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Dak (Retired)

@RidiculousDak

5 years

“Do you really let your dog sleep in the bed with you??” My dog:

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Dak (Retired)

@RidiculousDak

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I found a video of a duck falling asleep and I’m convinced it’s the cutest video ever

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I’ve never seen a puppy pull a prank before and this was too cute not to share🐶

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Sometimes I get sad but then I remember this video exists

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Another Disney star hit rock bottom. Pray for Ratatouille y’all

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juni cortez walked so tony stark could run

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Dak (Retired)

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I aspire to be as care free as this good boy

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Dak (Retired)

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Your dog is iron man now

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@jujuasf

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So my dog decided to swallow a flash light and this happened

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Dak (Retired)

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If you’re having a bad day here’s a rare video of a corgi with a long tail to make it better🐶

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Dak (Retired)

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Me happily listening to the same 6 songs everyday

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Dak (Retired)

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Imagine carrying 18 dumbbells to the court to look cool for a video just to get overshadowed by an old man hitting free throws

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Dak (Retired)

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Turn your sound on I promise you won’t regret it😂

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Dak (Retired)

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You get 3 wishes

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Nobody: Shampoo bottle when I’m in the shower:

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Dak (Retired)

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“Do you really let your dog sleep in the bed with you??” Me:

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Dak (Retired)

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Switching from WiFi to LTE cause I’m impatient

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Dak (Retired)

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This is definitely the most vicious pit bull attack I’ve ever seen

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Dak (Retired)

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It’s a basic human skill not a woman’s skill

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Dak (Retired)

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I’ve just been putting my sunglasses up there like an idiot

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Dak (Retired)

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Corals aren't plants they're animals. Imagine carving your name on cats/dogs...

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Dak (Retired)

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Here’s a video you didn’t know you needed

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Dak (Retired)

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Babies stare a lot for someone who doesn’t know how to fight

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Dak (Retired)

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I aspire to be as care free as this good boy

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Dak (Retired)

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Me: *gets a snack* My dog:

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Dad: “Just put whatever mommy usually buys in your basket” Daughter:

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Dak (Retired)

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My money as soon as I earn it

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Dak (Retired)

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My gut feeling: Don’t do it Me: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I think I’m gonna do it

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Dak (Retired)

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Imagine carrying 18 dumbbells to the court to look cool for a video just to get overshadowed by an old man hitting free throws

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Dak (Retired)

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Don’t mind me just freaking out about how adorable this video of a dog doing a cartwheel is

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Dak (Retired)

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Teacher: “Discuss your answers with the person next to you” Me and the person next to me:

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Dak (Retired)

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Me telling the worker at Subway what I want on my sandwich

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Dak (Retired)

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Me pulling up with all the love and affection I have to offer

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Dak (Retired)

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Me looking around in class to see if I’m the only one that doesn’t understand it

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Dak (Retired)

@RidiculousDak

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Anyone else read this with two different voices in their head?

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@jujuasf

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What’s the point of this?😂

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Dak (Retired)

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That bean doesn't even have a face but it looks so done with the other bean😂

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Dak (Retired)

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*On FaceTime* *Poor connection pops up* Both people:

CONCRETE BOY BOAT^

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It ain’t me bitch it’s u

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And in the morning I’m making waffles

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Dak (Retired)

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*Studies all night for a test* My brain during the test:

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If you’re having a bad day here’s a video to make it better🐶🐥

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I’ve watched this 20+ times and the ending never stops being funny😂

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Dak (Retired)

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*Gets left on read for hours* Me: “I’m never talking to them again” Them: *Finally replies* Me:

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Dak (Retired)

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Friends: “What’s your password?” Me: “It’s my birthday” Friends:

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Dak (Retired)

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Shrek grossed $484 million fyi

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Dak (Retired)

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Probably one of the most vicious pit bull attacks I’ve ever seen

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Dak (Retired)

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Since tomorrow is Halloween here’s the best Halloween video you’ll ever see🐶

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Dak (Retired)

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When you hear your sibling lying in the other room after your mom just separated y’aII from fighting

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Dak (Retired)

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Friends: "Be ready at 7:30" Me at 7:30:

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Dak (Retired)

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And in the morning I’m making waffles

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Dak (Retired)

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when someone gets what they deserve

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Dak (Retired)

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Friend: “Hey did you ask yet?” Me: “No my mom’s in a bad mood”

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Dak (Retired)

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Me: “You should bring a jacket cause it’s gonna get cold” Her: “No I don’t wanna mess up my outfit” Also her:

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Dak (Retired)

@RidiculousDak

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Me: *Doesn’t understand something* Professor that has studied the subject for 42 years:

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At this point myself

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Me: “Wanna go with me to-“ Her:

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While y’all are quarantined here’s a cute video of a dog just vibing to cheer you up

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“How much money do you have?” Me:

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Dak (Retired)

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I have a nice personality

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Me having an existential crisis in the shower when I should’ve gotten out 25 minutes ago

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Interviewer: “What's your name?” Me: “Hired” Interviewer: “You're Hired?” Me: “Thank you” Interviewer:

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Mom: “Don’t wind the dog up” Me:

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“Girl imma have to call you back I just dropped my baby”

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I would do everything so differently

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This is one of the purest things I’ve ever seen🐶

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When you’re walking past the aisles at Walmart and finally see your mom

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TikTok isn’t as bad as I thought🐶

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We were only friends with some people cause we saw them 5 days a week

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*mom typing* *mom typing* *mom typing* *mom typing* *mom typing* *mom typing* *mom typing* *mom typing* *4 minutes later* "Ok👍🏻"

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Dak (Retired)

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My professor after I take an impossible final: “HAPPY HOLIDAYS!” Me:

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Captain America vs Captain ‘Murica

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Me: “Bring a jacket” Her: “No I’ll be fine” Her 20 minutes later:

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Robber: “Any last words?” Me:

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When you realize YOU’RE the ugly friend

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Dak (Retired)

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It takes my friends 5 business days to choose a restaurant

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Tell your baby to stop crying before I bite it

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age 7: ( •_•) (•_• ) ( ง )ง ୧( ୧ ) /︶\ /︶\ me naps now: ( •_•) (•_• ) ( ง )🤝( ୧ ) /︶\ /︶\ me naps

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Imagine being here by yourself

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Me constantly switching between calm and panicked throughout the day

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Me: *never talks to crush* Crush: *starts dating someone else* Me:

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My mom coming back into my room and finding me sleeping 5 mins after she woke me up

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Me: “Are you mad?” Her: “No” Me: “Let’s see a smile then” Her:

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Not the first two-face snake I’ve came across

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When an instagram ad pops up about something you literally JUST talked about

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When you’re being annoying and they actually get annoyed

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He’s doing his best okay

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Just checked my bank account and all it says is $LMA0.00

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Idk what this cat is going through but it’s totally a mood

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I don’t even leave my bed now I can’t imagine myself with this one

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@jujuasf

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i would never leave this bed

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I can hear this picture

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Me after getting a taste of adult life

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Look how instinctively the mother croc carries the baby in it’s mouth. Nature is so beautiful

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This tik tok has serious vine energy and I love it

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No matter how many times I watch this it's never not funny

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The kind of energy I expect 2020 to enter my life with

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