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Skilled lover. Anesthesiolologist ;)

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@BuntyTwoPointOh
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a father
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What is Don Jr. hunting for?
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i cannot wait for the Kim Mulkey biopic starring Amy Sedaris as Kim Mulkey
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@bimbologymajor this is what they took from us
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was sedating patients for MRIs yesterday, and a very nervous elderly woman came down with her family, and i reassured her i was like the pilot flying her plane, and she said ur more like the stewardess handing out drinks, and the whole family laughed at me
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@ecto_fun it seems when they interview that they genuinely like each other as people, and just KNOW they will k*ll each other if they try to make music together, i love that they’re like this
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@seanbeegee i think he got in shape for the iron claw, and his agent was like hey, while u look like this, do some underwear ads bro
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@eggshellfriend Wait until you try authentic NY pizza 🤯
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@bolton69420 they should make a Tesla that works as a boat for a short time
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@TheWapplehouse those giant water towers u see from the highway are nothing but carbonated water for Applebee’s
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@punished_cait For all the worst SW nerds who would have analyzed every pore on his face and said, “Nice try, Disney.”
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@bonerhitler imagining this thing sprinting around in some Jordans is giving me bad vibes
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@steinkobbe putting “pretty pretty pretty not good, but boy do i love Elon” in my family’s eulogy after my Tesla murders them
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@1followernodad he was so close!
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@xanabon Toddlers do this too. “I couldn’t see you so I thought I would bust through the door like a fucking decepticon but it seems you’re fine, so now I’m fine.” *casually walks back out through broken door frame sipping juice*
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@TheWapplehouse gonna leave this one in my drafts 🤮
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@jestingtime “what do” indeed
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@Very__Regular they should honestly build an even bigger one with fewer - yes fewer - parking slots just to make a point
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@CrappyFumes they just want to cook, plz let them inside ur chef’s hat
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@gurgavin the best option here is to run for office
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@kenzianidiot Not shown: ur boss
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@Very__Regular it was a year ago, and it was 2 dozen eggs
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@kendallhosseini Affleck is so good behind the camera, it drives me nuts
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@TheWapplehouse @lindayaX @elonmusk @dealbook Did you order your 2023 Commemorative Cum Rag yet?
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@TheWapplehouse i usually give the family a doggy bag of leftover drugs, not NOT this time 😤
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@HollyBiology @justsome_np uhhhhh. NP needs to be reported to the Hawaii State Nursing Board for that
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SO YOU WON’T BE ABLE TO BLOCK ME ANYMORE
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@EmmaTolkin really makes u think
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@DannyVegito @DrakeGatsby “Guys he’s cute, he’s licking my face lol!”
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@taylorcox Miss me if it doesn’t come in a yellow Sports version
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@cooIboobs @Meow_Rumi Still a hype man, no points deducted
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@tyler02020202 this is the boomerification of gen z
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@Black90Prupayne “I *don’t* get it.”
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@PhakeJakeHowell @DannyVegito All of my nipples are hard. I just put on ep 1
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@TheWapplehouse lmao. just a snake tool, but i would have assumed it was The Thing coming through my drain before i died
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@SteakFrankhouse is it gay to have a corporeal form on this physical plane
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@DannyVegito I’ve yet to watch Andor in spite of my rabid anticipation, because Dad Bod Boba was just so bad, while Obi-Wan was middling. I’m shell shocked
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fuck u man
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I know she’s old but hear me out
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@AaronGoodman33 N. fowleri encephalitis. We all have the scariest thing we learned about in med school and this is still my #1
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@ericriveracooks I love that she wanted a lowkey, high quality sushi place that was easy on the wallet, so she rented a little place in the West Village
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@TheMcKenziest i know plenty of docs who prescribe it for weight loss “because there’s no harm”, but if you ask them how they counsel their patients regarding the risk of aspiration from delayed gastric emptying under anesthesia, or the fact most of the weight is gained back after a year, it’s:
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@ass_beaters this is one of the worst things i’ve ever seen
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@GalaxyPeaBrain He texts like Cartman running through Casa Bonita
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@dieworkwear They look like Spirit Halloween costumes for “Finance Guy”
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@yogaACAB i flipped my syringes in the air like Tom Cruise in COCKTAIL and she left me a 25% tip and her number on a napkin so it all worked out
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@daniel_m_lavery Fentanyl is the only way I can eat fajitas now
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@Hezbolsonaro Do overdraft fees next
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fall/jump from 7 stories two days ago. transected aorta bilateral PTX bilateral pelvic fractures devastating leg injuries emergent TAVR, ex-fix the rest. intubated, but giving the thumbs up on exam today. for as long as i practice medicine, i will not understand the human body
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@RexChapman Wait this guy?
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@OGdukeneurosurg I had to heimlich my son when he was 2.5yo after I gave him a bowl of cut up grapes. Of course a whole one ended up in the bowl, and wolfing them down, he aspirated the whole one. Longest 10 seconds of my life lol
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@fuckedupfoods We all know that one person who will still take that first bite, flames rising, and go, “Ouch, fuck that’s hot!”
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@jzux Nope. I chew the shit out of it until it dies
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@TheWapplehouse The mildly confused, but wholly unconcerned woman in the red coat drinking wine from a plastic cup is my favorite
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@stevenewing if ruining my rear bumper will result in repair costs in excess of college tuition, i’m putting that thing on too
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@TheWapplehouse those kids look like they’re used to this
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@socialistdogmom this belongs in a museum
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@BrandonLBradfor It’s rare to see someone so divorced. This is like terminal, stage IV divorced, which I feel should be written up in a journal.
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everyone wish @yogaACAB , my partner in this life and (any others that may come after), a very happy birthday!!! she gets better every year somehow, and makes me and the boys better people too! 🥳 🎂 🍩 🥰
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@lindsayzoladz Plath was heavily influenced by shark attacks and dinosaurs and construction trucks
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@brazilnut765 the bus stop
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@estherfallick “How brave of you to be in your 30s, let’s get you to bed grandma.”
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@Hannughh this is my go-to answer forever and ever
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@Mike_M_Klotz Someone nailed the perfect two car garage
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@PhakeJakeHowell @DannyVegito I mean, I just got through Ep 1, and the pacing was great, the characters were (mostly) rich, and the overall gritty feel was executed well. On to Ep 2!
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@francisxwolf it was right in front of us this whole time
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@ecto_fun god it’s such a good movie. imagine hitting a bad guy on a skateboard with ur Jeep, which launches him into the air, then you blow him up midair with a bazooka
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@Very__Regular all the likes on the “Keshia” tweet lmaooo
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what my wife sees before bedtime. Only t-shirts, and no shorts, sorry.
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What my wife sees before bedtime. No t-shirts and shorts, sorry.
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@IpadLauren Put this on the NJ turnpike
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@TheWapplehouse “u just know Paul ain’t hitting it right”
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im sorry but a pollen allergy is a nut allergy
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@420mercymain69 here’s 5 in a row
@ThatVeganHealer
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tw // disturbing, rant my cat Snow (who was vegan for her entire life) ate my hamster while i wasn't home as a cat lover, im devestated. i dont think lll ever own a cat again on my way to the vet rn to have her euthanized, and im bawling my eyes out, it hurts. goodbye Snow.😥
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@notreallyjcm there should be a witness protection type agency established for just this very thing. Like set this person up for life with a new identity, a strap of cash, and a small plot of land on a remote beach, im making this my whole 2024 platform
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@eve_ettinger this is ours. he’s for pets and rubs. he also has no idea what a banana is, or what it was doing on the floor, or who definitely ate it
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@SCHEMEPOSTER damn China
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@zillowgonewild Wtf is happening here?? This looks like a video game map
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@phosphor_glow how u dance to Toby Keith’s music
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@coherentstates This actually unscrambles my brain, bless them for posting this
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@detachment_red she’s not a doc. these are just props from a derm clinic. it’s her employer, friend, family member, etc.
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@0xKruzr Walgreens Pharmacist, MD
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i can’t imagine a white billionaire influencing the election like that, like no way that’s possible
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Taylor Swift could sway 2024 election outcome, new poll finds with a FIFTH of voters 'likely' to back candidate endorsed by singer
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@BenjaminCrew1 ocean floors are now battlefields
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@TheWapplehouse im reading through it now, and losing my god damn mind
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this highlighted response from Musk during his deposition is going to give me a stroke
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as a society, we cannot condemn the design, implementation, or honestly the entire conceit of this car enough. we should all be pointing and laughing at this abomination until it disappears
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just saw what the cybertruck looks like from behind and buddy I am both hootin and hollerin
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@bootheelposting I’ll go a step further and just emphasize that any speed is too fast, as cars are inherently dangerous, and most people are *absolutely* terrible at driving. Humans just cannot for the life of themselves be good at it
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@muchado33
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Take a screenshot to find out! ☠️☠️
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@Chinchillazllla @KingsleyCortes I mean, I have news for everyone about a metric *shit ton* of medications
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@jbfan911 the photoshop editing here is proof that there is no unskilled labor
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We can all agree this guy’s an idiot right?
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@Very__Regular omg they just did this but fr im fucking crying
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@StephenSeanFord “I’m a farmer.”
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“The test is simple. Remove your hand from the box, and you die.”
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I have an idea
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this highlighted response from Musk during his deposition is going to give me a stroke
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@JoshuaPHilll How is he this funny?? I ask as I light myself on fire
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