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writer. ✍️ views = mine, but you're welcome to them. often joking. seen on @siriusxm and @timcast

Vancouver, WA
Joined February 2020
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new rule: if i make you laugh you owe me $1
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2 years
This is fire. I’ve been waiting for someone to call AOC out on blatant hypocrisy. No, I don’t want to date her. 🔥
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i went to dozens of lesbian parties and events while they were still a thing. what happened: drinking beer taking shots dancing k-y jelly wrestling drama toplessness and nudity playing cards/pool hooking up what never happened: all ages drag shows people asking "what are…
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lol
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Fetterman literally went to a mental hospital and now he's no longer a progressive. Whatever therapy he went through should be studied and replicated across the country and world.
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Now @JohnFetterman is telling everyone how he's not a progressive, he rejects us and is now calling Harvard "pinko." What the fuck? This is why people lose hope, because of frauds like Fetterman. You work hard to get a progressive elected and they turn into Republicans instantly.
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a transwoman dating a man is a homosexual relationship
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15-year study confirms what we all knew from day one.
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Most gender-confused children grow out of it, landmark 15-year study concludes - as critics say it shows being trans is usually just a phase for kids
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i spoke with a 25 year old lesbian that feels alone standing up for women’s rights in her peer group. she told me “women only” events are all underground now. we can’t even mention ‘women only’ without threats of violence. never thought I’d hear of such a thing. when i…
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The most offensive thing about Dylan Mulvaney is its obsession with girlhood. You have never experienced being a girl. You will never be a girl. You are a mentally ill man. Stop making a mockery of girlhood, you perverse weasel.
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3 months
This is rape. There's a reason they stopped trying this with straight men and have moved onto lesbians.
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2 years
Weird how no one asks "what is a man?"
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Destroying the athletic dreams of little girls with a smile. Sick people. All of you.
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Governor Tony Evers
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BREAKING: I just vetoed Republicans’ anti-LGBTQ bill to ban trans and gender nonconforming kids from participating in school sports teams that align with their gender identity. LGBTQ kids deserve our love and respect and support just like any other kid.
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you’re 18, and you think I’m a bigot? okay. i’m 40, and i don’t give a fuck. one day you’ll understand.
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so, @jk_rowling can choose to do whatever she wants with her time and she's choosing to single handedly save women and children and take the abuse like a boss. i mean, harry potter was cute and all but this is her legacy, and it's damn good.
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1 year
So, we’re all admitting the CIA killed JFK now?
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2 years
The IRS won't hire you if you're older than 37. Is 38 the age that people realize taxes are theft?
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11 months
so, it’s transphobia to not want to be called ‘cis’ it’s transphobia to use the wrong pronouns it’s transphobia to say trans women can’t be lesbians it’s transphobia to not want to date trans women it’s transphobia to not want to mutilate kids it’s transphobia to ask…
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@elonmusk are you going to pay the $8, elon?
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3 months
We don't need to know your weekend plans, boo.
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12 fellas down. 1 to go.
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2 months
The world was better when we didn't tell everyone our sexuality, political beliefs, pronouns, and religion.
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11 months
Elon is pro woman and pro lesbian. It’s clear. He’s boosted my last two lesbian tweets and he stands nothing to gain by doing so. That’s why I support him. Defeating radical gender ideology is the fight of our times and him standing with us is huge. Free speech will win. Women…
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If you're a night owl, like 30% of people, then you have a disability in the modern world. "When a night owl is forced to wake up too early their prefrontal cortex remains in a disabled off-line state, like a cold engine after an early morning start. An adult’s owlness or…
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2023 is not okay.
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Tiffany Gomas claims she didn't know she went viral because she went on a cruise that week. Then she went back to her 2 million dollar home and proceeded to not give a damn. All of this makes me love her even more, but I still want to know about that MFer that ain't real.
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3 months
home invasion school shooting civil war lunch money stolen pedo flashes her at the park kindergarten teacher asks her pronouns many many situations
@InternetH0F
internet hall of fame
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in what situation would a kid need this
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11 months
If someone says they're Nina Turner then they're Nina Turner. Not a tough concept. btw I'm Nina Turner
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@Crt4Me @RonDeSantis If someone says they’re a woman, they’re a woman. Not a tough concept.
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10 months
holy shit. what a boss. 👏 woman stands up against female erasure at Seattle pride and gets attacked. protect her at all costs.
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1 year
@annecollier @eirliani @podesta_lesley so, you did nothing about CSE, and now that something is being done you're mad because the person doesn't have the "right qualifications" to make those calls? good riddance. you three were worse than useless.
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JK Rowling is trending because she's right. Shocker.
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2 years
also, note their strategy. the second guy waits until the first gets dragged out. they know they won’t have enough security for both of them. expert direct action.
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8 months
trans women, don’t be mad when people judge you on your looks. you’re the one that wanted to be treated like a woman. having fun yet?
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9 months
new racism just dropped
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2 months
got 'em
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@TRHLofficial She definitely got it wrong because she's vaxxed.
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4 months
@Slatzism the cope is strong with this one
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2 years
When the propaganda is so good that you can’t give it up even when they finally tell you the truth.
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2 years
Fuck.
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7 months
You’re not a lesbian. Stop being biphobic, for real.
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11 months
the saddest thing i have ever heard. lesbians are being erased
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2 years
@GuiXimEnEs @elonmusk leave social matters to us
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Lesbians don't want any of this. We want real women.
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@elonmusk blink twice if you're in danger
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3 months
IRS ATF FBI CIA DOE EPA NSA DHS DEA
@ArielleScarcell
Arielle Scarcella
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What do you think we need to defund in America?
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Shaming women for their "body counts" is a great way to ensure you never get laid.
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1 year
The world is starving for strong men with a moral code.
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3 months
Securing the based lesbian vote.
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2 years
@AOC one bartender's career plan was to run around selling hoodies for $58 to socialists.
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1 year
but they’re not trying to erase women, right?
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10 months
new rule: you don’t get to worry about the testosterone RFK Jr takes if you’re not worried about the testosterone little girls are taking
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1 year
She looks miserable. Anyone can see it. She was the hottest lesbian in the world for five minutes until she blew it. She ruined her body, career, and marriage all to be a fake man. She is deeply unhappy and insecure. I predict she becomes the spokesperson for detransitioning…
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Clive Simpson
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Miss Page never looks joyful and yet apparently, she radiates "trans joy". Has the meaning of joyful been "queered" so it now means "fucking miseryguts"?
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3 years
Steve Buscemi went as his own meme for Halloween.
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11 months
Greater Idaho is picking up steam.
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True story: Demi Lovato gained some weight and cut her hair and thought she was non-binary. She dropped weight and realized she is hot and has self-esteem
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6 months
Who's moving to Argentina?
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2 months
I love it here.
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1 year
@robreiner He took creepy showers with his daughter.
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@KariLake @elonmusk reinstate kari lake as rightful governor of AZ
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2 years
I’d rather go to Dr. Joe Rogan than Dr. Fauci.
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8 months
Where is this supposed transphobia? Was it in the room when you were invited to the White House? How about when you landed that Bud Light deal? Was it there when you accepted this award?
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1 year
pretty crazy that twitter refused to take down several hashtags related to child exploitation material for years and elon got it done in a couple weeks with 80% less staff than before. really makes you think.
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3 years
NEW: Senior officials Marion Gruber and Phil Krause leaving the FDA. Apparently, "they're frustrated that CDC and their ACIP committee are involved in decisions that they think should be up to the FDA" and especially concerned about "booster shots."
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2 years
$299k/year is the new poverty line according to Bloomberg.
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10 months
I will pay for information on this woman. Phone number, Instagram, OF, whatever.
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2 months
@jk_rowling They/them really showed you.
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11 months
whenever old friends find my twitter 😂
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2 months
you have to be dumb as rocks to think the gays came up with this ugly ass flag. we have more taste than this. hint: it's the socialists.
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2 years
GAYS AND GENTLEMEN HERE’S THE DEAL
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2 years
Some of you on the left are making "right winger" synonymous with "decent human being" at a rapid rate. I don't think that's what you meant to do but you're doing it.
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what do you call someone who supports dropping bombs on other countries but wants to ban guns in their own country?
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9 months
18-year-old Vivek Ramaswamy's 2003 graduation speech. Couple things I noticed: 1️⃣He sounds the same then as now. Nothing groundbreaking here, but I've heard people question his authenticity. Clearly he's not faking it. 2️⃣ This is such a 'millennial' speech. For one, he…
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men don't do emotional labor, honey. you're sad because you're a female pretending to be a man and that is lonely AF.
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Conservatives: please understand. The reason the same people fight for gender ideology and then turn around and support Palestine is not what you think. They are not dumb. The socialist left inherently wants to destroy capitalism and Israel represents white colonialism AKA…
@MrAndyNgo
Andy Ngô 🏳️‍🌈
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"I come to you today as a transgender woman...My enemies, the enemies of the LGBTQ people, are right here, in these United States. They say that Palestinians are my enemy, but that's a lie.” At a Palestine celebration rally on Oct. 8 in Asheville, N.C. following the Hamas terror…
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does anyone actually think she looks like a man?
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No one has ever gone down on Jo from Jerz and that’s sad.
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trans misery
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@jk_rowling 💯 Misgendering is the line for them but not rape and mutilation. Speaks volumes.
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it was the best of times
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2 years
no shit.
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@MrAndyNgo I bet she made exactly $3.50 from those nudes.
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@dougstafford Well, you're wrong, Doug. Men are larger and stronger than women even when they pretend to be women.
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Any able-bodied fertile male can father children. Sounds cliché but not all fathers are dads. Takes a special type. Dads are dorks because they sacrifice their “coolness” to raise a family. They do the hard stuff. They discipline. They teach lessons. They show up. They put…
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One bikini selfie, and she's a 'right-wing influencer'! The magic of being a hot woman.
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Viral "not real" plane woman is now a right-wing influencer
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i gotta stop liking men's posts
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I would have a reason. They broke into my house. I’m not having a conversation with someone who broke into my house. This isn’t free therapy. It’s my house and you’re not welcome.
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men can't be lesbians
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saw you beating a woman with a belt on camera, saw you describe what you did to victims, saw texts from women desperately trying to escape you, saw a woman talk about getting paid minimum wage to cam for you, saw chat messages with you describing what you do to victims. also…
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4 months
I guess we all found out why she had that conservatorship
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this is not a drill!
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Lesbian wants to view only women on dating apps. Gets called hateful and narrow minded. Just another day in gender woo world.
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We are back. We are so back.
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lol
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next time start with the face
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8 months
DAY 420 of girlhood not going so well
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@elonmusk I’ve been both, and I’d rather be angry any day. You can channel anger into action. Depression leads nowhere.
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10 months
why would i want a homophobe to bake me a cake anyway?
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2 years
screw you Alec, you should be in prison
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bro, love to break it to you but you're not a lesbian and it does matter that you're male. the reason older lesbians are looking at you funny is because you're a dude invading their spaces. stop this immediately.
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his hair stays perfect and he never breaks a sweat. do men like this still exist?
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I was going to run for Portland City Council but then I realized I hate all these people. So, I'm moving out of Portland instead.
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If you drink coffee, you're a drug addict. End of story.
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