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@JayAndreas___

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At the end of the day. The day gotta end!
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Your card declining when you know you have money is a very funny experience
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Unlearn it
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Nobody gonna beat your ass for loving your girl bro, enjoy ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Nah look at Davide ๐Ÿ˜‚
@jordanparkererb
Jordan Erb
2 years
Ekin Su, of Love Island s8 fame, debuting her @ohpolly line tonight at NYFW #nyfw #NYFW #loveisland #ekinsu #NewYorkFashionWeek #ohpolly
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Getting blocked by association is so funny
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Job shaming rubs me the wrong way. No matter the job. People are trying their best
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Youโ€™re so rich. If 3k leaves my account I leave this earth with it
@respawnedtarga1
respawnedtargaryen
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3k just left my account, when is april payday?
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@JayAndreas___
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2 months
You lot that are saying he dodged a bullet are killing me. What bullet? Man got hit with a bazooka in front of thousands
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This year was all about survival pls. I didnโ€™t die so we move
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Nah man. How can Usher sound even better here
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@JayAndreas___
Jay
9 months
Dndkndkdkdkdkd yo he said bring me silverware today
@footballdaily
Football Daily
9 months
๐Ÿšจ| Harry Kane has been pushing to START for Bayern tomorrow in the DFL-Supercup final against RB Leipzig. ๐Ÿ† [via @Plettigoal ].
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@JayAndreas___
Jay
10 months
Bro you lived in the same city
@afcstuff
afcstuff
10 months
Jorginho on Xhaka recommending him restaurants when he first joined: โ€œWhen I first came, I didnโ€™t know where to go. I was like, โ€˜Where should I go?โ€™, then he sent me to a place & he even paid for the dinner - thank you very much my friend!โ€ [Arsenal YouTube] #afc
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Omds, uncles โ€œfuck offโ€ was laced with stress.
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Summer Walker is really something
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When youโ€™re driving home from the date and you see her tweeting โ€œnever againโ€ after dropping her home
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White person to white person โ€œDid you see any racismโ€ ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Iโ€™m fucking crying
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So you mean to tell me you guys have everything planned but are still late? God
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She was stabbing her late moms picture too? Yeah man send her rikers today.
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Covid started in 2019 and we are legit couple weeks away from entering 2022. What kind of robbery is this man
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Ghana at the Tokyo Olympics. 1964 dropping that wavey Kente for dem ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ญโค๏ธ
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I hear it. Free him!! ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿพ
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@JayAndreas___
Jay
6 months
In front of the hoes? He is finished
@boogiesgp
oso
6 months
this what happens when you get round the hoes and start thinking youโ€™re evan bourne
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@JayAndreas___
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2 months
My eyes are actually not working. wtf did my man just do
@urfreshtv_sport
urfreshtvsport
2 months
WHAT ๐Ÿคฏ 17-year-old Birmingham City player Romelle Donovan
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No calm guy wants someone dramatic. Let this rubbish go
@hashjenni
Jenni
2 years
A calm boyfriend ๐Ÿค a dramatic girlfriend go so well together ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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I am screaming, this Brudda is still gone, he just saw babe and ran with it
@niacerise
N I A - C E R I S E
2 years
This is still wild to me ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ฉ Friday night evangelism is so fun!
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@JayAndreas___
Jay
2 months
Out of all the angles Iโ€™ve seen today. This is the worst one. God
@jeffwellz
Weffrey Jellington
2 months
Nah bro maybe it wasnโ€™t staged
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Chilling with the mandem and your babe comes home after listening to summer Walker on her journey home
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Direct Debits this morning came into my account boldly and took what they wanted
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Dndkndkdndkdkd this is real crud talk
@MadridXtra
Madrid Xtra
18 days
๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ Fede Valverde: โ€œThey obviously played better football than us, but we're Real Madrid.โ€
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Me and the mandem with Mrs Gates
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@JayAndreas___
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2 months
Lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
@JayAndreas___
Jay
2 months
EE just reduced my bill by 15 quid and are giving me a new phone and I donโ€™t have to hand this one back ๐Ÿง
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See if this was in London the whole venue would have started to shake
@linkuptv
Link Up TV
2 years
๐Ÿฅƒ๐ŸŠ @skillibeng performing at @Drake โ€™s birthday party out in Miami
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@JayAndreas___
Jay
10 months
If Ty sees this. His villain arc is going to be generational let me tell you
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This co sign is like Messi telling you youโ€™re wavey
@SouthDallasFood
South Dallas Foodie
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This is the most gorgeous wellie Iโ€™ve ever seen and this kid is like, twelve.
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@JayAndreas___
Jay
3 months
LMAOOOOOOOOO man said โ€œfuck this experiment I need to know if you can see it from the frontโ€ ๐Ÿ˜‚
@strongblacklead
Strong Black Lead
3 months
so loveโ€ฆisnโ€™t so blind for Clay Love is Blind is now streaming with new episodes dropping weekly!
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So cuz he left you, you decided to go gym and get sexy again? Women can actually kill uno
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Day Parties man >>>> you get home good time, get enough rest too for the following morning man
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@JayAndreas___
Jay
4 months
Next time people tell you to move out of London show them the replies to this
@lmdbabyx
๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธLmtw marley ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡จ
4 months
Essex and Kent better be diverse enough when I decide to buy a house.
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@JayAndreas___
Jay
2 months
Heโ€™s doing it mid air, do you know how insane this level of skill is ๐Ÿ˜‚
@D_Swirls
Still Seventeen
2 months
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Calm. Now what about Belly Mujinga
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Just started this home workout, got my AirPods in and I was hearing some loud noises. So confused I took them out and clocked it was my breathing. Yo Iโ€™m finished
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@JayAndreas___
Jay
4 months
Hold up, sheโ€™s done what?
@LoveIsland
Love Island
4 months
Kaz is over her single girl era ready to find her Mr Valentine ๐Ÿ’˜ #LoveIsland
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Salt Bae will never see me and I am completely okay with that
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Everyone got vex when Not3s flicked the camera ๐Ÿ˜‚
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She must be 10/10
@myles_morris
Maurice ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ง
1 year
Astrology is proper interesting..
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Donโ€™t get it twisted. Indiyah is 100% rattled but sheโ€™s handled it like a G. A lot better than Dami. Steam was coming out of his ears
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Pls insta. I only wanna see people on my feed that I follow. Please
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I know she a good woman with excellent vibes
@RoyIsThaTruth
King Roy
1 month
Definition of SHE FOR THE STREETS ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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Bare man pretend to be savage and cold hearted. Itโ€™s okay bro, you can miss her ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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Nah, itโ€™s actually so mad how work snitches will snake you and then smile in your face at work. You canโ€™t even slap them Omds
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You guys are soooo cool
@diketsocm
Diketso ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฆ
3 years
Confirming a meet up doesn't mean I'm coming ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜‘
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Being black itโ€™s mad uno.
@balleralert
Baller Alert ๐Ÿšจ
1 year
Did she say he was yelling???? It's good he recorded.
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Man. I used to wear these with jeans
@YOUNGTERPRISE
๐Ÿ“End of project party๐ŸŽ‰- 28/07/19
3 years
Why was it ALWAYS these total 90โ€™s ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
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@lxrissv Clean up Una. They leave that shit exactly how they left it
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Brioche buns for burgers >>
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@JayAndreas___
Jay
7 months
Pogba and Mesut were getting rushed every week but this Brudda
@ESPNUK
ESPN UK
7 months
Enzo Fernandez has only registered one win against a current Premier League side since Chelsea signed him for ยฃ106m. It came against Bournemouth in May ๐Ÿ˜ฒ
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Btw. Arsenal fan tv was never the problem. Them man are still doing episodes after every game. Difference is we winning. Lol
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Uk niggas after seeing the bill and realising theyโ€™ve gone over their bad b budget
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@JayAndreas___
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7 months
Rah swear? Let me save my money then. Was gonna get one tomorrow
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Women donโ€™t even wanna forgive anymore. Any little thing and itโ€™s โ€œbyeโ€ smh
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Bruv. Shouldnโ€™t it be Friday today?
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I donโ€™t get it. Why does Turkish bread slap so hard?
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@JayAndreas___
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Every man has been at this stage. Dw itโ€™s the coping mechanism ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
@champagnecoc_o
Corinne
10 months
@LoveIsland Lol Ty is really back in the streets look at how happy he is๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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Iโ€™m even scared of smelling
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@JayAndreas___
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10 months
You lot that work from home. I know your steps are not above 50
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Women always hate the pics we love of them. Itโ€™s actually so funny. All the pics we take/have of them they HATE more time ๐Ÿ˜‚
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@JayAndreas___
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3 months
โ€œI hear youโ€ is the best reply for almost anything
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Chai. I thought Jayda Wayda was one person this whole time looooooooool.
@oseee_xoxo
๐Ÿฆ„KNSG
1 year
Sorry this TikTok beef between Jayda & wayda is killing me ๐Ÿ˜ญ me I just want their skin care routines
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Women fart in their sleep like crazy as well. Canโ€™t tell them this too much though. They so dramatic theyโ€™ll say they wonโ€™t sleep at your house ever again
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The jokes Iโ€™m seeing are taking me out, I ainโ€™t making any though. But Iโ€™ll laugh at you lots one. Be safe and that
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@JayAndreas___
Jay
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Window caps look so good on women
@StreetFashion01
Outlander Magazine
11 months
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Iโ€™ve watched this about 25x now and every time I watch it, I get gassed
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Did my guy do a wheelie as he drove off?
@loveandhiphop
Love & Hip Hop
3 years
Safaree is left speechless when Erica reveals baby number 2 is on the way. ๐Ÿ˜ฑ How would you feel if your partner reacted how he did? #LHHATL
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Wait, where they wearing this to?
@brfootball
B/R Football
2 years
Another Nigeria home kit added to the collection ๐Ÿ’ฅ
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Iโ€™ve clocked. Women arenโ€™t good at ironing uno
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You guys x
@jodiedidthat
soca baby!
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Women have periods, childbirth and menopause, what do men get?
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That first pic almost had me
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Nah but jokes aside. People arenโ€™t bad vibes for not wanting you to smoke indoors. Itโ€™s actually illegal ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Indiyah is a super bad b. Bro. That energy was insane
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Look how happy mandem are without women around. God
@LoveIsland
Love Island
2 years
Brb playing this game immediately #LoveIsland #UnseenBits
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How can you not just have a platonic relationship with the opposite sex though? Whatโ€™s wrong with you
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Youโ€™re the funniest until youโ€™re her boyfriend
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@JayAndreas___
Jay
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You buy 1 item from a company and they wonโ€™t stop emailing you everyday till you die
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You lot think sheโ€™s nicer than Indiyah? Boy. Not even close my G
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Billy was never interested btw. He just wanted a lil suttin after seeing the splits
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Nah this buying fake stuff is sad because it just means you are desperate to flex :(
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@JayAndreas___
Jay
2 months
These scammers got me like this
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When you been avoiding shawty all night and then make eye contact at the end of the motive
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@JayAndreas___
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3 months
Now a days when Iโ€™m getting off the train, I directly walk into people who are trying to get on before Iโ€™ve gotten off. Idiots
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Wait Andrew apparently ate Cocoโ€™s punani? Is he the Villa muncher or what? Wth brev
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Dami is vex cuz he couldnโ€™t believe Indiyah would come back with someone. Man thought she was gonna be hung up on him. Donโ€™t you know London babes will ki11 you
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Wait. Indiyah just asked for a kiss in bed and Ikenna playing hard to get? I can fall down and die rn
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Why do mandem never Go hospital? Why do we just push everything to the side ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Bro. Kante was instrumental in Leicester winning pl. then Chelsea winning pl, then Chelsea winning cl, also grabbed the World Cup to go along with the others. Bro. He did all this in what? 5 years?
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Indiyah to Dami when she also walked in with someone
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โ€œIf you slept with him you would have told meโ€ looool mandem please wake up and smell the coffee
@Comanda_x
manda ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ญ
3 years
Not Deborah cheating back?! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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โ€œDm for priceโ€ you can get lost
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That Head push back and the look on her face. She was ready to lips right then and there. God Ikenna why you doing this to me bro
@esPion_naij
eSPiOn_Naij
2 years
@ikenna_ek ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Šthis was so cuutte
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