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emmie ✿

@vmpiretwt

2 years

love languages #ladja

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emmie ✿

@vmpiretwt

1 year

Benoit Blanc teaming up with and befriending a show-stealing young woman with absolutely no romance between them is my favorite part of the knives out movies

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1 year

the bar is on the floor but more male protagonists who are kind hearted and have platonic relationships with women please

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1 year

@beatleebum i’m sorry people WHAT

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1 year

glad everyone stans this gay detective as much as me :) stream glass onion on netflix !!

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1 year

colleen hoover is a misogynist and I think it's disgusting that women are buying her books and reading about misogyny and calling it hot

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@vmpiretwt

1 year

one person worth saving #tlou

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@vmpiretwt

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…

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11 months

WITHOUT GOOGLING Name a famous historic battle.

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emmie ✿

@vmpiretwt

2 years

what if i said

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@vmpiretwt

1 year

this what joel miller goes through every sunday at 9pm on HBO max

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emmie ✿

@vmpiretwt

5 months

come on now

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im autistic about my wife . My special interest is her smile. my, stim is texting her pictures of clouds . My melting down is when her phone battery dies . my special interest is her laugh

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@vmpiretwt

1 year

this is so embarrassing for many reasons one being that they made daphne, a character who loves her friends into the Mean Girl trope just because she's stereotypically feminine

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@LightsCameraPod

1 year

The plot synopsis for HBO Max's new VELMA animated series starring Mindy Kaling is certainly something

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@vmpiretwt

2 years

wwdits editors scrambling to be the first one to drop a slipping through my fingers collin edit rn

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emmie ✿

@vmpiretwt

2 years

laszlo’s story this season was truly so sad because in order to gain a son he had to lose a friend but then in order to get his friend back he has to lose his son. he can never have two of the people he loves in the same moment. all he can do is grieve for the same person twice.

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@vmpiretwt

1 year

@_tolberto oh noooo 💀

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emmie ✿

@vmpiretwt

11 months

miguel's dynamic with miles and gwen is so funny because usually in fiction when a male character loses his own child tragically he adopts the first child he sees but miguel is out to KILL the first child he sees LMAO

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emmie ✿

@vmpiretwt

1 year

@beatleebum …

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emmie ✿

@vmpiretwt

2 years

for @bisexualcrises megan pushes nandor the relentless

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@vmpiretwt

1 year

omg guys it’s them

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emmie ✿

@vmpiretwt

2 years

do you remember the 21st night of september?

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emmie ✿

@vmpiretwt

1 year

burning so slow we’re not even sure if anyone turned the stove on

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1 year

this is the slowest burn

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@vmpiretwt

1 year

guillermo and nadja

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emmie ✿

@vmpiretwt

2 years

wwdits stans need to watch A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night—it’s a 2014 film about an Iranian female vampire who preys on bad men 💋

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@vmpiretwt

1 year

i just took an accidental nap and i woke up groggy as hell and then this is one of the first things i saw

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emmie ✿

@vmpiretwt

2 years

megan thee stallion pushes guillermo de la cruz

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@vmpiretwt

2 years

she was painting marwa’s nails do you hear me crying

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@vmpiretwt

1 year

normal tv show leaks are like someone dies wwdits leaksd are pride parades

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emmie ✿

@vmpiretwt

11 months

exhibit A

xeebs 🩷

@starxeebs

11 months

i don’t believe y’all when y’all say you want more evil female characters like y’all can barely handle the ones that are slightly mean

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@vmpiretwt

2 years

megan pushes nadja of antipaxos (last one goodnight)

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@vmpiretwt

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tommy

@cowbojs

11 months

a gay man and a gay woman trying to kiss

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emmie ✿

@vmpiretwt

2 years

they’re my canonically straight passing (and dead) couples of choice

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emmie ✿

@vmpiretwt

10 months

no it literally is guys like look at what happened to this man’s face it’s just so dark and twisted

jude 🍓 ˎˊ˗

@nandorkisser

10 months

yeah this is a super serious really gorey show i rlly recommend it

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@vmpiretwt

1 year

nvm aloto stans are crazier than ofmd stans. they hired a plane to fly over amazon headquarters with a banner telling them to renew for a full second season kind of iconic don't mess with lesbians fr

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emmie ✿

@vmpiretwt

2 years

spooky season is their season 🎃 @theshadowsfx

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emmie ✿

@vmpiretwt

1 year

five tickets to barbie oh wait actually just four

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emmie ✿

@vmpiretwt

10 months

everyone knows the best part of being a girl is understanding mamma mia in a deep way no man ever could

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@vmpiretwt

10 months

this is how ya’lls nandor edits look

annie ✮

@lamew1tch

10 months

i’m not even kidding

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emmie ✿

@vmpiretwt

11 months

what if i said

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emmie ✿

@vmpiretwt

6 months

david jenkins trying to gaslight everyone into believing that iz*y was always a queer icon like he didn't homophobically degrade edward into a mental breakdown last season WILL be my 13th reason

annie ✮

@lamew1tch

6 months

does anyone remember this

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emmie ✿

@vmpiretwt

2 years

they’re family your honor

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emmie ✿

@vmpiretwt

2 years

@theshadowsfx I think you made a typo 🙄 this is his one true love

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emmie ✿

@vmpiretwt

1 year

WHO REMEMBERS

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@ahsokaspectre

1 year

“they’re so insane” and it’s a man and his nonbiological child

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emmie ✿

@vmpiretwt

11 months

I will sacrifice I will sacrifice myself to save you everyone

Dee Morris Will Protect Neil Gaiman With My Life

@DrunkDharma

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I will sacrifice I will sacrifice myself to save anyone to save everyone you

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emmie ✿

@vmpiretwt

2 years

these are so cute why have I never seen them before

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@vmpiretwt

10 months

delusion really is the lifeblood of the fandom

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@nandorsmemo

10 months

i just realized they're complementary colors .

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emmie ✿

@vmpiretwt

1 year

the raw empathy of tom kneeling on the floor next to the corpse of a man who once forced him to kneel on the floor as part of a sadistic torture game so his children can feel like they got to say goodbye. that type of love is the only thing that’s going to get them out of this.

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@vmpiretwt

1 year

@bisexualcrises get behind me!!

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@vmpiretwt

2 years

they’re putting on their spooky faces for spooky season

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@vmpiretwt

1 year

@missmymyelaine no see the new “feminist” thing is pretending women are above criticism and claiming criticism of their actions is sexist—even if those actions are bad. and i’m not buying it. here is a piece on hoover by ms. magazine (which was founded by gloria steinem)

Stop Praising Colleen Hoover's 'It Ends With Us.' Here’s What You’re Missing - Ms. Magazine

A review of Colleen Hoover’s best-selling book, It Ends With Us: The book is not a romance novel; it’s a celebration of toxic masculinity.

msmagazine.com

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emmie ✿

@vmpiretwt

1 year

this is what it’s like trying to watch a tik tok someone sent you and you don’t have the app

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emmie ✿

@vmpiretwt

2 years

nadja playing along as guillermo’s gf so he wouldn’t be exposed and guillermo fighting SO hard to save nadja they truly are family your honor

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@vmpiretwt

1 year

'WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS' is confirmed to end with Season 5.

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@vmpiretwt

7 months

@lamew1tch annie choose your fighter

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@vmpiretwt

8 months

“I suppose with the right company it can be beautiful, this eternal existence”

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emmie ✿

@vmpiretwt

9 months

too specific?

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emmie ✿

@vmpiretwt

6 months

they ran in season one so they could trip and fall and fracture a hip in season two

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@ofmdclips

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oluwande “coming nana! coming for some cake”

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emmie ✿

@vmpiretwt

9 months

new wwdits and an entire season of good omens tonight

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emmie ✿

@vmpiretwt

2 years

why does guillermo look like a frightened child of divorce caught between his two arguing parents in this picture

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emmie ✿

@vmpiretwt

1 year

laszlo running into simon the devious

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emmie ✿

@vmpiretwt

6 months

so you’re telling me they canonically decanonized canon nandermo

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emmie ✿

@vmpiretwt

2 years

we don’t talk about nadja and laszlo in the finale of season 3 enough like the way they’re usually goofballs but suddenly he’s lost his friend and she’s become his only constant and he’s on the verge of tears talking about how much he loves her…

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emmie ✿

@vmpiretwt

6 months

@lamew1tch sorry but you will never convince me they weren’t in love that they were just a fling like that’s a COUPLE

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@vmpiretwt

9 months

his job is beach

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@vmpiretwt

1 year

when your comfort characters are a british vampire and a child with the face of a middle aged man

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emmie ✿

@vmpiretwt

2 years

home is where the wine is 🖤

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@vmpiretwt

2 years

this is the cutest thing i’ve ever seen in my life

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@vmpiretwt

6 months

THE STREETS SAYING NO CANON NANDERMO

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@vmpiretwt

11 months

he's like if i can't have a kid you can't have your parents! boom bitch!

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@vmpiretwt

9 months

thinking

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emmie ✿

@vmpiretwt

2 years

Nandor putting the banana in the water idk why that got me but I’m still laughing about it

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emmie ✿

@vmpiretwt

1 year

started with glee turned into severe mental illness

aaru

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1 year

"ships that piss you off", NO lets talk about the PLATONIC RELATIONSHIPS that filled you up with glee

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emmie ✿

@vmpiretwt

2 years

sorry i didn’t realize women in vampire sitcoms should exist to *checks notes* take care of babies??

fag boyfriend

@TR4NSVAMPYR

2 years

the vibes are fucking rancid

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1 year

the world moved on but i stayed here

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@vmpiretwt

8 months

🫢

𝒩𝑜𝓉𝓉𝓎 🧚🏾

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8 months

I never want to be in a friend group where a person in it is getting cheated on and everyone wants to stay out of it because it’s not their business. Never, ever. Just fake as hell.

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they deserved so much better

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@vmpiretwt

10 months

HARVEY????????

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@vmpiretwt

1 year

ladja and nandermo share one braincell 🤝

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@vmpiretwt

10 months

the other wwdits characters: oh well looks like our whacky high jinks didn’t work out this time laszlo experiencing devastating loss:

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emmie ✿

@vmpiretwt

2 years

good omens fandom is reviving itself…gonna need everyone to promise to behave this time and not do this ever again under any circumstances

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@vmpiretwt

7 months

why does this read like the plot of an episode of wwdits

Pop Base

@PopBase

7 months

Millie Bobby Brown reveals to Glamour that she credits her feminist awakening to a visit to a psychic, who informed her that she was, in fact, a feminist.

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emmie ✿

@vmpiretwt

1 year

you know it's about to go to shit when he gets that goofy ass grinch smile on 😭

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@vmpiretwt

11 months

succession discourse single handedly created a new level of hell

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@vmpiretwt

1 year

wwdits stans running into ofmd discourse on the tl

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emmie ✿

@vmpiretwt

2 years

gail ep mid credit scene my beloved

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@vmpiretwt

8 months

thinking about how vampires started as this horrifying legend but their teefies are literally so adorable

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@vmpiretwt

11 months

@good4britta thought they did this 😭

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@vmpiretwt

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jude

@twocrpseswewere

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BARK BARK BARK WOOF BARK HOWL WOOF BARK WOOF

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@vmpiretwt

1 year

i've also just been informed scooby doo as in the dog scooby doo isn't even in this new scooby doo show. what.

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@vmpiretwt

11 months

he’s telling them he frew up :(

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emmie ✿

@vmpiretwt

9 months

thinking about how freeing it must feel to step into the sun for the first time after hundreds of years of living in darkness, to see how green the trees are in the daylight, to reconnect to life, to experience something different for once

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emmie ✿

@vmpiretwt

11 months

goodbye roy siblings

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emmie ✿

@vmpiretwt

8 months

something so fucking cute and incredibly stupid about every single one of your friends being like “i heard you were in hiding so i scoped out your hiding spot that you didn’t want anyone to find so I could visit you”