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3 years

that squirrel from ice age at any given moment

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big day for the person with the hozier @

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guys im about to meet hozier this is real and happening

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minor barbie spoilers if you told me ken’s line “to be honest, when i found out patriarchy wasn’t about horses, i lost interest” was a nandor quote i would believe you

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#ofmds2spoilers “s2 will be about ed and stede reconciling their romantic relationship” us when ed snd stede actually start reconciling their romantic relationship:

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2 years

this picture is so much funnier in context bc nandor is having a crisis about only being able to think about guillermo during sex and guillermo is just groovin

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2 years

10/10 GREAT PURCHASE

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1 year

shiv roy has suffered more than jesus

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BBC Studios

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9 months

Debuting as the #1 comedy worldwide on Prime Video #GoodOmens2 has made an ineffable impression on fans and critics. Produced by BBC Studios, @AmazonStudios , The Blank Corporation and @Narrativia , #GoodOmens is available now on @PrimeVideo . @GoodOmensPrime | #MadeByBBCStudios

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2 years

just remembered “and you cried all the time and liked to pick flowers” “a little bit”

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10 months

#gos2spoilers crowley in ep 6 canon

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7 months

#ofmds2spoilers no it’s funny cause stede just went with the romantic idea that his letters were traveling the ocean with no direction when actually they probably just sank to the bottom of the republic of pirates port inadvertently making it more likely for ed to find them

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2 years

nandor is the type to ask guillermo if he can kiss him as practice for kissing marwa at his wedding

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10 months

the people starting wwdits bc of the s5 pic sitting through 20 hours of sex and fart jokes just to get to the bloody guillermo scene (part of it is also played as a sex joke)

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2 years

good morning i love them

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6 months

he didn’t like relentlessness and i was nandor the

i hate you joe biden

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1 year

i don’t like this.

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7 months

#ofmds2spoilers love how for the last year and a half everyone thought the edstede reunion was gonna be some big dramatic fight. nope. merman purgatory fever dream

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2 years

nandor literally said the words girlwives and guywives

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2 years

this is truly the season of role reversal. nandor becoming the one that’s pining while guillermo is confident. laszlo becoming the one that bores colin, nadja becoming the one that bosses people around in the chamber of secrets while the guide relinquishes their former authority

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2 years

WWDITS S5 LEAK WHO TF IS THAT AND WHY ARE THEY THROWING A LEGITIMATE COMING OUT PARTY FOR THEM WHAT IS GOING ON

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2 years

nobody hates nandermo more than people who ship nandermo

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7 months

#ofmds2spoilers

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7 months

#ofmds2spoilers i mean personally if i finally had sex with the loml and then they told me it was a mistake id probably have to be put on suicide watch props to stede for not ending it all right there and then!

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What We Do In The Shadows

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10 months

Drop-dead, gorgeous. A new episode of FX's What We Do in the Shadows airs TONIGHT on FX. Stream on Hulu.

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2 years

cannot fucking believe this is literally the canonization of nandermo

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2 years

this is my son he has every disease

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7 months

#ofmds2spoilers just thinking about the way things were going fine after that night,,like they were on a date! they were giggling! ed had wanted to comfort stede despite his trepidation about killing that guy! he understood! he was still smiling over making stede blush! but (1/4)

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2 years

this is the funniest screenshot ive ever seen he looks mortified

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7 months

ofmd where everything is the same except lin-manuel miranda plays ed teach

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9 months

nandor said vampirism is a curse ☹️☹️ and that he didn’t want to burden guillermo with that ☹️☹️☹️ knowing that he couldn’t be turned normally bc of his dna ☹️☹️☹️☹️ but also being the only one who knew how to bypass it ☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️

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11 months

THEY DID IT FOR MEEEE

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2 years

nandor would go fucking INSANE on a carousel

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7 months

ofmd where everything is the same except lin-manuel miranda plays ed teach

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7 months

maybe the real ofmd s2 plot was the friends we made along the way

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7 months

#ofmds2spoilers are we all in agreement that jackie and the swede being in love was one of the best parts of the season

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10 months

wwdits babygirl your merch attempts are so strange and offputting <3

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7 months

BUTTONS ISNT COMING BACK????? JUST CANCEL THE SHOW NOW

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2 years

i feel like they probably told harvey how to handle nandermo questions bc they knew He was gonna get asked them but no one ever told anoop what to do

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2 years

SO NANDORS GONNA WISH THAT MARWA LIKES EVERYTHINT HE LIKES AND SHES FONNA IMMEDIATELY FALL IN LOVE WITH GUILLERMO IS RHAT WHAT IM HEARING

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2 years

nandor and marwa got married. but marwa is in love with guillermo now. SHES IN LOVE WITH GUILLERMO BC NANDOR

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2 years

everything marwa said to guillermo after the wish. she said i don’t know what i’d do without you.

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2 years

harvey sayinf there’s an “expiration date�� on guillermo staying in the house bc he’s still mad at the vampires for doing him wrong and that that’s gonna be explored later…mom pick me up im scared

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2 years

nandor the entire time guillermo was fighting

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2 years

i hope we get a “my guillermo” moment from nandor i need him to say that by mistake or otherwise

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9 months

who else is not ready for the what we do in the shadows season 5 two-part finale “a weekend at morrigan manor”/“exit interview” airing thursday august 31st at 10/10:30pm est on fx next day on hulu

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2 years

is this real

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elise | now @bisexualscrisis

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2 years

can someone pls edit nandermo like this thumbnail PLEASE

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7 months

#ofmds2spoilers AT LEAST WE ACTUALLY GOT THE LUPETE WEDDING

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7 months

i am the family embarrassment.

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2 years

if we’re like this when nandermo try to kill each other wtf are we gonna do when they finally hug or something

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11 months

guys remember when nandermo were fake married for 0.5 seconds

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1 year

you wanna play bitey?

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9 months

on guillermo’s first day as a familiar he gave nandor a card telling him he greatest desire is to be a vampire but his biggest honor is to be a familiar.

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2 years

NANDOR WAS WILLING TO LET GUILLERMO KILL HIM WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS HAPPENING

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2 years

s4 cliffhanger nandor very explicitly and emotionally confessing his feelings before guillermo goes back to london and then guillermo still goes anyways

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2 years

i think nadja deserves to kiss some women onscreen

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11 months

us last year: “omg what if nandor’s s5 arc involves him realizing that he can’t replace guillermo and that he truly wants him in his life” *nandor’s s5 arc might actually involve him realizing that he can’t replace guillermo and that he truly wants him in his life” us: wtf

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2 years

why did she have to marry nandor she should have married ME

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7 months

#ofmds2spoilers i watched the ep with an izzy stan and the energy in this room rn is genuinely the funniest thing ever. we are sitting in dead silence

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a scene where guillermo figures out about the wish so he goes to ask the djinn about it and they’re just like “i just granted the wish, if that’s what’s happening it means exactly what you think” and then it cuts to guillermo in his room throwing things and screaming stuff like-

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#ofmds2spoilers ed wanting to die because he genuinely feels that he’s unlovable vs. surviving despite it all because there’s finally someone ready to love him truthfully and as ardently as possible are you KIDDING MEEEE

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2 years

still thinking about marwa making the mancave for herself and then kicking nandor out of it after pretending it was for him. he hates himself so she hates him,,,,,,,

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2 years

nandermo basically going canon while everyone sings about cum and fucking in the background. feels right feels natural

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2 years

no cause how tf is nandermo actually gonna go canon like it’s either gonna be really dramatic or in the most ridiculous way possible

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2 years

why would guillermo say “shaaade” like that to nadja’s gay comments what was that

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9 months

still insane that one of the most serious nandermo scenes in the whole series also had mpreg

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2 years

this was the most serious episode of wwdits yet and it still had a scene where the jersey devil was groovin to bon jovi with his dick out before dying

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10 months

why has no one mentioned laszlo sayinf sean tries to kiss him all the time and sean saying yeah

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7 months

#ofmds2spoilers can they reconcile an entire relationship in 30 minutes

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10 months

i think the reason the found family aspect of wwdits is SOO good even with their fucked up dynamics is bc that is a group of people who, by the limitations of time and geography, should have never ever even crossed paths and yet they are now inextricably bound for all enternity

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one chance that’s all i ask

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NANDOR KNEW THIS WHOLE TIME THAT TURNING GUILLERMO WOULD GO WRONG BUT STILL SAID HE WAS FONNA GET AROUND TO IT WAS HE GONNA TRY AND FIGURE SOMETHING OUT???????

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2 years

nandor wishes marwa likes everything he likes and she ends up liking guillermo

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2 years

yeah i think nandor’s finally gonna actually offer to turn guillermo and he’s gonna reject him

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2 years

NANDOR TURNED HIS FUCKING WIFE INTO GUILLERMOS FUCKING BOYFRIEND

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1 year

how do i explain to non wwdits watchers that this is actually an extremely complex character

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1 year

wwdits s5 july 13th wwdits s5 july 13th wwdits s5 july 13th wwdits s5 july 13th wwdits s5 july 13th wwdits s5 july 13th wwdits s5 july 13th wwdits s5 july 13th wwdits s5 july 13th wwdits s5 july 13th wwdits s5 july 13th wwdits s5 july 13th wwdits s5 july 13th wwdits s5 july 13th

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#ofmds2spoilers im just mad cause i really did enjoy all the actual content/plot points,,it just Desperately needed to be done in multiple episodes. like it was all there. for maybe 5 seconds

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9 months

a trillionth plane has hit the nandermo towers

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10 months

top 10 scenes in the show

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11 months

love that they just randomly decided to go back to this for some reason

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2 years

i think guillermo’s family knew he was gay as soon as he showed them this photo

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2 years

i still feel so bad for laszlo imagine finding comfort in a tv show you adore just to find out the entire thing was a set up so a dude could get into your home and steal your shit

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2 years

no cause if having van helsing dna affects the person physically and mentally when they’re in the presence of vampires then there’s definitelyyyy some detrimental repercussion to trying to actually turn a van helsing into a vampire…

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2 years

i hope when guillermo finally snaps next episode he asks nandor why he’s stalling the wedding bc that’s clearly what’s happening and nandor just can’t answer and then guillermo storms out and it just pans to the djinn giving nandor a veryyyyy knowing stare

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10 months

the guillermo biting derek’s arm screenshot has done more to promote wwdits than any promo has atp

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7 months

can’t believe this bitch means the world to me

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7 months

i hope everyone involved with releasing this in the promotional material weeks before the episode knows that they’re actively contributing to my mental health crisis i hope you know how detrimental this is to me

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9 months

guillermo and the baron’s dynamic this ep

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8 months

what could possibly be insane enough about this season that they’re allowed to put the edstede reunion in the trailers

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2 years

why are they literally talking about cock in this photo

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2 years

shipping nandermo is horrible bc it’s literally like a disease. you could be totally fine until you suddenly get infected by s3e2 and then months later you’re on the internet sobbing and tweeting analyses about nandermo mutual pining

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9 months

the baron saying “i suppose with the right company, it can be beautiful, this eternal existence”

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7 months

#ofmds2spoilers LUCIUS AND PETE ENGAGEMENT

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6 months

they genuinely discussed writing them as canon and then decided against it. it’s over

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9 months

guillermo sayinf hey girllll when he thought it was nandor what was that

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7 months

do you remember her

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2 years

OK BUT THE WALLS REVEAL WAS SO FUCKING GOOD THE PAYOFF WAS ABSOLUTELY INCREDIBLE

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2 years

harvey guillén’s acting in this episode,, give him every award ever im so serious

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9 months

Sorry i've been inactive today, I gave birth to my sweet baby girl. Welcome to life my sweet Nandermo Pilled, can't wait until you're old enough so you can understand the meaning behind your special name... ❤️

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