๐โผ๏ธ 26. she/her. ๐ฉท๐๐ fan of knnw, sxf, hsr, gi, bunnies. pfp/header commissioned by the lovely
@wishlaced
! sometimes i write. I love TwiYor and Bunnyor โก ๊ชฬค
@tanijrou
Iโve know the buddies daddies men for 0:50 seconds but I already need them to go on a double date and/or mission with with TwiYor ๐ญ๐๐ป
Loid calling Anya โPeanutโ in his thoughts and only in his thoughts (this is something heโs taking to the grave) but Anya hears and it always makes her feel fuzzy.
Until she finally needs to convince him sheโs a telepath and not an enemy child spy and she sobs โIโM YOUR PEANUT!โ
@felpilled
@sushib0mb
Similarly, she often gets teased by her peers for being so short. But again. Sheโs not six yet! But she canโt tell them that! It would be very angsty and heart wrenching to see just How Long she can or forces herself to keep hiding the truth as she ages, even from Yor and Loidโ
@XoxoMika_213
I can picture Loid hesitantly asking her about it later and she learns what that acronym REALLY means and she cries so apologetically ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐๐๐๐
@steohsama
Anya eventually not needing to hide her powers ๐ฅน๐ฅน๐ฅน๐ฅน๐ฅน๐ฅน๐ฅน๐ฅน๐ฅน๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
@spatziline
this is Peak Comedy I'm dying ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ Loid just noping out of the conversation and Yor has no idea what she's about to be asked lmaooooo!!!!!!! your art is always hilarous and helps brighten my day! โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ
Spy x Family Spoilers / Musings
I loved todayโs short mission chapter!! And it reminded me that for a while Iโve been wondering about the possibility of in-universe Anyaโs name originally (or maybe she herself subconsciously choosing the spelling) by deriving Ania from Ostania.
sorry but interpreting Anya as 6 is something I cannot understand when THIS is the first page of the entire series!
You really think the mangaka would do that? Have a little girl desperate to get adopted who can READ MINDS & get the Magic Words to Make It Happen TELL A LIE?! ๐ซข
@SageGarnish
@nahimg00d
@obi_nob_kenobi
If someone bookmarked the fic or marked for later ๐ if you keep Reposting your fic over & over without even adding new chapters to it, ppl searching who recognize your fic are going to avoid it out of spite, like I do ppl to who use a million tags/crossovers to cover the screen!
idk how else to illustrate this than making a fake, unpublished example fanfic โ
STOP DOING THIS!
POST YOUR ONE SHOTS SEPARATELY! ESPECIALLY IF THEYRE FOR DIFFERENT FANDOMS/SHIPS!
***Tags selected randomly for making a quick example***
#AO3
#ArchiveOfOurOwn
#fanfic
#oneshot
Anya coming home from the zoo to her parents having Gripes; Papa and Uncle almost killing each other with Papa getting shot; Uncle getting more hints towards his identity; Papa distancing himself out of fear heโs becoming too compromised thus Mama thinking Papa is cheating likeโ
@bokutosayswhaat
Yor innocently leaves him on read or ends a sentence with a period or forgets to add a smiley face and Loid has a panic attack on how his marriage is on the verge of collapse ๐คฃ
SXF70 SPOILERS
imagine all the therapy Anya is gonna need after this arc and having ptsd with bombs as a trigger and it just compounds on what she saw and went through with Bond to stop Loid from dying from that bomb. She wants to prove sheโs fine butโ
I want Loid to become obsessed with holding Yor. It gradually becomes one of his favorite pastimes without him noticing. He wakes up with her in his arms and steals as much time as he can just hugging her in bed whether sheโs still sleeping or not before he has to start his day.
TWILIGHT GETTING AMNESIA AND HE COMPLETELY FORGETS ABOUT BEING A SPY.
He wakes up to Yor and Anya at his side and is like, "Who Am I?"
"You're Loid Forger, a psychiatrist, and my husband."
"You're also my Papa!"
"Oh... ๐ฅนโค๏ธ"
He falls in love with his family as a normal person.
IK Iโve said this before at some point but I really want Daybreak to come back and (however briefly) be infatuated with Yor, to Twilightโs absolute fury. ๐๐๐ป
As the years go on would she become so wrapped up in the lie that she just Forgets sheโs not the same age as Becky, as Damian? How would she act meeting someone who is her actual age and seeing how all these lies and this life changed her?
idk itโs interesting to think about.
@hanavbara
@SpyFamilyTweets
These types of anime accounts need to learn how the RETWEET button works, especially since your art is literal available on Twitter ๐
I faked passed out and my 3 year old daughter didn't call 911.., she punched me in my face and yelled "you can't die right now that's ridiculous!" ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
What about when all her peers start going through puberty, would she be an โearly bloomerโ and the considered right on time with everyone none the wiser? When she gets a government id and is assumed to be able to drive or vote or drink alcohol etc but maybe shouldnโt?
Yor: Loid-san, I made a new friend on my way home today!
Loid: Wonderful! ๐ Who isโ
Daybreak: HELLO DOC! You have a beautiful wife. ๐๐๐ป
Loid: โฆ
IK Iโve said this before at some point but I really want Daybreak to come back and (however briefly) be infatuated with Yor, to Twilightโs absolute fury. ๐๐๐ป
Imagine in the sxf epilogue after the Forgersโ secrets get blown open, Twilight becomes an actual psychiatrist just so he can figure out how the fuck to help his 2-years~younger-than-he-thought telepathic lab experiment of a daughter with abandonment issues & trauma up the wazoo.
Bond has more and more questions with every new TwiYor Baby, or as he thinks of them, Tiny Anyas.
Like:
โWhy donโt the Tiny Anyas have horns?!โ
And:
โIโm colorblind but why arenโt any of the Tiny Anyas pink?!โ
@_mika60_
Iโm trying to think of the things that Anya could know about him only from reading his thoughts to convince him her powers are real ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
Bond better live long af bc of his clairvoyance somehow ๐ญ
Loid 20+ years in the future with gray hairs looking up from his paper and reading glassesโYor knitting with her stilettos beside himโto Bond wagging content at his feet: โUh, Yor, loveโฆ d-do dogsโฆ /live/ this longโฆ?โ
And part of her being behind her peers is also due to the mysterious scientists, and going from orphanage to home to home without any formal education and then suddenly being thrown into Eden. She doesnโt even know how to tell time when she gets Bond, or how long minutes are ๐ฅฒ๐
#damianya
Damian: Anya Forger? what a loser i hate her iโ *trips* *thousands of pictures of Anya spill from pockets* fuck those arenโt mine i swear iโm just holding them for a friend iโ *slips on a pile of pictures* fu ck no theyโre not mine i hate her i justโ
Twilight discovering the existence of Garden via an assassin being tasked with investigating Loid Forger and hanging around Yor but he thinks the guy has the hots for His Wife or is trying to Assassinate His Wife, not knowing his own wife is an assassin and he gets protective ๐ซ
@hamham_kuku
โA SPY MUST BE PREPARED FOR EVERYTHING!!!โ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ he though of, what was it? 87? 870? possible date ideas for Yor. Heโll have THOUSANDS of ideas planned for her and their (their!!! โฃ๏ธ๐) baby. ๐ฅน๐
SPYXFAMILY SPOILERS
Since we still donโt know Marthaโs surname and Endo-sensei loves alliteration/assonance with side characters, what if Martha & Matthew McMahon are related somehow, maybe siblings? ๐
But also I think this implied sheโs married to Henryโฆ HMโฆ
Just had a thought on the subject of TwiYor + Loidโs birth name/alias. ๐คฏ
Just like Iโm a big fan of the theory that Twilightโs birth name is ROY bc itโs YOR spelled backwards and fits his R/L chosen alias theme โ what if ROLAND is an alias bc Yorโs name is derived from YOLANDA?
Twilight: donโt kill me, i have a wife!
murderer: you think i care?
Twilight: oh no, you misunderstand. this isnโt a plea for mercy, itโs a warning
murderer: whaโ
You, kicking down the door, brandishing a stiletto: MAY I HAVE THE HONOR OF TAKING YOUR LIFE!?
Imagine a montage of Loid continuing to look at her with this soft expression as the years go by and they slowly grow old together and her cooking improves more and more ๐ฅบ๐ฅบ๐ฅบ๐ฅน๐ฅน๐ฅน๐๐๐๐๐
Yor, her assassin job revealed, her heart in shreds, agony level 1000: When is a monster not a monster?
Loid, cupping her face in his hands so gently, thumb ghosting over the blood stain on her cheek, trying to meet her gaze, stomacheacheyness level 900: Oh, when you love it.
Personally, I interpret her as closer to 4 over 5 because it makes it a bigger deal for her to be lying about being 6 for the age requirement for Eden. Things like her height and language, and math skills are noted and implied to be well below her peers. She canโt tell time when
McMahon to Yor at work after babysitting Anya: Sign here
Yor: Whatโs this?
M: Your official adoption papers for Miss Anya should anything happen to your husband
Y: Oh okay!
M: Now sign here
Y: Whatโs this?
M: My adoption papers for you.
Y: ?
M: I want to be her grandpa
Y: ๐ฅนโ๏ธ
@AllOumie
mlm is slang for โMan Loving Menโ so itโs an umbrella queer term that applies both gay and bi (and other queer identities) men. In this context a mlm ship is a ship of Male Character/Male Character where one or both could be gay or bi (etc). Hope that helps explain.
Imagine if SXF ends with something like โGood day, or perhaps good evening, Twilight. Thank you for your years of service. Your final mission is to live a happy life with your family as Loid Forger.โ and Twilight retires as a spy. ๐ฅบ
๐งต TWIYOR ANGST OK IMAGINEโ
Loid and Yor have been Fake Married for a good while now and Yor wants to know more about Loid and what his life was like before their arrangement.
She wants to know more about Loid's First Wife.
The Mother Of His Child.
The One True Love Of His Life.
@BlackTigr
@khaenrian
For real!! The fact that Barbara, Jean and Diona have the exact same passive cooking talent, and Noelle and Xinyan have the exact same passive โwhen Noelle and Barbara are Eventual Permanent Guaranteed characters โ it makes the othersโ passives Completely useless and wasted slot!
i miss you even more than i could have believed; and i was prepared to miss you a good deal. so this letter is just really a squeal of pain. it is incredible how essential to me you have become.
My first thought at this SXF anniversary sketch: the Forgersโ greeting card photo announcing their family is going from 4 members to 5 and Yor is pregnant ๐คญ๐๐ผ
SXF SPOILERS /
AU WHERE ADVISORโS FRIENDS ALL LIVE AND FRANKY TRACKS THEM DOWN SO THEY CAN ALL THROW LOID A BELATED BACHELOR PARTY AND GET HIM SO DRUNK HE CANโT STOP GUSHING ABOUT HIS WIFE. AND DAUGHTER. AND DOG. ๐ฅน๐ฅน๐ฅน๐ฅน๐ฅน๐ฅน๐ฅน๐ฅน
she gets Bond! She doesnโt understand that sheโs using the grammar of โChichiโ and โHahaโ in Japanese when addressing Loid and Yor directly wrong! She has a wild imagination and jumps to hilariously outlandish conclusions due to her traumatic abandonment issues!
Thereโs a reason some people look really good surrounded by flowers and itโs because theyโre a ray of sunshine themselves. Their smile makes flowers bloom.
Itโs implied Yorโs cooking is So Bad bc she & Yuri grew up using Survival Cooking in order to survive alone, but I want it said in dialogue eventually. Someone insults Yorโs cooking, Loid defends her and comments on how much improvement sheโs made since theyโve been married ๐ฅน๐
Twilight when he calls Karen โmy girlโ For The Mission: ๐๐ถ๐ฅฑ๐ซก๐คฅ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ
Twilight when he calls Yor โmy girlโ For The Mission: ๐ฅบ๐ฉ๐๐๐๐๐๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ
Anya going to therapy but not wanting to go to therapy because she thinks it means sheโs Broken and if sheโs Broken Sheโs Not Needed and if sheโs Not Needed then sheโll be Sent Back. So she just tries to read the therapistsโ minds to find the Correct Answers to their questions ๐ฅฒ
Itโs very likely after her escape from the scientists, all her foster home placement and returns to the orphanage happened very close together, which is why the orphanage staff secretly viewed her as a problem child and why she has such deep rooted abandonment issues.
every episode of Spy Wars with a plot around Bombs triggers a panic attack and flashbacks and sheโs crying and rocking and covering her ears. Mama and Papaโs thoughts are a mess of guilt and sorrow and rage and grief and agony and relief and love and pain. She has ptsd, they say.
Fiona: Iโm cold ๐ซฃ
Twilight: Oh. Okay. ๐
Yor: Iโm cold ๐
Twilight: Oh Yor-san take my coat, I canโt allow my wife to catch an illness! Letโs hurry home some so we can make your favorite soup together! ๐๐ฅฐ๐งฅโ๏ธ