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@LittlestBourgie @nise_yoshimi Counterpoint:

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@LookAtMyMeat1 @invaderalex That game/scene was this meme but for me.

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@PartyPrat If most American leftists looked more like this...and less what...you know, they actually look like, we would already have socialism.

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@Staroxvia Keffals:

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@USA_Polling The 11%

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@Vinncent @onlytwoplease Liberal and centrist Germans legitimately believe they have a unique and special privilege to lecture all other nations on everything - and that they earned this status of moral superiority by committing the Holocaust.

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A lot of commentary on Asian-Americans desperately wanting to be white, but actual white people do not act like this. This is peak third-world elitist despot energy. Actual assimilated upper-class people...are like Nehru or Jinnah lol.

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@USA_Polling yes, 11% of people picked that answer.

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@shoe0nhead Why they're not going to talk about policies

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@haardedrenge if he were that literate, he would not have the emojis he does

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@PresidentSunday Lmao at this lib assuming that it wouldn't immediately end up like this

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@khyleri Actually legendary posting game here, especially because the reactions are clearly this meme, lol.

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@whyvert @RealLPerezLA I mean a family of 12 with a household income of $108k is $9k average. I assume it's a mix of child benefits but also stuff like infinite hand-me-downs and making kids share a lot of stuff that would be fixed expenses (aka would still have to pay if they had only one kid).

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@RnaudBertrand It's important to note that this likely won't actually happen because Wolf's party will likely practically cease existing after next month's election (the last poll has them down to 2.7%).

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@AssLatam Why is this weird?

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@EsotericCD I used to be a pretty active trivia person and my personal experience is that people who know a shitload of random facts are disproportionately likely to be assholes who think they're smart and that such alleged smartness justifies their assholery.

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@NewSweezyite Funniest part is that this was even said about Nasser during the Suez Crisis. Western liberals legit compared the Suez to the Sudeten.

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@Noahpinion @wesyang This will be the response to you soon.

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@plzbepatient Tucker Carlson has inadvertently done more for world peace than all of DSA combined

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@moghilemear13 least white-woman obsessed Korean youth

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@TrueSlazac "Only liberal democracies can demographically prosper." Meanwhile liberal democracies:

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The major country with the lowest fertility rate is South Korea with a 2022 TFR of ~0.8. Why is South Korea's fertility rate so low? A thread.

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@kkondik Kamala has yet to show she can win black voters either.

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@Italian347 Best part is that the soldier wojak in East TN accurately given a union cap.

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@shoe0nhead Truer words never spoken

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@extradeadjcb Trump did it better.

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@PopulismUpdates She will soon become too powerful to stop. A precedent story in two parts.

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@TheAleksee Same logic implies anyone voting D doesn't care about immigrants or Muslims

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@pogorelov_ian I mean, if you look at the party affiliation of the people who first unleashed the Freikorps on the German left...

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@PopulismUpdates @USA_Polling The % of blacks in this poll that say they would have supported the Confederate States of America is higher than the % that voted Mitt Romney in 2012.

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@sullydish @libsoftiktok If you have a boyfriend or husband or someone asks, you shouldn't feel like you need to lie. But why is this otherwise relevant? Dignity requires teachers tell kids about everything related to their personal lives? Their kinks too? Absurd.

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@ElonMusgraves None of the people trying to dunk on this kid have 1% of his courage.

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@ettingermentum Yup. Biden's billions of aids to Israel now mostly consists of weaponry not particularly relevant to the Gaza War (advanced air-to-air fighters, 2k lb bunker busters, etc) Why else would they do this when senior DoD/State officials think Bibi wants to escalate to a regional war?

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@JoePostingg @Superninfreak Yes is the obvious choice then. You can restore a destroyed democracy. You can't restore a destroyed world.

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@grega415 @awessinger2020 @sfchronicle Well Allison was a wild character

SF schools official refuses to quit over racist Asian tweets

The black vice president of the San Francisco school board is refusing to resign amid fierce backlash over a series of racist tweets she made against Asian-Americans in 2016 – including that they...

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@thedailybeast Also the ADL

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@jesawyer Alternatively, google who the Minister of National Security is, and then ctrl-f "Rabin"

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@butleriano I find the pettiness of the term absolutely hilarious and have begun referring to other polities in the same way (Canada is the "Cringe Entity").

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@queeralamode In defense of Oprah, she realized what was going on not much later.

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@unlimitedsaturn meanwhile fgo jp events:

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@CollinSLKoh Liberals are loathe to admit it, but a part of that massive shift in Indonesia, Malaysia, etc. is influenced by Biden's Gaza war

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@souljagoytellem calling south african leftists "red nazis" is pretty much the ultimate white supremacist dog whistle lol, even the conservative monday club never went to those hysterics

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@GarrettPetersen Average archer. He's BOOOOOWing.

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@ettingermentum It's pretty obvious that he's going to condemn all of the Palestine protestors and give a ringing endorsement to Eric Adams, but draw some artificial distinction between Adams and GOP governors (aka the ones it's acceptable to criticize).

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@Tinkzorg Objectively false - non-Koreans in South Korea seem pretty universally happy, from Chinese to Bangladeshis to Vietnamese to whoever. And the South Koreans seem universally unhappy whether they're in SK or USA. Being South Africa in South Korea would probably rock, tbqf.

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@PrayashLand @TheAleksee I mean you're free to adopt Ernst Rohm politics if you want, just don't cry when all the voters you feel entitled to abandon you.

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@PopulismUpdates Hungary even developing the exact same political spectrum as Poland lmao

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@SakakiIsCute True insofar that the lack of chiseled Roman alphas to pin me down is extremely strong evidence of a crisis of masculinity in the decadent modern West.

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@padraigdurnin @mcrumps They're actually underselling him. He didn't object to the entire exam - he objected to the portion of the physics/chem exam that tested on humanities/culture. Not only did they get rid of that part, but my understanding is that they never brought it back! Zhang still winning!

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@LookAtMyMeat1 Unironically, this does seem like an industry that would be better as state-run than privately owned. Social aims are not well served by the profit motive here. Someone who finds a good match on an app...usually stops using the app, lol.

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@bassinfusion @brechtcastel @romeanews @zminaUkraine @ArbiterOfTweets

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@lefttwick replies are entirely expected from the type of person who follows aaron rupar

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@Steve_Sailer Average person will say somewhat higher but many liberals will balance them out by saying much lower and claiming that the police are faking the murders of mostly black victims as part of a conspiracy to imprison more blacks. Heard this argument repeatedly from law school libs

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@GabeGuidarini Lol, false, because almost nobody outside of DC thinktanks is lib-right. Lib-right probably wouldn't win a single county in the United States.

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@bimbocommunist I mean, unsurprising since women will naturally act differently if their basic material conditions and economic survival isn't predicted on appealing to weirdos like the pic related screencap.

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@LookAtMyMeat1 what makes it even funnier is that I think the guy might be Arab or Turkish or something.

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@crousselle Developing young children with speech disorders were banned from seeing their speech therapists.

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@SamtheNightOwl It's the have sex meme, I suspect actually.

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@RedWaveSZN @RealLPerezLA I voted for this. Not because I think it's a good idea, in fact I think it's a very bad idea. But because I think it'd be very funny.

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@primalpoly sorry that this is now considered "toxic masculinity" by polite society

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@PokePrick @dyingscribe Everyone thinks HR is woke cultists but one of the main responsibilities of HR is fending off nonmeritorious racism and sexism allegations. HR people are often the MOST redpilled people in a company

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@cyclicAMP24 @adamjohnsonNYC Amusingly, the guy who won the auction was a relatively prominent politician (was the GOP nominee for Governor in 2022). Somehow a politician is involved in this story and is almost certainly the most normal, non-unhinged person in it.

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@lodgepolepines @tobitac Fits in with every Northern Chinese office experience I've ever seen. Extremely strict and inflexible 8:30-5 office presence requirement, but people lunch for an hour and half, nap for an hour and half, and mobile game or watch movies/Douyin for 2+ more hours.

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@ettingermentum well they're also all old white boomers who are hyper-political. this is pretty much the most pro-Haley demographic in existence.

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Liberals: "Good thing we live under capitalism, where our media isn't blatant propaganda for the ruling idealogy." Capitalism:

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Politico staffers will be expected to "adhere to Axel Springer-wide guiding principles," including "support for a united Europe, Israel’s right to exist and a free-market economy, among others."

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@shadihamid Correct. Russia never killed a million Iraqis. Russia never sponsored ISIS. Russia isn't enacting a famine-genocide on Afghanistan.

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@souljagoytellem It's amazing how strong the demand for an alternative to Bidenism is - and how pretty much every respectable institution and movement in America has totally failed to provide any semblance of one. Says something damning about America...

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@BRyvkin The obvious answer is that it's not about Israel. People on all sides basically read into Israel their own domestic agenda and idealogy (see also evangelicals in love with Israel). It's basically become an ideological rorschach battleground, like the Spanish Civil War.

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@jesawyer Durance always uncomfortably reminded me of that Ilya Repin painting about Ivan IV accidentally clubbing his son to death, and I was never able to imagine his dialogue in anything but a Russian accent even though he was actually dubbed.

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@Karl_Was_Right Mao, because he has something Lenin and Stalin didn't have - the opportunity to learn from Stalin and Lenin

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@Econ_Marshall A liberal is someone who opposes bad things, but only if they happened in the past.

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@Econ_Marshall Namibia is the rare country that suffered from and thus ferociously opposes both German genocide and apartheid, as opposed to modern Germany, which clearly supports both.

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@krazgreinetz >Dartmouth >Progressive Pick one. It was one of Sander's WORST cities in both the 2016 and 2020 primary. Clearly deeply unrepresentative of most young voters.

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@dotorii_muk It also doesn't even make sense from a purely ethnic or cultural perspective. The EA/SEA distinction seems pretty artificial and emerges from (problematic) Asian-American culture. And yeah, its fundamentally classist since the main form of prejudice actually seems to be colorism

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@calicomb @PartyPrat The wine cave cinematic universe

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@SwannMarcus89 I'm 90% sure it's less New Yorkers in particular, and more just Latinos (esp. Dominican), Asians, Orthodox Jews, Caribbeans, Middle Easterners, and Slavs who are extremely crime averse - and NYC is the big city where these populations form the highest % of the population.

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@PopulismUpdates It's interesting that the Greek right-wingers, who literally adopted a policy of "murder refugees" are widely classified as center-right, probably because they're europhiles. Indicates that the only thing which outrages Euro liberals about the far-right is euroscepticism.

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@Scholars_Stage Well, it's obviously not the norm in societies that already got out of the middle income trap. But China is literally still middle income. The fact that the poorest rural areas in China resemble rural Brazil/Mexico is...exactly what you'd expect?

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@Autiauto @AsaHutchinson @MZHemingway No, his career is just beginning - as a corporate lobbyist.

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@souljagoytellem This probably just means that she's already consulted with party leadership and they've determined that her vote won't be needed.

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@souljagoytellem even MSNBC anchors are calling Biden "impotent and weak"

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@tencor_7144 Your opinion towards "appropriation" is a class shibboleth. Elite POCs view their culture as a status symbol to differentiate them from other elites. Normie POCs think their culture is cool and like to see it shared/spread, including with whites, as long as it's not arrogant.

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@broderly That's true, but only one of those groups of Ukrainians is celebrated by the prevailing political order in today's Ukraine.

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@Scholars_Stage This is the norm in developing societies lol. Less a unique crisis and more the norm lol. But it does help explain though why the PRC is investing so much in "rural antipoverty", however.

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@jessesingal One can simultaneously 1) believe @bariweiss constantly pumps out garbage takes 2) hate the NYT for always amplifying her garbage takes and 3) not be a total psycho while attacking her because, don't know her personally & all, but tons of perfectly nice people have garbage takes

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@RoKhanna @kenklippenstein @JordanUhl Don't agree with the rationale, but props for responding/engaging

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@TheAleksee I ceased recognizing Canada as a legitimate nation when a Canadian lawyer once told me that they needed to interpret the Canadian Constitution in the context of the "history of slavery and Jim Crow."

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@ettingermentum The date is October 2024. The Biden campaign is quoting Lib ET posters trying to "unskew" the polls by questioning crosstabs.

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@nytimes Also the ADL

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@billyanania @queersocialism Alright, I desperately need to know what this is about

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@OliverJia1014 @KEMO_HUNZ Well, being political isn't the exact same as being hardcore ideological culture wars. For example, plenty of people have negative opinions on Abe but there isn't a scorched earth culture wars partisan polarization Abe derangement syndrome.

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@GarbageApe It's QAnon for liberals. The storm is coming this time, guys!!

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@souljagoytellem That is why PSL shouldn't be considered a respectable institution. That's kind of my point. No respectable institution does this, so weirdos can get 3m views easy mode

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@AngelicaOung @TaiwanNewsEN But not surprising. This naturally flows from the ideology of the ruling party. Elections have consequences.

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@ettingermentum NAFO be like

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@VitruVN This isn't a problem with marriage. This is a problem with toxic American social norms and cringe people who demand their spouses give up their hobbies and individuality.

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@ettingermentum The only group that doesn't disapprove by more than 2-1 is "white college grads", which should tell us the class/race dynamics of Blue MAGA Bidenism.

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