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Kumon

@yogasuud

3 years

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@yogasuud

4 years

@eatdatpussy332 @jay_zimmer @moodymarlenee Its all fun and games until the dogs started barking randomly

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@yogasuud

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@elena_1880 @zahraphobicc Gentleman, here we can see one of our bro has found his Queen, and became true King. Congratulations, bro Satanscilantro 🍻

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@yogasuud

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@gavinguidry I think they told the boss if he's not surrendering himself, they're gonna ask for a raise

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@yogasuud

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@Reindeer_Brainz @eatdatpussy332 @jay_zimmer @moodymarlenee It truly is a start of a horror movie when someone said those words 😂

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@yogasuud

3 years

@urlovelysinner Asik membaca kolom komentar, dan banyak sekali yang nyepelin Agama orang. Giliran Agamanya kesenggol dikit udah kayak Ibu-nya ditampar

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@yogasuud

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@Ajaaysaurus Gatau aja nih cadet pitik. Waktu lu cabut berlayar, kapal lu kan rentan digoyang ombak tuh, sedangkan pacar/istri lu rentan digoyang warga sebelah.

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@yogasuud

2 years

@huestroid @jacob_blacc They don't pay him enough money to deal with that shit

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@yogasuud

1 year

@18spacee Herocyn 2 kaleng, vaselin 2 pack, bae2 itu indikasi selangkangan kutuan sampe nyetok begitu di deket kasur

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@yogasuud

4 months

@bimaprawira WKWKWK TAIII WKWKWKWK

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@yogasuud

2 years

@gavinguidry In one of the most boring job in a security company, these seniors having fun. Looking at the age gap, I'm guessing its the companies of the CEO late father and he inherit it

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@yogasuud

1 year

@infotwitwor_ Argumen awal seakan tidak mau kalau harga diri wanita diinjak2, baca dikit bawahnya malah ngatain emak orang yang notaben doi nginjek harga diri wanita juga 😂

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@yogasuud

2 years

@cycle4solitude @Froshnel @javroar

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@yogasuud

3 years

@JefferyxBball @narkobars The common skill of ✨Playing Victim✨

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@yogasuud

1 month

@kikir @tanyakanrl Sistem yang bagus ya pakai mesin scan, kalo misal ada indikasi mencurigakan baru dibongkar. Lah kalo full manual gitu mah gw sangat mewajarkan pada curiga orang2 beacukai yang rampok begitu barang ada yang kurang, atau hilang. Pertanyaannya, sistem tidak langsung dibetulkan?

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@yogasuud

3 years

@howtodresvvell Wah gila itu kebon pisang kemaren digebukin satu2 buat jadi lahan bangun Indomaret apa gimana wkwk

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@yogasuud

9 months

@RadioElshinta @realsteel81 Lailahailallah lu terakhir make twitter kapan min segala ada RT nya

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@yogasuud

6 months

@speechleyish For example. Now the context is about Israel

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@yogasuud

3 years

@popshifter @HelloCullen Ladies, please do get vaccinated soon.

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@yogasuud

3 years

@9GAG Me, everytime I hang out with my friends whos a couple, and they start arguing randomly

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@yogasuud

1 year

That dude just triggered the Indonesia-Malaysia-Singapore Netizen Defensive Pact

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1 year

Far-right British grifter deletes tweet after being smashed for insulting endek/batik. The Indonesian internet remains undefeated 🇮🇩🇮🇩🇮🇩🇮🇩🇮🇩

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@yogasuud

1 year

@FrankKhalidUK Throughout the picture, definitely Torres. He didnt regain his Liverpool form in Chelsea, but after the haircut, he done everything he could beside the usual poacher. He'll pass, cross, defend, drop back, with all the pressure on him. He help us get our first UCL title in the end

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@yogasuud

1 year

@memefess

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@yogasuud

3 years

@komunice Kuil Shaolin

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@yogasuud

4 months

@plisitin Alhamdulillah ya

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@yogasuud

11 months

@tony__stroke Doi gokil sih, Nadia Vega aja dulu bisa dia dapetin. Nadia Vega cuy buset, idola kawula muda

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@yogasuud

2 years

@wahkerensih Gw gamasalah sih selama suaranya engga mengganggu sekitar. Engga lucu gw lagi tenang2 zoom, tiba2 ada sayup2 suara dari sebelah "MORE MAS MOREEE AHH IYAAA DISITU *krekkrekkrekkrek*. Di hotel juga kan ada penghuni lain juga yang bayar Tapi kalo ampe dikontenin gini mah emang tai

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@yogasuud

4 years

@jusdalle @dearaini Ala jepang dengan tulisan, soundtrack, dan video di China. Baik

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@yogasuud

3 years

@TakeshisCastle_ My god, where have this page been in my life. Kinda sad its in english since I really miss the sound "Ah yang benar saja yang mulia"

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@yogasuud

3 years

@GRESAIDS Gw baca ini bukannya iba, tapi lebih gatel ngeliat ini korban ampe ratusan, ini cewe2nya pada goblok apa gimana sih? Tergiur omongan ninggi cowok, kena hajar, teriak jadi korban. Kenapa mau dari awal astaga. Karena kalo ternyata icip2 awal berhasil lo sebagai cewek bakal jackpot?

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@yogasuud

1 year

@MUSIKMENFESS

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@yogasuud

2 years

@gavinguidry Sir, people usually just put their eyes part for this trend. But you putting your whole face just made it even funnier 😂 Check out their TikTok, guys. Plenty good stuff inside.

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@yogasuud

2 years

@L0veSophie @elena_1880 @zahraphobicc We always support our fellow king, ma'am. Thank you, have a nice day.

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@yogasuud

2 years

@PGU_1 It can be either Eva, Naruto, or Seven Deadly Sins tho. It can be either Caesar being couped and stabbed, or a scene from Hanibal

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@yogasuud

3 years

@thiranosauruss @blackyasmz_ Saatnya mencari pasangan yang mau 1/4 plafon rumah nanti isinya sarang walet, bawahnya kolam lele, ato kandang ayam.

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@yogasuud

4 years

@itspudgeho @Reindeer_Brainz @eatdatpussy332 @jay_zimmer @moodymarlenee The moment when the Abuelita turns into this, I only hope that Bisabuela still hangs on her life ➕

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@yogasuud

2 years

@__hamsolo @aimrod This dude just went straight and made himself a meme

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@yogasuud

3 years

@Ibra_official @KhabyLame My God, Khaby became so big he met Zlatan 😳

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@yogasuud

4 months

@indomild Ini sampe ada yang dateng ke acara formal keluarga gw misal nikahan gitu dateng pake baju gini, gw kasih piring kotor terus seret ke dapur asli

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@yogasuud

4 years

@xximbecile His parents must be proud. Manners at its best

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@yogasuud

4 years

@kanecilla Rumah di kampung halaman lebih punya hubungan emosional daripada waralaba tempat lo beli es krim satu tapi nongkrongnya sampe malu, mas.

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@yogasuud

4 months

@ganjarpranowo Jendral Penguin kepada Prada Penguin

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@yogasuud

2 years

@tweetgayther @Kerestesy @ElyKreimendahl

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@yogasuud

3 years

@JefferyxBball @narkobars "If he cheated, he's a piece of shit" "If she cheated, its because of his fault"

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@yogasuud

6 months

@notcarole Holy hell, my condolences 🥀 Kinda surprised there's carrefour in gaza tho that I need to google it to make sure

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@yogasuud

1 year

@angewwie @olovyannayaa Barusan liat, dan wih ngeri ngeri. Gamau komentar apa2 dulu karena belom tau dua sisi cerita buat ngira2 kenyataannya ada apaan ini, jadi muka si mbaknya gw tutupin 👏👏👏 Kalo ternyata bener... wah

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@yogasuud

1 year

@odydc Gw mau nyoba nebak2 kepanjangan jabatan ini apaan. Kepala urusan kendali kontrak perlengkapan perorangan Bagian kendali pengadaan perlengkapan organisasi satuan lapangan Sub direktorat pembinaan kontrak perorangan satuan lapangan direktorat perbekalan dan pengadaan

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@yogasuud

2 years

@hanmula Hahahahhahahaha. People tend to forget the phrase, "you play with fire, you gonna get burned". Its not always burned, but when you do, you already know why. Been waiting for this kind of statement.

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@yogasuud

4 years

@bhencong Versi beda agama Yesus lahir gaada bokap tetep straight

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@yogasuud

2 years

@azvinl Emang dari awal juga udah pada tau kalo bakal lebih mahal. Cuma kenapa tetep menjamur, dan makin banyak karena ada demand. Selisih 69ribu itu sebagai customer kasarnya ngebayar biaya perjalanan bulak balik, menunggu, dan waktu yang bisa digunain untuk melakukan kegiatan lain.

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@yogasuud

5 months

@worksfess Jawaban serius: (LD sapi ² x PB) : angka berapa gitu lupa. Jawaban pribadi: Tanya sama yang punya. Kalo misal yang punya engga tau, coba saya cari orang yang mengerti cara ngitung tanpa timbangan. Ditanya gimana doang kan? Engga harus ngejawab spesifik berapa berat sapinya?

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@yogasuud

2 years

@mountbellyache Nah, man. Girl Bassist get all the boys, Boy Drummer get all the girls. True story.

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@yogasuud

2 months

@neohistoria_id Lu bikin buku konspirasi2 di Indonesia deh, gw jadi salah satu pembeli pertama ntar 🙏

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@yogasuud

2 years

@isaiahsgrave "have I really said that?" "Yes when you're talking to yourself while sleeping at June last year" "what" "what" I usually forgot the important stuff, but remember the small things people mention bypassing. Weird brain

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@yogasuud

3 years

@nurrrintann @ankerleci @rotiisicoklat @menfesssyg Lebih tepatnya enggan-nya, mba. Dulu waktu masih dibayarin ini itu sama Orang Tua apa aja pengen dibeli. Sekarang mah belanja di supermarket aja ngebandingin harga, kualitas, jumlah, sama butuh engga ya berkali2. Gamau rugi.

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@yogasuud

2 years

@VLAMINORA Bro Jerinx, we boys are the same. The only thing that we're most afraid of in this world is to both of our Queen, Mom, and whoever reserve the spot on our bed and left seat in the car.

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@yogasuud

4 years

@rockalibra @_meejon_ Inget banget ucapan si bapak yang dobrak "cuma ieu a cara ngabuka pintu na, mundur dari pintu sok" "PAK JANGAN PAK ANDUKNYA DILUAR" *gubrak* Pintu roboh. Gw berdiri diem sambil tangan nutupin selangkangan Liat2an sambil diem sama yang dateng ada kali 10 detik "makasi pak"

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@yogasuud

3 years

@syafiqshai @zakizuraimi "Dont insult the fuc*in sausage roll"

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@yogasuud

2 years

@ditugaskann Yang di Blok M kekencengan gw goyangin sampe jatoh. Maaf ya mbak dan mas pegawai hokben tahun 2008 🙏

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@yogasuud

3 years

@wderiana_ Make way for the Kings and Queens

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@yogasuud

2 years

@ManMilk2 Both kinda sus, what's the chance that both of em are Americans too? Someone please try asking em some Geography.

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@yogasuud

1 year

@FOODFESS2 Lu kayak bubur ayam itu dah, nder. Polos banget

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@yogasuud

3 years

@hrdbacot Duli pas meeting sama VP. Yang perlu dipersiapkan: 1. Penampilan (pakaian) 2. Wangi badan 3. Poin2 yang mau dijelaskan Hal konyol: 1. Kentut pas lagi presentasi, mana belum boker 2. Login WA pribadi, popup chat waktu login keproyektor tulisannya "kamu kemana aja sihhh kangenn"

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@yogasuud

1 year

@agannyi Sebusuk apapun clientnya, gaada cerita lawyer boleh kayak gini. Ada namanya Attorney - Client Confidentiality and Privilege. Kalo engga kuat megang klien problematik kayak gitu mah pegang kasus pro-bono aja ude elah.

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@yogasuud

2 years

@tirqmisvu @florechitra Ini gimana lagi caranya buset

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@yogasuud

7 months

@einedame Sangkakala sore... Jangan sampe dia ditiup

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@yogasuud

2 months

@tempodotco Heru ini memang mempersatukan 4 kubu ya. Pendukung paslon 01, 02, 03, dan swing voter yang ada di provinsi DKI Jakarta pada sepakat kalau HERU GOBLOK

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@yogasuud

3 years

@itzyjerry Its just a blur picture, not a silhouette. Silhouette kinda looks like a character that hasnt been unlocked in the game.

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@yogasuud

2 years

@kangbakso48 Boleh nambahin patungan engga? Jangan dikasih damai modal minta maaf nangis2 tapi.

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@yogasuud

5 months

@kegblgnunfaedh Gokil Adan. Proper gentleman till your last breath 🫡

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@yogasuud

2 years

@DonDeshawn_ Bro when he finds out he's blocked from viewing her instastory, and she posted it on CF just to be sure be like

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@yogasuud

2 years

@tumulitofficial We got the same dream, but ends up in a different journey. My only hope is that each of us would finally own those happiness in the end. The sunset is beautiful, isn't it?

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@yogasuud

2 years

@DailyOPMemes "If you push this button, buster call will be activated, and the marine will send their battleships with Admiral on it" Luffy:

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@yogasuud

2 years

@azvinl Guna aplikasi jasa kayak gini kan emang buat memudahkan hidup orang, tapi ya dengan cost lebih besar. Lebih lucu lagi kalo mau makan di tempat karena lebih murah, tapi kesananya naik ojol. Susah dapet ojolnya karena ngikutin saran mas ini untuk ganti profesi 👍

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@yogasuud

4 years

@itspudgeho @Reindeer_Brainz @eatdatpussy332 @jay_zimmer @moodymarlenee You'll need the ghostbuster to repel those spirits away

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@yogasuud

2 years

@hrdbacot Seseruput teh dari tumbler yang satu ini bakal bikin kalian sesemangat petani yang berjuang menggarap sawah karena tau anaknya mau jadi polisi.

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@yogasuud

2 years

@wayanlovely Dibilang berkualitas di atas rata2 sih sejujurnya engga ya mas. Plotnya ya biasa2 aja, ke up abis2an karena twitter/tiktok. Tanpa itu gw yakin penjualan tiket biasa aja. Selain itu momen lebaran. Orang pegang duit, libur, kumpul sama kerabat, butuh hiburan, Dr Strange full. Voila

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@yogasuud

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@mediocrickey Wkwkwk plakat sama piala kumon gw buang semua. Nightmare. WE WILL SHINE, WE WILL SHINE

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@yogasuud

4 months

@efenerr @eyvindfishlung + sumbangsih orang tua

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@yogasuud

4 months

@memefess Ini biasanya babeh2 terjebak. Perwakilan warga janjian buat pemilihan ketua RT/RW jam 8, doi udah kepilih dengan suara absolut jam 7. Dateng2 udah pada siap ngasih selamat.

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@yogasuud

1 year

@Askrlfess I use uno reverse card on this. Lebih suka tipe yang gimana?

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@yogasuud

3 years

@mediocrickey Cringewomanizer 1 ini niat juga sampe mampir ke reddit. Diomongin aja kagak doi

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@yogasuud

1 year

@rachelvennya23 Bukannya anda salah satu yang paling doyan jadi whistleblower, dan nyoba ngerujak orang sambil mengajak bestie2, serta follower anda ya? Kayaknya berhenti waktu kena kasus nyuap kemarin doang. Lucu juga. Ini tweet saya save deh, mana tau kelakuan whistleblower anda kumat.

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@yogasuud

1 month

@mediocrickey Istri, dan Mamak-nya lah. Mana berani Hotman lawan 2 itu.

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@yogasuud

2 years

@xximbecile2 I want to bake free for my wife and my kids so they'll be proud of me, I want to bake free. God knows, God knows the price of pastries.

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@yogasuud

3 years

@honcuk Karena NGO musiman yang kalau kapal utamanya goyang pada buru2 menyelamatian diri?

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@yogasuud

1 year

@Rainmaker1973 Everything reminds me of her

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@yogasuud

1 year

@KinerMusic @EndangeredComic Is that a keyboard on top of your keyboard

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@yogasuud

2 years

@DreamSuiteSFM @Charley_Moose @musicstruggles1 That's the dream. Close enough with the kids that we could casually insult each other while the mother will freak out shouting, "OI, LANGUAGE, WTF".

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@yogasuud

1 year

@nqkyo Bro, we know. I think lots of us realize it the first time. Didn't even type my usual straightforward arguments since that bro is trying to (maybe) fulfil a bit of his dream. Can't shot down other bro's dream, can't support him either. So I think its best for me to remain silent.

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@yogasuud

3 years

@AodhGG @KFC_ES

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@yogasuud

4 years

@rockalibra @_meejon_ Jadi keinget pernah kekunci di kamar mandi dalem kamar pas dikosan dulu. Teriak2 sejam gaada yang denger gara2 kamar paling pojok. Akhirnya ibu kosan denger pas lagi random lewat. Karena kosan kosong, doi manggil warga. Yang dateng malah serombongan keluarga kiri kanan

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@yogasuud

3 years

@tuanwidi Wah kebetulan. Gw mau virus dari China dong biar engga usah les mandarin lagi

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@yogasuud

1 year

@AldhiTR @IndonesiaGaruda Bisa jadi overbook terus sepupu situ jadi korban karena bukan termasuk prioritas berdasarkan data history penerbangan, atau ya ada pejabat nyelip masuk yang harus diprioritaskan. Udah viral gini coba kita tunggu respon maskapai

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@yogasuud

1 year

@JukiHoki Itu kalo rotinya ditoast dikit, terus kasih mayonaise sama scrambled egg bisa jadi macam yakisoba itu. Enak kok

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@yogasuud

3 years

@itsnottsaneerr No worries bro, Im lost too. Me and her would be lost together. She hardly see, and Im clueless

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@yogasuud

4 months

@acrimonity Gw bacanya sekilas "are you into freedom?"

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@yogasuud

3 years

@tuanwidi VAKSIN, NGAPE VIRUS BUSET

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@yogasuud

1 month

@AboutTNG Cie meresmikan kerjaan developer cie

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@yogasuud

2 years

@XIAmNotCreative @ISpick_69 @SethKasso @AimenMahrouk @BoodEivu @NewsForAllUK A back-end engineer spray the whole server with water since she can't find where she forgot to put one ), while the manager keep on asking why isn't it done yet.

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@yogasuud

4 years

@adaazam My Dad raise me harshly, but he never forget to bring gifts if I do good. My mom raise me kindly, but equiped with a broom to spank me when Im bad Its about balance, mam

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