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I write music for Delays and sometimes make films...

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1 year
In case you missed it, or found it too blurry. The Guardian interview is now available online. Thank you for your cooperation while I shamelessly plaster myself all over the internet (It all feels so surreal)
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Why are ageing white men so vile about Meghan Markle and why are they called Jeremy Clarkson and Piers Morgan.
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@NoContextBrits It looks like she watched it through a stained glass window.
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Look at this fucking maniac in Rwanda. In a nation full of bright lights, we somehow end up with the worst humans in charge. @SuellaBraverman this is reprehensible.
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@Cobratate She's not paying rent or tax living in your head for free.
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3 years
My brother @GregDelays x
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@Jacob_Rees_Mogg Says out of touch entitled man who could have retired as a child.
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4 years
No apology ✅ No Admittance of any wrong doing✅ No accountability ✅ Empty remorse ✅ Vacuous soundbites ✅ Blame the press when the narrative doesn't fit their agenda ✅ Welcome to the new America. #DominicCummngs
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@SuellaBraverman Mad that you signed off 'RT Hon'. There is nothing right or honourable about being sacked twice for wrong doing and not feeling accountable for any of it. Well done.
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@JuliaHB1 @RishiSunak @Keir_Starmer Man quoted as calling people "piccaninnies with watermelon smiles" attends march against racism. Got it.
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@Nigel_Farage Your hypocrisy is beyond parady. You're a divisive, abhorrent, failed MP. I have no idea why you appear on my feed but, freedom of speech and all that... It feels good to be able to call you a cunt.
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@NoContextBrits Prince Andrew's £12 million.
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@RishiSunak Hey Rishi, I live in Southampton and the General Hospital where you were actually born is in complete disarray... Imagine being in a position of power where you could change people's lives and leave a legacy that is statue worthy... Oh wait, you could.
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They'll allow themselves second and third jobs when we're already paying for their first... But they'll take your benefits, then they'll take your medication, and finally, when you're homeless they'll take your tent... #ThankYouTories
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@SuellaBraverman @Telegraph Even after being fired for a second time, your unwavering dedication to stop people from being able to benefit from the abundant, multicultural society your parents were lucky enough to thrive in... Is still the worst hypocrisy imaginable.
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@NadineDorries That's exactly how I feel when your tweets appear in my timeline and I don't even follow you.
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@Cobratate Andrew: You dont get women. You dont get women to spend money on. You won't get married because you're scared. You dont know fun, or freedom. You won't get married so BEGONE and go fuck yourself, man. Are you real?
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@carolecadwalla No one ever raised a statue to a critic, Carol. You're on the right side of history and that's more powerful and burns brighter than any words that could ever be used against you. We salute you and appreciate you so very much. Onwards.
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@RishiSunak I have no idea how you can stand face to face with the people you simultaneously clapped and stuck a middle finger up to... They pay twice as much as MP's for food and you took away free parking while vilifiying them for wanting fair pay. You're unreal.
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@stand_for_all Beginning to think this guy might not be a Dr after all.
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@Nigel_Farage @HumzaYousaf I don't think that's your problem with this picture at all, is it?
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@Cobratate If they were that divine you wouldn't be in there mate.
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@Conservatives @RishiSunak But you also told us rising inflation was out of the government's control... And now you're taking the credit for falling global energy prices? So which one is it?
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Some people have suggested that me calling Piers Morgan, Kelvin MacKenzie and Nigel Farage gammon joints might be construed as being racist. Just for the record, I absolutely ham not!
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@RishiSunak 1/ At the end of the first quarter of 2023, here is a list of our wishlist actions which haven't happened: ❌halve inflation ❌grow the economy ❌reduce debt ❌cut waiting lists ❌stop the boats This is our focus. Which we won't deliver on Fixed it.
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@Conservatives All you have left is to divide? You absolute cunts.
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@ByDonkeys Self serving entitled cunts. Looking to further fill their pockets as they empty ours with reckless abandon.
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@Nigel_Farage @HumzaYousaf Here you go, Nigel. Here's a picture of the actual cabinet with 6 women and 4 men... Do you want to delete your tweet just in case it feels inflammatory or racist? Or is this not divisive enough for you?
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@Nigel_Farage When the wind stops blowing we can use the constant stream of hot air that leaves your mouth...
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@David_Cameron @elicoh1 For parity, and because you're advocating for a pause in fighting... Presumably you'll be visiting Gaza as well? Or is it too far away from the untapped natural gas?
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@NoContextBrits He's an assonist.
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@RishiSunak I didn't vote for you, nobody did... But I still contribute towards your wages... Just like the nurses do and just like the patient's in their angelic care do also. For 2023, stop lying to us. Stop with the empty platitudes, and start by taxing corporations accordingly.
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@GaryLineker Cannot believe the cheek of what I've just seen when zooming in on your spectacles!
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@RishiSunak One thing you need to know from the actual public you're presiding over and not the bubble that you're living in... Nothing that you're doing is actually benefiting the majority, but you already know this.
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2 years
So @GregDelays left me his guitar in his will, and it feels like the best gift ever right now... Merry Christmas, brother x
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Dear friends, as I'm sure you're aware Greg's health is in decline and we don't know how long we have left... Life is fucking wild. As per his request, I'll still be holding fort and trying my brightest to walk through with you. Please join us for one last dance together... Love
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@NoContextBrits A friend went to school with a lad called Toby who'd been born with a forceps delivery that left his head a bit cone shaped. They called him Tobylerone.
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Not content with being sacked twice with no admittance of wrongdoing already. Suella Braverman, successful daughter of immigrants and wonderful example of a prosperous multicultural society, doubles down on setting fire to the ladder of opportunity she was gifted. Vile.
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Looking forward to the season of The Crown where William has an affair and gets pegged while wearing a GoPro on his head, just as he finds out his uncle payed a girl £12 million to keep quiet about nothing but Meghan Markle is the problem.
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@mtgreenee Tell us Roy Moore about where you Gaetz your information?
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Happy birthday, brother. "It's so bright in here" was one of the last things Greg ever said to me, while we were holding hands in a pitch black room. Wherever you are and whatever you're doing, I hope you're casting long shadows and beaming from ear to here x @GregDelays
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@RishiSunak Despite your own Home Office report concluding: "There is no credible evidence that any one ethnic group is over-represented in cases of child sexual exploitation" You're still running with this inflammatory bullshit. Do you have any fucking idea how dangerous your words are?
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@Jeremy_Hunt "Oops". You're in charge and the reason it's the biggest single issue. How embarrassing.
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@LeeAndersonMP_ Thanks Lee, your bravery in the face of absolutely zero adversity from anyone about wearing a poppy is astonishing.
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@SuellaBraverman Presumably you'll be applying this policy to the well documented Catholic Church grooming as well?
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@DonaldJTrumpJr He's being held accountable for his own actions you hate filled suit rat.
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Just before we went on stage at every gig, we'd hold each other like this. What I'd give to be able to do this again right now... Hold your loved ones close #TimsTwitterListeningParty
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@GBNEWS The institution responsible for you and me being alive and well today needs to be scrapped now does it, all because you work for a failing propaganda mouthpiece? Do fuck off.
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@kelvmackenzie People are broke, Kelvin. They're trying to heat their houses and put food on the table and you're race baiting to try and stay relevant. Prick.
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@Conservatives You're literally trying to repeal the human rights act, so don't pretend you care about any of us, you vile pieces of shit.
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@KTHopkins I didn't think you liked foreigners going to other countries and being a *drain* on their emergency services?
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@Cobratate Delusional, you spelt delusional wrong.
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@SuellaBraverman This 'strategy' to deflect and blame a party that isn't in power is fucking pathetic. Is that the best you've got? To act like schoolkids "Yeah but they..." Grow up you, you're disgusting.
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@RealDeniseWelch They have Harry pegged as some kind of narcissist but it's just not true...
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@MichelleMone How come you only have a problem with these people now that you've been found out?
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@Lord_Sugar This is a really shit quote, Alan.
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@LeeAndersonMP_ Why don't you give your mate Jim Davidson a call? I'm sure he could hook you up with Gary Glitter for a last minute entry.
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2 years
See you soon x
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I'm sure you've had plenty of stick over the last couple of days @BorisJohnson But my brother @GregDelays chemo was cancelled indefinitely on the first day of lockdown, and he is now dead as a result. So I just wanted to publicly say, fuck you, you entitled, narcissistic cunt x
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@JuliaHB1 The hypocrisy in this tweet is beyond parody. Well done.
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@JamesCleverly Wow, I was waiting for there to be a twist at the end but no... Without a hint of irony you talk about the opportunities your own mother was given, and then take them away for countless others in the next breath. I'm glad you're alright, Jack.
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@Lord_Sugar @GMB You once called Senegalese football players 'sunglasses and handbag salesman'. Your opinion on anything is irrelevant, out of touch and divisive.
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@NoContextBrits Merry Christmetastasis
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@SuellaBraverman Every single one of those fallen heroes would be disgusted by your actions. You are everything they fought against. Well done.
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@piersmorgan Charles had an affair and the Queen swept Prince Andrew's exploits under the regal carpet... You can't seriously claim there's a moral high ground here.
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@RishiSunak Yes! Cannot wait to feel the 0.08% boost to the economy directly into my back pocket.
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❤️
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@theliamnissan John Subwayne
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@NoContextBrits Rightly so! How dare she.
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My dad just came round wearing a @MileyCyrus t shirt. Cherish them x
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@TheDweck Look at all those adults; vaccinated during their childhood so they could live long enough to protest against vaccination. Genius.
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2 years
Can I just...
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@UKLabour This has been at the forefront of everyone's mind while rationing their heating and putting on a bug coat.
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@Jacob_Rees_Mogg You don't think anyone should strike though do you, Jacob? You just want everyone to stay in their fucking lane while you dish out millions of pounds in contracts to your friends and benefactors. That's not how the democracy you crave works my love.
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@NoContextBrits Gary Oldman ⏩ Gary Oldwoman
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@implausibleblog He's straight talking, he likes a pint, man of the people. A racist man for the racist people...
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I💰can't💰understand💰why💰the💰government💰are💰even💰contemplating💰easing💰 #lockdown 💰when💰we're💰still💰experiencing 💰such💰a💰high💰death💰toll💰 #extendlockdown 💰
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@AnnieLennox Who am I to disagree?
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@SkyNews This human has stoked more racial divide in society than any politician in my lifetime. There would be more gravitas and pragmatism in farting into that microphone for the length of this interview.
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@docrussjackson I bet she fucking hates her surname.
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@Bren4Bassetlaw Your party has stolen most of his manifesto, let that sink in for a minute...
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@NickAdamsinUSA I've known friends who held similar opinions not long before they came out... Just saying.
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@Nigel_Farage Well well well, if it isn't the consequences of your own actions...
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@RishiSunak "Unleash". I mean, we've been waiting a while Rishi and so far it's been... A lie. Anyway, has the money from the childcare deal been unleashed into your wife's offshore bank account yet?
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@piersmorgan I dare you to go a whole week without trying to be contrary to stay relevant.
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@GBNEWS You absolute fucking cretin. Boris being in front of the committee today was nothing to do with Brexit. It was because he broke the rules that everyone else had to abide by because we had no choice in trust. My brother's chemotherapy was cancelled, I couldn't see him. He's dead.
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@Conservatives @SteveBarclay @GregHands "Planned". Your actual tax raid that happened in real life, has hit every single household in the country you want to carry on governing... Look out the fucking window will you.
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@realDonaldTrump Impeached ✅ Russia played part in your win ✅ Called Far right "Nice people" ✅ Imposed Muslim travel ban ✅ Still no tax returns ✅ Called Elizabeth Warren Pocahontas ✅ Incited police to use violence ✅ Climate change denial ✅ Worst president in history? ✅
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@RishiSunak Crack down on this if you get a moral...I mean minute.
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@Conservatives You've caused the debt ✅ You're borrowing their policies ✅ More unfounded bullshit ✅
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@campbellclaret @ediramaal Was this taken on the set of Lord Of The Rings?
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@RishiSunak Why don't you start by protecting the NHS? Defending the values of our health care system? Guarantee it's long term security?
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@trussliz Fantastic news, we'll recoup the £30 billion you've cost us in a matter of... Lots of time.
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@GaryLineker Simon Case Closed.
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@BBCNews "Strip" - Prince Andrew to underage girls.
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