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@itsmr0

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Beer, Food, Hiking, Books, Dogs, Mrs O. Not necessarily in that order. I'll climb that hill in my own way. Anyone got a spare kidney?

Bournemouth, England
Joined January 2009
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Mr O
2 years
@Otto_English The bit that Stanley is missing of course, is the conned are not rich casino owners but people who had to watch their partners die, through perspex.
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Mr O
5 years
Without doubt the stupidest person ever to be on #bbcqt
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5 months
@samuel_leeds Mum still sows your name on your kit.
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Mr O
6 years
Poor Robert Winston, imagine trying to explain to racist brexiteers that you won’t get developing cancer drugs and they just scream ‘we want out’. Fucking idiots #bbcqt
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Mr O
5 years
@CyclingCharCoor @centrepartin @Chris_Boardman @ShanazeReade Luckily it's on Channel 5 so literally nobody will see it.
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Mr O
2 years
@CraigBeazley85 @Lord_Sugar @BorisJohnson Fraid not Craig. There's a backlog in the public sector for the same reason as there is in the private. Not enough staff to meet rising demand. Nobody has wanted a passport for two years. Now they all want one yesterday.
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Mr O
3 years
Lerma. Not even a yellow. What a disciplined performance
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Mr O
4 years
@RichardEGrant He's just coming up with a long involved explanation
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Mr O
1 year
Iwobi giving his shirt to an #everton fan in the crowd and getting it thrown back at him. Pickford getting involved with them as well. It's all kicking off
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Mr O
3 years
Right wing twitter trying desperately to come up with a way of defending Jim Davidson's right to an opinion today
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4 years
That Jack Grealish/Anthony Taylor midfield partnership was brilliant. Amazed we held on
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6 years
@CockOrNoCock 4-0 up in 26 minutes. It's like Panama all over again
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Mr O
2 years
@adwallt @RMTunion Worked all through COVID in local govt designing grant payment structures/ facilities for businesses. Most v. grateful, some incredibly rude/aggressive. 2022 2% rise, 1st in 3 years. Public sector workers were 'in this together' and we've been shat on by govt.
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Mr O
8 years
@David_Cameron strip Bernard Ingham of his knighthood then
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Mr O
2 years
@PoliticsForAlI @FT Transferring more work to Serco. Yet the gibbering seals in the replies think this is a positive.
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Mr O
2 years
@Otto_English The 'charity commission'
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2 years
Harry Wilson doing more at DC in a Fulham shirt for #afcb than he did when he played for us
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Mr O
8 months
Another shit ref against the big 6
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Mr O
3 years
@IndyFootball He's heading into SJP now. Looks like a warm welcome
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6 years
First visit to #htafc ground. Apart from the corners being open it’s ace. Cracking support form the home supporters to the right of us. Hope they stay up as well
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Mr O
4 years
Conceding 5 at home in front of about 30 people. Nathan Ake must be feeling at home already
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1 year
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Mr O
2 years
@MissLauraMarcus @DanielHewittITV @MaureenBrown27 Not being criminals, in hock to Russian oligarchs, is definitely a start though
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Mr O
3 years
Bournemouth, Wigan and Forest Green top of the EFL divisions. There's going to be some proper riled attendance nonces out there
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Mr O
2 years
Badly treated by #afcb . Bloke was special. Played attacking, front foot football and made Eddie look 2nd rate with his charismatic style and relationship with the fanbase. Can't think of a better manager for #saintsfc
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Darren foreman
2 years
@SouthamptonFC If this is Ralph’s last game then can we just have genuine contenders for manager ?? Not been mentioned but Scott Parker has done a reasonable job at Fulham and Bournemouth with limited resources and won promotion twice. Plays attacking football and not afraid to play youngsters
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Mr O
1 year
#thedoghouse is the best telly. You could watch this and believe for a bit that the country isn't a complete basketcase full of savages. It's like an hour of MDMA
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Mr O
2 years
@GaryLineker Tell you what Gaz, spend the last two minutes of every motd slagging off your bosses and saying your production team aren't up to much and see how long you last
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Mr O
2 years
@Spudwilson1 @paddypower Newcastle got one against Bournemouth a couple of weeks back from a similar distance. There is no consistency
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Mr O
2 years
@Rillagrilla @SaulStaniforth @RMTunion 30 seconds research could have told you this was impossible in the UK.
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Mr O
5 years
@GuyLodge Let them eat Democracy
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2 years
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Mr O
2 years
@chris96331917 @JackElsom @LBC That's terrible. I feel so sorry fo you and your made up colleagues to find yourselves in that made up situation
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Mr O
6 months
Hi @bottomike can I have an #afcb #matchdaymention for my friend Rihanna? She's having a tough time at the moment but I want her to know that I'll always be her friend. When the sun shines, we'll shine together and I'll be here forever. Thanks
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Mr O
2 years
@toadmeister This is photo is so old, you probably had hair when it was taken.
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Mr O
5 months
Anyway, appears I've died and entered a parallel world where Boscombe are world beaters. Which is nice
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Mr O
3 years
@Otto_English Aldi Marie Antoinette
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Mr O
3 years
Mad to think that the richest club in the world is now managed by a bloke who put the cones out for Jason Tindall
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Mr O
5 years
So this time last week I had sepsis and needed emergency surgery for a burst kidney abcess. Today im here and doing this thanks to the beautiful people at @RBCH_NHS ❤️
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Mr O
3 years
Win, lose or draw it's nice to have a team you like, rather than a bunch of wage thieves you can't wait to fuck off innit?
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Mr O
4 years
Tempted to nick this and stick it on eBay
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Mr O
1 year
@nomad_dissident @jburnmurdoch Would have been worth reading it first before posting
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Mr O
3 years
@bayes_euler @cirian75 @SkyNews Sorry mate, didn't realise your missus leaving you for the local planning officer had hurt you so bad.
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Mr O
4 months
See the vaccine fuckwits are out in force today. Like the fucking tin foil, thick as mince, shit eaters they are. Have a day off and stop praying on a family's distress with your conspiracy bollocks
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Mr O
2 years
It's like watching Josh King track back
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Carol Ann
2 years
Omfg who is he trying to kid he actually took his photographer to shoot this god help us all
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Mr O
2 months
You had well over a billion quid to spend. Get fucked
@HaytersTV
Hayters TV
2 months
“Bournemouth had seven days, every second of the week dreaming to beat the best team in the world!” 👀 Pep Guardiola hails his @ManCity players after their narrow win over @afcbournemouth 👇 🔗
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Mr O
1 year
@lorraine @RMTunion Can't get to work. Don't care. Some things are more important. Absolutely right that working people stop being taken advantage of. Doubt this will fit your narrative tomorrow though.
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Mr O
2 years
Solid as a rock
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Chris P. Duck.
2 years
Make sure all your fucking signage is secured please @afcbournemouth We're popping down to see you. #NFFC
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Mr O
4 years
So I can't take my dogs on the beach May to September but its okay for thousands of rancid fat fucking tourists to shit in their takeaway containers and leave them on the beach for locals to clear up?
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Mr O
8 years
Latest follower. I win, twitter, I win
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Mr O
7 years
I’m guessing the next episode of #TheApprentice is the two teams having to organise a #CarabaoCup draw
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Mr O
2 years
Demin writing cheques like a man who know his bank accounts are getting frozen in the morning. #afcb
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Mr O
1 year
One more in the pension fund #afcb
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Mr O
5 years
@afcbournemouth Be ace if the team could join us 👍
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Mr O
3 years
If the elderly get 1st dibs on the vaccine and vaccinated people are allowed back into sports stadia then #afcb are going to have one hell of a crowd advantage after Christmas
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Mr O
6 years
Simon Francis and Gosling were outstanding today. Hats off to them. Especially Francis. Takes most of the blows but he stood up to be counted every time #afcb
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Mr O
5 years
Bill Cash is trending. Still alive, just talking the usual bollocks, to save you a click
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Mr O
11 months
Nobody will be laughing if it's Jesse Marsch.
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Mr O
3 years
"I will of course be watching the game tonight and will also be hoping very much that England wins. But my longer-term ambition for the nation of my birth is that it grows the f*ck up"
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Otto English
3 years
My piece on football war, pop prophecy, Germanophobia and losing it. #ENGvsGER
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Mr O
5 months
Not saying it's been a long time since the last time we had a penalty but assume Brett Pitman is still the nominated penalty taker #afcb
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Mr O
2 years
@afcbournemouth do we know if the game is going ahead tomorrow? Heard our groundstaff are still clearing up all the Stone Island badges that fell off Asda jumpers on the pitch Tuesday?
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Mr O
9 months
First day rules apply. Then back in the loft #afcb @OfficialEllgren 🍒🍒
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6 months
@afcbournemouth @Dafabet Not sure I dislike anyone that much
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4 years
Be ace if we won the league but didn't go up
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Mr O
11 months
Congratulations @everton on staying up.
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Mr O
4 years
@BorisJohnson_MP @nja5 Welease Wodewrick
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Mr O
5 months
What caused the irreconcilable breakdown of your marriage? A Philip Billing header, your honour
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RCMorgzz
5 months
Think this may genuinely be my favourite fan reactions to one of our goals 😂😂😂 #afcb
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Mr O
2 years
Are we selling him for parts now? #afcb
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Mr O
6 years
That look on @SteveCook28 's face and at the end. Everything you want from a player, character wise. Love him for that #afcb
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Mr O
1 year
Reportedly I'm interested in Mila Kunis
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Forest Watch
1 year
Nottingham Forest are reportedly interested in Bournemouth midfielder Jefferson Lerma, who will be out of contract this summer. #NFFC [ @TEAMtalk ]
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5 years
❤️ #afcb
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Mr O
5 months
Shankly was wrong, so very, very wrong. Awful scenes at the game today. Amazing work by the medical staff. Great stuff by #ltfc and #afcb players and staff to go to all 4 corners as well.
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Mr O
5 months
@jsankey84 @frantruth Bet the wife and kids had the best holiday ever
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5 years
Think it was only 4 years ago, we had a team who could pass, who stood up for each other and who entertained. Now I'm sat here watching another gutless PL performance but yeah enjoy the wages and the insta likes lads #afcb
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Mr O
3 years
@docrussjackson @RNLI Strange how 'Annie' found nothing to post about between 2013 and 2020 and then emerged like a conspiracy theorist butterfly. Quite a few like that. Almost like a bunch of dormant accounts got hacked 👀
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Mr O
2 years
Heaven knows I'm miserable now. The difference is staggering.
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Old Skool AFCB
2 years
7 years ago, this month, #afcb went out and played football the way it should be played
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Mr O
3 years
These kids are different gravy. They want it. After two or three years of some dreadful mercenaries, what a lovely sight #afcb
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Mr O
3 years
One of, if not the greatest, goals in our history. Make him a Freeman of Bournemouth
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Sheffield Wednesday
3 years
⏪🗓️ 2 May 2015 Atdhe Nuhiu + 90th minute = Limbs #WATSHW
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Mr O
5 years
Big fan of Eddie Howe potentially plotting to buy Leeds best players. He never forgets does he? 5/5/1990 😍
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5 years
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2 years
We see you @SteveCook28 😁👀
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Mr O
2 years
@jtm_mufc @MattFoot2 He's sent Liz Truss. He's trying to start it
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Mr O
1 year
@KaneKno7 @RMTunion Aye it's a bastard having paid leave, weekends off and not dying building infrastructure for the rich innit?
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Mr O
6 years
Should have been a straight red for Franno that. Poor wilf gets no protection
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6 years
Teehee 😜 #cpfc
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Mr O
3 years
Remembering a year on. The pioneers.
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Mr O
4 years
Honestly. I think back to Danny Holland, Jason Pearce, Big Fletch, Warren Cummings, Mark Molseley etc who dug this club out of the shit on peanuts and then watch these millionaire clown shoes dialling in that shite for weeks on end and Premier League football can fuck itself
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4 years
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Pete O'Rourke
4 years
Leicester boss Brendan Rodgers has hinted Demarai Gray could leave the club before the close of the transfer window. #LCFC #THFC
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Mr O
3 years
@GreenerEnergy3 @Johnny_Marr The EU offered concessions for musicians. The UK turned it down. Who's burying their head in the sand?
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Mr O
6 months
Wasn't quite ready for Ryan Christie morphing into peak Bryan Robson today. But it is what it is. Apparently there's a TV programme which shows highlights later?
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Mr O
10 months
Got to help the little teams out when they hit hard times
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AFC Bournemouth 🍒
10 months
Another pre-season fixture confirmed 📆 We'll travel to Southampton on Tuesday 25th July for our first friendly on home soil. Ticket information below 👇
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Mr O
2 years
@TomEPCarroll @liambyrnemp Coke dealers will do well
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Mr O
1 year
Last week I described Dango as a Waitrose Chicken George. This week he's fucking Pele
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Mr O
6 years
Everton 90+6
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Mr O
2 years
Concerned about the language barrier. Unlike the previous incumbent, this guy speaks English
@footyinsider247
Football Insider
2 years
🚨 FI SOURCES! 🚨 - Bournemouth are considering a move for Bodo/Glimt manager Kjetil Knutsen as they seek a replacement for Scott Parker. 🍒 #AFCB
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Mr O
14 days
Just seen the handball incident for the penalty. If you’ve got the reaction speed to avoid that ball hitting your arm then you need to be in the fucking SAS not playing right back for Bournemouth
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Mr O
3 years
Pearson driving back to Preston
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Mr O
4 months
Late to this, but amazing to think there was a diminutive right winger at a Southampton game I'd quite happily punch in the face repeatedly who wasn't Ryan Fraser.
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Mr O
9 years
I have a plan b if my #lfc ticket doesn't arrive in time #afcb http://t.co/Tun29NATpA
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