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Meat Conglomerate. Former boozehound. Dad. Gym Owner. #BlackLivesMatter IG: centex_ag

Austin, TX
Joined April 2011
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5 years
Boxer is supposed to go to her and sit. But boxers have their own style.🤪
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5 years
I'm not even mad. I'm impressed.
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4 months
Good for them. Maybe they are rehabbing an injury or just getting started but I know you should mind your own business
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New Year’s at the gym is someone deadlifting 10 lb plates…….
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2 years
Put your phone down and go explain to a non Twitter person in your life why Nancy Reagan is trending on 12.10.2021
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2 years
@MrsKhandiCoated What?!?! I was in a peloton class!! Look, I have receipts😭😭😭😭😭
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3 years
I have a feeling the A&M athletic department is ok paying 100k to have this pic forever
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2 years
Yall there's no fuckin way😭😭😭😭
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2 years
It's Friday and it's been 1300 days since I had any booze....might as well flex a before & after, it's been a while.
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2 years
Found this from when I was trying to hype myself up to quit drinking. Damn
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3 years
@king_james019 @mr_blah_blah__ Sweatin bullets, they were sliding. Prayers up
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7 months
I didn't get to watch the 2nd half Saturday....did yall pay respects to this Aggie hero when this hit the screen? #heywhatsthescore ?
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2 years
@Petree09 @MrsKhandiCoated Twitter is hilarious😭
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2 years
Some sicko sent me this smh
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2 years
@Doc_Texas Can you specify which Kansas loss? Thanks
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4 years
"Let me help you up, you piece of shit"
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4 years
Sportsmanship. Pass it on...
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3 years
I will hear no slander of 10 after tonight. Kid played his guts out.
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4 months
Might as well use this chance to show why I really believe in “you gotta start somewhere”
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2 years
@samtheaustinP1 The 1st Throat
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2 months
I remember some hype on here for this place so I’m excited
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3 years
A thousand days since my last drop of alcohol. Still hard to believe. The longest I ever made it on one of the dozens of prior attempts was 5 days. So if you've tried and failed, don't give up hope.
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2 years
Today marks 4 years since I had a drop of alcohol or washed back any pain pills🥳 It seems like just yesterday and a hundred years ago, so much has happened along the journey.
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2 years
Bye weeks are fun😃
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2 years
Horniest tweet maybe ever
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6 months
John Smoltz basically said the diamondbacks won that game, scoreboard be damned. Weird
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1 year
@WhitlockJason My goodness, you are a sad and pathetic person.
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2 years
It's your entire personality my guy
@kyleumlang
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2 years
Ragging on Texas A&M is my love language
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1 year
The best dog ever. Rest in peace, sweet Gunner❤️
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2 years
Deshaun Watson is demanding a trade to NY tomorrow
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6 years
@ChicksInTheOff What a horrible question. I would watch paint dry for 24 hours for $1MM
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3 years
"Dad, this is way more fun than watching on tv." That's 2 wins in a night👍🙏
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3 years
I'm jumping the gun a day early, but I'm kinda feeling it tonight, so whatever. Tomorrow will be the 900th day since I've had a drop of alcohol. I remember how good it felt to get 90 days but I had no idea it would be this rewarding of a change. It's not pride...but contentment.
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3 years
Hi mom!
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2 years
I'm finally home and sitting down, reading the threads and holy shit...yall are legit hilarious. And also incredibly kind. I appreciate all of the support, I've said it before but yall are a huge part of my accountability system and I owe you my gratitude.
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4 months
Playing QB for Texas A&M is more dangerous than being a logger
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2 years
Twitter needs for A&M to sign the #1 class, we will be totally chill about it.
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6 months
I got to surprise them by busting em out of school early for game 7. #bucketlist #GoAndTakeIt
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8 months
5 years since I've had any booze. Going for a run around town lake to celebrate. Overwhelmed with gratitude...to still be here and to still be growing. Love yall, mean it.
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1 month
Her holier than thou defiance is going to make the Kim Mulkey downfall hit like that blue magic Denzel was bringing in
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3 years
Ya boy just got a promotion and a raise let's have a damn Friday!!!
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2 years
Meat
@thetakeout
The Takeout
2 years
What’s stopping you from going meatless?
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3 years
Rolling the odometer over tomorrow
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4 years
@da_judge This is elite dad joke material
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2 months
Do the longhorn fans usually leave games early or just Tuesday nights?
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2 years
@Brant_Croucher @MrsKhandiCoated Cooked my ass😭😭😭
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6 months
We were having lunch today and I flippantly mentioned going to game 7 and it was Mama who said, "absolutely, let's do it"
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3 years
@TRAPTOFFICIAL @consequence You melting down again today?
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2 years
The rare all orange surrender cobra
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5 months
Anyways, it's been 1899 days since I've had a drink. Most days I never think about it, other days I get angry that I'm not "normal", and very rarely I really miss being that guy people wanted to drink with. But everyday I am grateful to no longer be hungover, ashamed or trapped.
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2 years
Urban made it thru some pretty hellacious stuff in his career and it's very funny to me that it was an unemployed kicker who finally got him
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2 years
Cranking the ac cold enough to justify using the fireplace on Christmas Eve. Texas forever
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4 years
@texasbug @RexChapman Times are tough!
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1 year
Godspeed🫡
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@CJVogel_OTF
CJ Vogel
1 year
Two of the highest rated QB prospects in recruiting history on the same field.
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2 years
Dude loves to use a bunch of words to not really say anything. But he leans forward and uses his hands a lot so it's profound I guess
@EmmanuelAcho
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2 years
We have to stop putting periods in our life when a comma belongs there.
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7 years
@ESPNCFB Those girls need to work on pushups if they are going to schedule Kansas
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4 years
A gang of moms just walked down my street, each drinking wine straight from the bottle. 4 of em, right down the middle of the road like Wyatt Earp and the boys headed to the OK Coral. I wonder if their posse has a name🤔
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1 year
Big news in the centexag house🥹🥹🥹
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1 year
Every brownie is an edge piece🤌
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4 years
Top 3 sane people on Tiger King.
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3 years
We have Costco too I don't get it
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Niki Lattarulo
3 years
Texas could never just saying
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3 years
One of our guys relocated to Austin from the Pacific NW and is already commenting on the heat. Hit 84 today...gonna be a long summer for my man
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4 months
Fun fact: I started at A&M a semester late because I got into UT but not A&M the 1st time so I waited a semester and tried again. Staying in Austin would’ve been the easy route.
@UT4x_champs
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Texas A&M and Texas Tech are the exact same school, except one is in East Texas and one is in West Texas. They are virtually tied in the recruiting rankings right now. Both only have a single 10 win season since 2000. Both have student bodies who didn’t get into UT.
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2 years
40 hours a week
@LizzieCosmos
Tired Peasant ☭🇵🇸
2 years
What’s a scam that’s become so normalized that we don’t realize it’s a scam anymore?
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So, 5 years ago, my rock bottom happened during the A&M/Clemson game. I got belligerent, yelled at people, didn't know who won when I woke up, etc etc. I'm sitting here today laughing and watching a game with the perspective of a grown up. Small thing but it's fitting on this day
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3 years
People who make over 150k never ever had to work a hard job to get there. Not once in recorded history.
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3 years
Day 1 Day 1097
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3 years
Do you want to see my updated 3 year progress pic?
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4 months
His next political opponent should run with just this info as their entire platform. Get this cursed bum out of our state😭😭😭
@RedditCFB
RedditCFB
4 months
Sports bettors are now 15-2 since 2017 when betting the moneyline against teams Ted Cruz shows up to support in person. They would have profited $2,344 if they placed a $100 bet on each game.
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5 years
@CoachZachSmith @shaunking Oddly, this is the craziest tweet this dude has sent in all of this.
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Ol Bjork just got his basketball schools mixed up is all👍
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2 years
Some grown men are going to get v mad online today over the decisions of high school kids. I am excited.
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4 years
The last 2 days has been the most scared I have been in my life. Someday maybe I'll be able to share some about it... Everyone is ok but my family could use your prayers if you are the praying kind.
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3 years
How old am I? I hope it rains all night so people can't shoot fireworks in my hood. That's how old.
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2 years
I'm going to try. As an addict, I battle life threatening demons every day to stay sober. It's a disease that nearly took everything from me, but by God's Grace. Many don't ever beat those demons. It's not a funny subject. Period.
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Corey Williams
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@TX_LegalEagle @CoachSark I don’t get why this is so offensive
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Good morning to Mike Elko and his friends.
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@VLonghorn07 The only things that legitimately annoy me at a public gym are people who don’t rack their weights, people who film or judge others and anyone who asks to borrow the collars I am currently using (that was a new one yesterday 😃)
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My app pinged with this alert and it’s honestly hard for me to believe. The list of things I’ve been able to do in the last 2000 days that I would have never been capable of before is so freaking long. I’m just so damn grateful to be out of the fog🙏
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1 year
Smoked honey butter biscuit baby back rib sammich
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3 years
Yesterday was an incredible day and it would've never happened if I was still drinking.
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2 years
Selling my house to fund this crootin class is going to be the best investment ever.
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It’s happening
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@cjzero
CJ Fogler account may or may not be notable
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These shots of A-ROD are killing me
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@cbrennansports @usatodaysports There's no way you wrote a whole article about this. Living so offended has to be exhausting
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4 years
I refuse to read any articles about the Texas A&M football program that reference the coach's salary in the headline.
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4 years
From weekend: Creech: Texas A&M's Texas Bowl win is nice, but not what the Aggies paid $75 million for
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1 year
My daughter committed to Arkansas and will be enrolling in the honors nursing program. Never thought I'd be so proud and excited to say my baby's a hog🥰🐗
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3 years
3 years ago today I was kicking off my last weekend bender. My own good friday, so to speak...I wish I could forget but at the same time it drives me. Every day that I'm not who I used to be is a good day🙏
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3 years
I'm just saying be thankful
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3 years
When it pass the sniff test
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4 years
I wore these pants earlier this year.
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4 years
@StephenKing So did Bill Clinton
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3 years
They brought me from Texas to Connecticut to take me out for Mexican food
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3 years
Alabama and A&M signed more 4 & 5 star dudes than the entire Big 12. Any pairing out of Bama, A&M, LSU or Georgia actually.
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The worst tweet of all time:
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3 years
I've watched 12 hours of football in a day he ain't special
@kbohls
Kirk Bohls
3 years
Casey Thompson may be the most studious, well-prepared QB ever at Texas. Once studied film for 12 hours in a day. As Sam Ehlinger's backup.
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3 years
Our dudes are opting in for more? The culture in that locker room must be awesome...you love to see it.
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@Msharktwit It's my favorite part🤣
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3 years
If your Memorial Day post is also trying to dunk on people who vote differently than you, you are a loser.
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2 years
It wasn't all that long ago that I thought the world would be better off without me. Today I'm overwhelmed with gratitude making happy memories with my kids. If you're in the darkness, you can get to the light...don't give up🙏
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3 years
You're lecturing another state about their power infrastructure after people fucking froze to death in their houses 3 months ago in your state???
@GregAbbott_TX
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Liberal cities in California are denying residents the ability to decide how to power their homes. That's not going to happen in Texas. I just signed a bill ensuring Texans have the choice of using natural gas to power their homes. Thanks to @SenatorBirdwell & Rep. Deshotel.
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