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@abs_2811
Abs
4 months
If all the students are failing you look at the teacher
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5 months
Moises been playing well but nobody wants to give him his flowers cause he hasn’t scored or assisted loads of times
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@abs_2811
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7 months
@registarodri Looooooool you think they’re winning at Anfield 😂😂😂. Only two teams can win at Anfield that’s us & you man defo not spurs
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10 months
I’m not even a Rashford fan like that but this is a straight up lie
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JonnyUtd
10 months
Rashford can’t control the ball so I have to disagree 2bh. 🤝
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3 years
@brfootball @didierdrogba The most disrespected prem striker of all time
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2 years
If Roman does sell, he deserves a statue outside of the bridge. He’s the best thing that’s ever happened to our club. Don Roman 💙💙💙
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10 months
@ConnCFC Conn the trophy ting is a lie, why else would he win PFA Player or Young Player of the year 3 times in a row in his first 3 seasons 🤷🏿‍♂️. Not to mention chelsea player of the year as well on multiple occasions
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@abs_2811
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5 months
Played 372 games for chelsea. Started and Finished the QF, SF & Final of our UCL winning run in 2012 (put on a clinic in the final btw). Won 2 PL, 4 FA Cups, 1 UCL, 1 UEL & 2 League Cups. Also Captained Nigeria at a WC. Have some manners
@jhay_law
Blue Army💙
5 months
He's speaking as if he was an extreme good player....
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9 months
😮‍💨
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9 months
Alhamdulilah my little sister smashed her GCSEs 🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿
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2 years
@ConnCFC Yeah facts man, there is no world in which Tuchel deserves to get sacked
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6 months
@thechelskikid @TheBlueDodger @WhoScored Also that Red has an asterisk next to it because Anthony Taylor was the referee
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4 months
🥳🥳🥳
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2 years
The first and last Barca player to receive a standing ovation at the Bernabéu 🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐
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@abs_2811
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6 days
@MohamedASalad What’s the guarantee they choose to stay and don’t decide to bounce ?
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2 years
Tuchel is not the problem, any chelsea fan who says Tuchel out block me.
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7 months
@registarodri You’re getting cooked g 😂😂😂
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@abs_2811
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6 months
@CFCRetro Has to be Ivan, literally the most clutch player there. Always scored important goals for us in big games. Napoli Home, Liverpool away in the CL & Benfica in the league cup
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@abs_2811
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2 years
Timo Werner is a better finisher than CHO. CHO may look better on the eye but Werner is more effective
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9 months
@TheBlueDodger Mata, Didier or Cech
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@abs_2811
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2 years
I’m sorry the Man City Liverpool rivalry has to be the worst title rivalry in prem history. Both sets of fans suck each other off all the time, there’s not hatred involved. The quality of football doesn’t deserve the way the fans act towards each other
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@abs_2811
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2 years
One of the most kind-hearted people out there. Rest easy bro ❤️❤️. Condolences go out to you and your family #RIPSHOX @ShoXstar
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@abs_2811
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9 months
Self awareness doesn’t cost anything
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@AnythingLFC_
Anything Liverpool
9 months
Rumours circulating Moises Caicedo tried to board a train to Stamford Bridge to finalise the deal but Chelsea fans refused to let him on.
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2 months
7 long years I ain’t beaten Man Scum. FINALLY ITS BEEN DONE 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳
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@abs_2811
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8 months
Same man btw
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@TobzHollywood
TOBZ 🐐
8 months
Let’s be real he’s clear of Hazard ⚽️👑
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9 months
Poch & Chilwell LW
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7 months
Noni & Sancho on the wing 🥶🥶🥶
@Potentsports
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7 months
Bring him home.
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@abs_2811
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4 months
Got 1 spare for tonight’s game for anyone who wants it give us a shout 🫡
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10 months
@UnofficialPund1 @HarryMaguire93 Nah Maguire was a disaster bro
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9 months
@JustPlaneHarry Unfortunately he was a big fish in an ocean of sharks. Very good player but our midfield was so star studded that he could only ever be a bench boy
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6 months
Disasi vs Haaland and Doku in transition 😂😂😂😂😂
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2 years
Happy birthday to my bro Conn, more life broski 👊🏿👊🏿👊🏿 @ConnCFC
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11 months
Awwww how cute
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10 months
@elsdawg Matip & Robertson in 2023 😭😭😭😭
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7 months
@livzledgee We’ve got some of our main players injured and just coming back my guy or does that not fit the narrative
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6 months
I’m not one of these guys who acts like Enzo is amazing every single game but the idea he’s had very few good games is a myth
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6 months
Enzo Fernandez vs Manchester City | May 2023
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10 months
They tried throwing my legend under the bus and used him for a PR Spin. He’s a terrible manager but they fully hung him out to dry, most of the shit that happened while he was interim wasn’t his fault and I stand by that 👍🏿
@StevenBartlett
Steven Bartlett
10 months
Frank Lampard Finally Speaks Out About What REALLY Happened At Chelsea and Everton! I had the absolute honour of chatting with Footballing Legend Frank Lampard about his journey, his tireless work ethic and his vision for Chelsea. This is a deep dive into the making of one of
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2 months
To all the Man Utd fans crying about the ref yesterday. Justice has finally been served 👍🏿
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10 months
Where does this team finish then ?
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2 years
Again, extremely disrespectful to Lampard. The Portuguese Steve Sidwell can’t chat to him
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1 month
Poch coached a win Jackson cost us the game 👍🏿
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2 years
This is the man that made us pay 40ms for bakayoko, 35 for Drinkwater, 50 on Werner and 15 on Barkley. One of the main reasons why we haven’t challenged for the league in years. #ScottMclachlanOut
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6 months
“Mudryk vs Madueke” 🥱🥱🥱 Just know we’re clear
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2 years
The disrespect on Diego Costa’s name, don’t ever put Aubamwingie and this man in the same sentence
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@abs_2811
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2 years
Any player who disrespects my manager can go do one. Thomas Tuchel is the best thing this club has had since Ancelotti. I’d sell all the players if it meant we kept Tuchel
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11 months
@cymru_79 That’s wicked shar
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9 months
This might be hard for some fans to understand but more signings ain't gonna solve our issues ibr.
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2 years
Thanks for all the messages ❤️, ml to me 👊🏿
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11 months
@RichAllureReece Guys who were under the age of 5 when RVP left arsenal love rewriting history. RVP left in a snakey way
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3 months
They tried feeding us a pack of lies. Todd isn’t the one in control here it’s that Eghbali prick
@MailSport
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3 months
Todd Boehly enjoyed himself at the Bahrain GP at the same time as Chelsea’s 2-2 draw with Brentford 👀🏎️
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2 years
2021s been a mad one. Met some new people, got involved in the YouTube scene. It wouldn’t have been the same without most of the people who I interact with on spaces so large up yourselves. Hopefully 2022 brings us new successes. These people deserve S/O though
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7 months
@MoArsenal86 Ok so what happens if Arteta doesn’t win either the Prem or CL
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6 months
Tryna see something who would you prefer: Ivan Toney or Victor Osimhen
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8 months
I hate spurs but I respect Ange Postecoglou a lot. Regardless of who his team is coming up against or who he’s got available, he always sticks by his principles and his philosophy. I have a lot of respect for managers like this 👍🏿
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29 days
TAA is the perfect example of football fans in England not appreciating talent. If he was from anywhere else he’d be getting a lot more ratings
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Liverpool FC
29 days
💯 goal involvements for the club 👏 Incredible, Trent 🤯
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10 months
@ConnCFC LOOOOOOOOOOOL, Hazard had one terrible season where everyone was crap so you can’t pin it on him. Every other year he was one of if not the best player in the league. In reference to the gooners, I respect Alexis and he was a baller but he wasn’t Eden Hazard
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6 months
@SeunMobolaji He needs to start shooting more, been very good for us though
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11 months
What kind of question is this, Tchouameni is clear
@SO_livendirect
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11 months
Who would you rather? #CFC
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7 months
I’d expect this from an Arsenal, Liverpool, Spurs or United fan. But a Chelsea fan disrespecting their all time top scorer and greatest ever player (factually) is wild. Then again doesn’t surprise me
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@IbzySpeaks
𝐈𝐛𝐳𝐲
7 months
@Enzoisthatguy Lampard is so overrated by this fanbase.
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2 years
Nah that’s beyond fucked. The voice recording as well just fucking confirms it. It doesn’t matter what club he plays for or who you support, this man needs to go jail for this especially now with all the evidence there is
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2 years
@CFCPys I think he has potential. His issue is that he’s taken management as a granted cause his name is Frank Lampard. What he should’ve done is either learn his trade somewhere lower and gain some experience, then slowly work his way up. His arrogance let’s him down at times
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8 months
Says this while looking like a Sam Smith
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@branw_1997
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8 months
This is why women shouldn’t watch football
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2 years
Wallahi if I see this Djemba Djemba regen play today I’m not watching
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10 months
HE’S ONE OF OUR OWN, HE’S ONE OF OUR OWNNNNNNNNN, REECE JAMES HE’S ONE OF OUR OWN
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8 months
One of the biggest scapegoats in the fanbase pulls us back, show some respect please 🤫
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8 months
Everyone’s fallen for the bait haven’t they 😂😂😂😂
@StopThatCFC
Stop That CFC
8 months
Damn. The team really love Nico
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11 months
Sarri at Chelsea, talk to me people
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1 month
Kante won MOTM in both Semi Final matches against Real Madrid, In the final against Manchester City & in the last 16 2nd Leg against Atletico Madrid. He also won uefa midfielder of the season as a result, there’s a reason why he was our most influential player
@TobzHollywood
TOBZ 🐐
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People that tell you Kante had more of an influence in the CL win in 2021/22 than Mount is a liar go check the minutes played and games played in that campaign I just call them agenda merchants also go check G/A in it as well 👍💙🚨
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3 months
Unpopular opinion: I hope we don’t get to the FA Cup final this year because I’m sick to death of witnessing heartbreak at Wembley. Might as well get knocked out earlier 👍🏿
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4 months
Big shame, go smash it Ian
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@FabrizioRomano
Fabrizio Romano
4 months
🚨🟡⚫️ Ian Maatsen to Borussia Dortmund, here we go! Verbal agreement in place between BVB and Chelsea on loan deal with salary covered. ✈️🩺 More: understand Maatsen will travel on Tuesday… then medical booked on Wednesday. Maatsen accepted BVB days ago, deal done.
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Lukaku, Kepa, Bakayoko, Drinkwater, Fofana, Morata were all worse signings
@cb1milli
CB
2 months
Enzo Fernandez is top 2 worst signing in Chelsea history (£105m). Gaslighting us that he is world class based on a World Cup campaign is nonsensical especially considering Ounahi, Goncalo Ramos, Amrabat and Alvarez are all having down years too! @TFTerrace 🚨
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10 months
Morning peeps, I hope you all have a blessed day 🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿
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2 years
@CFCPys @NizaarKinsella @goal I don’t want Todd Boehly, I only want the Saudis they’re the most ambitious. Obviously the fact that Raine Group is American makes it a bit more biased towards the American bidders
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2 years
Barkley Saul Werner Alonso Ziyech Kepa Loftus-Cheek Pulisic Sarr Baker Sarr Azpilicueta (he’s on the decline) 12 of the 25 man squad we have are not good enough to play for our club, IMO all of them have to go ASAP
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10 months
Keep praying for my people please 🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿
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10 months
I hate these guys who act like Roman was a complete disaster. He put this club on the map and built us up to what we are now. A bit more gratitude would be nice
@CFC_Ali10
Ali 🇵🇸
10 months
@CFCDaily Propa ownership Roman didn’t have a clue..
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10 months
@JohyanCruyff I dare you say Maguire
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8 months
@TheDonHusam6 You finished 5th last year, you are where you deserve to be 👍🏿
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2 years
Nah it’s jarring but it is what it is, we played well today tbf, congratulations Liverpool. But we lost cause of the chances we missed. Whatever man congratulations Liverpool
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9 months
The QTs to this are horrible, same fans that complain about the atmosphere and the fact that there’s “too many tourists” are now hating on him because he’s tryna start a chant. Make it make sense, if he was white & English nobody would care ibsr
@Sirshargi
Shargi
9 months
Zigggaaa Zigggga💙💙💙💙💙💙💙
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This is a proper number 10, number 10 is meant to be the maestro and the talisman if he can’t do this then you ain’t a proper 10 I’m afraid 🤷🏿‍♂️
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4 months
Cole Palmer is a more talented player than Bukayo Saka. Cole Palmer this season has outperformed Bukayo Saka However, Saka also has a bigger body of work to his name. If Cole continues to perform like this next season then I’ll push the agenda that he’s better than Saka 👍🏿
@EGTVEgal
Egal
4 months
Recency bias is killing my people Cole Palmer is better than Bukayo Saka BS is all over my tiktok fyp
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8 months
We’ve been told the last 3 seasons by gooners to deal with it. Injuries are no excuse for whether or not you win or lose. Don’t bring those bs excuses to me please 👍🏿
@footballdaily
Football Daily
8 months
Arsenal Injuries: ❌🤕 - Declan Rice - Bukayo Saka - Leandro Trossard - Gabriel Martinelli - Thomas Partey - Jurrien Timber
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I hate some of our online fanbase uno, full of ungrateful children. Romeo Lavia had clubs like Arsenal, Liverpool, Newcastle, Manchester United & even Manchester City at various points and we managed to grab him.
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@abs_2811
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2 years
#PrayforShox pray for Shox man, hopefully he pulls through 🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿 (I was in Twitter jail so I couldn’t tweet)
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9 months
Sanchez only got saved by the fact that Nunez decided to be an even bigger comedian
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10 months
7 year deal makes no sense, but welcome to Chelsea my guy 👊🏿
@ChelseaFC
Chelsea FC
10 months
Robert Sanchez, Chelsea! 🇪🇸
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10 months
Me at my next birthday
@PHREN0L0GY
MAX 🇰🇪🇳🇬🌸
10 months
As a man, you should not be having a birthday entrance
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6 months
Some people are very easily pleased
@ftblwaz
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Mudryk 🤩
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@TheDonHusam6 @ThatsMeFlawless The audacity of you to say this after all the uck you give Arsenal
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2 years
@MineralsFC Hazard was winning league titles at that point for us though at that point 🤣
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10 months
If you Fail to Prepare then Prepare to Fail
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3 years
@scxttmitxh 💯💯
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3 months
Every single one of these pussios can go suck their mums, fucking bottlejobs
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2 years
Matteo Kovacic was amazing today btw, brilliant fightback from the team
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6 months
Liverpool fans and self awareness really don’t mix well together
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@chiiamahkah
Maks #FMD
6 months
We are not Chelsea we don’t buy racists. We don’t want thanks.
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9 months
Nonis goal
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6 months
Signing Wesley Fofana was a mistake
@Chels_HQ
Chels HQ
6 months
What opinion about the current state of our club/team will have you like this? 🔪🔵
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9 months
Right let’s get this bread
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