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Of course this is all happening in your head, but why should that mean it isn't real?

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@FuckOffChizzy
Dr. Jink
9 months
Spaniards really struggle with black super stars
@theMadridZone
Madrid Zone
9 months
Iker Muniain did not like Jude Bellingham's celebration... 🤨
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“Football didn’t fall off, you’re just a nostalgia merchant” This advert isn’t even possible today, who would you even use? (Nike Athletes) Look at how many worldies were left out.
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9 months
@31Juno Ask Spanish people not me
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6 months
Mbappe’s equaliser might be the craziest goal in football history. The entire world stopped.
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6 months
They’re saying Chelsea spent £900m to have only 2 more wins than Luton Town Football Club
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11 months
You’re a fucking cuck, two man are spit roasting your wife right in front of you and you’re here on the sidelines begging the one with the Manc accent to cum before the other. Waste man.
@WestHam_Central
West Ham (C)entral 🏆
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Ah fak off
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1 year
ManCity weren’t even good. DDG threw this away 😭😭😭
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9 months
They called Mudryk Ukraine Bolt I can’t believe this 😭😭😭😭😭
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Dr. Jink
11 months
What kind of exchange rate is this zkksmdmdmdmdmdkds
@diced_gold
egó oyibo
11 months
“Come in a short dress” but if I tell you to pull up in an amg, na problem.
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5 months
This why them online in laws are always angry, they never have or ever will experience this.
@cxhdailys
nicolee ❀ | BOY BYE X IYH
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oh my 😧
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5 months
“Ice Ebe” Twitter insists football hasn’t fallen off but simultaneously doesn’t rate a single player currently top of the PL.
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9 months
They told him he owes £120k and he cut the lights, real Yoruba man
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11 months
@aliladiere Bruv. I haven’t even seen one tweet about a replacement
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@JaYunnaMonae
𝐁𝐈𝐆 𝐌𝐎 …
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I love MEN who just do... No dream selling... No talking... JUST DO!
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11 months
Fans of clubs that paid circa 100m 〰️ for Anthony Darwin Nunez & Mudryk are trying to to talk on Rice fee.
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Dr. Jink
9 months
“Holding had no effect on Arsenal”
@AliquamScripto
Marrotti
9 months
Ending a game with your 5th and 6th choice CB away, against one of the best teams in the league is so funny. Arsenal fans cheered Maguire’s sub more than their own 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Dr. Jink
1 year
Farda Alphonso gonna interrupt the analysis to tell us how him and Kyle Walker caught an STD from the same babe.
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Hashim
1 year
Get the apes on tape guys to do MOTD
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Dr. Jink
6 months
Best overhead kick ever is Bale vs Liverpool then Ronaldo vs Juve. I’m putting Garnacho 3rd on that list. Unbelievable finish.
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Dr. Jink
6 months
Every time I see two women in a car I keep expecting that alien baby to show up. Twitter has fried my brain.
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cinesthetic.
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Sydney Sweeney photographed by Kaylee McGregor via Instagram
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8 months
Starting unemployed with no qualifications - the right to play.
@FootballManager
Football Manager
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Fill in the blank... The first team I'm managing on #FM24 is ______________
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11 months
Me saying “pls” with my eyes
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Dr. Jink
11 months
I’ve got no problem with Grealish and I hope he enjoys but the way a black player will never be allowed to move like this and get away with it let alone be celebrated for it irks me. I don’t care for any contrary opinions. Thanks 👍🏿
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9 months
@Gabby_D_Daddy @Vectoryoko @Ic3Evaa Trust a Nigerian to defend racists…
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Dr. Jink
5 months
I can’t lie football twitter fully responsible for that goal. He 10000% saw the memes. That celebration was not normal!
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Dr. Jink
6 months
Just give someone outside Kings Cross £50 to suck it, what’s wrong with you bruddas. Follow me for more financial advice.
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9 months
@Gerald_yea @31Juno What they would make monkey noises at him and say he provoked them?
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1 year
@Ebe4Eva Just jumped in a car, do not move from your current location.
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Dr. Jink
11 months
Not a drop of testosterone in your body
@jasebyjason
Jason Okundaye
11 months
I won’t pretend it’s not sad to see Tyrique’s heart breaking but men need to understand that how they behave in those early stages isn’t suddenly cancelled out by exclusivity and can and will come back to bite 🤷🏿‍♂️ #LoveIsland
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When they tell you the fine is in Pounds not Naira.
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What's the biggest "F*ck it, we're Man United" moment there is?
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9 months
@CasaDupre “Given what you know now, would you have approved this signing?”
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9 months
Why does this GIF look like Act I of a Guy Ritchie movie.
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Dr. Jink
11 months
@ClockEndDev LOOOOOOOOOL
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Dr. Jink
6 months
Do you know how mad it is that you’re gonna be an answer to an exam question about genocide ffs
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Rishi Sunak
6 months
We will remember them. Today, and always.
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Dr. Jink
1 year
Insane that people feel sorry for him. He got his whole family to dance around in Chelsea shirts when he thought this move would work out. It didn’t and now he wants pity. At least Mudryk had the courtesy to refuse to smile in any of his Chelsea photoshoots.
@ArsenalHarmoni
Arsenal Harmony ⚡
1 year
You can feel his pain. Damn 🤯
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Dr. Jink
1 year
$100m to a Ukrainian asset and you think the Yanks and Zelensky weren’t involved? Come on man, you guys can be so naive sometimes. Arsenal didn’t stand a chance.
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Dr. Jink
6 months
LOOOOL
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10 months
No messing about. Trossard upfront against Forrest. Safe.
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Dr. Jink
6 months
Eddie Howe and this fucktard are CLOWNS. Ain’t nice when it fucks you over is it? Fucking idiots
@SkySportsNews
Sky Sports News
6 months
"If I hear one more person say it doesn't re-referee a game, I will explode mate!" 🤯 Ange Postecoglou says VAR should only be used for clear and obvious errors ❌
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Dr. Jink
1 year
Madrid are getting cooked. That Vini breakaway leading to a goal is gonna hit like crack.
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Dr. Jink
6 months
@CleanRas You missed moment??? That’s so crazy, but I fully don’t blame you brother
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6 months
Bro blew the mudryk money
@TheInsiderPaper
Insider Paper
6 months
NEW - Zelensky looking for money on credit: “If you can't give us some financial support, okay please give us credit and we will give you back money.”
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11 months
You left him because you started making more money than him and your base instincts kicked in and that’s okay. I don’t know why people are so dishonest about this stuff. 🤣🤣🤣
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@AaronJoeyy Man is watching me and Gordz come in, I’ve had enough
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@DKM44_ Lmao my head was gone
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1 year
LOOOOOOOOOL WHY ARE YOU RUNNING????
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5 months
Gary Neville and Carra struggling to contain their frustration 😭😭😭
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Dr. Jink
6 months
Remember what Argentina is and who they represent. You lot celebrate these nasty people.
@BarcaWorldwide
Barça Worldwide
6 months
🗣️ Sergio Aguero: “Vinicius and Rodrygo say a lot of things to mock other players mid game, no one talks about that, but once you say anything back at them, the world knows what will happen to that player.”
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8 months
I’ve listened to enough pros talk, including Rashford to be very confident that even they have no fucking clue what you tacticos be talking about. Instinct and talent.
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Dr. Jink
1 year
Whatever happens, it was worth it #NewProfiIePic
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Dr. Jink
9 months
@Gabby_D_Daddy @Vectoryoko @Ic3Evaa I didn’t run out of reasonable points, I insulted you because of your evident inability to pick up a reasonable point.
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@Ic3Evaa It’s tickling your tonsils bro
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Dr. Jink
10 months
How are you getting ratio’d on your first day on earth.
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Dr. Jink
6 months
Normal GFs smash up our PlayStations. @iamcobbina ’s GF:
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Dr. Jink
1 year
All jokes aside, like genuinely no agenda, how can you say ManUtd aren’t part of this title race? If you’re 2 bad results from topping the table you are in the title race. Let’s not play games.
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Dr. Jink
10 months
Bishop to Chizzy FC here we go confirmed!!! Paper worked signed on all sides, personal terms never a problem. Totally convinced by project. Further medical checks this week but done deal and will join up with the squad immediately. Exciting signing for the fans. 🐾🐶
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Dr. Jink
8 months
Just opened the avi, I understand what he went through.
@abbywithyou_
Abs. 🇳🇬
8 months
I love you on the first link is crazy 😭😭😭
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5 months
When it happens this often it’s not a mistake. Which one is your favourite?
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10 months
Ragnick tried to destroy ManUtd, he needed more time man. They almost sold Splashford
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Dr. Jink
1 year
This is astounding lack of self awareness
@Nigel_Farage
Nigel Farage
1 year
Gary Lineker has been spreading hate and should apologise. ➡️
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Dr. Jink
5 months
Man Red don’t rate him cos they’re not sexually attracted to him.
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Howwwwww? 🤯
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1 year
Arsenal were competing with a poor ManCity side apparently. I beg they fuck off. Arsenal tax is a mental illness.
Wait. City can do treble and 3peat this year alone? Nah that is mad
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Dr. Jink
1 year
Nah listen to the sound of the net please 🤩🤩🤩
Stamford bridge celebration’s especially at night at the hut are insane aesthetics as the away team
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6 months
Doku stinker, Sterling goal. Pep gonna remember why he’s racist.
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Dr. Jink
9 months
The documentary is coming, it was pretty obvious.
@centregoals
CentreGoals.
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🚨| Louis van Gaal: “There was a deliberate intention to make Lionel Messi the World Cup champion.”
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9 months
My son, with whom I am well pleased.
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Dr. Jink
1 year
They had Mudryk up in a room asking him, do you love your country dnkdkdkdkd. Arsenal being top of the league meant nothing.
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Dr. Jink
9 months
If this happened in FM the computer is getting locked off
@Gideoomatic
🔗
9 months
The control
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Dr. Jink
6 months
I know this is supposed to be funny (it is) but honestly that woman is unfathomably evil - I couldn’t even laugh.
@munyachawawa
Munya Chawawa
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Day in the Life with Suella Braverman ✌🏽👅 #SuellaBraverman
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Dr. Jink
1 year
Edu clearly has no negotiating ability. The record is public, if you can only close deals where the selling club are happy to sell or you had no competition you are not a salesman you are the admin guy. Name me one deal Edu has done for where the club didn’t wanna sell.
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Dr. Jink
11 months
No article no quotes - just a graphic. There’s a serious education problem in the west.
@XO4lyfe__
PURPLE 💜 PRINCESS 👸🏾
11 months
Yall see this⁉️
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Dr. Jink
9 months
ManUtd fans begging us to be humble now that we are superior to them.
@Ic3Evaa
2 Cold Scorpio
9 months
Since Arteta came in, as a fanbase they've become next level pretentious and just all around condescending as fuck.
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Dr. Jink
9 months
You’re lucky enough to get an Arsenal ticket and what do you do? Leave with 15 mins to go. Sure the players loved seeing people stream out.
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Dr. Jink
9 months
Can’t wait for women football casuals to needlessly draw comparisons with the men…
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Dr. Jink
9 months
This has me nostalgic for an era I wasn’t even alive for
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Dr. Jink
5 months
Yeah the memes were keeping him awake at night
@rax_ex
sancho’s wife x
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LOOK AT HOJLUND CRYING 😭 NO SOMEONE HOLD ME BACK I LOVE HIM
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Dr. Jink
6 months
Money deffo makes everything better, ignore them man dere.
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Dr. Jink
10 months
Bare nasty stuff about, gotta make sure he stays safe.
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Dr. Jink
7 months
Okay
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Dr. Jink
5 months
Because soft Arsenal aren’t allowed to tackle, they only get tackled
@BodegaaCat
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Dumb foul but G Jesus is right. That’s his first foul how is it a yellow
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Dr. Jink
1 year
“Admits” like it’s a crime. 😭😭😭. Women get rejected and start writing think pieces. Instead of you to just move on like everyone else you’re calling the men you desperately want predators 😭😭
@thecindynoir
Cindy Noir✨
1 year
Anytime a male admits to not wanting Women his age and his reasoning being b/c she’s had “too many life experiences” I know he’s a predator. Why don’t you want someone with the same amount of life experience as you…? Quickly!!!
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Dr. Jink
5 months
@respawnedtarga1 To emphasise his use to society as these yobs attack him for (likely) thinking he is the total opposite.
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Dr. Jink
11 months
Feel like I tweet this everyday but women don’t want honesty even if they think they do 😭
@TamiOriade
TO
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It’s hilarious because Tyrique has been nothing but honest with her
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Dr. Jink
6 months
Mr Beast just proving charities and governments just steal.
@vidsthatgohard
vids that go hard
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mrbeast just built a 100 wells in Africa🙌
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Dr. Jink
1 year
When is the pre-order date?
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@Will_Overgard
Will Overgard
1 year
My request to you all: please don't support Hogwarts Legacy
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Dr. Jink
1 year
Genuinely one of the most insane collection of different misunderstandings of offside I have ever seen in this thread. Absolute state. There’s a fella in there saying Saka (who won the ball) is offside as well. Please please please learn the game.
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@StaceDiva
Stace
6 months
Fellas, y’all don’t offer to pay for a woman’s groceries when y’all flirt with them at the grocery store ? 🤔😒
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10 months
Whoa
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Dr. Jink
9 months
Another thing that’s really frustrating about women’s football coverage is that it’s always spoken about as a bigger picture. Not enough sporting or tactical analysis, it’s so patronising. It’s why there’s this subconscious dismissal of it as a serious sport.
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Dr. Jink
5 months
Who told him I didn’t eat egg today?
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Dr. Jink
9 months
It’s an unconscious pseudonym given to players they don’t like the aesthetic of. 👍🏿 If Martinelli shook his hips a bit more during his 15 league goals for Arsenal last season they’d be linking him with Madrid.
@Bd_irB_ll
Bd@irB@ll
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How do the players who constantly get goals and assists have bad decision making but the guys that don't have good decision making?? What decisions are they making that don't result in goals??
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10 months
Favourite Arsenal goal?
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Dr. Jink
6 months
The application of VAR in England is a genuine disgrace, it's so frustrating to watch it applied so well in Europe.
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Dr. Jink
9 months
Fella in the middle? That’s Will, we call him the fixer, he can get anything you want - we don’t even pay him we just give him ice cream everyday 09:30 pronto. Stole me a helicopter for extra sprinkles once.
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Dr. Jink
5 months
Slander for what tho. Literally one of our best players 🤣🤣
@BodegaaCat
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I had a nasty Odegaard slander sesh ready for tonight 🤧
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Dr. Jink
9 months
THEN MIK ARTETA LOOKED ME IN THE EYE….
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Dr. Jink
1 year
Good morning to all the good women out there
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@hlo_again
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Looked so cute on campus!
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Dr. Jink
6 months
I think I finally understand what women were going through watching that man chop wood. This is more than conventional attraction - these are deep seated instincts being woken up.
@Otisbilly_
UNCLE JAY⚡️
6 months
Why is she looking at the camera that way.
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