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2 years
@conureCC “You guys don’t understand the 40 people that still follow him are SUPER misogynistic compared to the 40,000 that followed him before.”
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@milkyy_tweets It’s a testament to Costco’s achievements, not Paris’ failures.
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2 years
@DH_Garrison @olicoulsxn Don’t forget “Masonic trash”
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2 years
@LilySimpson1312 Still not sure why the Irish character named Seamus Finnegan who has a running gag about making bombs didn’t raise more eyebrows.
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@guardian Americans love taking credit for smashing ceilings that the bad guy countries smashed decades earlier.
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@BrianEpshteyn
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2 years
@Borktheborkbork @ZaidAmali But there’s a 60 generation right of return going back to biblical times?
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@BrianEpshteyn
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@daltonleepruitt @Liv_Agar They get off on rape fantasy
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2 years
@cenkuygur Cenk I’m begging you to have a single prison abolitionist on the show if you really want to know. Prison abolition is not closing the prisons and calling it a day. It’s the process of relieving the causes of crime, and winding down mass incarceration in a humane way.
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@BrianEpshteyn
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@IHateNYT Dave outside his high school
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@OldMemeArchive @GarlicCorgi This where we peaked culturally and spiritually.
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@BrianEpshteyn
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10 months
@parismarx I honestly think people were always like this but the modern internet has allowed them to constantly affirm each other
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@ByYourLogic He was killed by the tuberculosis vaccine but you'll get suspended for talking about it
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2 years
@GrahamHowie @TheFigen If someone called 911 over this, they should be fined.
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2 years
@gsanchez1982 @meepsketball Why is your mortgage 5k…
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@Bolverk15 It's not exactly subtle, there's a speech about how Warner Brothers is forcing them to make it in the first 5 minutes of the film
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@ya3ili @GABAGOOLMODER Does this apply to Palestinians?
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@xzyz5478 @mtaibbi So your daughter is alive and happy, but you talk about her like she died in a war? Yeah what is happening to this country indeed.
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@JTagomi @RightWingCope Literally Tim Pool wouldn’t use “jews” and “the press” interchangeably lol
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@steve_exotic @GoodPoliticGuy People who hate homeless people say this but I've been working with unhoused people in Baltimore for like 3 years now and I've never met one that says this lol
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@BrianEpshteyn
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2 years
@bookis714 Real leftists only go on Tucker Carlson to talk about Ukraine.
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2 years
@benmauk GTA IV had the best water.
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@Slate You’re literally doing the thing from the movie
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@jontaffer You were on Laura Ingraham dude. It wasn’t like you were on some light morning talk show and made a bad joke. You were on a far right show grinding the anti-labor axe and you accidentally forgot to use the dog whistle. It was the most honest moment in that segment.
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@JamrockHobo they are making fun of YOU n this scene
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@shaun_vids You can’t expect people to read past the first 100 characters or so
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@mtaibbi Damn bro are you that strapped for work? You could’ve like done a go fund me or something, this is sad.
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2 years
@VaushV Can’t wait for you the “you shouldnt tell nazis to kts because you acknowledge nazis” discourse.
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2 years
@MateenStewart I also hate that if it’s Ancient Rome or Russia or something and the characters are speaking English, it’s a British accent. Do it death of Stalin style. Just have an absurd array of random anachronistic accents.
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@vanillaopinions Leftism has taken a wrong turn from fixing bad things to performative, in-group signaling guilt
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@ya3ili @GABAGOOLMODER Well it would sortve seem like that would be contradictory. Any conflict between nations would descend into absurdity if they both thought that the other needed to be gone for security. How can they both be right?
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@BadSocialisms Overthrow how
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@FormulaRacer420 @ChristnNitemare It means he’s very likely psychologically and sexually aggressive with women
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@TokyoDilf You’re saying this isn’t a look?
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@MattWalshBlog Why do you like murdering children
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@FDsignifier If you describe who he is and what his hobbies are without explaining he’s popular with the online right, old republicans would literally tell you send seal team 6 after him.
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@steve_exotic @GoodPoliticGuy Showing up where? I'm not working at a homeless shelter, I'm a public defender.
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@PoliDudebro This was the last thing adolf saw before he pulled the trigger
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@refanatic69 @0xgaut @BillyM2k C’mon lads let’s spend that paycheque
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@Gonzalez4NY Nomiki had a good a thing going as a floating guest host on left media, why she decided to blow up her reputation to sabotage this race is mystifying to me.
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@MerkinMuffley5 They keep saying “give them therapy” like the therapist won’t immediately recommend gender affirming care.
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@CAWmunityMember @Diam_Wall Can’t even running nazi stalking websites anymore! What’s the world come to.
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@TheWapplehouse He delivers that "but you can't" line like Ozymandias declaring he already nuked NYC.
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@jedweeks Why is this street legal?
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@Bowblax @BUTT3003 Yeah it's a joke about demented coomer misogynists.
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@boobysharta @gayest_tone Gay factory was on the wrong setting
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@Xx_Stoogie_xX @Third_Nut Kissinger only didn't get into Ben Garrison's heaven because he's Jewish
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@jamesreinl @Esqueer_ Bro who are you kidding
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@BottomStructure @WhackNicholson Spare? It should be further evidence of a hate crime. He’s clearly lying/trolling which just goes to show what his intent was and his lack of remorse for what he did.
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@WoahGoTime @LilySimpson1312 The whole thing is like a Monty python skit in retrospect
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@AverageProff36 @conureCC It’s not, deplatforming works. Really well actually. That’s kinda scary and can have potentially devastating side effects if it’s deployed for nefarious purposes, but pretending we can ignore it isn’t an option.
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@christapeterso WHAT ARE THEY ADJUSTING?! HIS BONES ARE BARELY SOLID.
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@benshapiro Jewish dudes that traffic in great replacement stuff are wild to me. Like a chicken dancing a jig in a fox den.
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@earlkralik @hampsterofx *People roasting a whole ass delicious looking pig for their party* Blue checks: "you can't make me eat bugs Klaus Schwab"
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@WoodlandGrower @KatyMontgomerie We don’t ban tall women, women with unusual musculature, women with competitive joint idiosyncrasies. Drawing the line at testes is a socio-cultural decision, not a scientific one. We humans decide what the category “woman” includes.
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@AverageProff36 @conureCC I’m agreeing that deplatforming works. I also agree that deplatforming is necessary and good for situations like Andrew Tate. I’m just saying it’s used against good people too.
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@Jtaylor0_3 Literally the only way to put the DCEU out of its misery with a shred of dignity
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@ryangrim "should we be openly antisemitic?" was always the last stop on this ride
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@theseantcollins POV: you’ve committed sins
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@TankerDog33 @charlotteinNY There's lots to worry about just not these things
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@caitoz Contrarians prior to the invasion: “it’s absolutley absurd that the US is warmongering by saying an invasion is imminent, there’s no evidence.” After the invasion: “the US saw this coming, how could they not have done anything?!”
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@Steve_Sailer @whstancil Steve I want to take a flight next month but I want to know it's safe. Do you think it's enough to hold up paint swatches to the pilots skin or should I bring my calipers as well?
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@Hezbolsonaro Americans would dress like a glittery pink Osama bin laden
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@levi_plus_tw @Borktheborkbork @ZaidAmali Yeah dude my grandfather had to flee his childhood home at 13 because of nazis. That generations trauma still has a profound impact on me…third generation down. That’s exactly why saying there’s no such thing as a third generation refugee is stupid.
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@DylanBurns1776 Conservatives: “monkey pox is a gay disease!” *WH hires doctor who knows gay scene well* Conservatives: “This fruit?!”
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@CalebJHull @RVAwonk “Is this YOUR consistent and on brand message!?”
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@threalrosemulet Why would they refuse a gay customer, sounds like easier, safer money?
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@kyle_mccrane @ndrew_lawrence Huge audience for what though? No one in tucker’s 87 year old blood and soil audience is going to be like oh man that guys right we need more unions! The entire payoff of that clip for them is hehehe leftist dummies infighting.
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@ok_post_guy Right before Gaza all these same accounts were saying they won't vote Biden because of the economy and letting covid relief lapse
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@LolOverruled Mitch sees the hat man
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@sverresj Married couples should have both an air frier and a PS5
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@lulumeservey @MattBinder Yes Union busting is right wing
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@GoldwagNathan Time, flat circle, etc
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@SLCLunk “Of course there were Mormon wizards at Hogwarts, who could forget little Brigham Fourwives?”
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@Vengeance_104 @ballingandfaded Sure burn the movie that's already completed and don't screen it
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@Rispa81 @JamesClayton5 He also has the right to get reamed by employment lawyers
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@centristozzy @ninaturner Hmm I wonder why libertarians always reach for shock value chattel slavery examples to make their points 🤔
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@jonathanchait “My ideology is deeply unpopular so candidates should fake ambivalence about it to win.”
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@ronpaultoldus @ConceptualJames So when he was objectively based and correct?
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@justpassingby50 @AverageProff36 @conureCC The precedent has been set for like 250 years. It’s already been used a million times over on the left and I have no doubt it will be again, regardless of whether or not we also ban red pill dating coaches.
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@imaSpaceboy @carolinekwan I don't think it's that complex. He's just a within the Overton window conservative, we don't need to give him credit for not going full Nazi.
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@drmistercody It’s true the PC police would never let someone make there first 4 seasons in a 4:3 aspect ratio these days.
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@catholicdad420 Most accurate CIA portrayal
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@VaushV Did Obama or Trump ever meaningfully stand up to Netanyahu? There also wasn't a full scale conflict during Trump's 4 year so it's hard to compare. But Obama pretty much gave carte blanche in 2014.
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@cenkuygur Then you aren’t on the left. This isn’t hard. If abolishing the criminal punishment system isn’t an aspirational goal for you, you don’t speak for the left.
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@CarlBeijer Ok but this is you literally, willingly message coordinating with Nazis lol.
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@wbalradio Why aren't the pools open for the kids it's fucking Arrakis outside
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@TRHLofficial @MattBinder Oh this groomer thing requires proof and logic now?
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@WokeMoment @Cappin4550 @realRaegenhere Baldurs Gate does this well. It adds realistic racism but the message is still that the racism is bad
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@hepsplurge @MattWalshBlog Matt’s transphobic bullshit kills children.
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@scrowder Public transit and food is bad?
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@mtracey I don’t know how this is possible but your are like a less classy Tim Pool
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@cenkuygur Let Ana explain it to you
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This you?
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