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Luis J. Gomez

@luisjgomez

7 months

30 Minutes with Luis J. Gomez | Presented by @gasdigital | Full Special | Watch and Repost!

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5 years

Every comedian should all be thanking Dave Chappelle for taking the chances he takes. He’s opening the door for us to create more freely. I thought edgy comedy was dying. We need more big comedians that don’t give a fuck.

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As an Afro Latino I proudly stand on the extra bone in my foot with @joerogan

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2 years

I stand with Joe Rogan’s compilation video

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2 years

It literally does.

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Free Speech does not mean freedom to lie

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My father was stabbed to death outside of a strip club and my mother was a heroin addicted prostitute. You should be thanking your lucky stars the worst thing I do is an offensive podcast. I should be a serial killer.

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Luis J. Gomez

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1 year

Here’s me telling @TuckerCarlson that politics are gay

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2 years

RIP to a legend 😭

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6 years

You're welcome.

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3 months

@TMZ Talentless scumbags.

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Luis J. Gomez

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2 years

Oh man. I had a brand new episode of JRE that came out this morning and Spotify deleted it. Joe fucking loved everything I said and laughed at all my jokes. He also told me he liked me better than @ComicDaveSmith ! Fuck you Spotify.

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Luis J. Gomez

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3 years

My father was stabbed to death by a 16 year old. Wish a cop was there to shoot his murderer. This is controversial.

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Luis J. Gomez

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3 years

SHE👏CAN👏SAY👏WHATEVER👏SHE👏WANTS👏

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3 months

I’ll be watching SNL live for the first time in over 30 years! How fucking pumped is everyone?!!? This is wild!

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2 years

Warning: DO NOT RENT CARS FROM @enterprise ! Found a baggie of cocaine in my rental a few weeks back while on my way to pick up my son from school. I posted about it and they reached out asking me to delete it and they would comp the rental. Today retracted & just offered discount

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Luis J. Gomez

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4 years

The funniest thing Louis CK could do would be to make everyone pay $8 to watch a video of him jacking off.

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Luis J. Gomez

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3 years

Sooooo the media is pro cop now that Trump supporters are rioting? It’s almost funny.

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2 years

I hate him.

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Luis J. Gomez

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3 years

All good things must come to an end. Thank you Michael @bisping and @BYMPod !

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Luis J. Gomez

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4 years

I’ve been arrested more times than most. I’m also a business owner. You can be against police brutality and also against rioting and looting of businesses. If you can’t wrap your mind around that you just may have an agenda.

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4 years

Deaf

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Sexiest accent for a women?

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Luis J. Gomez

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2 years

Someone will always be offended so I say offend everyone. #legionofskanks

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Luis J. Gomez

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4 years

Watching white people grovel and beg for forgiveness for the crimes of their forefathers is hilarious!! I don’t even apologize for my regular father and he likely murdered people.

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Luis J. Gomez

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3 months

We did it

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Luis J. Gomez

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2 years

The Supreme Court overturned creampies?!?!!?

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Luis J. Gomez

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3 months

Shane’s hosting SNL. This is nuts. Fuck yeah. Im so happy! I’m drunk!

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Luis J. Gomez

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2 years

@twrecks155 Exactly this. I find it offensive when white people act like they know what’s best for minorities.

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Luis J. Gomez

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5 years

Racist jokes are lazy. Like the blacks.

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2 months

Had a blast with these two kings today

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4 years

I don’t think I know anyone that actually likes Trump. They’re just willing to watch society collapse because that’s how annoying liberals are.

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Luis J. Gomez

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8 months

Oh shit new @joerogan pod out now!

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Luis J. Gomez

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2 years

$100m is a steal for all the publicity Spotify is getting

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2 years

You’re literally deaf

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@luisjgomez If he’s not a professional comedian then how did I see him on tour and laugh at his jokes? Weirdo

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Luis J. Gomez

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10 months

Read the Jonah Hill texts. If that’s abuse then I should be executed for crimes against humanity.

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2 years

270 doctors agree on @joerogan but 5 out of 5 dentists can’t agree on which toothbrush to use.

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5 years

You weren’t invited

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Luis J. Gomez

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5 years

White people who white knight for brown people are more racist than openly racist people. They treat brown people like they’re second class citizens. We don’t need your help you corny bitches.

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Luis J. Gomez

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4 years

Is there anything more privileged than singing John Lennon songs in your mansion?

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Luis J. Gomez

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2 years

Lol dudes rule chicks drool

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4 years

LOL he can’t stop

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4 years

I watch Patrice O’Neal’s Elephant In The Room maybe twice a year. Still the best.

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Luis J. Gomez

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3 years

I don’t remember my dad but he taught me a couple good lessons in his absence. 1) don’t get stabbed 2) don’t impregnate a crazy woman

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Luis J. Gomez

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5 years

"Louis C.K. has apologized for what he did. Those that don’t like his jokes are under no obligation to hear them, but they have no right to tell anyone else what or who to laugh at. And fans have made it clear: they want Louis C.K." The tide is turning.

Even Though Others Want Him Gone for Good, Fans Still Want Louis C.K.

Following a recent surprise performance, the venue publicly apologized after many found out that the disgraced comic Louis C.K. had made an appearance.

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Luis J. Gomez

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2 years

Damn, RIP Bob Saget

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Luis J. Gomez

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5 years

If SNL is funny they will make Shane's first sketch him taking a racial sensitivity training course.

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2 years

Did anyone explain to republicans that banning abortion will create more black people?

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Luis J. Gomez

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4 years

If you’re encouraging others to loot and riot from the comfort of your home you’re a fucking pussy.

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Luis J. Gomez

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3 years

@pengdangcomedy I lol’d

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Luis J. Gomez

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2 years

2nd Armenian genocide

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Machine Gun Kelly decided to cover System Of A Down's "Aerials" live on Howard Stern and it's so much worse than you could ever imagine

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Luis J. Gomez

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4 years

Pointing out that George Floyd had coronavirus is like saying the World Trade Center had plumbing issues.

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1 year

“So give me a fucking ticket.” said the Puerto Rican Rattlesnake with all of the confidence in the world

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1 year

Good times with the machine

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Luis J. Gomez

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4 years

Comics publicly trashing other comics for jokes...smh. Even if you find it unfunny and offensive ya’ll should be fighting for the right to tell any joke. The line will be moved. Someone will be offended by something you say and they will come for you one day. It’s all or nothing.

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Luis J. Gomez

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5 years

If you broke it down I would probably agree with 80% of liberal politics. The 20% that I disagree with is enough for you to label guys like me a "nazi". That's not progress. That's literally the reason Trump is in office.

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Luis J. Gomez

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4 years

I watched comedians joke about 9/11 days after it happened in comedy clubs in NYC. If we're not joking about fucked up shit why are we even here?

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5 years

Men: For $250 a session I’ll pretend to be a couples therapist and convince your girfriend she’s wrong about everything.

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Luis J. Gomez

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8 months

He sucked from the minute I met him back stage until the minute he left.

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@luisjgomez How awkward was ric flair for real on kt?

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3 years

Hey now that Biden is president can y’all leave comedians alone for telling jokes?

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3 years

You notice it’s always the shittiest, least funny comedians that pile on when another comedian gets in trouble for jokes. Spineless climbers.

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4 years

Thanks for the support @pattonoswalt !

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3 years

Texas. Everyone’s got a gun but they’re afraid of a quarter inch of snow.

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4 years

New favorite activity. Arguing with pornstars on twitter while I jerk off to their porn.

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1 year

How it started vs How it ended. @Shanemgillis @joerogan

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3 years

#RIPNormMacdonald :(

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3 years

I’d like to apologize on behalf of the @LegionOfSkanks for naming our Asian producer of 2 years “Ding Dong”. At the time I knew in my heart it was ... wong.

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Luis J. Gomez

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6 months

Opie, you created something that people cared about 25 years ago and you have not created a single thing that anyone has enjoyed since. People use the name “Opie” as an insult. Think about that. You’re irrelevant trash. Thanks for watching my special. I, like most others, have…

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Not a fan of phonies that play it one way when they see me and talk behind my back. P.S. your special was really bad. Lazy comedy relying on really dirty material. Go back to your circus tent.

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If you support comedy you will support @Shanemgillis . Sign up for Matt and Shane’s Patreon. Buy tickets to his shows. Make him into a legend. #fucksnl

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3 years

For the first time in my life I can say that I’m happy. I’m so grateful for my family, friends, colleagues, and career. I hope everyone is having a wonderful holiday.

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5 years

Had to be there. #skankfestnyc

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5 years

If you don’t own a business, have kids, or own property your opinion is less valid on most issues. A poker player without chips is just watching the game.

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4 years

The only thing @chrisdelia is guilty of is convincing people he’s good looking.

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4 years

What a stupid cunt

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if someone fucking did this to me at st*rbucks I would have put my mouth on the steam wand and turned it on

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Many times laughing at racial jokes is the only common ground between people of different cultures. Jokes ease tension. They make you put your guard down. They bring people together.

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Mildly interesting: Me and Claudio from Coheed and Cambria shared a prom limo

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6 years

The “incident” on last night’s #LegionOfSkanks

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1 year

Only one way to handle a Latina woman charging the stage. Passion.

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5 months

I’m fucking back!!!!!!

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4 years

Celebrities patting themselves on the backs for self-quarantining can fuck off. You have mansions with private gyms and movie theaters.

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6 years

We will never see a "The Problem With The Mexican Bee Guy On The Simpsons" documentary because Hispanic people have real problems to worry about.

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1 year

What it’s like listening to JRE

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2 years

Fuckin @YouTube got rid of dislikes so now I cannot tell whether or not I’m watching reputable 2K tutorials. Fucking babies can’t handle seeing dislikes. Makes me sick.

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3 years

My 82 year old great aunt asked if we were doing thanksgiving at my place this year. I pepper sprayed that nazi bitch.

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4 years

Hey pussies can you leave comedy alone now that your man is in power?

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New Louis CK special out now!!

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Just when I thought I couldn’t hate Machine Gun Kelly anymore he goes and makes himself black

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4 years

My 7 year old just told me he likes a girl at school! Worst case he’s bi! We did it!

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3 years

Shane, Normand, Schulz, Santino, Diaz. All coming up in the next couple weeks on @LegionOfSkanks .

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10 months

Real ass show coming out Monday!!

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If Elon bought Twitter just to shut it down he would be a real ass dude

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2 years

This gives me anxiety. Women are terrifying.

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Jada Pinket is abusing her husband, Will Smith. This is what it looks like when a man is abused and manipulated by a woman.

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Turns out Will Smith is a bitch and Chris Rock is a pussy 🤷🏿‍♂️

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1 year

Dave’s grandparents were also put in an oven

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The next President of the United States @ComicDaveSmith #PizzaArt #Freedom 🍕

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Luis J. Gomez

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3 years

There was a guy kicked out of my show last night for heckling. Took 5 security guards to take him out while he was screaming “But I’m a real ass dude!!!! Luis I love you!!!” I told him to fight back and he could stay. He tried but ultimately they got him out. San Diego rules.

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2 years

New merch

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2 years

Imagine reading this email… “To whom it may concern. I was deeply offended by the Legion of Skanks episode number 598: All My Poop Is In My Penis.”

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Radio legend.

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Luis Gomez the "comedian" is not a Real Ass Dude from Opie's popular daily livestream.

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3 years

Thank god women’s day is over

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4 years

I absolutely hate the fact that if you question how the media and government are handling #Covid19 you are automatically painted as right wing Trump supporter. It's a shitty tactic that's used to silence people.

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5 years

Who needs women!

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4 years

Virtue signaling on social media has the opposite effect. It dulls change. It makes you feel like you’ve done something and allows you to walk through life guilt free. In many ways these people are worse than actually open racists.

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