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elise | homophobes and transphobes fuck off | black lives matter | abolish the police | abolish the death penalty | proshippers dni

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@bisexualcrises
elise | now @bisexualscrisis
7 months
hi everyone this is my original account that has been restored!! idk if i will use it bc i’m now more active on my new account @bisexualscrisis i guess we’ll see how i feel but pls follow me over there! i’ve been trying to find all my mutuals and followers from here for months!
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elise | now @bisexualscrisis
1 year
Disney’s new movie ‘Strange World’ features their first-ever openly gay teenage character played by someone who impersonated the FBI
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i absolutely would have believed them. y’all have never watched a barbie movie in ur life
@dorksofprey
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"humans only have one ending... ideas live forever" if u told me that's a line from a barbie movie 5 years ago i wouldn't have believed u #Barbie
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the dean from community is what harry styles thinks he is
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this is the man that built disney animated films by the way. he’s the reason disney is so successful. he died from AIDS before beauty & the beast was released, so they dedicated it to him. he wrote the music for the little mermaid. and this is how they treat him. disgusting.
@DisneyAPromos
Disney Animation Promos
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Per Variety, Disney will remove ‘HOWARD,’ along with other 26 titles, from Disney+ and Hulu due to cost-cutting reasons. The film documents the life of Howard Ashman, the legendary lyricist who worked on ‘The Little Mermaid,’ ‘Beauty and the Beast’ and ‘Aladdin.’
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when i say i’m tired of bully/bullied queer ships and that they’re actually horrible i am NOT talking about them. they’re DIFFERENT
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jamie lee curtis winning a fucking OSCAR for her nothing role in EEAAO over stephanie hsu who was the ACTUAL supporting actress and angela basset is fucking racism and a career award that isn't even deserved
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y’all were reaching for 1993 😭
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every 15 years we are asked to make a choice
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when you star in the best film of 2022 and 2023
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9 months
remember how bradley cooper basically stole the rights for this film from a jewish man who had been passionately trying to make it for years? and now he’s wearing prosthetic nose to play a jewish man and directing it himself
@FilmUpdates
Film Updates
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The teaser trailer for Bradley Cooper’s ‘MAESTRO’ starring Bradley Cooper and Carey Mulligan has been released. In select theaters November 22 and on Netflix December 20.
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10 months
THIS IS SO????
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KE HUY QUAN JUMPING TO HUG BRENDAN FRASER IM CRYING
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4 years
The Percy Jackson tv series needs to be treated/directed like an adventure fantasy series and not the sitcoms they’ve been releasing. I hate to say it, but treat it like the marvel shows rather than any other shows with casts of the same age they have so far.
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sabrina carpenter and olivia rodrigo are publicly exchanging diss tracks because of this man
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THIS is why i likes this episode and the last. every alliance is breaking. everyone is going to end up alone because all they’re caring about is business and strategy. the only ppl who are together are connor and willa who had an honest conversation about it all
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Every alliance is broke. This is how you built a finale where everyone is against each other. Succession coming to become best of the best of TV in all history. #SuccessionHBO #Succession
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8 months
the fact that this show is about loki, the god of mischief, and it’s so fucking boring is a crime
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DiscussingFilm
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New look at ‘LOKI’ Season 2. (Source: @McDonalds )
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@TheCartoonBase GET HIM TO 1 BILLION
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1 year
any weirdos who find this- i think it’s iconic and a good thing. so fuck off.
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oh it’s bad for him
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1 year
filmupdates and letterboxd wanna fuck kieran so bad
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good morning
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2 years
HE WILL NEVER BE CRAIG PELTON !!
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the ship the haters
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ben dpdl 🪵🚆 #iwtvspoilers
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the ship the hater
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elise | now @bisexualscrisis
10 months
the person who wrote this article tweeted this
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@outmagazine
Out Magazine
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#Yellowjackets and Scream star Jasmin Savoy Brown is lighting up Instagram with discourse on what it means to be a lesbian — and we are standing firmly behind her.
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2 years
when are we getting an episode of the vampires and guillermo going to a roller skating rink
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wwdits is a COWARD for not letting guillermo dress like this to that gay ass vampire club
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KIERAN CULKIN I WILL GET YOU THE EMMY FOR PLAYING ROMAN ROY. YOU ARE MY EMMY WINNER!!!!
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elise | now @bisexualscrisis
1 year
i refuse to let skinny ppl bring back low cut jeans and shit on high rise jeans
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elise | now @bisexualscrisis
3 years
pictured: jon kent and tim drake sparring
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this is so fucking disgusting @YahooNews @RollingStone brendan fraser was sexually assaulted by the president of the HFPA who runs the golden globes. they never apologized or did shit about it. and these are your headlines??? fuck you
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@direwolfindy this by itself is making me laugh so hard
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“jim corruption arc” this “jim will go to izzy’s side” that how about “jim tricks izzy into thinking they’re on his side because they know how he abandoned oluwande and the entire rest of the crew and wants to get revenge because they actually have a moral compass”
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sarah on the west end, jeremy on broadway, matthew in a blockbuster, kieran on a bus the succession cast is so talented 💖
@FilmUpdates
Film Updates
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Sarah Snook to play all 26 characters in theater adaption of Oscar Wilde’s ‘THE PICTURE OF DORIAN GRAY’ at London’s West End.
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i wouldn’t marry i’d marry you with me either paper rings
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the last of us stans showing off their favorite characters
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she quit a role on broadway that was basically made for her that no one imo could ever do better than her… to pursue tv acting and fail at it 😭
@ungodlywests
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she’s not serious at all.
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1 year
A24 campaigning for jamie lee curtis instead of stephanie hsu when the film is about stephanie’s character and relies on her to make the emotional moments actually work… a story about an asian american family trying to make it through personal and societal obstacles… it’s gross
@FilmUpdates
Film Updates
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2022 Las Vegas Film Critics Society (LVFCS) Nominations: Best Supporting Actress: Jessie Buckley – Women Talking Hong Chau – The Whale Kerry Condon – The Banshees of Inisherin Jamie Lee Curtis – Everything Everywhere All at Once Janelle Monáe – Glass Onion
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stan the original gays who impersonated fbi agents
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2 years
the dean is constantly proving u can break gender norms with clothing (and makeup) and not wear ugly outfits !
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elise | now @bisexualscrisis
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hunter schafer is a transmedicalist and enbyphobic… fucking hell
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why tf did he climb on the table to laugh. short ppl are ANNOYING !!
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2 years
nandor not knowing the name of the wife he loved the most vs nandor getting guillermo’s full name right in the second fake proposal and them making sure to emphasize that
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@keyon will never forgive them for dropping him after season 2 he deserved to show off his skills more
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@DiscussingFilm can they just admit they don’t care about his character and haven’t for two seasons im tired
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guillermo when he went from wearing sweaters to his vampire slayer whore outfit
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@lyricshitposts someone make a lyric card account for just phineas and ferb songs i'm begging
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1 year
like it would have been cheesier but they always do this kind of stuff lol
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@DiscussingFilm this is so funny if they adjust it his own mother canonically doesn’t know her own son’s birthday. the son that she fought for for seasons. all because they didn’t bother to do a google search
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disney is happy to take advantage of his work after his death with all these remakes and bastardizations of his work. but they won’t even do the bare minimum of keeping his documentary on their streaming platform.
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that’s cool !! what’s the location of this set so i can definitely not tell the WGA about it !!
@EpicFilmGuys
Epic Film Guys ®
1 year
Whoa! Winona Ryder is back as Lydia Deetz on the set of Beetlejuice 2!
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when i watched this as a kid there was a point when i thought they were canonically dating, but that was quickly ended
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harry styles would NEVER !
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ted lasso’s season is finally getting dragged by critics and audiences. barry might actually have a chance at the emmys
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the what we do in the shadows episode "the escape" could and should be nominated for an emmy on the basis of laszlo swallowing a harmonica alone
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shiv making 3 awful choices (fighting w/ tom, unnecessarily intimidating greg, faking the call) being some of the leading events to her brothers not trusting her & therefore making family drama the reasoning behind choosing a president… shiv i’m so sorry this season sucks for u
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the book is written by an admitted pedophile
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@wapplehouse excuse u, she’s asian american and he’s ITALIAN american
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@BigTucsonDad
Big Tucson Dad
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BREAKING: CDC just announced that a massive outbreak of updog has started to spread
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@wlwbelove HELPPP ID' PASS AWAY
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@himbopercy They modeled these two after Jenna and Julien ........ I can feel it
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@TThisbitchgay y’all he never had a mustache in shrek 2 😭
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when mitski said “bro, don't get it twisted, I've been through hell / but since I stan dad, I'm alive and well"
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is this not the inflatable rat they used in the what we do in the shadows episode
@eliyudin
eli yudin
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When I first moved to NYC I didn’t realize scabby the rat was a union thing and googled how to rent one for a party
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@chasingbodies when ur the only one doing ur job so some swede decides that u should be ceo of the company
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@runmemymoneyplz @DiscussingFilm NOT THE RACHEL BERRY VIBES ALSDKFJLDSAKJF
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y’all are fucking weird
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THIS VIDEO MAKES ME FEEL INSANE
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i know this is a joke but putting ted lasso in with succession and barry is so funny like…
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the succession, barry and ted lasso boys had their fun… now it’s time for the real men
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the SNL cast backstage watching woody harrelson go on an anti-vaxx rant during his monologue knowing they have to do sketches with this man for the next hour
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@sitcomabed he has the same PR team as johnny depp and harvey weinstein
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why would i support guillermo and freddie's healthy relationship saying "i love you" to each other when i could support toxic gay representation with nandor and guillermo almost killing each other multiple times
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fuck a nandermo hug i want a laszlo and colin robinson hug
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ofmd stans watching wwdits for nandermo... yall that's not the queer rep we're talking about. the entire group's existence is the rep, sit back and have some fun
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stan the original gay who was investigated by the fbi
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@FilmUpdates y’all better make this flop. no hate watching. no “but it’s my childhood” or “but she’s already rich”. let it flop.
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yeah yeah freddie said he loved guillermo but nandor called guillermo "my fucking guy" and then pretended to beat the shit out of him so who's REALLY gay
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colin's "something lgbt just happened to me" face after guillermo slapped nandor
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julidae
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"they killed people" OMMFGGGG THEY WERE STIMMINGGG OH MY GODDD
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i’m so glad what we do in the shadows has kept sean as a recurring side character he’s so fun
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any time kieran makes this acting choice u know he’s about to serve cunt
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sokka i’m so sorry they did u so dirty u are THEE atla character and they will never take that away from u
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Finally, an LGBTQ+ series with no drugs, sex, or alcohol & hardly even a swear word. It was just a sweet, innocent, coming of age story about friendships and first love. The one so many of us have desperately needed for so long.
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colin farrell lost the best actor BAFTA so i blocked the royal family
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also a very important shoutout to kerry condon who was fantastic in the banshees of inisherin. all 4 other nominees deserved the win more than fucking jamie lee curtis
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it’s so funny how some ppl get mad at jemaine establishing the fact that he is more responsible for the wwdits and wellington paranormal shows than taika but ppl act like he’s being rude. y’all are literally ignoring his hard work and labeling the work as someone else’s?
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y/n sold to 1d as an nft
@LiamPayne
Liam
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Hey guys I’ve decided to start a new Twitter account to just talk about NFTs…I know I get pretty excited about it sometimes 😅If you’re interested go follow @PaynoEth and come say hello 👍🏼
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@FilmUpdates oh no poor multi-billion dollar company and millionaires ……
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@FilmUpdates she’s taking it
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@krispkohler i was rewatching episodes and there’s a point when buford had to force himself to only think about baljeet and it took seconds and he said it was easy 😭
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i didn’t even post his best looks bc i can’t screenshot them he slays literally every outfit he’s in
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laszlo cravensworth rt if u agree
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i’m not dragging barbie 2023. i WILL be seated. but ppl really just SAY THINGS huh
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colin keeps winning and somehow it’s hilarious every time
@nvdjas
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NOT THE FIRST WWDITS KISS
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@_siralex47 @DiscussingFilm everything is the same she’s just black. is her being black inherently a political agenda to you?
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@clarencejunior_ nobody gives a fuck, clarence
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at this point the entire outstanding guest star emmy category should just be the last of us cast members
@ungodlywests
َHOT GIRL SUMMER TOUR
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run him the outstanding guest star emmy right fckn now. #thelastofus
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@DCeballos95 the side eye got me scream laughing
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