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It’s up to us.

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@LEBassett @MarthaAbella I remember at a restaurant in Germany when my dad ordered a “dry martini” for my mom, and then a “dry martini” for himself. The waiter came back with 6 martinis.

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@LifeNewsToo He had it coming.

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I’m so very not exhausted either. Anyone else?

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I’m part of the resistance. I’m not exhausted. But I am exasperated by the New York Times’ story choices.

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@oneunderscore__ I’ve yet to see ANY legit or big brand name ad on here in the midst of the dozens of weird ads I see and block here every day.

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@RayTempleton @_celia_bedelia_ You’re a terrible parent.

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@travisakers Yep. "A Military Times-Syracuse University poll this summer found that former Vice President Joe Biden had a four-point lead over President Donald Trump among surveyed military troops, typically considered a demographic that skews Republican."

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@OhNoSheTwitnt

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They are all laughing at trump. All the beautiful people, in one fancy place, at one exclusive event, mocking and laughing. He can’t handle this. He deserves it. #PastYourJailTime

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@PoliticusSarah

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Jimmy Kimmel responds to Trump “Isn’t it past your jail time?”

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Gilroy. A lovely family food festival. 3 dead.12 injured. "White man in camo in his early to mid-30s firing a rifle that was able to shoot three to four shots a second." But yeah, let's make up scary stories about immigrants and "antifa" and women politicians. #fuckGOP

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2 years

@JoshuaHol @JJohnsonLaw They never hesitated to give air time to trump. Looks like bias.

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4 months

Hey @nytimes this doesn’t sound very “exhausted” does it?

Biden-Harris HQ

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MSNBC: President Biden's reelection campaign just announced it raised $42 million last month. Joe Biden has raised the highest total of any Democratic presidential candidate in history

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@JessPected I once went on a date with a guy who quickly asked me on another date. I said, No thank you. He got angry, threw a fit, said he’d never speak to me again, & exactly 3 weeks later he called to leave a msg that he got married. He got married to get even with me for saying “No.” 😂

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@marceelias My pandemic to-do list: - learn Spanish - read this pile of books - do yoga - Marie Kondo this place What I actually did: - check Marc Elias tweets all day

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@Angry_Staffer Do you trust Biden’s Secret Service people? Or is the dog onto something?

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@DeansJules And no one’s been drafted in the US for over 50 years 🙄

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3 months

I hate everything right in this moment.

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@DallasZoo

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It is with a heavy heart that we announce our whooping crane chick, released to the wild in November 2023, was found deceased with a fatal gunshot wound on January 9 near Mamou, Louisiana.

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@joshtpm @HopelessLiberal I'm thinking he couldn't pronounce "anonymous" because (a) big words are hard for him, and (b) speech starts becoming increasingly difficult with dementia, and (c) it triggered him because of the op ed being signed by "Anonymous" #Anonymous

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3 months

As always, and even more than ever, Rachel @maddow is 🔥 #Maddow And she looks great in midnight blue.

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3 months

We did this. 💙🇺🇸💪🏼

Hoodlum 🇺🇸

@NotHoodlum

3 months

Bye bye Ronna 👋 NBC dropping paid contributor and coup planner from all their networks. (Puck News)

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@thescottbarber @accord2andrea @SlowToWrite Here’s a post of his from 4 days ago:

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2 years

@CheriJacobus The New York City police and the city’s medical examiner are now investigating her death. She was found dead at the bottom of her stairs. Nothing to see here folks, move along.

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4 years

@JoshuaPotash There's something very on brand about trump sending men with no accountability to bully, hurt, and push women around.

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2 years

@ShuForCongress @mtaibbi This seems like something for the @fbi to look into. Now.

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@GeoRebekah Not sure that men wearing high heels is legal in Florida.

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@HopelessLiberal @joshtpm Option (d) yes! But having seen an elderly relative in stages of dementia, the way he talks and has trouble with words, repeats himself, etc., is very familiar. To me, he clearly has an unhealthy brain issue. #Unfit

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@MuellerSheWrote And in 2020 Michigan Republican Primary trump got 93.7% of the vote. Now, in 2024, he only got 67.3% of the vote.

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2 years

@maddow

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@ZachHuckerby @suannelqr It’s very simple. 1. Women: Our bodies, our decisions. 2. Men: If you are the kind of dude who doesn’t want the responsibility of children, then you need to keep your sperm far away from women. Now stop whining.

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2 years

@modmothernature You don’t even know why this is humiliating to you, which makes it sadder/funnier.

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7 years

@IvankaTrumpHQ What's a good gift for a dad who's heading to prison soon? Asking for a friend... #ComeyWeek

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Happy Asset Seizure Eve! 💥 #DonPoorleone

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@kyledcheney @WSJ Shorter version: My client demands to speak to the manager!

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@RonnyJacksonTX This you, Candy Man?

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@RonFilipkowski the bone spurs guy says what

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@MSNBC @KatyTurNBC If Katy Tur is on, I immediately change the channel. She’s the worst. (And I’m a regular MSNBC watcher.) Please remove her.

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2 months

@MuellerSheWrote His life sucks. Mine doesn’t. April 22: Sleep in April 23: Hair appointment April 24: Lunch plans April 25: Farmers’ market April 26: Whatever I want Tip: Be a good person.

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@antifaoperative It feels wrong to red-heart “like” this but I do because this atrocity, and all the other horrific acts of these white male fake-Christian republican maga rapists and pedophiles, need to be amplified. They all need to be stopped, caught, locked up, condemned.

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@oliverdarcy Airing a show designed to mock and laugh at rape victims is what the world saw last night on your network, among other vile things. CNN will not come back from this. Nor should they.

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@RonFilipkowski there will be entertainment & dancers

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“He’s just like us.”

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GOP: PeOpLe Can’T AffoRD AnyThINg UnDer BiDen Also @GOP : Hurry! Buy these cartoon cards of our mighty hero trump, only $99 ! #GOPClownShow #Maga #MajorAnnouncement

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@kpopnquarantine @thescottbarber @accord2andrea @SlowToWrite Someone needs to go check on that baby.

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@mendezdj65 @jerrypemberton @stingray763 @maralagoing @twiztwit @neve_dog @DougJBalloon At this rate twitter will soon just fade into Bolivian.

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@marceelias I’ll be so glad when she’s gone, said 81 million Americans. Thank you for all you do for our country, M. Elias!

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@PABHarp @Jambreman Like your Christian bakeries not selling cakes to certain people because you don’t approve of who they love? That kind of bias??

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Why is the @GOP pro-rape?

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Nikki Haley just told Kristen Welker she thinks Donald Trump sexually assaulting a woman isn’t disqualifying. @NikkiHaley

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5 years

@jkbjournalist Great investigative journalism. Thank you! And this: "the fact that the police had evidence of Maxwell’s involvement raises new questions about why the FBI and U.S. Attorney’s Office in South Florida failed to pursue sex trafficking charges against Epstein, Maxwell and others."

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3 years

@AynRandPaulRyan In 2017 & 2018 the "proud boys" came to Berkeley to disrupt our community. A group of them coordinated a plan to dress in black and pose as Antifa to create violence. I saw them getting ready in a park down the street. The media fell for it and blamed "antifa." Same plan for DC.

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4 years

@ABC I had it in February. I've been at home ever since. This is so difficult. I completely blame trump. His self-serving decisions are killing Americans, destroying the economy, and attempting a dictatorship coup. And the GOP goes along.

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6 years

@KaivanShroff I can't watch @cnn any more. Ever. Thank god for Rachel @Maddow at @msnbc .

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@TheRealHoarse This week at a medical appointment, the kind but unfiltered mammogram technician actually said, “I’m not going to say it’s cancer. But the radiologist said we need more images.” After more images, we learned: It isn’t cancer. Phew! 😅

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@LoneStarLeft @FlowerGirlBaker You’re welcome, Governor Abbott. ~ from a California taxpayer

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2 years

@ThatEricAlper @smc429 Not sure if I’d say funniest of all time but this whole scene is on my list

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@HopelessLiberal @joshtpm And option (e): Has anyone considered that this group of WH high level self-styled saviors of our country who are admittedly struggling to manage an out-of-control potus may surreptitiously have him on some kind of "calming" medications? That slurred speech, the body motions...

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1 year

@AnonOpsUnited @nasty_woman2

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@AshaRangappa_ Pro-tip: If you’re going to lie and say you’re 6’ 3”, don’t get photographed next to someone who is actually 6’ 3”

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7 years

@gabrielsherman @Susan_Hennessey So you're saying Colonel Mustard killed Professor Plum in the Conservatory with a candlestick.

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@ZTPetrizzo This should make it interesting, from today: “A powerful winter storm front sweeping across the country is expected to turn into what forecasters call a "bomb cyclone" as it approaches the East Coast, bringing rain, strong winds and snow to the Virginia area.”

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1 year

@jonallendc @costareports @NBCNews Men are too emotional to be in charge.

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@mmpadellan “Weisselberg will not sign up as a cooperator, the person said, but he will testify at trial – if the case moves forward and the Trump Organization does not itself reach a plea agreement. The judge set the trial for October 24.” - CNN

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@RonFilipkowski From earlier this year: “FEMA releases additional $308 million for Oroville Dam spillways repairs and reconstruction” So, the Vice Mayor will return that money and… hold a bake sale? 🤡

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@mancaman007 @doglovergirl07 @KamalaHarris Sonograms for pregnancies were around almost 20 years before Roe v Wade. The fetus does not develop in a woman’s stomach. A fetus is not a baby. Abortion is healthcare and is a woman’s choice. You need to sit this one out, John.

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@RobAnderson2018 @laurenboebert You should be arrested and expelled from Congress. Correction: You WILL be arrested and expelled from Congress.

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@AndrewFmOregon @JoyceWhiteVance It would be less suspicious to post nothing.

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1 year

@SpiroAgnewGhost “Cheat & Rigg” sounds like his attorney’s law firm.

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4 years

Does this table make my hands look bigger? #DiaperDon

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@WalshFreedom @JamesCarville Not equivalent, Joe. Carville is a citizen, not POTUS or an elected representative. I see how badly you want to both-sides the parties but it’s just not reality. And btw, the GOP is, by their own choice and behavior, the white trash party. And worse: traitors to democracy.

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@H_MitchellPhoto Men are too emotional to be Speaker.

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@mmpadellan It’s disgusting how these republicans think this is just a big game.

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@patriottakes Well, I thought the “revolution” was supposed to start when he lost the election last year, but ok. Or 1/6, but ok. Or when the FBI executed a search warrant yesterday, but ok. Ok then, we’ll just go with “at some point in the future”

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@thejackhopkins @trishinpa2 He’s headed to become a man in uniform, though.

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@realLauraLenti @ChrisDJackson LOL ok

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@MuellerSheWrote @lauferlaw “Never Surrender” guy surrenders. Again.

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@PABHarp @Jambreman Like not rescuing a mom and her children from drowning because of the color of their skin? That’s your kind of maga Christian bias?

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This is a good time to remember that 5 days ago House Republicans approved legislation that would slash nearly 40 percent of the budget for the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA). #VoteBlueToStopTheStupid

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BREAKING NEWS: There has been a devastating chemical explosion 60 miles north of Houston. The Sound Resource Solutions makes solvents for glue and paint remover and the building is said to house chemicals known to have “acute toxins, carcinogenicity, and reproductive toxicity.”…

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@RVAwonk @sarahkendzior Frankly, I'm assuming that any noise that comes from the trump world right now is an attempt to divert our attention from #ComeyWeek .

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#ImpeachmentEve Castro Valley, CA

You can be the change. Yes, you

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#CastroValley says #NobodyIsAboveTheLaw #ImpeachmentEve cc @MoveOn @IndivisibleTeam

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@DogginTrump @TG22110 Such a genuinely kind person. 🫶

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@patriottakes Well, I googled it so basically I’m like a doctor: “foaming at the mouth is sometimes a symptom of stroke”

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@MerriamWebster I’m very fond of the idea of an escape goat.

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@natsechobbyist Nancy Pelosi won nine consecutive leadership elections on the first ballot.

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@GergelyOrosz @bestofdyingtwit “the beatings will continue until morale improves”

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@MuellerSheWrote Just awful! I’m so sorry you went through that and now have to deal with the trolls. You must be doing something very right, though, for them to go to such lengths. Keep it up. And take care.

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@Huff4Congress

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@sandibachom Whatever you need to do, I will continue to follow you, Sandi.

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@mhdksafa Makes me smile and think of this:

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@carguy_1970

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Just got called a “sheep” for wearing my mask in the elevator with a group of guys! I replied as I remove my mask! “Finally a group of guys that doesn’t mind me taking my mask off while having Covid”. Shit got really quiet!

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@DevinCow By getting vaccinated and wearing a mask.

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@SpeakerMcCarthy @beansbeth You looked ridiculous with your out of control trashy people acting up like that. It’s clear to the whole world that you’re no leader. Shameful. Meanwhile, best POTUS ever!

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@PU28453638 He has to hang out with golf club paying customers on Christmas. To no one’s surprise, no loving family, no friends. So pathetic.

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Also, happy birthday to me 🥳 I’m delighted to share this day with President Joe Biden! 🎂🍦

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@POTUS Happy Birthday, President Biden! 🇺🇸

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@RonFilipkowski Yeah, probably just a coincidence. 💊

Jackson Reportedly Known as 'Candy Man,' Democrat Says

Ronny Jackson's nomination to head the VA has become engulfed in controversy.

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@TizzyEnt Middle school at friend’s house. We used ice cubes to numb the earlobes and a needle sterilized with a lit match to pierce. So what’s the statute of limitations on our heinous crimes?

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Get ready to be subpoenaed. #SeditionHasConsequences