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@vegarover

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Sales associate at RISE. Cancer survivor. Pond hockey player. Cannabis connoisseur. Pineapple on pizza is a sin.

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@vegarover
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@JUSTcatmeme Why do pitbull owners all look the same?
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@fcancer @OTerrifying That's a trained bear and it's trainer. This was practice for a scene in an episode of Yellowstone.
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@DailyLoud The sad thing is there are probably many in the law enforcement community who think this cop is wrong in his approach to simply try to be reasonable.
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@WaterTrashGuy @Super70sSports I know this is an unpopular opinion but I think Cobain’s death is what turned him into legendary status. I think if he lived, he and Nirvana end up fizzling out like all the other grunge bands.
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@thechovanone @bokamotoESPN When he fought his girlfriend I hear he kept it clean.
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@0xClawd @BR_OpenIce Most people struggling with addiction or mental health issues hide it quite well. Ever heard of a functional alcoholic?
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@arielhelwani Is it just me or does Khabib seem just as passionate as a coach as he was as a fighter. A very rare trait in pro sports.
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@ClydeBarrowAF @Super70sSports Miracle on Ice. A team made up of college players beat what essentially was the greatest team in international hockey history.
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@MMAFighting @DamonMartin Talk about adding insult to injury.
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@Skip2MyJays @MMAFighting Mystic Mac has nothing on Shaman Chael!
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@collider_sama @bunnydelphine I watched the video. They were awake the entire time.
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@kKostyy @PierreVLeBrun I heard he took off his skate in practice and tried to stab a player with it.
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@KreidejadarinRS @Sportsnet lol I don't think you understand the assignment!
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@ragsports1 @DailyLoud They got off at work.
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@MaxSS427 @bisping Why do you want him to stay in a hotel?
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@wontonparm @arielhelwani Brain slamming against the skull.
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@bathersens @avatarrant Imagine if Patrick Roy had Twitter back in the day when he was lit up by Detroit that infamous day.
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@bisping He can borrow a pair from Junior Albini.
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@luisjgomez Louis CK Bryan Callen Chris D'Elia Louis J. Gomez
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@kwwright42 @arielhelwani And hid evidence that would have exonerated those people!
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@desktwink I love me some Cracker Barrel! Worked there during college and I still LOVED the food. Some of my favorite college memories. Oh the haters...
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@nut_history "His major weakness is football and the lack of love for the game of baseball."
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@NYIslanders Damn, 0.03 is probably my baseline.
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@KavkazPolovtsy @MMAFighting @DamonMartin It doesn’t matter on Fight Island!!!
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@TheChewDefense @espnmma @DailyBruise2 There's this thing they just invented called CGI.
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@NHL @pepsi Mrazek .910 SV% on the worst team in the league. Not an all-star. Georgiev .898 SV% on one of the best teams in the league. All-star.
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@jonvhernandez @Timcast People old enough to know who Neil Young is don't use Spotify. Heck, most of them don't even know what Spotify is.
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@MMAFighting @BellatorMMA Wanna be McGregor taps just like real McGregor.
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@allthingscomedy @normmacdonald As a comedy fan this is like Norm leaving an inheritance to us.
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@historyinmemes I read somewhere that this claim that they were finding out he was black for the first time was B.S.
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@kci2013 @CoachsCornerDC Judging by your tweets it seems you know exactly what it feels like to sit alone on your birthdays.
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@lexfridman If you had a friend who strongly believed the Nazis were right and The Final Solution was the right thing to do, would you still remain friends?
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@amestms @greg_price11 What's the point of owning a rifle if you're only allowed to use it as a club? This is one of the most illogical things I have ever read.
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@CRoumeliotis That's why I use Master Card instead.
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@Blueliner112 @Mario_Tirabassi @frank_seravalli You obviously haven't seen him play on a nightly basis this year. He's been outstanding on one of the worst defensive teams in the league. He's also the reigning Vezina winner and still at the top of his game.
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@houseofsham @IanKennedyCK Lol, Prokop is definitely not the first gay hockey player. Just the first NHL prospect to come out as gay.
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@davco61383 @interesting_aIl He's not black, so no.
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@Miller12Brent @MikeGrinnell_ I’m pretty sure those guys are Canadian, not American.
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@SonyaBladeStan @TheUFCStats @espnmma It’s funny how if anyone disagrees with someone’s opinion in the MMA world it makes them a casual. People can’t simply respectfully disagree.
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@historyinmemes The cameras on the iPhones back then weren't too shabby. And props to whoever recorded it for not putting it in vertical.
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@WomenPostingLs I'll show you mine if you show me yours. Please include login info so I can verify.
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@nycitysopretty @LuckGoat @PFTCommenter You're only a first responder on Twitter.
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@PawlowskiMario @front_ukrainian Russians pick up landmines with their bare hands. You think they'll be afraid of a handful of F-16s?
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@TFCNU2 @reporterchris No, the Sharks have had other GMs before.
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@bunnydelphine Sexy time!
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@BarDown Since Madden 23 has Madden on this year's cover, I say NHL 23 should go with Don Cherry.
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@daadaawg @amjohnson227 @Timcast Have you ever tried applying for one or are you just guessing? I applied for one at your age and I was unemployed and still was approved.
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@J_Mayer15 @strombone1 If it was heavier that means it wouldn’t have won.
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@BR_OpenIce I don't think he can cure Putin's black heart.
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@BossartKlaus @gpurcell @Osinttechnical I'm pretty sure the plane was already hit when this video started rolling. Up until this point, he was probably trying to save the aircraft and/or orient it for a safer ejection.
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@nut_history Hardy Astrom
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@ImJosefRakich @TheJoeySwoll The reason they do this is because they get a ton of views, clicks, likes, etc. I feel her followers are just as guilty for encouraging her.
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@ValaAfshar Props to wheelchair dude. He literally turned that shit around on a dime.
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@joefrombayonne @MMAFighting @DamonMartin I don't think either of them can make that weight. Heck, combined they weigh 230 lbs.
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@BR_OpenIce @EdmontonOilers @NHL Little known fact, there was a dude with a Puljujarvi jersey 3 rows in front of her.
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@GhosterCoaster @MMAFighting @MikeHeck_JR Her purse was a heck of a lot less than 10 percent of what he has.
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@NHLBlackhawks Kyle Beach.
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@Wally23944529 @mickirish44 @Benaskren Didn’t you kill yourself in Full Metal Jacket?
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@JarretNoDegree @Alphafox78 Staged. Why do people fall for these?
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@DarrenDreger Strong indication Koskinen will be finishing the game for the Oilers tonight.
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@surjansingh_ As someone who wants more scoring in hockey, I think you should make the current bars thicker to make it harder for the goalies to see! In all seriousness, I love innovation like this. Best of luck!
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@ByScottPowers I’m more of a Pepsi Guttman fan. But to each their own.
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@AP But did that SUV cross state lines to get there? That's the most important question.
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@espnmma She looks like one of the women from the early Coca-Cola ads from the early 1900's.
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@merobustedteeth @barstoolsports Not guilty according to a court of law.
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@ShepOutSouth @fightpicsgohard To be fair Valentina trained in martial arts most of her life and Joanna had only been doing it for a couple years at that point.
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@Milnoc @c0ner0ne @bayraktar_1love It's actually the top drone that dives down to hit the lower drown. It only appears the other way because the camera is stationary. In fact the bottom drone probably didn't even know the top drown was there considering the cameras aim downward.
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@UAWeapons I think it's funny that you can see a video of people getting killed but they have to bleep the swear words.
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@RayBunchOfNmbrs @FriedgeHNIC The joke is on you Ray, the players agreed to it.
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@HockeyHotstove @DarrenDreger Stevie Nicks and her family are handling the pandemic just fine. Stop slandering them.
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@bayraktar_1love Hey, instead of hiding in one of those houses that all look alike, let's hide in that one with the lime green roof that can be spotted from miles away.
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@WheelzFL Fake news! That's obviously Photoshopped. Here's the actual screenshot:
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@TheGov00 @luisjgomez @Benaskren He’s a former champion. He can’t be one of the biggest jokes in MMA history.
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@huwglewis @michaelmalice Where is Their? Is it like Narnia?
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@MMAPauli @MMAJunkie Here's the visual evidence. He went on quite a rampage.
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@getserious1234 @Peter51183688 @MailOnline "If he catches Covid, he will die unless he’s vaccinated." 🀣🀣🀣
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@NHLNetwork @NHLBlackhawks @TonyLuftman @Rupper17 @mike_p_johnson @BriBrows22 Not a HOFer but deserves WAY more credit than he gets. Especially from non-Blackhawks fans. Needs his number retired. He's at the top or near the top in every major goalie category in Hawks history.
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@Russty1105 @arielhelwani Classless fans for sure.
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@VelutaMMA @EdwardsSZN_ Compression sleeve. Helps promote healing.
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@ctrlsinn @betcheswildin Well look at the way they were dressed. They were definitely looking for sex.
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@BlaiseBekavac @SieraSantos I pray to god you never have kids @BlaiseBekavac . Especially daughters. The trauma you’d put those poor girls through.
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@Kevvy_Kaye @BigHeadHcky I'm pretty sure that's Javier Bardem in No Country for Old Men.
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@ABC7Chicago If there is ever anything I need at a store and it's behind glass and I need to track down an employee just to access it, I'm going home and ordering it from Amazon.
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@NHLBlackhawks @DaveBolland First Crow and now Bolland. Sounds like Ray Emery was a beloved teammate! πŸ™
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@Miles_Melady @nut_history Nah, Binghampton Whalers are better.
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@dryyyy__ @howievibes @HomeBrew_Drew @MMAFighting All Russian women fight when pregnant. How do you think Khabib became so great?
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@nigistitu @mnl1221 @fuscora So what you're saying is white people aren't allowed opinions? πŸ€”
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@SirRickySpanish @enp777 @espnmma @LowKick_MMA Says the person with ZERO followers and is afraid to post their picture πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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@McguirePetrov In the next EA NHL 22 update, Fabri's shot block rating should increase to 99.
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@bmw9999888 @AConcussed @rwesthead @noahadler1 Kyle Beach is the first 11th overall pick to not play a single NHL game since Steve Andrascik in 1968. I'm guessing his damages are WAY more.
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