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brendan aka señor spooks

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2 years

mario would be disgusted by our society

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5 months

what procedure are you getting done at the vintage dentist

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3 months

NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON (amused chuckling): in actual fact, most boys would be incapable of entering Jupiter's atmosphere. And were you to try (chuckles again) let's just there would be no need tk get more stupider

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9 months

there are days when lunch happens and lunches when months happen

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11 months

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3 years

do not ever shoot me directly in the head with a rail gun at point blank range. huge red flag for me

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5 months

@hum_dunkin can't stop won't stop these texts were just fuel for the fire baby

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1 year

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2 years

emailing my boss to let to let him know my love language is words of affirmation

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8 years

(whispered, solemnly) i will

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2 years

jom anderson's story about meeting vangelis remains an all-timer

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3 years

behind the ship that's blocking the suez canal & absolutely laying on the horn

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2 years

this facility uses our most goated smelting process

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2 years

he posts a cheeky tweet he posts a normal tweet he posts a dinner tweet he posts a a birding tweets he posts a tweet that reminds of the good times he posts a twee t that reminds him of the good tweets!!!!

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2 years

I keep a close watch on the types of guys I keep my browser open all the time I sent out DMs hoping for replies because you're mine I am online

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3 years

red bull at night, gamer's delight red bull at morning...gamers, good morning

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2 years

so is there a DUCHESS Nukem?

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2 years

welcome to pizza citadel. the council is still deliberating your order

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2 years

had a funny dream where I showed up to an airport bar and there were 5 saxophonists there with their saxophones and I had a saxophone too. and it was really crowded and we were trying to order drinks and find places to put our saxophones and everyone was getting pissed off at us

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2 years

breakfast club. yes it's a movie. but it should also be a sandwich

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2 years

people who say "you snooze you lose" have obviously never had a good snooze!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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@carrotadventure

3 years

now here is an image we can all get excited about! bunch of onions on top of the corolla!!!!

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5 months

@mylessauer 100% lol

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2 years

what's everyone's favourite high school lab equipment. mine is bunsen burner and eye wash fountain

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11 months

They're taking my white ass to Isengard

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9 months

@TH0MASBAHAMA

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5 months

congratulations lethbridge on your commodore 64 loading screen ass flag. sincere tweet i'm actually pretty jealous

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5 months

Lethbridge, Canada probably has one of the worst flags I've ever seen.

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2 years

(robert smith from the cure voice) monday I'm a normal guy tuesday wednesday normal guy thursdays I'm a normal guy friday, normal guy

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6 months

whenever luke skywalker goes "my father didn't fight in the clone wars, he was a navigator on a spice freighter" I think to myself damn. now that's a gig

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1 year

cardinal, chickadee, northern flicker, osprey great blue heron, barn owl!!! mourning dove, assorted fowl!!!!! we didn't start the fire

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2 years

we need to bring back the coconut bra

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2 years

now here is an image we can all get behind...couple of slurpees on top of an apartment mailbox!!!!!!!!!

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2 years

basket ball is back.....

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3 years

in the friends/frasier super smash bros game one of the characters you can unlock is will & grace and you play them both as one like Ice Climbers

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3 years

cheeky midair shot of the famous alberts badlands, as taken from the famous airplane "boeing 737"

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2 years

I have a great april fools prank planned for my landlord tomorrow involving my rent cheque

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2 years

umm I actually LIKE leaving an open flame unattended?

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1 year

the special font is so good - "that's right folks...that famous virus we all know"

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2 years

oh the weather outside is outside and the fire inside is inside and since we're all normal guys, normal guys normal guys normal guys

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2 years

too many people more interested in connecting to Wifi than catching their Wife's Eye...

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3 years

going on a beer run

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5 months

today a lady was like merry christmas and I was like thanks you too...and then she goes "eat lots of turkey" and I didn't really know what to say so I just said "I'll do my best"

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2 years

crow got a big ass pizza crust outta the garbage!!!!!!! hell ya you got it dude!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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2 years

when it comes to food what can possibly beat the famous Pizza

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2 years

they should make like a religious smash bros

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3 years

the coconut. just an unbelievable thing when you think about it. nature's delicious, furry little bowling ball. you just love to see it folks

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2 years

dream blunt rotation

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@carrotadventure

3 years

Learning about the famous online chess player "Lenny_Bongcloud"

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3 years

try to live in thunder bay at some point in your 20s

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2 years

the grinch is back......and he's horny!!!!!!!!!!!

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2 years

IT DOESN'T TAKE A LOT TO ACT LIKE A NORMAL DUDE THAT'S SOMETHING THAT A NORMAL FRIENDLY GUY SHOULD ALWAYS DO I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA

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2 years

a modern airport would, you guessed it, delight a medieval peasant

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2 years

the only "online dating" i'm interested in!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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3 years

going to build-a-bear with the boys. and we're fuckin loaded

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1 year

farming HP by hanging out at home eating stuff

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1 year

banished to a distant-ass province

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2 years

BATMAN: you're not going to post your way out of this one, the poster!!!! THE POSTER: go fuck yourself bat man!!!!!!!!!!!

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2 years

fired from my job as a news anchor for reporting on a horrible murder close to halloween and saying whoa pretty spooky...

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11 months

women want him, numbers fear him

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5 months

@yaoibunga my thoughts exactly thank you for the encouragement 🙏

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1 year

microbiologist posting "might of chondria" and getting 8-12 likes

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3 years

they should make 737s in the original imac colours. and they should also be see-through

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2 years

(sung like girls on film) birds outside

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2 years

(whispering to date in movie theatre when chappie comes onscreen) chappie is goated

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2 years

we all have that one homie with the wack hitbox

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2 years

there should be a noam chomsky video game

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2 years

sometimes I actually can't believe how good some of the songs I like are

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5 months

they should make a beer that kills you

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1 year

you gotta hear this new dj....hmm what style eh..well I guess you could call it

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6 months

@mattybtweets69 they should make a 2nd half of this video where it zooms in on an alien babe at the end

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brendan aka señor spooks

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2 years

SCIENTIST: (looking through microscope) getting corona vibes from this virus

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7 months

climbing into bed and putting this on

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brendan aka señor spooks

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3 years

thinking about the time I worked at an office and a few of us were standing by the water cooler (classic) and this one guy with like zero personality comes up to fill up his water bottle and has to make small talk (also classic) and so after a brief pause he goes "water time"

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@carrotadventure

2 years

gatorade should release a pilsner and make it the most crisp and refreshing pilsner yet

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@carrotadventure

1 year

@witnessborne move over baby shoes never worn theres a new sad short story in town baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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@carrotadventure

3 years

the brendan identity (PG-13) - an unidentified man is nursed back to health by strangers. once awake he begins his quest to remember his favourite type of Beer

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1 year

B is for vegetarian plate B at the schwarma place R is for Rendering some .wav files E is for Enjoying everybody's Posts N is for Never give up D is for Dan Dan Noodles A is for Anticipating the most memorable moments N is for Now that's what I'm talking about!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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1 year

probably fine 👍

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brendan aka señor spooks

@carrotadventure

3 years

great car and great chicken and a great photo overall that's what I say!!!

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1 year

you absolutely love to see it

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2 years

👍

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2 years

the government is introducing a new type of ghoul for halloween this year

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2 years

roses are red violets are flora 1994 toyota corolla

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2 years

bit of a bunny rabbit situation developing in the front yard

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@carrotadventure

3 years

I'm on the cover of an animorphs book where I turn into a beer

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@carrotadventure

3 years

oceans fourteen. starring: - mr. bean - austin powers - frasier - solid snake - master chief - columbo - macho man randy savage - waluigi - george clooney - brad pitt - & the rest

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3 years

@debdrens I really enjoyed "the bearable aightness of being" also as forced engagement tweets go this is really good

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3 months

did you know 👇

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brendan aka señor spooks

@carrotadventure

2 years

nice oils. too bad they're non-essential

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@carrotadventure

2 years

they should make a 747 with a moog synth hardwired into the flight deck

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@carrotadventure

1 year

if you're a sailor nothing beats the call of the sea baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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@carrotadventure

2 years

wife anniversary

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@carrotadventure

1 year

haters you might want to look away baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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2 years

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2 years

once again getting swirlied at the inclusive barrier free washroom

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@carrotadventure

4 months

no problem your majesty. we're the eagles. taking it to the limit is what we do best

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brendan aka señor spooks

@carrotadventure

3 years

there should be a 9/11 theme song It should be catchy as fuck and have a fat booty shaking synth bass and a guitar solo. just it should also provoke thoughtful reflection

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brendan aka señor spooks

@carrotadventure

2 years

Good morning everyone. Mr. Taylor is sick today so I'll be your substitute teacher for today. My name is Mr. Taliban. Yes I know

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2 years

word to my man santa....how about you take the rest of the day off my man. you've earned it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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