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Comic writer. Surviving out of pure spite. Keep mine Kirby 1/3 of the rowdy rough boys. technically just 3 kids in an overcoat. 6.5/10 he/him 🏳️‍🌈

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The art, and letters are now completely finished. All that’s left is the coloring, and editing! Boneheads is a punk rock horror comedy about best friends, necromancy, and being careful what you wish for. Follow the misadventures of Simon and Teddy in boneheads! Coming soon.
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Fixed it for you player.
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Just Alfred 📚🏳️‍🌈
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I DIDN'T DO FUCKING SHIT! I DIDN’T RIG SHIT!
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@pabsorderpizza Right wing extremist are responsible for 2/3s of all domestic terror attacks in the U.S.
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@helen Wait Avril Lavigne isn’t emo? This makes things… complicated.
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My dumb ass thought this was 25 lbs of meth disguised as a Aztec calendar.
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It’s Friday night. What are you pulling off my shelf first?
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If you scan the QR code from Doom Patrol it takes you to Brenden Fraser’s IDMB page.
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@KountKanser @NaughtyBoss1 I just wanna know where I can get a grown ass man sized tub
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What a tome, this thing is huge.
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@minepoison @KountKanser @NaughtyBoss1 I guess I’m about to be a senior citizen then.
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Who is your favorite Spider-Man artist? For me it’s always gonna be Mark Bagley, followed by Mcfarlane, and Ross Andru.
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Looking to hire an artist for a horror-comedy book. Drop your portfolios below.
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I have been collecting comics for almost 21 years and I don’t own a graded book.
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SO BASICALLY THE SCARIEST THING ABOUT WOLVERINES HEALING FACTOR IS THAT THEORETICALLY HE COULD JUST INFINITELY CUT OFF HIS DICK AND THROW IT AT PEOPLE WHICH IS SCARIER THAN HIS CLAWS, PLUS MAGNETO IS BASICALLY POWERLESS TO SOFT PENILE PROJECTILES.
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@lovincomicbooks I got bwl fatigue pretty quick unfortunately. I thought he was great character, but putting him front and center in everything for a year and a half ruined him for me.
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I am not playing I can’t believe I won. Thank you @Chime
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@TheCrimsonChinn @freemehbruh I know big Bob personally he is from my hometown. He’s a nice guy, although he didn’t offer me a cockmeat sandwich.
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Hands down one of my favorite shirts.
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I have now officially dropped 80lbs 233lbs to 150lbs in 2 years. I’m a little proud of myself for this one.
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I don’t care what anyone says, I like that movie.
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I don't care what anyone says, I like that movie.
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@Pachi_Pachi_fan Judge De’Ath from judge dredd the basic for Batman who laughs
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Hope to god that I’m not Kyle Rayner.
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You open up your fridge and find Christina Ricci, what do you do?
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So I broke 1000 followers. So let’s do a giveaway. I’ve got Saga Vol. 1-8 The wicked and the divine 1-6 samurai Grandpa vol. 1 I’ll pick 3 winners on 1-30-22 Like, follow, and retweet for your chance to win one of these awesome collections.
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nacogdoches will never feel like it did in 2015. The vibe was unreal back then
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Hey @Doncates can you please tell Tradd Moore that’s he’s now solely responsible for my mind being blown.
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Hey everyone Dakota pooped out a little human! Imogen Bonnie Scout Dotson 8.5 lbs 19.5 inches long Rad as fuck.
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If Only built 4 Cuban Linx by @Raekwon isn’t in your top 10 albums of all time you’re wrong.
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This is, and always will be the best DC logo design. The classic Bronze Age DC Bullet logo used from 1976-2005
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Gonna be reading the @79SemiFinalist Captain Marvel omni to my little Scout!
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How did no one at @GoldsGym kick this guys ass? Where is @Robertfrank615 when you need him?
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I went Wednesday to a job interview, for a maintenance supervisor position, and was really hoping I would get it. Today I got the call back, and they offered me the position! Your boys going salary!!!!!!
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Thankful for the fact that I'm gonna be a dad yo!
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If you have “comics” in your bio I’m probably gonna follow you
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I finally fucking have it!!!! A factory sealed, brand new Annihilation conquest. Cannot wait to dive into this on my next day off.
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I love comics but a lot of fans are ultra pressed about everything. Just shut the fuck up. Read what you like, give praise when it’s due, and if you don’t like something keep it to yourself. No manners having sumbitches, I tell you what.
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Let’s drunk read this Donny Cates venomnibus tonight!
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@_lordtoasty We respect 2000 ad in my house.
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@mischiefanimals Oh dude deer/moose/elk velvet shedding is metal as fuck.
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My 30lb package finally came in.
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@yunghugheffner @crackcobain__ @_Kingam_ Jay got him with Takeover “You’ve been in it 10 yrs I’ve been it it 5 smarten up nas, 4 albums in 10 years I can divide, that’s one every say 2, 2 of them shits was due one was nah and the other was illmatic that’s 1 hot album every 10 years average.”
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@naMnaSYt @karystmania How many remember the real max steel?
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@TubiDefender I don’t drop character until I do the dvd commentary.
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@lolennui I got you.
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Since I’m on the absolute carnage being dope as fuck subject, here is me reading absolute carnage and doing dope shit.
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@MarkJacob16 @invisiblelad007 @RonFilipkowski The worst part is if you told me a Shreveport paper posted this yesterday I’d be willing to believe it.
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Our baby boy is doing great y’all! Look at him!
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I really just love comics.
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@t_a_brosz No Tom, it’s not like AI. The folks who created these were actually talented, and not hacks who type prompts.
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Dad II: Back in the habit. Coming End of 2022.
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Tonight’s reading stack for work.
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To all my followers, Im extremely sorry but I am gonna be shamelessly self promoting my book for the next few months.
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@Ssnyder1835 Dude your baby is only like a month old. Give it time you’ll warm up to him.
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Remember the time I met Eric from @momjeansca ? What a rad dude!
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I shaved for the first time in almost 2 years today, and I look like a child.
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4 comics outside of Marvel and DC everyone should read you say? Here’s a few of my picks from my personal library.
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4 comics outside of Marvel and DC everyone should read you say? I have four that come to mind:
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I read all of Sheriff of Babylon for the first time tonight, and I gotta be honest I really think @TomTaylorMade and @MitchGerads might just have a future in this funny book business.
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Reading comics doesn’t make you cool, but if you’re cool you probably read comics.
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I got to hold my little guy!
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Having a Comic creator, who I’m a big fan of, give some compliments to my writing, really made my whole week.
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If you read something, and you like it, you should tell the whole world about it.
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This time of the year has always been rough for me, but I do have some good news. It’s now been officially 5 years, and a day since the last time I tried to take my life, and now I’m just really glad I didn’t succeed back then.
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Alrighty guys, it’s Christmas time, let’s give some books away. Cosmic Ghost Rider tpb Thanos Wins tpb Fables vol. 1 tpb Batman White knight tpb Like, RT, and make sure you’re following. I’ll pick 4 winners Friday. Merry Christmas ya filthy animals.
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I’ve done it!!!! I’ve made it to issue #48 of the Fantastic Four. The Galactus saga has now begun.
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I’ve been working out, eating healthier, and kind of happy to say I’m under 160lbs for the first time since 7th grade, and feeling better than ever. I’ve now dropped almost 65lbs.
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So now it’s set in stone, I have the Job, I quit my other job today, and it was very cathartic, and I start my new job with an almost 4 dollar raise.
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I’m really blessed and thankful for a lot of y’all, I’ll be honest I don’t have a lot of friends Irl, and this world would be alot more whack if I didn’t have some of yall to talk too. So thank you to everyone Who interacts with me, it means the world to me.
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@rdouek I can’t help it if one in every five is nude.
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But I thought the Catholic Church hated the LGBT community?
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Pedophiles Believe They Should Be A Part Of The LGBT Community
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If you die and come back as a cowboy thats called reintarnation
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I finished up my first full length comic script, and I’m pretty proud of myself.
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My fiancé is the bravest, strongest most powerful woman in the world and you can’t convince me otherwise. She pushed out an almost 10 lb baby, naturally without an epidural. I love her so much, and I’m so lucky I get to spend my life with her.
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DAKOTA JUST SCORED A JOB THAT CAN CHANGE OUR LIVES! WAY TO GO BABY!
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Hey I guess y’all enjoyed my last post. It’s Saturday what are you picking up off the shelves first?
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I FUCKING JUST BOUGHT A PS5 SUCK A DICK SUPPLY SHORTAGE! I GOT ONE!
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I used to be a big fan of Arian foster when he played for Houston. I tried to get a fan club going but oddly no one wanted to join the Arian nation.
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Former NFL player arian foster admits NFL is literaly rigged
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This isn’t even funny this is just racism. Read the comments, read the reply’s, and then wonder why conservative, Republican and racist are all used interchangeably.
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We’re playing black Monopoly where you get out of jail immediately and have infinite rent forgiveness
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I love my partner so much. Just genuinely infatuated with her everyday.
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I like the watchmen, except for the character who wears the mask of my parents fighting.
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I’ve been losing weight, and getting in shape(as of right now I’ve dropped almost 70 lbs down to 175 lbs in the last year), and I’m getting mentally healthy?!?! Bitch I’m about to be unstoppable.
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I know everyone is curious about today. I just have a request that you keep Orion in your prayers. Orion Cooper Dotson was born today at 3:06 pm, and during the birth some problems occurred. Orion had to be rushed to the NICU, and me and Dakota have not gotten to
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Got to spend Easter with my little family.
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Gonna need to find someone who loves to draw spooky things for a comedy horror series I’m working on.
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We’re going to the hospital tonight, and they’ll induce Dakota in the morning. I’m gonna be a dad soon, how wild is that?
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@biscuitsjoe @mudron Chips being $.99 in 2009, wages haven’t changed chips are now $3.29 Only thing that’s inflation proof is Arizona tea.
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My baby’s having a baby!
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I’m really sorry if I worried anyone, I had a pretty rough go at it the past week. My bipolar disorder will sometimes get the best of me, and I don’t realize what’s happening until I come down. I never realize when I’m manic, and when things do finally settle down it’s easier for
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Getting kandi ready for Ubbi Dubbi @UbbidubbiFest @UbbiDubbiFam
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Holy buttfucking Batman guys. This @brian_level Orion commission is literally everything I dreamed about and more! This is unreal and I can’t wait to see it on my wall!
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Everyone is ok, we're at the hospital but we were just in a pretty bad wreck jeep is totaled, lost close to $300 in groceries we just bought, my left hand is probably broken.
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