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@CFCNoni

4 months

“Yeah I’m Grealish”

Dr. Jink

@FuckOffChizzy

4 months

“Football didn’t fall off, you’re just a nostalgia merchant” This advert isn’t even possible today, who would you even use? (Nike Athletes) Look at how many worldies were left out.

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@CFCNoni

14 days

YOOOO That Journalist crashed out on Poch

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@CFCNoni

1 month

My Onana respect just times by 10. Rice didn’t give the same energy to Onana that he did to Nketiah

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@CFCNoni

3 months

I will never allow this revisionism to run

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@Re7ceRevivaI

3 months

is Mudryk our worst purchase in history (excluding Chilwell)

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@CFCNoni

2 months

Caicedo literally outperformed your midfield. We watched it live time

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@Lfc__vision

2 months

Caicedo yesterday when he had to come up against the real DM in Endo

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@CFCNoni

2 months

When Mudryk takes the ball of Gallagher he just randomly turns into superstar winger

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@CFCNoni

3 months

Underdog gimmick against 10th place with 12 injuries

Sean

@SeanDOlfc

3 months

Trent and Szoboszlai out. If we win the final and are still top in a month's time we've had a miracle

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@CFCNoni

23 days

Trossard celebrated and disrespected Brighton but their fans love him and boo Caicedo. I’m smelling Racism

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@FootColic

23 days

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Goal: Trossard | Brighton 0-3 Arsenal

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@CFCNoni

11 days

We didn’t disappear in big games like that African in Merseyside

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@CFCNoni

3 months

Off he pops

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@UtdEIIis

5 months

He’s genuinely worth that if guys like Caicedo cost £115m.

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@CFCNoni

3 months

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@CHRlSNKUNKU

3 months

Killing me how Gusto did the exact first time pass that Chilwell fucked up

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@CFCNoni

3 months

I would rather see him run into players for 90s than Sterling

Rhys

@rhystakes

3 months

Seen this so many times but this isn’t the Ukrainian league this is ucl against a very good side

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@CFCNoni

4 months

#freecaicedo

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@CFCNoni

5 months

It’s been a month and the prem hasn’t copyrighted this mid comp. They ain’t claiming this as their product

MikeMakesComps

@MikeMakesComps

6 months

Kai Havertz vs Newcastle (A) @kaihavertz29

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@CFCNoni

4 months

All time RB performance

Raj Chohan

@rajsinghchohan

4 months

Reece vs Man City was the best full-back performance of the season imo. Doku dominated, Gvardiol tied up in knots at the other end. He is a full-back with a combination of traits that no other full-backs has. Maicon is probably the last right-back like him.

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@CFCNoni

10 days

Mount pre bulk🕊️

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@CFCRetro

10 days

Mason Mount’s first Chelsea goal.

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@CFCNoni

22 days

Evil board, Evil manager

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@CFCNoni

26 days

Look who’s at the back of Jackson trim vid

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@CFCNoni

19 days

Xavi hasn’t had a DM for the whole season and didn’t cry about injuries and youth he adapted like a top manager but Pochettino needs a NBA team full of roadrunners to make us compete against Sheffield United

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@CFCNoni

3 months

For every Mainoo you produce. You produce 5 Mctominays

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@UtdEIIis

3 months

People always talk about Cobham talents and City’s academy, but I don’t care what anyone else has to say Manchester United have the best academy in the world. We consistently produce talents that end up being regular starters for our first team. Genuinely cant wait to watch the…

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@CFCNoni

1 month

Not round these sides

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@_Asznee

1 month

I miss him. A lot.

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@CFCNoni

2 months

908 minutes Vs 1,819 minutes

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@CFCNoni

21 days

#PochOut 🎃🎃

@yerdas_outV2

21 days

We’ll be back son

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@CFCNoni

9 days

“His brain is sharp as ever”

ExpectedChelsea

@ExpectedChelsea

13 days

@Olmo_inc Chilwell has regressed physically, mainly due to injuries, but his brain is sharp as ever and one needs to watch just 5 minutes to know the difference in our team with him around. I think Hall is a better LB than Chilwell, but not Maatsen. Hall > Chilwell > Maatsen is my order.

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@CFCNoni

17 days

We could’ve been in the mix for top 4 if we beat Burnley and Sheffield

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@CFCNoni

3 months

One of the best winger cameos in the last 18 months

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@CFCDaily

3 months

Mudryk made his debut on this day 1 year ago. #cfc

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@CFCNoni

19 days

We integrated “Alfie Gilchrist” out of all our Cobham players

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@whrlpooll

19 days

This season has really been the season for academy players. Feels like almost every big club has integrated a few of them into the main squad.

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@CFCNoni

6 days

Gallagher 10, Gilchrist on the overlap Monaco CB pairing

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@CFCNoni

3 months

C345Sam Chelsea tweets after he got patched leaking lineups

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@SamC_reports

3 months

Chels fans, do you want Jose to return?

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@CFCNoni

28 days

Acheampong is a unit brev. He should be playing RB on Thursday

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@CFCNoni

4 months

what’s y’all least favorite genre of player

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@CFCNoni

15 days

Chelsea fans don’t understand coaching is 80% of football. We got so lucky we had one of the best cores oat to Hazard because we have never valued coaching that’s why we underrate Tuchel’s tenure

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@CFCNoni

3 months

These lot love each other man

Chelsea FC

@ChelseaFC

3 months

Quietly going about their business. 💼 This Enzo x Caicedo comp is a joy to watch. 👌 #CFC | #EmiratesFACup

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@CFCNoni

28 days

Generational player learning how to receive the ball on the half turn at 25. Oh boy

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@NoRatingsPod

29 days

Is Declan Rice GENERATIONAL? 👀

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@CFCNoni

2 months

Caicedo against City in the Etihad

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@CFCNoni

9 days

CHO had 4 league goals in 4 years

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@Brolinski4JDP

9 days

Madueke and Mudryk both got 4 league goals in 1.5 years at this club

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@CFCNoni

1 month

This PR run is historically. The player drops one of the worst performances and this is what comes out. Palmer (who most fans didn’t want) has came from the same team and similar price and we love him. Most fans wanted you and your performance levels have been worse and going…

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@TheBlueDodger

1 month

🚨 Privately, Raheem Sterling acknowledges he was poor against Leicester. But he must feel like he is trying to win over a group of fans who have never made him feel welcome since his £47.5million move from Manchester City in 2022. ( @NizaarKinsella ) #CFC

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@CFCNoni

18 days

Potter had us being a top 5 defence

Squawka

@Squawka

18 days

Chelsea have conceded multiple goals in SEVEN consecutive games across all competitions. They are going to set the club record for most goals conceded in a single Premier League season. Why? We teamed up with @Twenty3sport to find out.

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@CFCNoni

2 months

So essentially he’s waiting for Lavia?

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@CFCNoni

3 months

Mainoo gas una. Tell him to do it against a top 6 side

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@UtdEIIis

3 months

Enzo played alright today tbf.

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@CFCNoni

1 month

My boy

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@CFCNoni

26 days

First one to change to a 3-2-5 wins

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@htomufc

26 days

3-1-6 derby tomorrow

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@CFCNoni

1 month

It wasn’t a partnership he just got a couple goals. That’s like saying Hazard and Willian were a partnership

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@CFCRetro

1 month

This partnership was unstoppable in 2021

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@CFCNoni

2 months

We will keep Observing

Santi™

@ThePeakSanti

2 months

Observe with me..

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@CFCNoni

27 days

Look how close the players are in proximity to each other

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@ChelseaFC

1 year

Enzo in the middle. 👏

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@CFCNoni

3 months

A bit of self awareness

Jacky

@MCFC_Jacky

3 months

Cole fucking Palmer😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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@CFCNoni

19 days

Rasmus Hojlund, Kolo Muani and Goncalo Ramos all went for price tags over £60ms+ and none have cleared over 10 goals

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@CFCNoni

3 months

“Most press resistant itl”

Ted Todorović

@tedtodorovic

3 months

@elarionacfc Bruno is the most press resistant player in the whole league 😂😂😂, only thing enzo has over Bruno in terms of passing is lofted passes (and it’s very close) . If the balls on the ground Bruno is better.

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@CFCNoni

1 month

@Ic3Evaa You’re lying now

DataMB

@DataMB_

1 month

🇫🇷 Malo Gusto (20) vs Premier League right-backs, per 90 ○ Crosses - 1st ○ Key passes - 1st ○ Progressive runs - 1st ○ Passes to final third, % - 1st ○ Assists - 2nd ○ Accelerations - 2nd ○ Interceptions (PAdj) - 2nd ○ Offensive duels - 2nd ○ Expected assists - 3rd 👉…

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@CFCNoni

22 days

Leaders is definitely the reason we can’t build out from the back and play transition football against bottom of the league

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22 days

Chelsea fans answer me this, how many leaders do we have in this team ?

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@CFCNoni

25 days

Tell little man to stay in his lane

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@CFCNoni

14 days

“We should’ve gave him 300k”

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@CFCNoni

3 months

The eye test is definitely the most important thing in football

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@garryhayes

3 months

If Connor Gallagher didn’t play for Chelsea, we’d be trying to sign him for £80m. He fits the profile of everything the club is trying to build. And guess what… he’s **actually** a quality player.

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@CFCNoni

16 days

Enzo in the first 3 games🕊️

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@B03GHB4L1

16 days

Life was so good man...

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@CFCNoni

2 months

Is this normal 😭😭😭😭😭

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@LFC_S20

2 months

Caicedo is Gakpo's b1tch😤

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@CFCNoni

3 months

The last 18 months has shown how this country views football and it’s explains why we haven’t won anything since 1966.

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@BBCMOTD

3 months

Sam Thompson rates Liverpool’s midfield more than Chelsea’s! 👀 #BBCFootball

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@CFCNoni

2 months

Alll we do is run?

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@CFCNoni

1 month

7 paragraphs for Gallagher

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@NiiNiiFC

1 month

@LyesBouzidi10 I'm sorry bro, whats the scale out of /10 were looking at for ball retention now? You're making it sound like he gets dispossesed for fun. Progressive passes to who? Hes been releasing them to Palmer and Gusto all season He doesnt set tempo? Thats cap man, maybe we got…

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@CFCNoni

3 months

NUFC fans using “DinoCFC” as their source of winning the argument. He thinks Harvey Vale is better than Cole Palmer

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@DinoCFC

3 months

As much as I hate Bruno G he’s better than Enzo let’s be honest. Not that deep to say

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@CFCNoni

28 days

Why are Real not signing “experience”? We had to leave some Chelsea fans in 2023 man.

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@MadridXtra

28 days

🚨💣 JUST IN: Real Madrid wants to close the signings of Yoro and Mastantuono as soon as possible. @jfelixdiaz

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@CFCNoni

25 days

Look when Rice has to cover the same amount of ground Caicedo has to cover every week

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@CFCNoni

1 month

We deadass watched him in the first 3 games of the season dominate midfields with ease before the fat man changed his position

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@cfcire

1 month

Enzo Fernández vs El Salvador 45 minutes played.

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@CFCNoni

4 months

United went from 6 points behind City to 3 points above Chelsea in 2 weeks

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@CFCNoni

3 months

@UtdEIIis On what planet? Can’t be on Earth

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@CFCNoni

9 months

@nocontextfm1 Fining my player who never plays 2 wks of wages after we get smashed

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@CFCNoni

9 days

If Mudryk doesn’t stay in that position Foden cutback goal they’ll blame him.

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@b3nmatth3w

9 days

Mudryk at LW, same position where Bernardo is and where Gallagher was, the difference is City changed the attacking plan and scored from it. Why is Mudryk being scape goated for the goal?

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@CFCNoni

3 months

Enzo Fernandez last season against a better United side

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@AtomicCFC

3 months

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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@CFCNoni

3 months

Mudryk discourse is hella funny because this striker performance under Potter was probably better than all his performances under Pochettino.

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@CFCNoni

19 days

He thinks Lavia is going to fix the distances between the dm and other midfielders

TheSecretScout

@TheSecretScout_

19 days

On build up yes! He’s excellent

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@CFCNoni

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@osowxvyy You’re a black GK

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@CFCNoni

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@CFCAstrid_ @CFCMod_ Who actually gave her a platform

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@CFCNoni

4 months

Werner revisionism because he had goals in the Bundesliga no thanks

Alexis’ Kavkas View 🇦🇿🇬🇪

@AlexisIsKavkas

4 months

Nicolas Jackson 🇪🇸 48 Games - 13 Goals 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 20 Games - 8 Goals Timo Werner -> 20-24 years 🇩🇪 159 Games - 95 Goals Let’s not pretend Werner was a bum. It might have not worked at Chelsea but Timo had NUMBERS prior. Timo > Jackson

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@CFCNoni

2 months

Level headed Pool fan?

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@ShaunlfcT

2 months

@DinoCFC Mudryk & Madueke we’re highly thought of when you signed them tbf, especially Mudryk everybody thought after he’s debut he was gunna be a superstar. A top manager would get the best out of them

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@CFCNoni

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@iamcobbina @davina_thfc

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@CFCNoni

1 month

Poch has built his team around these two XL Bully’s

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@CFCNoni

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Certain man need to get off their phones and touch grass

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@NafeCheIs

10 days

Hood up indoors…

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@CFCNoni

3 months

Kepa didn’t contribute to the European trophies that was all our midfield and defence. I could play in goal and there would be no difference

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@CFCNoni

2 months

He’s supposed to win PL’s and UCL’s with Brighton?

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@FutbolCheIsea

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@CFCNoni

3 months

Hilarious how Caicedo locked our whole midfield by himself this game. Top 3 DM games I’ve watched in the last year

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@CFCNoni

2 months

This is more than a trophy

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@CFCNoni

3 months

What with guys at bars and bad takes?

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@CFCNoni

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Pochettino is going to make try play end to end football with United

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@CFCNoni

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“Experience” vs Prospect

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@CFCNoni

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Mainoo bypassed in transition

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@CFCNoni

2 months

Guys actually didn’t like him. Please stay on that side

Pys

@CFCPys

2 months

Axel Disasi: “We’ll do everything to win” ( @Carabao_Cup ) #CFC

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@CFCNoni

24 days

I have never seen a scenario where multiple journalists come after a player for showing passion against the opponents

Harry Symeou

@HarrySymeou

25 days

Enzo Fernandez going after Mason Mount verbally. For what? I suppose if you cost over £100m, offer the team very little & have been ok at best you probably need to do something to get the fans on side 🤷🏻‍♂️

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@CFCNoni

2 months

Imagine Kante looking back and seeing Rice get praised and called best itw for this when this was his bread just to get compared to bums

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@hak1pr

2 months

how is this physically possible

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@CFCNoni

21 days

Ofc the only mentally challenged person on the app can understand him

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@CFCNoni

22 days

They talked on RDZ but their manager served up this nonsense

The xG Philosophy

@xGPhilosophy

22 days

Sheffield Utd (1.53) 2-2 (0.44) Chelsea

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@CFCNoni

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@cheekinho It’s when the CBs have the ball that’s what I’m comparing. Gallagher avi with low comprehension what do I expect

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@CFCNoni

1 month

United fans crying in my quotes. Lavia was dominating title midfields by ourselves plus we’re 6’1 now

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@CFCNoni

2 months

“Pochettino system”. I’m crying 😭😭😭😭

Chels HQ

@Chels_HQ

2 months

Mauricio Pochettino and his backroom staff believe Mykhailo Mudryk doesn’t have the football brain needed to thrive in his system, while there are also question marks over his end product and ability to combine the play. ( @footyinsider247 )