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@SandyFrizzle The one on the right reminds me of my cousin who has her own name tattooed on her belly in old English font

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@Bennihana70 @EBMgoneWILD @KevinMKruse He didn’t drown though . His massive swollen balls helped him stay buoyant

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@BacklineNurse My mom grew up in Fort Wayne Indiana and found out the shocking name of the mayor when she was just born.

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@LolOverruled It is. He makes repurposed vehicles for people in need. And the irony of him being hit by a snow plow (a repurposed vehicle) isn’t lost on me

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@SeattleSloth_ Anyone else thinking of this?

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@GrahamB47 Two people intertwined, four arms, four legs (8 total appendages) becoming a human spider. Beautiful

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@DiabolicalSpuds My aunt who had Down’s and was non verbal was being abused by a home health aid. She would hit her with a belt. My mom was giving her a bath and found lash marks. Needless to say that the woman was fired

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@BarrettGay3 There’s a fallen heroes website that keeps track of every police officer who died in the line of duty. And I’m not kidding when I say they have police dogs, at least one of which they left in a hot car

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@gracecamille_ This guy looks like he just jumps in women's laps and pretends to be a cat. And that's how he wins

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@MentalHeadline The British in Spain are a plague. Just stumbling around blind drunk or complaining or both. Even the elderly were walking around pissed, mostly going to “british pubs” because god forbid they accidentally eat some of the best food in the world

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@mohamadtm91 @TaylorLorenz This dude looking like a counterfeit 50

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@generalslug They built walk ways at national parks because they mined those areas too

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@BLUNDERBUSSTED Had a woman tell me she just wanted to be friends after a date, then tell me she was obsessed with me, then ghost me for a month, then ask when we were going out again, send nudes, then cancel a date, then say she just wanted to come over, then say I wasn't taking her seriously.

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@badboygargar Tequila is an upper? What the hell?

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5 years

@Bitcoin_Shill @jratcliff @evepeyser Free? I blackmail my barber and he pays me in addition to cutting my hair!

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@orinanne This reminds me of the Frenchman in his 30s who pretended to be a missing Texas teen.

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@generalslug Seeing them bottom out on speed bumps is also pretty great

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4 years

@RaxKingIsDead “i have an eating disorder” would make more sense

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@latkedelrey This guy is heartless and a baby

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@sheriadidthat Had a friend move there from Ohio (not exactly known for our food culture) who thought she had COVID because everything was so bland and tasteless. Felt like she was losing her tastebuds. She didn’t. The food just sucked on a scale she’d never experienced

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@sargentned Burning a candle every night for discontinued items

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@waziot John Lithgow is a top tier bad guy.

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@olsencassidy Looking like a vase

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@kittynouveau They usually have free masks available too. He’s just absolutely being a baby about it

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@KelseyTuoc David Grann wrote a great article about junk science in fire forensics called “trial by fire “ it’s incredible

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@RahRahRaina Supertramp are awesome. So much better than most of what you play on your show

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@latkedelrey If anything boots are a great confidence builder

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@nosciencehere Why else do they call it the breadroom

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@teethofangels I hate being called babe or baby. It gives me the ick. But I persevere

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@kat__stafford So far I’ve seen black people wearing their masks with far greater frequency than white people.

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@e_alexjung No ever mentions the medium attractive white guy fetish

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@gunsnrosesgirl3 For people who are afraid of both snakes and spiders

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@EricKleefeld Snooki looks terrible. What happened?

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@shreyabasu003 A very important event for worker safety- both for demanding clear fire exits and also for rampant use of asbestos in fireproofing steel (and everything else).

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@eerrriiicaa Onion had a story about a guy treating his girlfriend to a sumptuous 39 second massage

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@abram_facts They both seem insufferable

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@BasedKashiBar Not all a curse, they wouldn’t be able to step dance that fast without small foibles

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@mbaram Was that a hog squealing at the end?

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@GerryMcBride It’s also unrealistically stressful. A character gets trapped in the walk-in refrigerator- almost impossible

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@movieboy69 It was so fun though

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@tumblebrutus_ This guy’s entire personality is that he’s a creative genius chef and yet he routinely fails to understand the basics of cooking

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@JutsuNoRoss The car that our forgiveness bought

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@UsTheDuo @TMobile That dreadlock hair bag makes me immediately check out. As does the ukulele

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@RandomTheGuy_ @TheFigen_ Are his arms full of mayonnaise? What the heck?

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@generalslug He’s the worst

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@offbeatorbit @notceci She rode the horse to the doctors office and the horse looked in the window during the surgery

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@PissJugTycoon Hemophiliacs are a lot of work. But worth it if you find the right one.

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11 months

@uncooljerk He’s not even average looking, the guy looks weird and short. The Picasso effect

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@john_e_bones @WojteksGrandson I would simply spray liquid nitrogen on the monkey mid air and follow it with a martial arts backhand strike - fully shattering it

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@BonerWizard She probably sounds like a sunglasses rack every time she moves

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@LeaMaric It’s a Jewish and Muslim tradition. Also a lot of Africans practice circumcision for other reasons

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@skatie420 Frozen in time forever, he cracks her giant amniotic egg into a bathtub for await further grooming

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@muppetspice @ericriveracooks He literally makes tweezer food and criticizes every one else who does it.

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@mrsballs69 I think more hesitation would make people way hornier

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@uhactually Critical ass slurry

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@hannah1989__ This guy looks like he owes a duke an entire seasons worth of grain

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@MentalHeadline Lots of great food in Spain. I was very impressed. The jamon alone was incredible

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@realDonaldTrump Who else thinks @realDonaldTrump is the biggest pussy?

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@classiclib3ral @ActNormalOrElse A friend of mine lived in Australia for a few years in the early 2000s and couldn't believe the local push back against Mexican food until she went to a few Mexican restaurants. Seems like they were trying to make Tex-mex and didn't know how.

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@Apple @brucehallphoto Be careful! He may have other ambitions!

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3 years

@filth_waste That pilot clearly has no cojones

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@zedonarrival They’re feydaykin your people for granted

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@murderxbryan She's also 100% right. They have little signs they give each other like the managers in baseball. Except the signs are really boring and contrived. Like they fake slip on a banana peel when they want there to be a bunch of slides.

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@buggirl He just took a couple of sips. No big deal

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@dontbesyai @Smartguyy This photo has been doctored and will soon lose its medical license

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1 year

@KariLake Good thing they recounted and found that you lost fair and square.

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@ArmyofNaveed This same thing has happened to 8 people I know. It’s not rare or a coincidence. This appears to be standard practice for a large percentage of the police force

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@tveitprivilege @xeni Marie Kondo is just one opinion. Heard there’s a lady named Marie Old Spooky House that says I should keep a room filled with old computer monitors and moldering newspapers just because.

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@dxxnya Taking a picture of him crying is next level savagery

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@cicadaxxseason Reminds me of this in Toronto

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@JenAshleyWright Not up to the human rights standards of conquistadors is probably not the best reputation

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@JutsuNoRoss Can’t remember if the second part of the chorus was “let’s get retarded n’ hot”

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@bobbyteriyaki Hate Pete but starting to respect him more

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@NatureisScary Jiggly puff

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@generalslug Animals are capable of being very violent but this is probably a case of messed up, bad owners though.

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@murderxbryan I’ve brewed beer with two separate women- both immediately talked about divorce. Luckily we weren’t married yet

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@ask_aubry That’s a thresher shark, they’re so cool.

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@Cinesnark Jason Momoa has a fragile heart condition and a rare form of asthma. He’s always breaking hearts and taking people’s breath away

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@paynusxxx @daveweigel Yoda: Fap you must… Teens: rad Yoda: not Teens: aw jeez

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@dxxnya “Go to hell” is the funniest one

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@catd00kie The Australian accent is a combination of British English, a head cold, and Medea from Diary of a Mad Black Woman. And yet they get all of the acting jobs doing southern American accents.

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@gumby_lover Start suing your exes

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@TheRickWilson @thedailybeast The T Rex seems like a good choice because of his small hands and ass sticking out posture

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@heckinstoned @robdelaney Beyonce is still trying to forget this.

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@LucyXIV The best part is that it came down to a lightning round at the end where I identified the theme to Roseanne two seconds into the first harmonica note

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@generalslug Honestly think this about globalism too. Sounds like a Star Trek ideal

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@IntroiboD The classic monsters, yeah

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@ameliaelizalde Before I thought people had no empathy, now I know it’s just severely limited by imagination

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@mousterpiece Lindelof could never stick the ending of any of his shows. The new Watchmen was the best of them.

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@Very__Regular Had a friend who hated olives but I blended them up and served them to him as olive tapenade he he liked them. Full on baby food trick. They're literally children.

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@jsidman Really like the Jose Andres restaurants. Not sure if he still has that Chifa place

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6 years

So sick of women using my #BDE to recharge their turquoise and crystal jewelry.

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@whiotv Why would he pose as a bud light delivery man, specifically? Did he find the outfit at Good Will? Or does he just like bad beer?

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@duckbldg They want more frogs

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@pahanse @evepeyser Triple

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@rachelmillman Went for my first massage and put the tiny face cloth over my butt and lay on the sheets. The lady lost it

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@billyeichner 1 childless adult for the shark movie please

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@Karnythia My friends kid told me that grandparents disappear so that we don’t have to worry about them

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@wisedingbat So many books about depraved English children losing their souls in exchange for a little bit of toffee or something

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