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Jeannette Brendah

@jeanbrendah

5 months

Women in STEM (Science, Technology, Engineering, Math)

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5 months

women in stem ( starving , trying to lose weight , eating too much , malnutrition )

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Jeannette Brendah

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14 days

A friend of mine went out with her a guy juzi. After a few drinks she danced with another man karibu asahau alikuja na nani. The guy got angry akasema waishie. On the way akaona preneurs wameingia night shift Nyali. Akaambia msichana ashuke gari yake ajoin malaya wenzake😭😭😭

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Jeannette Brendah

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3 months

Clapping for others till our turn comes 👏🏿

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3 months

The President of Namibia, Hage Geingob, has passed on.

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Jeannette Brendah

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2 months

Nothing can prepare you for the year after you have finished university. The joblessness, the lack of sense of direction, the uncertainties, the depression😭😭.

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Jeannette Brendah

@jeanbrendah

3 months

Men over 30 sleeping with girls barely 20 will never make sense to me. Like your agemates hawakutaki ama shida ni nini Uncle?

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Jeannette Brendah

@jeanbrendah

3 months

Niko na swali. People who moan during sex, is it a result of trying to replicate what we watch in blue films or is it a reflex to sex? I'm thinking our ancestors didn't moan, not because they didn't want the children to hear but just cause they had no idea that was a possibility.

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Jeannette Brendah

@jeanbrendah

6 months

@ngughii It's in the contrary a brave move, you don't know how strong willed you have to commit suicide. Most people struggling with depression are only alive cause they are cowards, too weak to kill themselves.

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Jeannette Brendah

@jeanbrendah

3 months

Kuna rafiki yangu aliachwa na the boyfriend last year juu the guy alikuwa amepea Dem mwingine ball. The guy went and took care of the other woman. Sasa last week huyo Dem amejifungua mtoi. Loi and behold mtoi ni mwarabu🤣🤣 Mind you this guy is darker than my inner thighs.Karma!

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Jeannette Brendah

@jeanbrendah

2 months

Laughing at someone's accent when you have seen the gates of University is the hugest display of ignorance. All that education and you still lack cultural sensitivity?

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Jeannette Brendah

@jeanbrendah

2 months

Migori tulikuwa tunanunua Gilbeys mzinga, manager anakuja kutupigia story, Dj anatupigia shout out every two seconds, waitresses nao wanakuja kutuuliza 'Mko sawa?'. Tulijaribu kuitisha Gilbeys Kisumu, bouncer akatutupa nje. Akatuambia kama tunataka chang'aa tuteremke mpaka Kisii

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Jeannette Brendah

@jeanbrendah

6 months

Poleni aki I am among the 7,176,141 people who didn't use their brains in the last elections. Poleni sana!

Citizen TV Kenya

@citizentvkenya

6 months

President Ruto: Fish landing sites in Mombasa will be complete by June 2024 as we work on the export of fish products from Kenya. We will also build more markets for the ‘mama mboga’ to work in decent environments

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Jeannette Brendah

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2 months

I installed my WiFi two years ago, jirani akakuja akaniambia nimpatie password atakuwa analipa nusu of the 2799. Alilipa for two months only akaacha claiming he doesn't use the WiFi. Today I've changed the password, guess who has come to ask for the password 😂😂😂

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Jeannette Brendah

@jeanbrendah

5 months

Men are very fragile, wueeeh! Ukiambia a man something negative about him saa hizi believe me itamsumbua for the rest of his life. I have a friend who spends so much money on mouth wash and deodorant juu kuna Dem alimwambia ananuka mbuzi akiwa first year campus😭😭

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Jeannette Brendah

@jeanbrendah

3 months

Nyinyi mnaongelea toxic bosses, hiyo ata si kitu. Kuna Ile group of men mostly aged 35-45 wanakuwanga wamejiweka kwa boy's club targeting new female employees. If you are a naive woman unapatanga umepeana, ukitoka hiyo kampuni inabidii umetafuta Lamivudine umeze polepole😭

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@jeanbrendah

2 months

Our parents were so combative for no reason. What do you mean you are beating me up cause I used my left hand to pass you a cup?

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@jeanbrendah

9 days

A friend of mine is telling me jana ameenda unannounced to her guy's house kitu 10pm, kufika huko amefunguliwa mlango na another girl wearing her T-shirt😭 Na cause it was late ilibidii amejifanya yeye ni sister ya huyo jamaa lake ndo alale huko. Naishaa 😂😂

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Jeannette Brendah

@jeanbrendah

2 months

Consumerism itamaliza middle class hii Kenya. Unanunua Chapo moja 70, 70? Mimi ata nikiuziwa Chapo 15bob naona nimegongwa.

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@jeanbrendah

3 months

2019 Valentine's day manz alinipeleka date with his sisters Lucy and Joy. I sat beside him and Lucy across him. Nilibrush meno vizuri ndo nikismile sisters wanaona meno white wanafurahi. Spent the date trying to score points. Found out later that Lucy was also his girlfriend 😭

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@jeanbrendah

4 months

Yesterday we held walk all over Kenya to speak against Femicide. This woman went home after the walk and almost got killed by her child's father. If the child had not intervened with a knife, she would have been yet another statistic. So what exactly should we do to end GBV?

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@jeanbrendah

3 months

Watu hukuwa ungrateful sana. Tunapigania sex workers wasiuliwe halafu wanatuma representative wao atuambie tukuwe logical. Madam what do you want us to do for you people? Juu sisi pia tumechoka.

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@jeanbrendah

3 months

The US Dollar against the Kenya Shillings now trading at 120 buying and selling 141. What's going on? Would you advise someone holding the dollars to sell or keep hoarding? Someone explain.

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@jeanbrendah

4 months

I have a concern. So when DCI have access to your phone, can they access the Private album in your phone? I can't imagine being murdered and on top of that the DCI have to sit through 48hrs of porn videos to try and understand what could have happened to me😭😭

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@jeanbrendah

4 months

Nimeona hii video nikakumbuka a guy I once dated😭😭 Jamaa alikuwa anavaa corset ndani ya nguo ukimuona huwezi dhani ni munono! Sasa after playing hard to get for months ikafika siku ya kushusha nyavu. Maai Lwaad! Jamaa alikuwa amevaa corset. Akatoa corset matumbo tu inamwagika.

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@FGaitho237

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@jeanbrendah

3 months

Most men settle with whoever is available once they are ready for marriage. Most men don't marry the love of their lives. The love of his life broke his heart when he was 21yrs and now is married with two children.

Inioluwa

@_marvie___

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One of my fears about marriage is getting married to a man who's just ready to marry, and it's convenient for him. And not because I'm the love of his life.

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@jeanbrendah

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Men are weird juu sasa utaanzaje kukatia your friend's daughter? Eeew! A friend of mine alipewa internship na the dad's friend. The man has been talking about "utaniruhusu lini nikutembele with your favorite wine mrembo?" Jana usiku the old man video called her akiwa ndethe😭😭

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Jeannette Brendah

@jeanbrendah

5 months

Soko ni chafu! Is there a man over 28yrs who isn't a single father?

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Jeannette Brendah

@jeanbrendah

3 months

Most of you on this app are witches cause why are you all waiting for the downfall of a 22yr old? You all with your big ages believed Ruto the other year and voted for him, but you expect poor little Elsa to have Hollywood figured out?

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Jeannette Brendah

@jeanbrendah

11 days

Mtu hataki udate watu wengine na pia hataki mdate. Nkt!

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Jeannette Brendah

@jeanbrendah

8 months

Can we talk about how our parents think they know us when they don't. I remember a time I traveled to Nairobi for four whole days and my parents thought I was in my bedroom the whole time😭 Four days! I'm not even joking.

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@jeanbrendah

5 months

I am convinced if sex wasn't a necessity for men, men would never even talk to women. Men really hate women!

Bonney Bennerd™️

@BonneyBennerd

5 months

@ngughii Any man spending heavily on a woman just to float in her overstretched libia is similarly a prostitute

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@jeanbrendah

3 months

Saa hizi unaweza ona niko 38, lakini ukikuliwa Dem ulikuwa kipofu?💀

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@Nyaberih_

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@jeanbrendah @scar_mkadinali Lakini si niliona uko 38? My goat is not wrong.

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4 months

Mimi I have this thing where nikipata anything at a man's place I just carry them with me home, I don't ask any questions. I'll let the other woman deal with you when she realizes her stuff are missing. Nimepata nice nice mitumba and make up while at it.

Lord of the Ricks

@Dendricck

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Madem humark territory na tuvitu funny sana, toothbrush, panty liners, one of her make up accessories and such

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Can we talk about Vaginismus and how many women really don't enjoy sex as a result. If you are a man and you have to tell your girl 'nitaingiza kichwa tu, I'll go slowly' every time you have sex then maybe it's time you guys got help. Most women enjoy sex after their first child

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I've been at the morgue today and there was a young man there literally screaming. He had just lost his wife a few weeks after she had had their child. The doctor who stitched her during CS only stitched the upper layer tu. She needed an urgent Hysterectomy but died before it.

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@jeanbrendah

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Man: Do you mind going on a date? Me: Nope, I don't mind. Man: Kama hutaki ni sawa ata hunanga matako

Chali wa KU🤯

@prodigal_ke

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"Do you mind", inakuaga imepiga wakenya chenga vibaya sana😂

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Mimi I believe the further you are from your parents the better. Ukikuwa hii age group halafu ikupate uko jobless living with parents unaweza chizi.

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@Misswachira1

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Hii age gap ya 24-28 kama huna support ya mzazi unaeza chizi fr.

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@jeanbrendah

3 months

Why is it that every time a woman misbehaves it is mental illness but when it's a man he is violent? Why do we excuse bad behavior and label it mental illness?

Halima

@Halztopia

3 months

It's not toxic feminism,she might be in a manic phase,its clear in such a scenario be the better person you might be dealing with a sick person and you are trying to get to their level.

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@jeanbrendah

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Colorism exists! And also you aren't ugly you are just living in the wrong place. Nishawahi enda job Migori ndo nikajua hii kitu ni ukweli.Kila siku ilikuwa tu 'ijaber yawa, si nikitembea na wewe watu watasema niko na mzungu'. I've never had so many men threaten to marry me.

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@jeanbrendah

2 months

Imagine being in a lesbian relationship and having a man take care of your bills (not just any man, the president) They are living my dream😭😭

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@marythesa

2 months

Senegal president and his 2 wives!

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13 days

I hate couples hufuatana kila mahali, like sasa mbona ulete dem wako kwa Nail salon? Salon ni girls' cave bana.

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1 month

Kimani Mbugua is discovering that pastoralist communities will always move in search of greener pastures. Manz spent his green days feeding multiple communities saa hizi grass is dry and brown, the communities have moved. He is left with nothing but memories.

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@jeanbrendah

5 months

This body is only attractive to men!

SirMayor 𓃵 ● ⚔

@Sirkmayor1

5 months

No woman will ever cheat on a man built like this, trust me 😌😌😌... emmanuela/she's 13/room 404/lege/chukwueze/nysc

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Jeannette Brendah

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Mko very funny. Someone texted me hapa venye ako na zawadi yangu nimpe my details anitumie parcel. I was so excited trying to guess what the parcel would be. Parcel imefika na ni asali na hapo juu ameweka send money to this number🤣🤣 Like mtu ananilazimisha ninunue asali. Eeeiy

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Jeannette Brendah

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3 months

The worst mistake a woman can do is fall in love with the wrong man! Look at any great woman you know who failed , it's always a man behind it. Look at Esther Arunga, look at Jacque Maribe now. All were at the peak of their careers and fell in love with the damn wrong men! 😭😭

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Jeannette Brendah

@jeanbrendah

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The craziest thing about the whole Omanyala thing is that the girl isn't even ugly. A little polishing and she would be the hottest athlete wife. Dude has money to do that. Anyways, I love that men are now understanding why women leave after kusomeshwa or getting their own money!

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Jeannette Brendah

@jeanbrendah

4 months

LoL! My parents have tried and trust me our parents have no idea what kind of partners we want. Cause what am I going to do with a 27yr old SDA virgin who has never tasted alcohol and wears orange trousers with pink shirts?😭😭

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@Hylinee

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Our parents should bring back arranged marriages .Wengi wetu tumeshindwa kupata mtu.

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@jeanbrendah

3 months

I totally agree 👍🏿 such a good point.

𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐇

@254_icon

3 months

Ukiwai make any point na uone women are agreeing with you, just know the point is invalid

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@jeanbrendah

27 days

What's with the 'Wakanda accent' ?. Who came up with that accent for Africans in American directed films? Who the hell in Kenya talks like that? Actually who even in Africa talks like that?

Kimanzi®™

@Kimanzi_

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This Kipkemboi movie is already giving me chills 🔥🔥

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@jeanbrendah

3 months

Kuna kitu inaitwa pretty boy privilege. No one wants to believe that Jowie brutally killed Monica. 'He must have been set up or he must have been a hit man'. Ingekuwa mtu anakaa Matara saa hizi people would have been talking about mob justice. Ugly people we are on our own!

Cyprian, Is Nyakundi

@C_NyaKundiH

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In 2018, I really covered the Monica Kimani murder case and one day from remand, Jowie Irungu confronted me via Telegram, and we chatted for like three days. ( In the evenings) I asked him if he really Killed Monica Kimani, and I rem Jowie telling me about Monica receiving…

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As a man campus is the only place you can pull a woman with just your looks and personality. Ata personality si lazima juu kuna watu wanapull baddies na bangi na maji. If you are complaining about competing na wababa ukiwa campus then ndugu uko na shida.

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@B3laze

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Campus niggas wana compete na their fathers ku pull birds . Hectic

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@jeanbrendah

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Ata nyinyi leo mumeona dem akikupenda anakupenda na disabilities zako zote. Ata ukuwe na erectile dysfunction bado anaimumunya kama patco. Siku mtaachana ndo majirani na friends watajua hukuwa unasimamisha.

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@jeanbrendah

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Lorna Ogolla "Fathers show up for your family cause your presence makes a difference"

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@jeanbrendah

1 month

Ugly men treat ugly women exactly how broke women treat broke men. Totally zero regards and love for one of your own😭😭

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@jeanbrendah

4 months

Mimi nikiskia anyone from Western or Nyanza akisema Education si kila kitu, mara degree has no value, sijui escaping the matrix naskianga kuwachapa kofi. Like bro unatoka uko bungu Kachula, mahali ata barabara haipiti kwenu, a place that has produced zero successful business men.

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Jeannette Brendah

@jeanbrendah

5 months

More like the most popular Djs. I don't know how Grauchi convinced you all that he is a good Dj. His transitions are straight up wack!!

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@EricNjiiru

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The best Djs in the country @HomeboyzRadio

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Jeannette Brendah

@jeanbrendah

2 months

Well, the past months have taught me heri nikuwe nateseka lakini niko na kazi. Mental health unaeza lipia counselling lakini huwezi kula peace of mind😭😭😭

Kanyeki West

@ndungusndegwa

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Nimesota vibaya sana naona nikama ningevumilia tu😭

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@jeanbrendah

4 months

Naona huyo dem alianza Only fans at 20 nikakumbuka there's a friend of mine who tried Only fans and it never picked up😭😭 Alienda akanunua lingerie na madildo na massage oil. Took videos and all. She made like 300 bob from that account. Huwa namkumbusha hiyo story tunaisha🤣🤣

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Jeannette Brendah

@jeanbrendah

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I respect the doctors strike, I wish engineers would do the same. Umesoma 5yrs, wengine ata wamekwama 10yrs. Unafanyishwa interview tano, salo ni 8k lakini unafaa kutoa 30k kwanza ndo upewe kazi. Ndo maana ata hao wasee wa KPLC hutuzimia stima 3days straight na haiwasumbui.

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@jeanbrendah

2 months

Hii najua ni ya social media 🤣 Kwa ground unakula kwa bakuli.

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Jeannette Brendah

@jeanbrendah

4 months

I swear when God decides to bless you, the blessings overflow to a point of even overwhelming you. I've been sending email after email of job applications without any feedback. I got my first email back on Monday and since then I've been getting email after email.

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Jeannette Brendah

@jeanbrendah

23 days

Oburu Odinga amesema "We want to know who killed our uncle Ogolla" Na amesema Joel aache mambo yake aache Investigators wafanye kazi. The pot has been stirred! Jodongo koro owuoyo something Raila cannot say now.

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Jeannette Brendah

@jeanbrendah

3 months

Man took simping to another dimension. Craziest part he left his wife pregnant and killed himself over an ex😭 Men!

Kenyans.co.ke

@Kenyans

3 months

Teacher in Embu commits suicide after being rejected by ex-girlfriend, asks to be buried on Valentine's Day with ex-girlfriend reading the eulogy

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Jeannette Brendah

@jeanbrendah

6 months

If you are a man in your 40s and you have a 20 something year old male friend, there's something innately wrong with you!

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Jeannette Brendah

@jeanbrendah

24 days

Acha nikuwe the first feminist to say this. Soul ties after sex ni real,unaenda unanyamo mtu unadhani ni raha kumbe nyota ulikuwa umewekewa na bibi 🤣🤣

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Jeannette Brendah

@jeanbrendah

4 months

A friend of mine alienda interview Monday. Leo one of the guys Kwa interview panel calls him telling him he is handsome wapatane hoteli of he wants the job😭 Eeeih

Jeannette Brendah

@jeanbrendah

4 months

Men! Sasa mmeacha kusolicit sex from women to give them jobs and promotions, you are now doing to fellow men. Awuoro!

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Jeannette Brendah

@jeanbrendah

18 days

Why do men offer to buy drinks for strangers, especially women? Like thought process yenu hukuwa gani?

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@jeanbrendah

1 month

No one is loved unconditionally. Men will love you juu uko na matako kubwa, wewe ni mrembo or you make them feel nice. Juzi tu mtu alisema hawezi oa dem hamuoshei nguo heri aoe mwanaume. Only your mother will love you unconditionally, na hiyo pia ni kama baba yako hamstress.

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@jeanbrendah

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Imagine being depressed, exhausted & su*cidal then having to pay someone 3k to listen to you! That's exactly what therapy is. Yikes!

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Jeannette Brendah

@jeanbrendah

3 months

Ndo ushinde hii fight come up with some weird fetish, like alikutolea dildo akakuambia usorore his bonnet ikabidii umekula githeri ukakimbia home. Ukisema his mandigo is uncircumcised and small he still wins, juu he still hit!! 😭😭 Come up with sth I'm rooting for you!!

Kiki Simiyu🌺// LQ liquor

@Njoki_Njanja

3 months

Unataka niseme what really went down..coz you’ve been been too quiet.?

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Jeannette Brendah

@jeanbrendah

2 months

Will you riri do that?😂😂😂

Post Carlone

@carltonkitheka1

2 months

Btw if you quote my tweet mentioning Ruiru or riri and you're not talking about the place or the musician I'm blocking you.

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@jeanbrendah

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Mimi kama pressure ya High school haikunimaliza sidhani kuna kitu inaweza nipea pressure. High School baddie package ilikuwa glasses 🕶️, asthma,halafu useme huwezi fanya cleaning juu uko na allergy ya maji. Nilikuwa nalala bila sweater angalau nishike Asthma ndo nikuwe baddie.

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Jeannette Brendah

@jeanbrendah

2 months

Kenyans discovered the words narcissism and feminism and will not give the words a rest. You leave your girlfriend, narcissist. You cheat on your boyfriend/woman, narcissist. You ghost your customers, narcissist. You are a single mother, oooh feminist.

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Jeannette Brendah

@jeanbrendah

1 month

Kalenjin men saying, 'a few bad apples isn't a representation of the whole community'. Well, to us outsiders y'all are Kales ukuwe Nandi, Kipsigis etc. Mjiite mkutano and deal with the bad apples! That Sigor video shows that some of you are bisexual and treat women like dogs.

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Jeannette Brendah

@jeanbrendah

3 months

Don't let social media fool you. Unaona the men talking about how they can't date a woman who doesn't do laundry for them, kwa ground these men wanafulia their women. Same with the women saying they can't do wifey duties on a girlfriend budget. Just do whatever works for you.

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Jeannette Brendah

@jeanbrendah

28 days

Is Circumcision really important? What value does it add? Women would you have hesitations dating an uncircumcised man? Why is being uncircumcised still something to be embarrassed about when over 60% of the world's male population is uncircumcised?

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Jeannette Brendah

@jeanbrendah

3 months

Closeted people always looking for a reason to come out 🤣Like if you like your boy that much just marry each other and get a mamafua. It's not that hard?

Mokaya

@its_mokaya0

3 months

If my wife can't do my laundry then I'd rather marry a fellow man. Because then we'd have a lot of interesting things to talk about like football etc

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Jeannette Brendah

@jeanbrendah

2 months

Najua sekete ni tamu lakini have unprotected sex with women you respect. That way if you two end up having a child you will not find it hard taking care of your children.

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Jeannette Brendah

@jeanbrendah

20 days

There's a friend of mine who had been dating an uncircumcised man for over a year. She felt uncomfortable with it and talked him into getting circumcised. He got circumcised a few months ago and they can't have sex anymore, cause he doesn't enjoy it. What could be wrong?

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Jeannette Brendah

@jeanbrendah

21 days

Kitu funny ni kuna bwana ya mtu atapatikana in one of those leaks mkiendelea hivo.

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Jeannette Brendah

@jeanbrendah

2 months

Mnataka kugatekeep mpaka mimba?😂😂If she feels ready, the boy feels ready, why are you as strangers not feeling ready on her behalf?

Msupa L🦋

@AkokoLynn

2 months

Just saw on tiktok the babe is already pregnant 1st year 1st semester My mouth dropped wueh

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Jeannette Brendah

@jeanbrendah

30 days

Ushawahi skia mtu akiongea and instead of being mad at her unajipata tu umemhurumia?

K24 TV

@K24Tv

1 month

“Shillingi yetu imeweza kupata nguvu kwa sababu ya maombi” - First Lady Rachel Ruto

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Jeannette Brendah

@jeanbrendah

6 months

@ngughii There's a difference between depression and sadness! Many times people confuse the two. When you are depressed you are sick and you go maniac! Sad people can easily hope for a better day and put the thoughts behind, but depressed people? No

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Jeannette Brendah

@jeanbrendah

2 months

Why is it that every time someone dies ukichunguza vizuri you'll find they had made a post a few days or weeks before, foreshadowing their death? Unapata ata mtu hakuwa religious all of a sudden quoting Bible verses. Is it a coincidence ama the soul knows before the body knows?

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Jeannette Brendah

@jeanbrendah

3 months

You could be a 4 in Mombasa and be a 2 in Nairobi and be a 10 huko Eldoret. Chaguo ni yako. Change locations once in a while it's good for your health.

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Jeannette Brendah

@jeanbrendah

1 month

Naskia kuoiga nduru!😭😭 Hii Kenya ukiwa mrembo na uko na sianda maisha inakuwa ngumu. Jana nimeenda interview ya kukuwa fundi wa stima, interviewer akaniambia kunipea hiyo kazi itakuwa kunikosea heshima. Eti wakitaka miss curvy Kenya wataniita😭😭 Stop discriminating us!

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Jeannette Brendah

@jeanbrendah

24 days

Listening to CDF Ogolla's son give a speech about his father and I am in awe. He is a very strong eloquent man. The father really prepared them for his death. I hope he gets into politics in future.

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Jeannette Brendah

@jeanbrendah

4 months

I have a date at 2pm. Acha nikule hii wiuu na ugali halafu nikifika date nimwambie I only do red wine na beef fillets!!

dennis ombachi OLY

@ombachi13

4 months

Your ugali mayai submissions have been overwhelming the servers can’t keep count 🙏🙏 Here’s another Njaanuary special, kuna omena nime ona mtu ame submit nika isha nguvu 😂😂😂

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Jeannette Brendah

@jeanbrendah

5 months

Then complaining how boring your wives are and how unbearable your marriage is. Then cheating with random hoes.

drey

@Dreymwangi

5 months

Fucking around with random hoes then settling down with conservative women>>>>>>

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Jeannette Brendah

@jeanbrendah

2 months

Talked back to the Deputy Principal once. He single handedly made sure that my dad's private chopper would no longer land in the school's field. You can imagine how the other students would bully me when I got picked in a Range instead of a chopper. Darkest days of my life😭😭😭

𝐉𝐮𝐝𝐝𝐚𝐡™

@iamjuddah

2 months

What's the worst punishment you ever received from your teachers in high School?

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Jeannette Brendah

@jeanbrendah

2 months

I don't think this has anything to do with women in general, hii yao is business rivalry. Ata wewe ukiona competitor akipanua biashara na wewe umeachwa nyuma si utaboeka?

Sir-Rap-A-Lot

@Osama_otero

2 months

Lakini madem huwa hawapendani kabisa. Also biggest bodyshamers and slutt shamers on this app huwa madem

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Jeannette Brendah

@jeanbrendah

5 months

Thinking that poor people should not have children is crazy! If your parents stood on those same very grounds you wouldn't be here. It's okay not to want to bring children through struggles but shaming someone for the only thing they can achieve in this life ain't just it!!

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Jeannette Brendah

@jeanbrendah

3 months

I'm tired of the messages on my DM asking me to confirm if I am 38yrs old. I'm addressing this for the last time, I am not 38. If I was a footballer from Africa playing abroad I would be 38, so do the maths!

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Jeannette Brendah

@jeanbrendah

3 months

Seeing that lady get dragged for going on stage with Omah Lay knowing I would do the worse for Diamond Platinumz💀

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Jeannette Brendah

@jeanbrendah

2 months

Tunaelekea wapi? Hii yenye mpaka wasichana warembo wanatumia michele kuteka wanaume, si sisi ong'ong'o itabidii tumetembea na mapanga. Ama tuanze kutrain kichwa, ukipatana na mwanaume unamchapa headi anazima😭😭😭

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Jeannette Brendah

@jeanbrendah

1 month

Poverty has no dignity. Please try to be anything else but poor. And I'm saying this as a fellow poor person😭😭

Kenya Moja

@KenyaMoja_

1 month

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Jeannette Brendah

@jeanbrendah

5 months

I had a failed talking stage cause I wouldn't take the jab. The man was like hutanipea Corona mimi and blocked me😭😭

Kones.

@BCherich

5 months

Let me see, how many took the COVID-19 jab? How is it taking you?

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Jeannette Brendah

@jeanbrendah

1 month

All those saying that the lady in the Sigor video is crying tears of joy, have normalized sex being painful for women. You all are used to 'naingiza tu kichwa' to solicit for sex that you can't dissociate sex from pain. Sex isn't supposed to have a woman in pain nor discomfort!

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Jeannette Brendah

@jeanbrendah

3 months

Dennis Itumbi amechukuwa Mic Citizen wakaenda break🤣🤣

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Jeannette Brendah

@jeanbrendah

2 months

Porn has really ruined some of you all. Cause what do you expect her to do after the padlock is cut? A gangbang with the guys? You think you are living in an episode out of Bangbros.

FREE MIND™▞▞

@Bandit__2

2 months

Apa Kwa ploti Kuna dem alipoteza funguo, sai Masimp wamejaa apo kwake wakimsaidia kukata kufuli Alf wakimaliza waambiwe "Aki thanks" Alf wamaliziwe Na side hug. Some pipo never learn

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Jeannette Brendah

@jeanbrendah

4 months

What do you mean enjoy tirries Tuesday na umevaa shati?👀

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Jeannette Brendah

@jeanbrendah

2 months

Tukiwa watoto the biggest fraud you could commit was to color ile 1 bob ya Moi na pencil ikae 10bob. Halafu giza ikiingia kidogo unaenda kwa duka unapewa maembe tano na nguru halafu upewe change 3bob. Hiyo 3bob unageuza 30. Saa hizi naona mnaosha watu mamillioni na magari.

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