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From Louisiana to Kansas City, Comedian/Actor/Comedy Writer/Navy Vet

Kansas City, MO
Joined March 2016
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6 years
Nicki Minaj: Drake worth 100 mill always buying me shit i dont know if the pussy wet or if he crying and shit Drake:
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This shot of Damian Lillard looks like the start of a hood movie.."well, guess you're wondering how I got to this point...well lets just say I ain't afraid of a little thunder..."
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@AndileGula_ Mannnnn this selfie right here would be hard...if it wasn't his homies that was turned in barbecue chicken...
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@JoshyBeSloshy She counts up in the car after work...say less...
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3 years
@Maserati_Gotti_ This shot just killed an innocent bystander...smh
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@SaycheeseDGTL He ain't losing sleep over it...he will run into 100 ladies who look just like her in Miami on fight night...🤷🏽‍♂️
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@Bornakang Well, the mall janitor is happy, no need to sweep wherever she walks...her hair got the cigarette butts, loose change, dirt and bugs🤷🏾
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@WhatisTweeter_ @TSFights This is the start of his hero story..some black batman shit.....those dudes gonna get cooked, I don't care if it's 5 years from now...buddy got it all over his face...
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@Shawnblazington @YouTube Their child is gonna end up....well...you know....
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@raphousetv2 After he take one jumpshot on the basketball court...going back to the locker room like...
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@EmmanuelAcho @49ers And they lost to PJ WALKER....PJ WALKER bro....guess it's defense issue huh? Your goal post should be tired of moving...
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@Bornakang She just heated up that unseasoned e.coli....then was caught chewing that ox tail down to the marrow...nice lady, but her stomach bout to sound like boots in a dryer...
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@__shesofine I dont hear crunching. All I hear is "Big mama, your arm" 😳
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@ModestyQueen19 Orgasms weren't there...thats all it could be at that point...he didn't satisfy her sexually is all I can gather from this
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@AngelFaceAqua_ @Jas1000_ Nephew didnt read the room...Never play with a nigga that got a measuring tape on his waistband, and an elbow brace sleeve on...he gone rock you to sleep 😴
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@Bornakang My liver after the first drink...
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@KevOnStage She better take notes from him and swim baby swim!!
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@2Wild2Crazy She was like...
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@DailyLoud Shiiiddd MOST women would stay low key if your husband was a BILLIONAIRE...your job is to raise kids, your hobby is take trips to places we NEVER heard of and support him as he does you. I know it's alot of women who would stay low key for that lifestyle. I love that for her
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@SaycheeseDGTL Not she call him a BN "bitch nigga"...yeah their family is weird
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4 years
@JAYVERSACE Moose: these edibles ain't shit Same Moose 30 minutes later...⬆️⬆️⬆️
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@Bornakang Sir...just chop your hand off before you go back into the kitchen...
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#BarbieDreams Nicki Minaj: "Meek still be in my DMs, I be havin' to duck him, I used to pray for times like this, Face ass when I f**k him" Meek Mill:
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@SaycheeseDGTL She's looking like...
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@Bornakang Eat that and they gonna cut your leg off like they did big mama...
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@shannonsharpeee Willy is a prime example of "when you lie on your resume" 🤣🤣
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@DailyLoud Terrance J with that "I'm trying to get some pus*y" laugh is sending me 🤣🤣🤣 I know that move...
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@TL_terroriza It was at the moment, Karen knew, she fu*ked up...🤣
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@Bornakang Super super slow motion...yeah she hit him...even his skin reacted late....jeesh..that was too fast!! 😬😳😳
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@colderthan__ice When she pretended to be shot tho 🤣🤣
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@TheKingofHoes Buddy taking a mental video for later...
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@shannonsharpeee That's an amtrack train, goes way faster than a freight train. Looks like the crossing didn't have arms to stop vehicles from proceeding, as the train approached at a high speed. Didn't see any warning lights on the crossbucks either. He looked the way the train was approaching,
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@khilanii Is she..you know...slow?
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@0hbetave @Deion_Slanders Those sugar daddy babies be different...🤣
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4 years
Dave Chappelle: Come get your nigga lessons FCC:
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@Bornakang I feel Gordon Ramsay would say...
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@Akademiks Ye walking in on Kendrick, Future and Metro Boomin...
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@chunswae_ She looks disappointed as hell....and he look like that powder was PURE as hell 🤣
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@theeStallionHQ @theestallion @MoneyBaggYo Somebody said the look like Bert and Ernie and I can't unsee it....
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@iGetSuperdome_ If I try this..I would pop my MCL, ACL, knee out place, get shin splints, pop my Achilles, a twisted ankle and get gout in my big toe...all at the same damn time...
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@FilthSensai I would surrender...
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@EastsideTC Brother had a dead aim on him before dumb ass even ran up...he turned around and drew down like John Wick 🤣🤣
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@DEJACKS43492044 He's almost there...
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@JustinTinsley Yeah she zoned out right before the ejection whistle....it was bad...
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@OfficiallyIce He bout to be the only one arrested outta this whole thing...WATCH. They are gonna find him after this blows over
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@1Creole_Pisces If she asked that question...it WORKED lol
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#Mbaku #Mbakuchallenge Them: your baby mama just got whooped by your new girlfriend... Me: Were the odds fair?
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#BeforeIVoteForTrump McDonald's ice cream machine will have to work at EVERY location in the United States
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@SportsDsd Every heavyweight watching Iron Mikes video...
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@jiggyjayy2 Don't see the problem, fold those labia lips round my face like the mask I wear...🤣🤣
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@RitzTheLioness She switched to "I'ma kick your ass" mode....
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When you look through the glass and see Salt Bae getting sprinkled with ass bounces from your girl...😭
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Kobe: Scottie my man, i heard your wife Larsa cheated on u with Future, how ya doing bro? Scottie Pippin: it cool, i had a pre nup bro Kobe:
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@cliff_ohio The "fuck no" took me out 🤣🤣🤣
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@BurnsvilleMN 30 POUNDS??? 😳
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@Astrifyalt Her daddy was like..."ooo nigga say it again" 😏😏
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@roadrunna_trae I would've grabbed the stick from her and been like...
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@crazyclipsonly After im done, and the coroner shows the x-ray of his chest....
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@FREAKBOULNEWS Buddy look like he bout to risk it ALL...🤣
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@EzekielElliott I had to add Titanic music to the onside kick recovery...it was beautiful #howboutdemcowboys
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@jiggyjayy2 Pops after standing on his head...
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@NieBeats I do something very similar. I can't braid hair...but I can remodel a house.
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@JoshyBeSloshy Grabbing the first one like...
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@MaIikthageek Logantheshepherd did it better...💯💯
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Nevada is that girlfriend who says, she will be ready in 10 minutes....
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@lighttmylove Boooyyyy Drake got that good 70s cocaine working 🤣...looking like he bought to drop a remix to "smoking out the window"
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@rahsh33m Showed him the video, and my dawg looked like he said, "Hear me out... 🤣
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@shannonsharpeee She got something for the next person trying to make her hurry up, while she's picking out lotto tickets...
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@lilpatecca Back in the day, dudes tried this with me while in the grocery store with my mom. That day, my mom found out...that her son got that dawg in him, and they found out, one dude can knock out 3. Clean up on aisle 5 💯
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@Bornakang Soon as I bite into a wax sausage...
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So Offset cheated on Cardi B, and got caught by breaking cheating rule #3 "DONT RECORD IT"...and cheating rule #415 , "DON'T WEAR THE SAME CLOTHES YOU HAD ON ONSTAGE, IN YOUR CHEATING VIDEO AT THE HOTEL" 😂😂😂
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@1Creole_Pisces By the arm...looks like a guy shot him...maybe a brother or something...but he got what was coming to him
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@rahsh33m That money GONE bucko....he was reaching for the door latch because it was OUTTA THERE 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Kawhi Leonard game winning shot to Titanic music is all you need to see!! Wow #kawhileonard #RaptorsVsSixers
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@RealCandaceO This you? Sooooo people cant change huh? You certainly did....and not for the better I may add...
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@KarlousM Bout to get an extension on ALL my bills and BALL DA FUQ OUT!!
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@babyibeenajoint All of your points are VALID! young buck is very clean, very nice looking couple!
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If "giving it your all" was a person #DennisRodman #TheLastDance #LastDance
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@ReloadedJu Saw the pinned....I hate it here
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@FailTroop It's him posing like he just shot a 3 from long distance...nothing but net 🤣🤣
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@xLilKat Boyfriend: Same old coochie huh?
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@EzekielElliott When he went into the Wakanda Forever pose...I knew he was done 😂😂😂
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@HoodComedyEnt Brother looked at his account like...
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If "I know good and got damn well" was a person... 😂 #TeddyRiley #TeddyvsBabyface
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#MelaniaLovesTrudeau You don't have to be lonely at Farmers Ooooowho the hell am I kidding....swipe RIGHT Melania 😂😂
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@HoodFamousTV_ @GloTheofficial added on this track would go DUMB!!!! 🔥🔥🔥 I like it
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@QuanStfu And he fumbled...coach in the background like..."well damn" 🤣
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@TheScaryNature @Platini_954 I said NO PETTING TODD!!!
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If Kanye West dont get the MAGA hat, Django Stephen, sunken place, bad music making ass the fuck up outta here....
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@TEYANATAYLOR ONCE I READ "PETUNIAAAAAA".....
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@dagreat187 @Bornakang She's not in an airport genius...
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@issaburnerpal Just waiting on "back that Thang up" to come on....
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Ok bucko...40-0
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Honestly... the Giants might beat the shit out of the Dallas Cowboys. #NYGIANTS #GMEN
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@KarlousM Dave gonna be like...
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@LakeShowYo Somebody add the computer shutdown closing sound to his shot 🤣🤣
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@TerezOwens EJ: hey Bronny, you wanna learn the INS and OUTS of LA? Bronny Jr:
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@RealSkipBayless Mmmmm....sir..are you watching the game?
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