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i'm pretty sometimes and have brain damage all the time ✨ bi HEMA chick ⚔️🏳️‍🌈⚧️

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Joined July 2021
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taylor 🗡️🌹
9 months
Two years ago today, I went to my now ex-wife with my heart in my throat because I had to talk to her about something important. I couldn't get the words out, she guessed "are you trans?" and I, hiding mostly behind a blanket, nodded and became *me* for the first time that night
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taylor 🗡️🌹
12 days
I'm a chick with Mosaic Klinefelters syndrome and I am most definitely unhappy about your behavior Joanne. When can I expect a check?
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J.K. Rowling
12 days
I deleted it because someone had got mixed up between Turner syndrome and Klinefelter syndrome and asked me to get rid of tweets that could identify them, so I did. However, my offer stands! Find a woman with Klinefelter syndrome who's unhappy with me, you and she get £1m each.
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taylor 🗡️🌹
21 days
when u transition but still hang out with ur dude friends
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Aubrey Plaza (fake) (not real) (parody) (satire)
22 days
How this make you feel white boy
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taylor 🗡️🌹
12 days
How's the wife Graham
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Graham Linehan
12 days
Haha. An avatar v reality that is an absolute classic of the genre
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taylor 🗡️🌹
12 days
Ms. Rowling. Do you not understand the diagnostic criteria for Klinefelter's? Are you sure that you should be speaking about a topic that you are clearly not familiar with?
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J.K. Rowling
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@ncaipics @RajanBarot24 @turnintoabat Cheque will be written the moment I see proof of no Y chromosome!
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taylor 🗡️🌹
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taylor 🗡️🌹
12 days
I did not think when I woke up today that I'd ratio JK Rowling and then hide her nonsense reply but here we are 😂
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taylor 🗡️🌹
5 months
haha yeah, "fighting"⚔️💕
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imagine 2019 you and 2023 you fighting
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taylor 🗡️🌹
11 days
Graham, at this point it's clear that you have a humiliation fetish.
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Graham Linehan
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taylor 🗡️🌹
11 months
I'm 6'2 and weigh 202lbs btw 💪💞
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taylor 🗡️🌹
12 days
@enchantedfaye lol she won't pay up anyway
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taylor 🗡️🌹
3 months
@bimbolina_ Like I don't get it. why would a cishet chick be able to vouch for a straight man at a lesbian bar. she's a guest there too...
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taylor 🗡️🌹
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It hasn't been easy. In fact, it's been excruciating at times! Very little remains of the life I used to have and I bare my scars with pride. I wouldn't change a thing, not for the world. Transition saved me and gave me a life worth living. I'll be forever grateful 💖🏳️‍⚧️
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taylor 🗡️🌹
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@jk_rowling @ncaipics @RajanBarot24 can you say that again I couldn't hear you
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I had been flirting with this guy for like, a week and he hits me with this. Ew.
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taylor 🗡️🌹
1 year
My divorce is finalized! I'm excited for us to both start new chapters but I still feel kinda weird about it. anyway I'm gonna go drink beer in the backyard with my dog and enjoy the warm weather and try not to think too much 💕
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taylor 🗡️🌹
1 year
I have changed a tiny bit
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A. Bonkdóttir, Ar.T
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I have changed a tiny bit
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taylor 🗡️🌹
11 months
Just cause I used to be someone's husband doesn't mean I can't be your wife 😘💖💍
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taylor 🗡️🌹
2 years
@keffals Yes hello FBI there's a transgender on the internet
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taylor 🗡️🌹
9 months
@Kay_Elle_Bea Our marriage ended badly but she was extremely supportive. She taught me makeup and fashion and a ton of other things! things between us will never be the same but I'm so grateful
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taylor 🗡️🌹
1 year
My boss referred to me as a "gentleman" today
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taylor 🗡️🌹
1 year
You are not immune to 36 year old alcoholic trans divorcees
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taylor 🗡️🌹
2 years
HRT literally saved my life. (-2mo vs 4mo)
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taylor 🗡️🌹
8 months
if you wanna be a girl you can just be one 💖🏳️‍⚧️
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June Fembug 🦋🏳️‍⚧️
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if you want to be a girl you can just be one 🫶💖
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taylor 🗡️🌹
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I would also like to thank Graham for creating my first ever fan submitted transition timeline! I normally put the before picture on the left but you'll get it next time!!
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taylor 🗡️🌹
11 months
This should be illegal (Same person btw)
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June Fembug 🦋🏳️‍⚧️
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This should be illegal (Same person btw)
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taylor 🗡️🌹
2 years
ladies,, i'm 6'1 btw
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taylor 🗡️🌹
10 months
would u date a trans stepmilf 🥺👉👈
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taylor 🗡️🌹
2 years
Love sitting at open mic nights and see white male comedians start bombing, look at me, then make jokes about cutting their dicks off and getting boob jobs until the guy running the place tells me I should leave. Fucking love this for me.
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taylor 🗡️🌹
10 months
if you wanna be a girl you can just be a girl 💕
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taylor 🗡️🌹
9 months
When life gives u lemons say fuck the lemons and bail 💖
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taylor 🗡️🌹
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@RajanBarot24 @jk_rowling @ncaipics All of my documentation marks me as legally female, meaning that I have met the criteria from states that are recognized by the UK as eligible for recognition as if I had a GRC.
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@punished_cait I watched supernatural for so long and thought I was a straight man the whole fucking time. lol. lmao.
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@CaptRonFulmer My condition is exceptionally rare per my endocrinologist
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taylor 🗡️🌹
1 year
@KatyMontgomerie "video footage" is the weirdest god damn way to say porn I ever did see
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taylor 🗡️🌹
1 year
I started hormones at 34 in August of 2021. It's never too late 💖🏳️‍⚧️
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taylor 🗡️🌹
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@_celia_bedelia_ he downloaded the one on the right from my pinned tweets, then compared it to a recent selfie but put the 3 year old picture on the right as if that's more recent. good lord Graham this is sad.
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taylor 🗡️🌹
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@Esqueer_ don't give away the punchline!!
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taylor 🗡️🌹
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JK Rowling is a Nazi sympathizer and Holocaust denier
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Rivkah Brown
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On 13 March I tweeted that JK Rowling “is a Holocaust denier”. That allegation was false and offensive. I have deleted it and apologise to JK Rowling.
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taylor 🗡️🌹
2 years
This is why @rejectreplace is not allowed to dress me 😅💖
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taylor 🗡️🌹
2 years
Misgendered! At the therapist! 5 times in an hour. I have cried all my makeup off and I'm so tired.
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@itssamanthaaaa_ she added the Facebook boomer disclaimer to her bio like that'll do anything lol
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taylor 🗡️🌹
5 months
when did the phrase "passing" started meaning "stealth" and not "people get what you're going for without having to ask" cause this shit is driving me up the walls lately!!
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taylor 🗡️🌹
2 years
Hi I want attention
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taylor 🗡️🌹
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oh and I ratioed Glinner too but I didn't even notice LOL anyway I'm gonna go get ready to spend the rest of my evening with my family cause it's passover ✌️
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taylor 🗡️🌹
2 years
I started HRT at 34 years old lol
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taylor 🗡️🌹
6 months
@SoliSolstice I wanna break the arms of whatever dev thought this was cute. ahem.
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taylor 🗡️🌹
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im 6'2, I weigh 201lbs and I like to throw other trans women around like ragdolls 💕
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taylor 🗡️🌹
6 months
@judgementshae olive oil for lube?? you using balsamic for poppers too? basil leaves to clean up, sliding into cuties DMs like "hey baby I'll be ur caprese salad any day" (I'm sorry I'm an idiot)
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taylor 🗡️🌹
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ᵐᵒᵒ ᵐᵒᵒˀ 😘
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taylor 🗡️🌹
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my hips from behind are insanely grabbable im just saying 💞
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taylor 🗡️🌹
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@BellaLucyBee @moyumommy ur literally a pervert?????
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taylor 🗡️🌹
10 months
My dad told me, if a lady tells you she has nipple piercings, you always say "I don't believe you" 'cause then she might show you
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taylor 🗡️🌹
10 months
HRT is magic 💞
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taylor 🗡️🌹
1 year
Protect trans kids
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taylor 🗡️🌹
9 months
light makeup day it's just too hot out for anything else!!
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taylor 🗡️🌹
11 months
pants are for suckers 💖
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taylor 🗡️🌹
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@nexsqueezeal I don't understand what your question is
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taylor 🗡️🌹
2 years
Someone please teach me how to dress my age I have no idea 🤣💞
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taylor 🗡️🌹
1 year
I love this dress for when it's warm out and I wanna look like a picnic table 💖
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taylor 🗡️🌹
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@peter_drinnan I'm american.
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taylor 🗡️🌹
3 months
@bimbolina_ i do it for the girls* and the gays * Becky this doesn't include u go take Keith to Applebees and leave us alone
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taylor 🗡️🌹
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heading out to do some gay nonsense happy pride y'all!! 🏳️‍🌈
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1 year
It's #TransDayOfVisibility ! we're just normal people who worry about bills and relationships except that our existence is under constant debate lately?! 🏳️‍⚧️
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what can I say, estradiol tastes good (pre-hrt vs 6mos)
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@Aoife_Bee_ ooo a pick me. trying to get the Blair white bag. why. they're gonna put her in the same camps with the bad trans
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2 years
I got sir'd today
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taylor 🗡️🌹
1 year
it's been a very trying day. why don't you be a good girl, get on your knees and help me feel better? I'm sure you'll think of something 💕
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5 months
i dyed my bangs pink because I was left unsupervised for literally an hour 💖
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taylor 🗡️🌹
11 months
i can't decide if this dress is cute or too busy. what do y'all think? 👉👈
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taylor 🗡️🌹
9 months
💍 🥰🥰
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taylor 🗡️🌹
11 months
im just so fucking hot
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5 months
@redrum_panda betcha she's one of the weird super christian tgirls which I didn't know existed until one glared at my cleavage at the clinic
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Facebook reminding me that my taste in women hasn't really changed lol
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10 months
I went to the beach for the first time in like 20 years today!! it was so much fun but now I'm gonna get high on my couch and watch lord of the rings 💕💕
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taylor 🗡️🌹
1 year
Going to my first Seder tonight! Do I look okay? 👉👈
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taylor 🗡️🌹
10 months
btw I'm not wearing leggings under this just super tall socks!!
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taylor 🗡️🌹
10 months
I love this dress 💞
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taylor 🗡️🌹
11 months
i just drove 8 hours i need a beer or 7 plz & ty
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10 months
@quendergeer NOT EVEN A BEER STAIN no weird spots where she swapped patches in a rush nothing frayed or worn out babies first stud kit off Amazon even ignoring the stupid terf crap if I saw someone wearing this I'd assume cop
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taylor 🗡️🌹
10 months
it still doesn't feel real that I just look like this now 💞
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Today would have been my 13th anniversary with my ex. I really hope she's doing well! ❤️‍🩹
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this barbie got a haircut in a salon for the first time in like, 15 years. I love it omg 💞
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I'm not proud of how many attempts it took to put on this harness bra! Tell me it's cute please 💞
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2 years
Fun fact! I'm colorblind so I have no idea what color my eyes are 🙀😅💖
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taylor 🗡️🌹
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everyone's asking if you'd date a trans girl but the real question is, would a trans girl date you?
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i don't care about what terfs have to say cause I'm pretty 💕
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taylor 🗡️🌹
1 year
It's weird that people used to think I was a straight man cuz I went the midnight release of like every twilight movie 🤣🦇💕💕
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@MAAmaea oh probably
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this is your brain on progesterone💖💖
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2 years
You know what they say right? The taller the chick, the bigger the sword ⚔️⚔️⚔️
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taylor 🗡️🌹
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I'll see u in my office. now!! 💢💞
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taylor 🗡️🌹
11 months
going to a friend's graduation party! is this too much cleavage? 👉👈
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taylor 🗡️🌹
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its so hot in my house i slipped into something more comfortable. you don't mind do you? 💖
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taylor 🗡️🌹
1 year
going to see my mom! hope she doesn't call me a man again
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2 years
It's too hot for a bra 😅
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taylor 🗡️🌹
8 months
In case you forgot I'm 6'2 💪💞
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taylor 🗡️🌹
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@munro_nell I did get a karyotype done. That's... that's how I know about it? you look foolish.
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do I look gay? be honest 💖
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