Uncle Fá @victorfatanmi Twitter profile

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@victorfatanmi

3 months

Eau D’efeat

Luu🇿🇦

@sk1tguru

3 months

Atleast we have roll ons

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@victorfatanmi

3 months

Why does it look like a CAC Oke-Aanu service is holding in the background?

Frank Khalid OBE

@FrankKhalidUK

3 months

Chelsea legend Didier Drogba with Victor Osimhen, probably talking about Chelsea.

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@victorfatanmi

2 years

That moment when you call your mechanic to check the awkward sound and you both drive for miles but the car keeps mute like you are the liar.

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@victorfatanmi

8 months

Why is "can you hear me?" always clear?

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@victorfatanmi

3 months

Worst case scenario we’ll just focus on Ghana

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@seyedele

3 months

How do we banter Ivory Coast btw. I barely know them.

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@victorfatanmi

6 months

My phone call anxiety is so bad that sometimes when I call people, I wish they don’t pick 😭

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@victorfatanmi

4 years

Send this to your older folks on WhatsApp and Facebook #EndSARS

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@victorfatanmi

1 year

My all-time fav

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@OdedRechavi

1 year

Tenure

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@victorfatanmi

8 months

Just imagine that we had a chance to elect this man as President. He would have implemented these things he is saying.

Nigeria Stories

@NigeriaStories

9 months

“Until we separate looters from hardworking Nigerians, the next generation of youths will think that looting is a career.” ~ Former President Muhammadu Buhari

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@victorfatanmi

1 year

Every single day, Sowore proves to me that I wasted my time and effort travelling 4 hours to be his only vote in my village in Osun.

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@victorfatanmi

5 months

Introducing Mr & Mrs Fá 🤩🤩🎉 #LetsGoFa

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@victorfatanmi

1 year

Let’s go 🚀

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@victorfatanmi

1 year

You see why Gen Zs don’t buy our culture’s “respect the elder” narrative? Because tell me… how did an adult who has children at home say this on live TV?

Man of Letters.

@Letter_to_Jack

1 year

Two Bullion Vans “missed their way” and entered a private residence on the eve of the 2019 Presidential elections. Nigeria is not a real place.

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10 months

‘Groceries’ is the still the funniest joke of 2023, for me 😭

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@victorfatanmi

8 months

Super Eagles game. No light. I dialed a NEPA official from dad’s phone and pleaded that they ‘give us light’… and they did. Them mum and sis decide they wanted to watch movies. I called NEPA back: “thanks, we are now done”. And they took it.

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@AjiSZN_

8 months

What’s the dumbest thing you did as a child?

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4 months

🤣🤣 “Dear HR, Thanks for this email. I can imagine the effort that must have gone into ensuring that I am not dejected by your response. However at this time, I am unable to accept it. Kindly ensure to look at your process again and see what you may have missed. Thank you.”

- Miebaka Joshua.

@SheikMouJabaa

4 months

In 2024, if a job rejects your application, reject their rejection. Hold them for neck. No gree for anybody.

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1 month

Why is Romans 8 so packed? How can all these deep, profound classic verses come from one same chapter????

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@victorfatanmi

6 months

I have not bought bole/boli on the street for a long time. So today I parked and went to the seller confidently with 500 Naira to get a couple… If you have bought it recently, you will begin to laugh at this point 😭

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1 year

Hope you are also aware the song is an advert for this fashion design business right there on Ikorodu Road around Obanikoro.

Global Woman 🌏 | Toluwanimi (Big Tee)

@thekimberliee

1 year

So that K1 song was "Vivid imagination" Don't ask me what I thought it was o. I have been saying nonsense 😭🤣.

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5 months

Merry Christmas🎄to you all, from me and my Ìké 😍

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@victorfatanmi

7 months

This guy came to hang this 65” TV on the wall, and in a shocking split second, it slipped off the rack and was headed for the waiting, hard, emotionless tiled floor.

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@victorfatanmi

5 months

With my “blide”😍 @the_onike ❤️ 💍

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@victorfatanmi

3 years

The flow of the bridge in that logo with the neck of the jersey is pure graphic design excellence 👌

GOAL

@goal

3 years

Lionel Messi will undergo a medical at PSG tomorrow 🇫🇷

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6 months

iPhone has the most terrible hotspot experience ever 😭

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4 months

I just experienced a deep human moment that came down with tears. Stopped by at this gift shop to buy a simple greeting card. This young lady (looks age 18-20) showed me more things to check out before I left. I spotted this picture frame 🖼️ and I took note of the size. She told…

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5 months

You are in a good job paying well. Use a % of that money to invest in your personal brand. Design your website, record content if you don’t mind the camera, curate and share your thoughts here. You may be so good you can’t get fired but your industry can be affected and you get…

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1 year

Weddings will start hiring Reels creators, alongside photographers and videographers.

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@victorfatanmi

7 months

My name is Victor Fá and this is my heart

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@victorfatanmi

4 months

Ilovepdf is one of the best tools ever.

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@victorfatanmi

5 months

Together, we have found joy❤️ Pray for us, as we forge on, shooting for the skies🙏🏽 #LetsGoFa 🚀

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@victorfatanmi

7 months

The Future Awards Africa 2014 The Future Awards Africa 2023

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@victorfatanmi

7 months

That was in 2020. Now you need 500.

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@OgaBoxx

7 months

You need like 200 sources of income in this country today.

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@victorfatanmi

7 months

To everyone who said “can’t we read?”, yes I can’t. I don’t go to SPAR to read labels of products I have bought for close to 20 years!

Ibierembo | Èyíliolúwafifúnmi

@ShuyiOlutimi

7 months

Why does this bullshit always happy to me???????????? Why have we resorted to confusing packaging in this country??????

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2 years

My mum complained about what family friends think/said of my hair, I asked her to tell them what I am doing with my life and ask them what their children are doing with their own lives.

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@victorfatanmi

7 months

Future Awards🏆🏆 Thank you 🙏🏽 Expect a full thread in a bit 😂

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@victorfatanmi

1 year

Remote work saves you from the stress of commute but it is not as productive for team work as physical collaboration.

Fullgap ✊🏾

@FullgapCo

1 year

What opinion on remote work would have you in this position? Let’s have it!

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@victorfatanmi

4 years

African parents warn you against peer pressure while failing to realize the biggest form of it—their desperate desire to make you conform to the expectations of the "society", which is just another word for their own peers.

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@victorfatanmi

4 months

Brilliant drama showing how similar we may just be to our parents. We may be forcing tech, music and football down the throats of our kids when all they want to do is xxhskwjuxjaksg, whatever that turns out to be.

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4 months

pov: it’s 2040 and your “project mbappe” is failing

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@victorfatanmi

11 months

You rejected somebody 2 hours after they applied, and you said "after careful consideration". Ko da nau.

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27 days

Congratulations @salemkinging 🔥🔥

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21 days

This guy will soon start showing up in my dreams 😆

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@victorfatanmi

9 months

I will never forget when a friend commissioned this carpenter to make a piece. He turned up with a different design on the day of delivery. "Sir, this is not the design I sent to you on WhatsApp now" "Mo ri design yen, but mi o like eh... so mo ni kin try something else" 😭

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@victorfatanmi

6 months

Writing and speaking will open doors for you.

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@becomingwilfred

6 months

It doesn’t matter what field you are, learn to write! I mean, really well.

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@victorfatanmi

2 years

Co-founding requires more than “smart, sharp and experienced” though. Often times you build with your buddies. You need to get the deepest trust levels to co-found. And often times your closest buddies are people of your gender.

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@victorfatanmi

11 months

What’s the weirdest reason that has made you resign from a job?

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11 months

Tola TA Alabi

@ta_alabi

11 months

Share your old work. It could be fresh inspiration for someone out there.

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@victorfatanmi

5 months

Getting ready for forever❤️😅☕️

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5 months

Photo of the day 🔥

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@victorfatanmi

3 years

No words. Out of words.

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@victorfatanmi

1 year

Money sets you up. Roadside bread becomes tasteless to your buds, and you can’t sleep if the AC is bad. A certain car sounds runs you mad. Survival literally takes on a whole new meaning. You become a slave to money.

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@victorfatanmi

5 months

Filling a form rn and they asked about "marital status"

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@victorfatanmi

1 year

My mum walks in sad. They had just returned from a trip. They had witnessed this ghastly road accident that left many people not just dead, but also in pieces. She particularly referred to this body she saw where the head was completely cut off.

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5 months

Nothing in our way baby, nothing 🔥

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@victorfatanmi

8 months

No-face cards, anyone?

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@victorfatanmi

10 months

I am under the weather and can’t do a thread to explain but please if people confuse a product for something that it is not, it’s a design problem. It doesn’t matter that the text said this or that. If you label it A but it looks and feels B, then it’s the designer’s feedback.

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@victorfatanmi

4 years

Lagos State: "All buses should be at 60% capacity and not 100%" Ogun State: “Buses are limited to TWO persons per row... All Taxi cabs are directed to carry not more than THREE passengers at once..." One is speaking "English" while the other is communicating.

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5 months

First time I worshipped at CCI, my thought was why are they all jumping around. It looked like a party but I was to find out very soon. People here pray like crazy! Cool church in a moment, MFMx by the next.

Mex Asher - Onyeoma!!

@Thatnsukkaboy_

5 months

CCI brethren dey chop prayers sha 😂😂 Forget the GenZ packaging

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@victorfatanmi

2 years

Poaching is real, even when it comes to top-tier talent for Amala.

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@victorfatanmi

1 year

There is a thick air of creative energy inside UNILAG. Every corner you turn into, someone is shooting sth… from dance to pitches, to skits… everyone is creating something. Sadly I am sure their lecturers are driving past and wondering why they are wasting their lives away.

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@victorfatanmi

5 months

Clear.

dinaledi aligning.

@____justsihle

6 months

Lemme see your favourite moment this year 🥹

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@victorfatanmi

2 years

There is purpose but then there is 20 Billion USD.

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@victorfatanmi

8 months

Don’t ask anyone to be your mentor. Just start acting like a mentee to them — send your efforts to them and ask for review, find what you can help them with, check in, share progress, ask clear questions, etc.

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@Poshiwizzy

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I wish I have a mentor. I don’t know how to ask people to just be a mentor figure for me. I’m scared to hit them up, because I don’t think I have the achievement to take me serious.

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@victorfatanmi

2 years

And so this happened yesterday evening. Congratulations ⁦⁦ @mista_aj_ ⁩ 🥳

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@victorfatanmi

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Fá x Mr Richard

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@victorfatanmi

2 years

1 year engaged 💍 ✨

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@victorfatanmi

20 days

Visited this (not-biological) uncle who has a 70M Mercedes among other machines (as he calls them), and he was on his singlet seated under a tree, where we chatted over drinks. He didn’t buy diesel in his gen because “the prices are ridiculous”. I was confused 😭 and impressed.

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@victorfatanmi

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lanky.eth

@amazinglanky

11 months

What’s the biggest amount of money you’ve made from a singe design project?🥲

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@victorfatanmi

5 months

Pastor Nathaniel Bassey just anointed (or say ‘ordained’) the CCI choir to produce the next anthems for the nations 🤯 “Access to the playlist of heaven!”

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@victorfatanmi

3 months

Come on!!! I rate this 👏🏾

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@victorfatanmi

9 months

I N S T I T U T I O N

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@victorfatanmi

8 months

Not like I have to, but make I add some context for the doubters: I grew up in a village. Dad’s the trad ruler, they knew his number. They rationed lights between our village and another. Maybe they indulged me or maybe it was coincidental. But that’s exactly what happened.

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@victorfatanmi

10 months

Commentator didn’t know what they were doing. He said “they can’t hold back the tears, so emotional for them”. Oga, dem dey gbadura 😅

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@victorfatanmi

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About a month ago, I renewed my faith in Christ. I have been in and out of faith, agnosticism and atheism. I am back to belief, one final time, and I have experienced so much joy and peace. I just thought to share. 📸 by @victoradewale_

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@victorfatanmi

3 years

Start your "UI/UX" journey with design principles, not Figma screens.

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@victorfatanmi

1 year

Put your stuff out there. 0 likes and comments? Lol… they saw it, they took a mental note, and they will mention name in their next meeting or conversation. For every 5 reactions you get, it influenced 50 people.

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@victorfatanmi

11 months

Benin Republic 🇧🇯 was so visually stimulating for me, especially with the architecture. It doesn’t follow a pattern like the triangle-roofed bungalows and container-box apartments here in Lagos. Here’s a thread of photographs I took from a moving car driving through Cotonou. 1.

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@victorfatanmi

2 years

The final dying phase of a fast-food outlet is when they put loud speakers outside.

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@victorfatanmi

5 months

I have slept on Nairaland all my life and I want to begin to use it more moving forward but can someone follow me to @seunosewa 's house so we can go and beg him to allow just some small UI upgrade? It will make life easier for many of us. I know "keep it simple and stupid" is…

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@victorfatanmi

9 months

I tried to think about everything I have learned over the years about attracting clients, and I came up with these 9 tips for the ambitious freelancer who gets to see this thread🪡

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@victorfatanmi

9 months

Fullgap is going to be as big as Google is today, as excellent as Apple is, and as inspiring as Nike is. And maybe even surpass these. Print this tweet and fold it in your diaries. You are looking at the making of a global giant founded by Nigerians. No precedence. Yet.

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@victorfatanmi

9 months

Nothing here. Just a reminder to listen to this gift. It’s not an album, it’s a gift 🥹

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@victorfatanmi

1 year

🤍💐😍

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@victorfatanmi

2 years

That’s how @burnaboy ’s grandma walked towards me with a bright smile and prayed for me for dancing so enthusiastically as Burna performed. “Thank you for so much for supporting my grandson, may God continue to bless you”. 🤯 What a depth of support from the family!

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@victorfatanmi

10 months

What do you wear to do a keynote session on storytelling? Ermmm… 🤔 what if you printed 70 cards of places, names and dates, each telling a part of your own story, then have attendees pick randomly and write them on your pure white kimono while you narrate what each means?

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@victorfatanmi

10 months

Jesus Christ — my Lord and personal saviour. Logic no go let me rest, I don do atheist, agnostic, na-una-sabist… and everything over the years. But hin just dey like “you go dey alright, my plans for you are clear, if you like be pulling away, me I am drawing nearer. I don…

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10 months

@victorfatanmi @TunjiOgunoye @FourthCanvas @AlukoBrown @mae_afolabi @mista_aj_ I don't know if anyone asked but I saw a Jesus Christ Card I'll love to hear the story 🤭

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@victorfatanmi

5 months

I once signed a contract in Google Docs. By the time the company would refer to it months after, someone from their team had edited the terms. Na me fokop, init? Learned the hard way. My recommendation: Insist on a downloaded PDF or use a fixed project link from Fullgap.

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@victorfatanmi

7 months

Just to be clear, hope you know I will fill up your timeline with these for the next 24 to 48 hours right? 😅

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@victorfatanmi

1 year

Some updates here and there 👌🏾

Uncle Fá

@victorfatanmi

1 year

Mum is visiting, and now I have done brand naming, logo and label in a couple of hours or so for her honey product 😭 (or how do I explain to the person who bought my first laptop that I no longer design per se?) That said, up or down?

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@victorfatanmi

10 months

Bought a Honda in 2015 for N250,000; spent N750,000 on it within a year, and sold it in 2016 for N80,000. ‘Hmmm’ I said, then I bought a Samsung phone for N75,000. And data for N5000.

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@victorfatanmi

8 months

Nominated for the Future Awards Africa 🤯

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@victorfatanmi

1 year

Look at this building in Accra, guys.

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@victorfatanmi

9 months

Something happened tonight — a rare example of great branding. We were at Obi’s House which is in partnership with Hard Rock. We were at the extension that backed Shiro. And the rain began to pour. We all ran into Shiro, a ‘premium’ restaurant. I expected them to be hostile to…

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@victorfatanmi

5 months

Becoming.

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@victorfatanmi

6 months

What happiness looks like

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@victorfatanmi

6 months

In 100 level, I contested for class rep and lost. It was manifesto day and I made my case in front of my classmates. I had worn this black waist coat on a white shirt. For some reason, my outfit was my major confidence booster. In hindsight, it might have made my case worse.

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@victorfatanmi

1 year

You must be astonished by my good fortune 😍

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@victorfatanmi

1 year

Spend more time being good to your friends and peers than you do chasing networking with HNIs. The next “big people” are today’s “everyday guys”.

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@victorfatanmi

1 year

Anybody supporting Tinubu is doing it for personal interest, directly and indirectly. I don’t think anyone would genuinely analyze and then conclude that Tinubu will make a good President for Nigeria.

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@victorfatanmi

8 months

@iSAN_d_law That’s the joke 😅

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@victorfatanmi

5 months

The day after… you are super happy and full of joy but also every minute you remember someone you love but forgot to invite. But then you open your DM and there is their “congratulations” message. Thankful for good energy 🫂 Thank you all for your love #LetsGoFa 🚀

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