Whitney (Shady Sands) @whitn_tarnation Twitter profile

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Whitney (Shady Sands)

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girls if he knows the difference between the Ottoman and Byzantine empires just know you are the side hoe to his map video game addiction

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okay so for the record,I saw Ben Gross at the book store I work at in Brooklyn yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback,

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Just blew it HARD with a girl I saw for about thirty seconds and then fell in love with at the bookstore

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what goes on here ?

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I like how consistently I can get engagement by circling an area of a map without a well known city and asking this

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Ukraine will be unstoppable in these

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UPDATE: The U.S. will send 30 Abrams tanks.

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@whitn_tarnation

1 year

this is a "at least 3 [genders]" level Biden line I love it

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Q: "Can you tell us what you know so far about the explosion in Poland, sir?" Biden: "No." Press is then kicked out

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all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. He then walked away and continued with his shopping, and I heard him chuckle. When he came back up front I saw him trying to

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Whitney (Shady Sands)

@whitn_tarnation

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I don’t even think that’s a word. After I scanned each book and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting me by yawning really loudly. I'm still in shock but I wanted to get the story on record before his tweet goes mega viral

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Whitney (Shady Sands)

@whitn_tarnation

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walk out the doors with like fifteen copies of Infinite Jest in his hands without paying. I tried to be very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear me, but eventually he turned

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Whitney (Shady Sands)

@whitn_tarnation

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around and brought the books to the counter. When I took one of the books and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped me and told me to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at the girl in line behind him.

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Whitney (Shady Sands)

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it's funny to see people on this website who are 100% convinced a 12 person police department posting a feel-good story about buying a mom groceries for Christmas or something is a CIA orchestrated propaganda mission but then lap this stuff up no question.

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Chinese Navy already defeated US in the food department

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@whitn_tarnation

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@cheer_wine @MatchasmMatt @elonmusk Uh oh

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Canada Twitter found this post 🙄 now my mentions are full of pleasant people sharing fun activities they do with friends and family

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@whitn_tarnation

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georgists on life support after discovering both Russia and Ukraine have a land value tax

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@whitn_tarnation

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You see her pointing her service weapon at you after you've committed a violent felony, how do you open?

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Ukrainian government finally releases photo of "Ghost of Kiev", ace Ukrainian pilot with 6 confirmed kills

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Bezos really answered "what would you do with a billion dollars" with "use advanced technology to arrest aging and live as a hot Miami Instagram influencer couple." this is a life 1000x better than any ancient rular imagined Valhalla to be

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Jeff Bezos carving his gf onto his yacht is everything to me I love the way they love.

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@vanillaopinions I didn't believe the rumors about his behavior but sadly it's true :(

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@whitn_tarnation

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if you're about to reply or qrt with "uh actually I knew the difference without map games and everyone else should too" then here you go a little gold star for u sweetie you are very smart: 🌟

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@whitn_tarnation

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trillion dollar idea: McDonalds converts all of its properties into mixed use Mc5over1s

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@whitn_tarnation

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right now, out there somewhere, is a 22 year old man on hour 14 of a personal project mapping a voting trend in 3 hypothetical districts in Virginia using modified 2006 data. he is compensated solely in the retweets of 4 teenagers who are medically incapable of leaving their home

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Whitney (Shady Sands)

@whitn_tarnation

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look I know this has been said a million times but you think the camera always being centered on her boobs would make it clear that this is a fetish thing

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🌸 #Tradwife #feminine

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Whitney (Shady Sands)

@whitn_tarnation

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Public Service Reminder! If you don't pay your taxes by April 15, it's ok! The IRS will call you and you can pay off your balance by using Amazon gift cards purchased at your local Walmart. Just be careful not to hang up or tell anyone you are doing it until it is done.

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Whitney (Shady Sands)

@whitn_tarnation

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my controversial urbanism take is that we should be paying a lot of attention to how someone somehow made a privately run passenger train system work in the US

Jonathan Hopkins 🚅🚇🚎🚲🛴🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦

@JHopLovesTrains

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If you’ve noticed @GoBrightline trains have seemed quite busy lately, it appears they have as well 🚅 As of today they’ve added a 5th railcar to at least some of their trainsets

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girl gcs are called like "the girlies" and boys gcs are like "Brothers Born to Morb: Guided by Morbius"

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"NATO intervention killed my dad in Serbia!!" Their dad:

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Whitney (Shady Sands)

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girls if he knows the difference between the O̶t̶t̶o̶m̶a̶n̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶B̶y̶z̶a̶n̶t̶i̶n̶e̶ ̶e̶m̶p̶i̶r̶e̶s̶ 13th and 17th centuries just know you are the side hoe to his map video game addiction

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@whitn_tarnation

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this is gaining traction please be nice to certified sweetie @bengrossbg

"I Saw Flying Lotus in a Grocery Store..." Copypasta

“I Saw Flying Lotus at a Grocery Store…” refers to a popular copypasta in which the poster tells a story of a famous person acting like a jerk in a grocery

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Whitney (Shady Sands)

@whitn_tarnation

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a terrible indictment of urbanism and transit enthusiasm is that Japan built the perfect megacity for all of mankind to behold and it was so sexy that it sapped the horny from all residents and now their population is crashing

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guys I'm lost, help? ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟨⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟨⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟨⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟨🟨🟨🟨 ⬜🟩⬜🟨⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜

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@sanpabloavenue sorry babe I have to cancel dinner, I need to spend 17 hours straight failing to figure out how to do something in ArcGIS

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@charlove @vivianosaurus wow wordle has gotten weird since I stopped playing

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flags I saw in my neighborhood last night while drunk driving home

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@whitn_tarnation

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every now and again I am forced to confront, like a deer in headlights, the realization that many millions of Americans inexplicably believe that magic and witchcraft are: 1) Real; and 2) Bad things you need to keep your kids away from.

NPR

@NPR

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A teen painted a mural at a Michigan school with a colorful scene and simple message: "Stay healthy." Outraged parents convinced themselves it contains LGBTQ propaganda and Satanist messages. "Fix their brains," one woman said at a school board meeting.

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@stan_okl if only they could have looked somewhere for inspiration, such as DIRECTLY ACROSS THE STREET

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begining to think we may have improperly balanced the externalities and moral hazards of our flood insurance programs

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what the actual fuck is going on in Texas

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explaining my Twitter followers

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One of the beautiful things about Vegas is how often you see father-daughter bonding trips. So many 44-65 year old men with their teenage daughters just laughing and having fun 😌

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what the hell are they doing in this part of New York? just completely empty. very suspicious.

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can't believe it's been a year

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this explanation for how they get to do this doesn't make any sense to me but hell yeah let's fucking go

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@markasaurus

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This is a VERY ambitious planning application! I can't wait to see how it plays out

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@SkidTwisted it was me

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@metalgearobama @cityafreaks I would like to see them try

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POV: you are looking at a strange and futuristic technology that can not be comprehended by the feeble minds of New York City residents

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a president could probably have a double digit blowout reelection by just forcing a government agency to subsidize gas down to $1 a gallon in October

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@whitn_tarnation

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Elon Musk has offered to buy Twitter for 43 billion dollars. There are 43 billion Americans. That means instead he could give every American 43 billion dollars and still have 43 billion dollars left over to buy 43 billion dollars 43 billion times

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what does Nebraska know that we don't

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weird thing on Twitter is that every viral thread discussing the economy explicitly discusses it like it's run by an evil cabel of 20 guys who decide what rent will cost, but the one time that's true (OPEC and gas prices) it's president Brandon alone who can make car sauce cheap

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We are live!

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Remember Yumbos, in 112 days, when the city of San Francisco falls out of compliance and the builders remedy goes live, it is your duty to channel your inner NIMBY and prevent San Francisco's planning agency from ever passing anything that might bring them into compliance.

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@canderaid Fun Fact: Rome: Total War has a fun hidden little RTS game tucked into it that you can find if you play it wrong

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Why the fuck are people so horny for "walkable cities" when we could be talking about ✨fuckable✨ cities?

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@Micah_McGurk @easterngoblin she's coming

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WAKE UP ! !!!

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imagine if there was a food shortage and the official DSA position was "it would be better to have no farms than allow for more capitalist farms"

DSA Housing Justice Commission 🌹🌆

@dsa_housing

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We support Denver DSA. Affordable housing can't be provided by the market. Reforms offered up by the state and developers that don't include democratic control and redistribution of land are ultimately false promises that serve only to benefit capital.

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@bloodberry_tart @ZeroSuitCamus big fan of "bisexual lawyer" being a new gender and sexuality combo

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I'm building a team

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have spent the last week pouring through CEQA and planning documents for a case involving (tangently) a failed attempt to build apartments on a parking lot in California and my god, holy fuck, what are we doing, why is the process this goddamn mind numbingly stupid

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@opinonhaver @AnonymousLeftie Small shout-out to Zuck who tried to humanize himself, failed miserably and then decided to just be a lizard in private instead of doubling down like Elon

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I pasted the description of La Sombrita into Bing and asked her to draw me a photo of it. Happy to report that when AI comes for urban planning consultants, they will do a better job.

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Now that La Sombrita, our first prototype for bus stop lighting and shade in tight spaces, has been installed, we wanted to share more context on this device:

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hundreds of thousands of people have died in the last year proving this meme is wrong and yet they keep posting it

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While America is focused on indoctrinating our children with rainbows & pronouns, our adversaries are training their children to be warriors. American world dominance is dwindling and the future is not pretty.

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girls if he knows the difference between the O̶t̶t̶o̶m̶a̶n̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶B̶y̶z̶a̶n̶t̶i̶n̶e̶ ̶e̶m̶p̶i̶r̶e̶s̶ 13th and 17th centuries just know you are the side hoe to his map video game addiction

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Ukrainian Spetznaz forces have found and recovered a Russian Typhoon-class nuclear submarine found stuck in mud and abandoned outside of Ivankiv

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THANK YOU JOE BRANDON !!!!!!!

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Just a pure column of water over lake Mead, near Callville Bay @NWSVegas

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"average San Franciscan commits 8 Anti-Asian hate crimes per year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person commits 0 hate crime per year. Hate Crime Georg, who lives in a WeWork & commits over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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@orderofgash @ElyKreimendahl they are reforming that so you pay 5% of your income and government prevents the interest from accruing a larger balance

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Hey! Actual historian here. I've hidden three bombs across the city, contained within are the clues you need to stop two of them - a 🧵

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@man_ditch ?

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amazing how this Cinematic Universe was all hits. they don't make em like they used to.

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@JPierreBrissot This is maximum human density. Add a single ADU and this becomes the walled city and sinks into the ocean.

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understandable. The pitball was defending its honor from the only thing more efficient at killing children

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@sorkincel really feels cooked up in the alternative dimension that right wing tabloids exist in but no, they really did steal luggage like crazy and got caught in part from someone recognizing their stolen custom dress. Also the fake gay conversion story that they got a UN Prize for lol

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@Ramsey_Kilani china will soon be unstoppable

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@Spaceport_TO Interestingly there is an almost town in California near where I grew up called Petrolia

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we need to get the rich back on the grind of building fabulously excentric libraries and train stations to attain their place in heaven.

The Ghost of Michael Harrington

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I’ve noticed that the biggest doomers on this platform are consistently very rich and financially successful people. There’s something wrong with our upper class, in that they are flush in financial capital but lacking in social capital.

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the only car Americans should be sleeping in:

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@GrayAthene @peak_transit yeah my understanding is they found a promising corridor, got the state to stay out of their way and made a 30 year investment plan off the way railroads actually make money: real estate

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twinkflation is out of control. I watched Point Break last night and realized that the protagonist, portrayed as a football quarterback and hunk, would clearly be called a twink by modern audiences

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every day someone tweets something out of an 8th grader's notebook like "school is prison" or "bedtime is fascism" and gets 40k likes and retweets

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Today one of my students told me that school is just a colorful prison and I… Y’all. A colorful prison.

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@bekahjonelson @bengrossbg no I'm talking about the Twitter user Ben Gross

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@ettingermentum that's not where Japan is. why are you lying.

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@Tyler_The_Wise I have a modest proposal for the density surrounding golden gate park

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@ArmandDoma

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Sorry not sorry I don’t care about an earthquake in NYC because I grew up with an alcoholic, psychologically abusive father in constant state of distress,anxiety and worry about the future. Hearing the key in the door every evening was my own 'Earthquake' for almost 20 yrs

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The US birthrate is held up on a tiny string of failing strip malls and stroads. if you urbanist yumbos put a few more street trees in people are gunna start fucking them and it's all going to be over for pax Americana

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@_animeprotag @thornhawthorne Building shade into the environment helps tremendously. Walkability is often combined with efforts to reduce the urban heat island effect, which is made much worse by giant parking lots and roadways

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POV: you make $210,000 a year as the secretary for a non-profit in San Francisco

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so the reason American infrastructure is either insanely overpriced or ends up being the Sonbrita blue shade thing with holes in it is this. Government can spend 10 years navigating our pointless fragmented bureaucracy with no vision or make a really stupid thing in house

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@Kounkuey

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Typical bus shelters often cost $50k or more and require coordination among 8 departments. La Sombrita (in its most expensive, prototype form) costs approximately 15% of the price of a typical bus shelter and can be installed in 30 minutes or less.

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the ai will generate 6 word for word copies of tweets I've made or regenerate "putting together a team" 3 times in a row and then suddenly it spits something like this out

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i broke up with my beautiful gf over a year ago and gave up all sex and dating to focus on worshiping the Vegas Sphere. i 100% genuinely do not regret it why? i have more time for Sphere

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this is essential a mega-tower named spitful malicious compliance and it is immediately going to stress test the l̶i̶e̶s̶ optimistic promises San Francisco made in their housing element so grab your popcorn.

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@whitn_tarnation

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@PippengerHarlo proposal: San Francisco builds a single infinitly high tower, which will be worth infinitly more yet not have higher per unit costs than the current market, then the city taxes The Tower to build affordable housing everywhere else.

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