My Mum 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
My sis shared her subscription with her.
My mum exhausted the whole subscription by watching TikTok videos.
That one vex remove her and said "mi ti yoyin" (I have removed you)
My mum said "so far ti Olorun o ba sha ti yomi Kuro laiye" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Yorubas are the most balanced tribe.
Inside Yorubas, we've seen large numbers of them following Obi.
We've seen large numbers of them following BAT
We've seen large numbers of them following Atiku
Show me another tribe that has got it like this
But we're bigot and Tribalistic😊
So many people think football players are crazy popular. It’s so weird. Like how can you say a football player is more popular than Beyonce? Then name two football players than even I wouldn’t recognize.
Lol
I randomly remembered my days in Minna, A Yoruba woman told me "Sekadawo" which means "Till you come back" in Hausa.
I replied "owo weyrey wo len da?"
I thought she meant "let's contribute money" 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Obalende to Ajay ₦1500!!!!
Haaaaaaaaaaaa SubhanaLLAHI!!!!
This is madness!!!!!
And some of you will sit down comfortably to defend this administration!!!??? KNDFGBGBYN!!!!?
But Lagos Island is a weird place, you'd see someone with a big sujuud mark on his forehead... Check his hand like this Na Igbeaux you go see. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Muslim women only do Istikharah for struggling brothers like you and I.
They don't do for rich brothers or brothers from rich background, it's auto-istikharah.
Know this, know peace.
Tahajjud works like magic!!! I don't even know maybe the right word to use is magic lool but it works swiftly!!!
Omooohhh!!!! I can't explaaaaiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!
Alhamdulillahi...😭😭
Mr Gawat was the highlight of most of us Sahur while growing up with his edide e mu Saari je show.
May Almighty Allah forgive him his shortcomings and grant him Al Jannah Firdaus.🙏
I didn't support BAT, I no dey even hide am... I also do not believe in him.
But I'd never pray for him to fail just to pull the "I told y'all so" thing.
I want him to prove me wrong cos "irorun igi ni irorun eye"
@Tomsthegirl
No, situations like these ain't mutually exclusive, it's either you're here or there. You can't be Tribalistic and be untribalistic at the same time.
Like I said in the tweet,aside the Yorubas, bring out another tribe that voted the three main candidates in large numbers.
Nigerian are actually ISLAMOPHOBIC for real.
Someone posted about their achievements in their religion, non-muslims are all over the TL with tears.
SIGH!
Muslimahs status after being served breakfast:
“Allah won’t burden a heart more that what it can bear”
"We have certainly tried those before them....”
“ Women of Purity are for men of Purity”
“indeed, after hardship there’s relief”
Bro Ayoola
@_contactayo
was bedridden for 5 years before he died!! SubhanaLLAHI 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
May Almighty ALLAH forgive him all his Sins, illuminate his Qabr and grant him Al jannah Firdaus.
You want to enter Twitter Muslimahs DM???? Lmmmffffffaaaaooooo 😭😭😭😭
Wooo!!!!!! Na every 3 market days you go dey collect sub like say Na Aswani market.
You go just dey see "that's how that one too enter my DM"
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Just because some Muslims do it doesn't mean it's allowed in the religion.
I have made it simpler for you, i hope your brain in all its capacities can assimilate it now?
My last tweet... I logged in to Twitter and I started seeing "I passed my bar finals" everywhere, immediately I started calling her, her phones were off... Faaamm!!! I was scared as fxck!!😭😭😭😭😭😭 I couldn't even work, my boss asked me what happened.. I couldn't answer.
I actually mean "Alagbole" like a group of family houses..not the alagbole area in Ogun State.😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
The double entrandre fixed itself without me thinking about it.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
It's easy to know anytime those IG Muslimahs chop breakfast.
They'd upload a black and white or silhouette unaware pic of themselves wearing a Rayban shade.
And captions will be like:
"Maybe you’re praying for a drop, and he has written for you an ocean” 1/2
You are only appreciating her cos she's campaigning for your candidate.
If she was campaigning for other candidates you'd have said "she has covered her brain with the hijab"
We're familiar with this your game.
Seeing a woman in Hijab being this free spirited and involved in political campaigns is something I have never seen before in my life.
@AishaYesufu
is inspiring a generation of women.
People don born pikin wey dey lead solaat.
Me I still dey in front of system dey calculate how one yeye house no go fall.😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
At this point, Onpe ki Ile yen yo wo Danu.😭😭😭😭😭
As we were about to pray Asr in Salvador Mosque in Campos, the Imam dropped a funny update...baba said "Eyin ti Ewa wo ball, e Ko Bata yin mora oo" 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 una no fit change for that Lagos Island.😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
"Wa ja’alnaa mim baini aydeehim saddanw-wa min khalfihim saddan fa aghshai naahum fahum laa yubsiroon”
“And We have put before them a barrier and behind them a barrier and covered them, so they do not see.”
LRT... Plot twist for a movie that's a biopic of someone's life... Some of una funny shaa.
Faamm!?? There's no footage of Ayinla Omowura anywhere in the world!, no video of him at all!! Not even a clip!!! That should tell you the amount of work Tunde Kelani put in to pull that.
@KraksTV
Patience ozokwor is just a wicked stepmother... Iya gbonkan can't even be a mother in-law because she would have used all her children to da ajo in her egbe .... Iya gbonkan is the GOAT please!
lost for Abuja today. I entered a cab going to "GALADIMA" instead of "GALADIMAWA".... SubhanaLLAHI sannu 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
In the cause of finding my route, I lost my Glasses, Now I no dey even see anything again.😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Shaa remember everything you say to defend your candidates, you will repeat them on the day of reckoning in front of ALLAH.
And your candidates are NOTHING in front of ALLAH, they will even Deny you cos they won't want you to add to their loads.
You signed Coutinho for €120m and he added nothing to your team. You signed Dembele for €100m he's yet to score 20goals. you signed Griezmann for €120m meanwhile he's playing as right back for your team, meanwhile you're trolling a 34years old Ronaldo who was the highest
I’ll say it again just for emphasis(
Juve wasted £100M gettin Ronaldo.
He’s come in and hasn’t improved them in anyway.
Now he picks games to play& games to fake injuries.
5 League goals this season,ONLY 1 from open play.
They’re a better team when he’s not in
A waste of £100M.
Go through this thread and you wouldn't see any Muslim saying all sorts of things... The Non Muslims are the ones saying these things themselves... They're also the ones saying those nonsense on the Muslim's own.
"Cos I disrespected my religion, I must disrespect yours too"
If you haven't started your Sitta Shawwal, tomorrow is the perfect day to start. Ayam Al Abid starts tomorrow till Wednesday, followed by the Sunnah Thursday, double reward for fasting all through the 4 days.
May Almighty ALLAH grant us steadfastness on his Deen.
This guy tweeted 15hours ago Bruv!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭
Inna lillahi wa inna ilaehi Rajiuun..May Almighty Allah illuminate your Qabr and grant you Al jannah Firdaus.💔💔💔💔💔
I couldn't finish my mobilisation for NYSC.
I remember I went to sign a space on my mobilisation form. Tears rolled down.
The woman in the office thought it was tears of joy that I'm finishing from EKSU finally. She said "ekun Ayo ni Omo mi ma sukun Mo Olorun a fi alubarika si"
We really need to appreciate
@dansatty
on Muslim Twitter. He has done enormously well for Muslim Twitter, he's the brain behind all these programs and all. He was the one who conceptualise on the idea of using Twitter space for dawah.
May Almighty Allah preserve him upon khair.
My baby girl aced the bar finals!!! Aisha Odums Esq... Second class upper!!!I'm so proud of you my niqqa, I love you so much baby girl 😘😘🥰😘🥰😘😘
@kilishi_kween
A civil engineer.
A doctor's mistake would only lead to the death of one person.
A civil engineer's mistake could lead to the death of hundreds and thousands of people if a structure isn't designed very well.
Imagine third mainland having a structural failure....
"Wa ja’alnaa mim baini aydeehim saddanw-wa min khalfihim saddan fa aghshai naahum fahum laa yubsiroon”
“And We have put before them a barrier and behind them a barrier and covered them, so they do not see.”
Yah ALLAH please, I don't want a polygamous family.
Just my wife and I.
And please don't test me with anything that would make me want to go polygyny.🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
Update on sis Aminat.
Amount needed : ₦20,000,000
Amount raised: ₦7,717,985
We still have like ₦12,000,000 to raise in order to hit the target.
May Almighty GOD bless you as you donate.
Please retweet 🙏🙏
Update on sis Aminat.
Amount needed : ₦20,000,000
Amount raised: ₦4,867,167
We still have like ₦16,000,000 to raise in order to hit the target.
May Almighty GOD bless you as you donate
Please retweet 🙏🙏