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@galacticidiots

2 years

Memory loss trope except the character who gets amnesia latches onto the ONE PERSON they shouldn’t trust. “I don’t remember you but I get the feeling we used to be close?” while their worst enemy smirks and says, “Oh, absolutely” (with the intention of killing) but THEN

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@galacticidiots

2 years

My love language is forcing everyone to become obsessed with my current obsession so they suffer with me. I am the opposite of a gatekeeper. I am a gateway.

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2 years

Enemies to lovers but only one of them thinks they’re enemies (the other has been in love all along)

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@galacticidiots

2 years

“If we’re both single by a certain age we will marry each other” is always a fun story concept but it could be even better if the pact is made between rivals as a drunken dare and they go on to sabotage each other’s relationships because they’ve been secretly in love all along

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1 year

“If we’re not married by this age we’ll marry each other” except they’re rivals and it’s a threat more than a promise. Too bad one of them has been in love this whole time and is prepared to do whatever it takes to make sure the other stays single until then.

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2 years

“Ao3 should be more like tiktok” is the sort of blasphemous statement people should be jailed for

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@galacticidiots

2 years

“Ao3 is problematic” you’re right, it spoiled me rotten. Now every time I walk into a bookstore and the shelves aren’t separated by tropes and tags, I despair. I’ve been ruined by a proper sorting system.

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@galacticidiots

8 months

Congratulations to people who don’t get obsessed easily. I can’t relate but I’m sure it’s lovely. Unfortunately, I only know how to let things consume my entire soul.

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@galacticidiots

4 years

The way fanfiction authors write full length novels for free simply because they love something so much and want to share it with others who feel the same is just... *clenches fist* so damn sexy

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@galacticidiots

3 years

Unrequited Love ★ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ The Love Is Requited, They’re Just Idiots ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★

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@galacticidiots

1 year

When you accidentally delete the unread tabs of fanfic you’ve had in your browser for +1 year

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@galacticidiots

2 years

People who sort fics by ‘complete works only’ are people who have experienced the trauma of getting emotionally attached to an abandoned story. It changes you as a person.

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@galacticidiots

5 months

“I’d die for you” is nice and “I’d kill for you” is fun but “I’d live for you” is where it’s really at because isn’t that the hardest one of all

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@galacticidiots

1 year

On his way to proposition a girl UNCHAPERONED, with his tiddies fully out and everything

ginger 🧚🏻‍♀️

@haIadriel

1 year

what’s a good male performance where he’s being a SLUT a MANWHORE

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6 months

Babe wake up a new fanfic trope just dropped

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@galacticidiots

2 months

It’s officially spring, meaning Persephone is back from the Underworld and at her mother’s house, so from now on every time the weather is unseasonably cold and dreary it just means Persephone snuck out to visit Hades in secret but Demeter saw it on the birdwatch porch cam

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@galacticidiots

6 months

Thankful to ao3 for not having a “your year wrapped” feature because I don’t believe anybody is ready to receive THAT diagnosis. Some demons are best left unfaced.

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@galacticidiots

5 months

When it’s Christmas Eve and you’re done socialising

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@galacticidiots

2 years

“I would die for you” will never be as hot as “I would kill for you” and that’s why morally grey couples will always be sexier

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@galacticidiots

1 year

Your ship is either canon endgame or it has really good fanfiction, you can’t have it both ways

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@galacticidiots

2 months

Me and the girls reading smut in public like the ladies we obviously are

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@galacticidiots

3 years

Enemies to “I’m only saving your life because it benefits me” to “we actually work pretty well together but don’t read too much into it” to “I’ll kill anyone who lays a finger on you” to “I would literally die for you” to Lovers

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@galacticidiots

2 months

Fake dating is FINE but fake hating is BETTER. “You’re the bane of my existence” in public but “You’re the reason I exist” in private. Snarky jabs as flirty foreplay. Secret kisses in dark corners. “We came out of the same room flushed and undone because we were ARGUING.”

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@galacticidiots

1 year

Every time I stumble upon a “This has been deleted, sorry!” entry in my ao3 bookmarks it’s like experiencing the loss of the Library of Alexandria

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@galacticidiots

8 months

No relationship is more intimate than the one between a girl and the fic she has reread multiple times over the years

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@galacticidiots

4 years

Why would you Netflix & Chill when you can AO3 & Suffer

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@galacticidiots

2 years

Obviously there’s potential for angst because just as the person who still has their memories starts to fall in love, the person who lost their memories starts to remember all the reasons why they shouldn’t trust them

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@galacticidiots

3 years

Unfortunately, I don’t ‘lose’ interests, they simply go dormant for a little while until something triggers that part of my heart and then I’m right back to letting it to consume my entire soul.

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@galacticidiots

1 month

Ao3 please… ao3 stay with me. Medic! I need a medic!! Ao3 look into my eyes… you can DO THIS! Please just… stay with me! Ao3! Oh god…

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1 month

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@galacticidiots

2 years

Me after consuming a piece of media: “Now the fun can truly begin” *cracks knuckles* *opens ao3*

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@galacticidiots

2 months

The worst proposal ever made followed by the most brutal refusal ever given followed by the sluttiest stare down ever produced. Romance as we knew it was never the same after this.

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@PopCulture2000s

2 months

pride & prejudice (2005)

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@galacticidiots

2 years

Weekend plans, do not disturb

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@galacticidiots

2 years

Friends to lovers is the journey from ‘I love you, idiot’ (platonic) to ‘I love you, idiot’ (romantic) Enemies to lovers is ‘aw, you love me’ (sarcastic) to ‘you love me?’ (hopeful, mutual in a tragic way) Lovers to enemies is ‘I hate you’ (affectionate) to ‘I hate you’ (angst)

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@galacticidiots

2 years

There’s fanfic so good it deserves to have fanfic written about it

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@galacticidiots

2 years

I can’t believe fanfiction dot net is on its last legs. This is the end of an era. The metaphorical burning of the library of Alexandria of our time. How do you say goodbye to the place who taught you everything you knew about sex ed as a young teen?

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@galacticidiots

2 years

“You look tired. Did you get enough sleep?” Me flashing back to last night:

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@galacticidiots

1 year

There’s nothing more humbling than going from a popular ship with thousands of fics to a rarepair with barely a hundred. Where I once dined as a queen I now beg for scraps as a peasant.

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@galacticidiots

4 months

I hope next year everyone forgets about the concept of “cringe” and decides to be corny as hell. Be as passionately heartfelt as you can about stuff you love. Where has apathy and cynicism gotten us? We’re all stressed, repressed, depressed

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@galacticidiots

2 months

Women in STEM (Sensitivity Tenderness and Endless Melancholy)

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@luhaenten

2 months

How it feels to experience the mundane as a sensitive person

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@galacticidiots

2 years

I love finishing a piece of media and checking ao3 for fics like it’s the deleted scenes portion of the DVD menu

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@galacticidiots

3 years

Jane Austen’s works are timeless classics because she knew the real horrors in life are having to listen to men who think they’re better than you and receiving unannounced visitors.

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@galacticidiots

3 years

“Sorry, I can’t make it tonight, I already have plans.” My plans:

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@galacticidiots

2 months

Ah, yes, the four moods: reading to avoid reality, eating your feelings, procrastinating your youth away and daydreaming

𝐀𝐫𝐭'𝐞𝐦𝐢𝐬 🌙

@sweetmoonrays

1 year

Pride and Prejudice (2005)

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@galacticidiots

1 month

The intimacy of knowing exactly how to get on someone’s nerves is so special. I know precisely how to annoy you. Because I know you so well.

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@galacticidiots

2 months

Staring at someone’s lips in the middle of an argument is peak slut behaviour

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@austendaily

2 months

“Darcy had never been so bewitched by any woman as he was by her.”

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@galacticidiots

2 years

“Slut era” I say, going straight home every day after work just so I can read my little stories in peace

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@galacticidiots

2 years

Friday night plans, oil on canvas

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@galacticidiots

4 months

There’s something so beautiful about the way friendship starts with polite hellos and a tentative sharing of interests and eventually derails into sending them 3 memes, 4 potentially traumatic posts, 13 random asides and an existencial question about the meaning of life in one go

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@galacticidiots

2 years

When the fic title is all lower case and poetic and the summary is a vague one liner with zero context, I know I’m in for an excellent time. I have yet to be let down by this winning formula.

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@galacticidiots

3 months

If you squint you can see a single man in possession of a good fortune on his way to tell his crush she has bewitched him body and soul

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@artindetails

10 months

early mist

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@galacticidiots

4 months

Yeah sorry I already have New Year’s Day plans

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@galacticidiots

2 years

Nobody has done more for the malewife agenda than Hozier. “I’d burn every soul I knew if I thought the fire was warming you”? “I'd suffer Hell if you'd tell me what you'd do to me tonight”?? “I’d crawl home to her”??? My hands are shaking.

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@galacticidiots

3 months

“Brainrot” is actually such an interesting thing to call an obsession. You’re right, I’m letting it fester in my head. It’s spreading like mould through my veins. My heart is decaying with love, with want.

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@galacticidiots

2 years

Those of us who grew up reading on fanfiction dot net are made of sturdier stuff. Zero tags, the vaguest one-line summaries, no chance of knowing whether a story is complete, the Great Smut Purge of 2002, fics that haven’t been updated since 2006… nothing can hurt me now.

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@galacticidiots

2 months

Ao3 be like “I know a spot” and then takes you to all the places canon didn’t have the courage to go

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@galacticidiots

4 years

Sick of redemption arcs. I want a corruption arc where the hero gets thoroughly seduced by the villain and they ride off into the fiery sunset, two halves of the same perfect, rotten whole

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@galacticidiots

8 months

Enemies to lovers but only one of them thinks of them as enemies (the other one still remembers how they asked the local witch to wipe their lover’s memories to keep them safe)

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@galacticidiots

9 months

Just once I want to read a summer romance novel about someone who quits their city job to run a lighthouse in a remote location only to realize the single ship they’re monitoring is the one that carries souls to the underworld and hey, the captain is kind of hot

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@galacticidiots

2 years

Fanfic is great because there’s something for everyone and every mood. In a hurry? Here’s a 2K quickie. Feel like losing sleep and part of your soul? Have a 500K slow burn. Masochistic? There plenty of WIPs. Into weird stuff? Your bookmarks are between you and god.

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@galacticidiots

4 months

The curse of the hopeless romantic who is also a cynical realist

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@galacticidiots

2 years

Who needs therapy when ao3 is full of those 10-20K oneshots where nothing happens except huge feelings and deep conversations that somehow make you feel the entire spectrum of human emotion

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@galacticidiots

2 years

When Virginia Woolf said “I think the only prescription for me is to have a thousand interests.” Soooo true. The only cure to the devastating human condition is to immerse yourself in your little obsessions.

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@galacticidiots

3 years

Shoutout to fic writers who pour their heart into their words and share them with the world for free and still have to deal with entitled, uncouth plebs who don’t understand people have lives outside of the internet. Fic writers, you’re so sexy. Here, have a cookie.

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@galacticidiots

1 year

Imagine finding out your worst enemy was so heartbroken they asked a witch to remove their heart, and you manage to bribe said witch into selling it to you on the black market thinking it’s the perfect way to ruin them only to find out you’re the cause of the initial heartbreak

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@galacticidiots

2 years

“I trust you with my life.” But do you trust me with your fanfic bookmarks? THAT is how you measure trust.

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@galacticidiots

4 years

Since lots of people seem to think enemies to lovers is problematic I propose we change the name to foes to hoes

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@galacticidiots

2 months

“I was born to be a doctor” good for you, I was born to dream up little stories and eat bread

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@galacticidiots

2 months

Friends to lovers is at its best when it’s “It’s always been you and will only ever be you and I tried so hard for it not to be you but also didn’t try at all, because the first time you touched me you left your handprint on my heart and I’ve always known it was permanent”

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@galacticidiots

1 year

Waiting for the day two writers secretly team up and write two versions of the same story from opposite points of view and publish them without telling anyone. Each version is missing crucial details the other one contains.

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@galacticidiots

2 months

“Would you peel an orange for me?” I’d peel the moon off the sky and leave the world encased in darkness just to light the way from your bed to the bathroom door. But whatever.

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@galacticidiots

3 months

Please be vocal about your love for someone’s art. Leave a word on that fic you stayed up reading. Compliment someone’s cute drawing. Send a message to that singer whose voice soothes your soul. Indifference is a silent killer, it corrodes an artist’s soul.

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@galacticidiots

16 days

You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

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@galacticidiots

16 days

The eighth love language is being a menace, a nuisance, the most insistent annoyance in someone else’s life, ever present, always poking, prodding, teasing. I’m on you like moss on a rock because I care.

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@galacticidiots

3 years

I’ll stop stanning villains when they stop having the most interesting arcs, and the most intriguing backstories, and the coolest clothes, and the best faces

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@galacticidiots

2 years

The sluttiest thing two characters can do is stare at each other’s lips in the middle of a heated argument

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@galacticidiots

1 year

Fanfic really is the best because you can rot your heart with the saddest angst known to mankind and then immediately cleanse the palate with the kind of smut that will ensure the gates of heaven will never open for you, all from the comfort of your ao3 tag

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@galacticidiots

8 months

Fandom friends are a very special breed because who else is going to put up with your unhinged, nonsensical, all-caps mental breakdowns about a niche headcanon you came up with at 3am

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@galacticidiots

2 years

If AO3 had a 2021 Wrapped

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@galacticidiots

4 months

I would love to hang out but unfortunately I’ll be too busy hallucinating moments of tenderness between fictional people

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@galacticidiots

3 months

You know what’s hotter than undressing someone? Helping them get dressed. Tightening laces, buttoning those pesky back buttons, gently pushing their hair aside to fasten a necklace with a complicated clasp…finishing with a kiss on the nape…tender devotion is simply unparalleled

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@galacticidiots

3 months

“It’s just an interest” to YOU. I’ve made it my entire personality and source of comfort.

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@galacticidiots

3 months

It’s so sad when nobody you’re close to is on the same level of deranged about something as you. Who’s going to help you put together an obsessive timeline of events? Who’s going to laugh hysterically at the same stupid meme?? PARTNERS IN BRAINROT ARE ESSENTIAL

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@galacticidiots

3 months

Friday night plans, oil on canvas

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@galacticidiots

3 years

“Any plans for Valentine’s Day?”

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@galacticidiots

2 months

Just in case someone hasn’t told you in a while — your art matters. Your stories, your drabbles, your drawings, your paintings, your music. Your creativity, your imagination, your vulnerability. I guarantee it made someone smile, laugh, cry. It touched them in some way.

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@galacticidiots

2 months

Therapy is expensive, daydreaming about moments of passion between fictional people and drowning yourself in the escapist pools of fiction is free

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@galacticidiots

2 years

Reject fake dating, embrace fake hating. “We were enemies but now we’re in love and nobody can know about it.” “We’re academic rivals keeping up the charade for appearances’ sake.” “Our feud was so public it would be embarrassing to admit it was just unresolved sexual tension.”

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@galacticidiots

4 months

Never beating the too soft for this world allegations. Wtf is a “situationship?” Either your soul has been waiting for mine to be born for several reincarnations because this is my first life or nothing

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@galacticidiots

3 years

Let’s switch up those fanfiction terms to spice up your tag game: • ‘Enemies to lovers’ is now ‘Foes to Hoes’ • ‘Fix-it fic’ is now ‘Textual healing’ • ‘No plot, just fluff’ is now ‘Much uwu about nothing’

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@galacticidiots

8 months

Darcy is the most relatable love interest because I too consider having a crush a terrible, awful torment

pride and prejudice archive

@pandparchive

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@galacticidiots

2 years

I’m a huge fan of healthy, positive relationships in real life but I want my fictional couples to share the same unhinged braincell, be sexy, and do angst.

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@galacticidiots

3 years

Jane Austen really said ‘I respect the “I can fix him” movement but that’s just not me. He’ll fix himself if knows what’s good for him’ and that’s why her works are still calling the shots today.

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@galacticidiots

2 years

I absolutely REQUIRE a happy ending to all stories BUT I want the characters to go through substancial emotional pain first.

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@galacticidiots

2 years

Fictional men should ALWAYS be pining fools in love and overwhelmed about it. Pathetic levels of pining are encouraged for maximum effect.

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@galacticidiots

2 years

Fictional characters are allowed to commit crimes but they aren’t allowed to be annoying. Murder is fine but I draw the line at irritating behaviour

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@galacticidiots

2 months

No creative space needs a dislike button, by the way. Readers just need to learn that not every story is written for them specifically, and nobody is forcing them to enjoy them or even read them. Be kind to people who share their art, their heart. Be kind in general.

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@galacticidiots

9 days

Is it platonic? It is romantic? Who cares. It’s all love. It’s all light. What does it matter, as long as it keeps you warm.

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@galacticidiots

8 months

There are layers to making fandom friends and the first one is figuring out if the other person is on the same level of obsessively unhinged as you or if you have to act like a normal human being

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@galacticidiots

3 months

The feminine urge to quit your soulless job and escape to a quaint rural village and open up a tea shop that is also a bookstore only increases with age

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@galacticidiots

21 days

Everything can be made into an AU when your heart is tender and brave and your mind is obsessive and unhinged

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