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3 years
@AP So the church that covered up decades of kiddie rape and all kinds of abuse are saying that gay people are inherently sinners? Interesting.
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@MattWalshBlog @AOC You picked a fight with the wrong woman. @AOC is way WAY above your league!
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@senatemajldr Trials have witnesses. Cover ups don't.
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4 years
@ThomasJTobin1 In this country, we don't use religion as a test/barrier to public office. Perhaps you were unaware of how democracy works?
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2 years
@AshaRangappa_ I do corporate disaster recovery as part of my day job. I do not believe for a single microsecond that the secret service didn't capture that data. And if they didn't, then they're breaking the law.
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4 years
@Amy_Siskind I will *never* trust another republican on any issue large or small ever again. No exceptions, not ever. They're all insane. Every. Last. One.
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3 years
@KaitMarieox You have no idea how offensive it is to hear you pervert the intent of those words.
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3 years
@AP And my pitch for a software start up is an application that removes Utah porn censorship software....
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4 years
@votevets Secnav just earned himself a lot of enemies.
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3 years
@laurenboebert Wtf are you even talking about?
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3 years
@DivineDisturber @DanRather I think it's a control issue. Authoritarians NEED to be right, all the time, about everything. Nobody is allowed to disagree with them, or challenge their authority. Wearing a mask when they said no masks is a challenge to their authority that they cannot abide.
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3 years
@benshapiro Chauvin was convicted on the evidence against him. That's it. Game over. Go find something else to lie about.
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1 year
@soledadobrien Having Anderson Cooper mansplain CNN's decision to us only made the backlash against CNN even worse.
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4 years
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5 years
@RogueSNRadvisor @TomiLahren @AOC I think bar tenders and wait staff have more a more practical understanding of diplomacy and politics than any rich, white elite guys would like to admit.
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3 years
@benshapiro Republicans tried to murder Congress. Did you think we would just forgive y'all and let you do it again?
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3 years
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3 years
@ksorbs So you're saying that Donald Trump is massively insecure and needs constant validation from everyone around him? Sounds exhausting.
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4 years
@StephenKing Rush Limbaugh is a problem that's about to solve itself.
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3 years
@JesseKellyDC If women were in charge, they'd get a pay raise.
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3 years
@CNN Unlikely given that cannabis suppresses nausea and vomiting.
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2 years
@ireadlikeaboss How are we supposed to coexist peacefully with someone like that?
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3 years
@MattWalshBlog This is like saying you're terrified of left handed people.
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3 years
@laurenboebert Everyone in that room was vaccinated and following the rules. Not that you understand how science actually works. 🙄
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4 years
@HillBeverlyhill I think the polling data is being deliberately manipulated.
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3 years
@KaitMarieox You are making even less sense than usual.
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2 years
@CarolLeonnig @SecretService So the secret service is telling us that they do not have a disaster recovery plan in place to secure their own data? That's... interesting.
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3 years
@Angry_Staffer You know, I'm on the autism spectrum and Ive never felt the urge to storm the US capital complex and overthrow democracy in America. 🤔
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1 year
@charliekirk11 Why did Saudi Arabia give Jared Kushner $2 billion dollars?
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3 years
@tribelaw I'm not a lawyer but it seems to me that letting political elites off the hook for breaking laws that would put the rest of us into jail for life seems like an excellent way to destroy the rule of law.
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3 years
@KaitMarieox You spent 4 years defending Trump's lies, hypocrisy and sedition. You don't get to accuse others of lying. Not ever.
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4 years
@Franklin_Graham @rushlimbaugh Limbaugh has lived an immoral life and built an empire based on hatred and lies. It's no surprise that you admire him.
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4 years
@DonaldJTrumpJr If I were you, I'd try very hard to never ever be left alone with any member of the armed services ever again.
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5 years
@BillOReilly may what you send out return to you times three. Blessed be.
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3 years
@benshapiro I think that if Israel stopped taking things that don't belong to them, tension in the middle east would ease.
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3 years
@toddstarnes Perhaps the Republicans shouldn't have tried to MURDER CONGRESS....?
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4 years
@GovMikeHuckabee Republicans have *never* been a friend to labor. Not once. Not anywhere.
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3 years
@MonicaLewinsky Not that you need random affirmation from internet strangers, but you're pretty awesome. Keep on rocking.
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3 years
@benshapiro Remember when Trump stared directly into a solar eclipse without any eye protection, then said he wanted to purchase Greenland?
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3 years
@newtgingrich Trump tried to violently overthrow the US government. Time for some consequences.
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4 years
@brithume Well, Trump has managed to kill over 80,000 Americans so far and he's not done yet. So there's that.
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4 years
@DonaldJTrumpJr Give it up dude. Obama just destroyed Donald and digging the hole deeper won't help.
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3 years
@bfishbfish @MaraWilson I and my entire IT department were fired because the manager wanted to get rid of the union.
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4 years
@Franklin_Graham @POTUS @realDonaldTrump You're partly responsible for this disaster, and we're not going to forget it.
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4 years
@realDonaldTrump This reminds me of the time you stared directly into a solar eclipse, declared that you were the "chosen one" and then tried to buy Greenland.
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3 years
@laurenboebert You know that you don't get to ignore a congressional subpoena, right? Because I think you might be answering some questions while under oath.
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4 years
@jeffsessions You realize we're all laughing AT you and not WITH you, right?
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2 years
@brithume Trump is guilty of espionage, and that's all there is to it.
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3 years
@KaitMarieox Trump let half a million Americans die from covid-19 and Republicans consider that a good job well done. Y'all aren't pro life.
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3 years
@laurenboebert The original ANTIFA, since you apparently forgot what that term actually means.
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@StuartLWallace May the Blessings of the Bomb Almighty, and the Fellowship of the Holy Fallout, descend upon us all. This day and forever more.
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3 years
@feliciaday It's not your kid being obsessed with your boobs that should worry you, it's some of your fans that seem more than a bit creepy about the subject.
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3 years
@benshapiro As I recall, your Jesus never mentioned abortion. Didn't seem very important to him. He sure didn't like arrogant rich people tho. He made that pretty clear!
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4 years
@realDonaldTrump Your lies about the Coronavirus have killed nearly 200k Americans.
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4 years
Making puerto rico a state is bad because then they'll have an equal share in their own governance! Wait...go over that one again?
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“By pushing for Puerto Rican statehood to benefit themselves, mainland liberals are making Puerto Rico a political pawn once again. That’s what happens with colonies.”
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@MattWalshBlog That's really not gonna end well for conservatives...but that's on y'all, not us.
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3 years
@DrOz But you don't live in Pennsylvania.
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@benshapiro Then stop trying to overturn Roe v Wade.
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@laurenboebert If you don't like it then you can quit.
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5 years
@GOP @EliseStefanik Weren't those rules written by the GOP back when they controlled the House? I'll bet that's gotta sting a bit.
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3 years
@ksorbs I could do with a few less Republicans in the Senate, but overall yes - I'm happy with the Biden adminstration.
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4 years
@benshapiro You don't get to tell us how to mourn our dead.
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@newtgingrich Didn't you once lie under oath and help Dennis Hastert cover up decades of rape and pedophilia?
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2 years
@DonaldJTrumpJr Actually "science" does change whenever new data comes to light and causes something to be reexamined. That's actually the entire point.
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3 years
@MattWalshBlog No, your business model is based around being as offensive as humanly possible, and then pretending you're somehow the victim. Silence is lost revenue on your balance sheet.
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4 years
@rico_rants This might also get rid of the murder hobos.
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@eugenegu @NewDay @JodiDoering Trump's lies are killing people, and you want to blame a nurse for pointing that fact out in public?
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3 years
@TomiLahren That's an excellent way to give Biden a second term.
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5 years
@Wiswell @Delafina777 Actually, silver nitrate should be just as effective. Put some in a water pistol and odds are you'll have one VERY shocked werewolf who did not see that one coming.
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2 years
@toddstarnes They also removed anne Frank's diary...kinda weird that you didn't mention that.
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2 years
@benshapiro None of what you just said is true.
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4 years
@NBCPhiladelphia Why is an 89 year old man delivering pizza? I doubt he's doing it for the thrill. Our society sucks.
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4 years
@senatemajldr I'm looking forward to seeing you lose control over the Senate
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3 years
@KaitMarieox So you're saying that we can't prosecute a hit and run because the perp fled the scene?
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5 years
@Franklin_Graham if you oppose it, then it must be a very good law indeed.
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@BetsyDeVosED @AOC I hope one day to see you testify before Congress under oath about the laws you've broken.
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3 years
@AP They violated their oaths to protect this country. They should be severely punished as a result.
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@brithume We saw Trump's thugs tear gassing Americans with our own 2 eyes.
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@Forbes I think I've had enough winning.
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@DonaldJTrumpJr @BreitbartNews There is a good chance you just put yourself into a jail cell for a very long time.
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@sbaprolife Doubling down on the lies will just cost you more elections. Banning abortion is NEVER going to be popular.
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@Franklin_Graham America is not, never was, and shall never be any sort of "christian nation". Go away and leave us alone.
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@brithume It's interesting watching you lie to yourself about rush limbaugh.
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@JonathanTamari @nick_field90 @GovernorTomWolf You can thank the Trumpers for that.
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@laurenboebert I'm an IT professional with over 20+ experience. I don't have to guess how vulnerable we are to hackers, I deal with it every gotdamn day. How about maybe listening to us techies for once? We might have some thoughts on the matter.
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@DonaldJTrumpJr The harder you try to blame shift, the less people will listen to you. By all means, keep doubling down
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@MattWalshBlog No, that's evangelical Christianity.
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@MattWalshBlog Why do you sound like you actually want a race war?
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@MattWalshBlog Meanwhile the Catholic Church was responsible for so much rape and sexual assault that they're declaring bankruptcy to avoid paying damages to their victims.
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@TomiLahren You go first.
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3 years
@laurenboebert Wtf are you even talking about?
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1 year
@BLaw And remember - Clarence Thomas takes bribes.
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4 years
@TomiLahren Trump lied, people died.
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3 years
@toddstarnes If y'all are gonna lie, at least put some effort into it.
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8 months
Anyone who thinks we can coexist peacefully with someone like this is either delusional or lying to you.
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During a House Judiciary Committee hearing, Rep. Mike Johnson attacks Roe v. Wade, insisting that if only women were compelled to bring more "able-bodied workers" into the world, Republicans wouldn’t need to slash Social Security and Medicare.
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@PaulDEaton52 @HNTurtledove @SECNAV Actions like this obliterate discipline in the ranks and have a measurable impact on unit readiness. @SECNAV has demonstrably weakend this countries ability to defend itself during a global crisis.
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5 years
@Franklin_Graham @ChickfilA I look forward to the day when your ministry collapses under the weight of its sins.
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1 year
Why do we allow christian clergy to keep committing these crimes? If any other organization had done this, we would have banned their existence.
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The trial of Ohio catholic priest Michael Zacharias, who sex trafficked both children & adults, begins tomorrow.
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@benshapiro It's weird that you think conservatives have that level of support.
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