝐉𝐚𝐬𝐮𝐬𝐢

@Chahali

3 years

#Tujikumbushe : Rais Jakaya Kikwete amteua Bwana Hussein A. Kattanga kuwa Mtendaji Mkuu wa Idara ya Mahakama

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𝐉𝐚𝐬𝐮𝐬𝐢

@Chahali

5 years

"Kama ilivyo kwa CAG, hata Rais sio lazima wananchi wampe kipindi kingine cha miaka mitano. Hakuna mahali panalazimisha hivyo."

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𝐉𝐚𝐬𝐮𝐬𝐢

@Chahali

7 years

Ungana nami kumtakia heri ya siku ya kuzaliwa mtumishi huyu wa Mungu, dadangu/mdogo wangu Sister Maria-Solana Chahali. Happy birthday Sista

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𝐉𝐚𝐬𝐮𝐬𝐢

@Chahali

6 years

Huko Idara ya Usalama wa Taifa wanajua bayana kuwa kuna "Usalama wa Taifa" mwingine chini ya Bashite lakini kwa kukosa uzalendo wanashindwa japo kuiga mifano ya wenzao kimataifa when they don't agree with mwelekeo wa nchi. Very well paid, posho nzuri, why should they care?

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