Whoa. David Hogg, survivor of Florida school shooting:
"This is the 18th one this year. That’s unacceptable. We're children. You guys are the adults. You need to take some action and play a role.”
#ThursdayThoughts
#GunReformNow
The attack on the Capitol was coordinated and planned.
Here are the insurrectionists talking about the plan, including detailed schematics of the Capitol building.
Jesus fucking Christ, you losers, it's not that hard.
Keep your fucking hands to yourselves, keep your fucking dick in your pants, and keep your fucking mouths shut about how we look. Be professional.
Grow the fuck up. Damn, you're exhausting.
Fuck.
Shep Smith on FOX: "The migrants are 2 months away if they make it here at all. Tomorrow is one week before the midterm election, which is what all of this is about. There is no invasion. No one is coming to get you. There is nothing to worry about."
Holy shit, this is amazing.
Cops in Flint, MI have laid down their batons and taken off their helmets after protesters chant
#WalkWithUs
.
"We want to make this a parade."
#Sundaymorning
Hey, remember Kim Davis?
She's that lady who refused to issue gay couples marriage licenses in Kentucky.
Guess who is running against her? 😃
Gay man denied marriage license by Kim Davis will run against her
#WednesdayWisdom
Love that people are just now noticing how good Brian Williams is at reaming Trump. He's been really good at it for a really long time but this is some next level shit. 😂
@JulianCastro
@GoyaFoods
FU, Goya.
My Puerto Rican mother in law's recipe for Adobo Seco:
3 T granulated garlic
3 T salt
1T pepper
2 T oregano
1 T onion powder
1 teaspoon turmeric
Mix it all up, use it just like Goya Adobo, only it's better because it doesn't have any TCP.
#BREAKING
:
27 dead, 24 injured after church shooting at First Baptist Church in Sutherland Springs - east of San Antonio. Gunman killed after brief chase, reports
@CNN
.
Holy crap. 😂 Nancy Pelosi stopping her statement to the press and taking a moment to explain what the word "exculpatory" means to Trump is a whooooooleass mood. 💀💀💀
#Thursdaythoughts
She was 28 years old.
She was playing video games with her 8-year-old nephew in her own home.
She was INSIDE THE HOUSE.
Repeat: she. was. inside. her. house. when. they. shot. her.
Say her fucking name because this shit has gone on FAR too long.
#TayJefferson
#AtatianaJefferson
🔥This is how you handle racists.
These two women in Burger King heard a man speaking Spanish.
"GO BACK TO MEXICO" they said.
That man was the manager. Listen to how he replies. 🤣🖕
#fridaythoughts
#fridayfeeling
#Fridaymotivation
I have a Newt Gingrich joke, but it cheated on its wife who was dying of cancer while impeaching a sitting president for cheating on his wife and was charged with eighty-four ethics violations during its speakership and is now a sycophantic hack for Donald Trump.
"There was a senator, I think it was after my pancreatic cancer, who announced with great glee that I was going to be dead within six months. That senator, whose name I have forgotten, is now dead himself, and I am very much alive." - Justice Ginsburg
Stunning.
A sitting president admitting that he instructed the GOP to lie to Americans to get the tax bill passed.
13 million people without health insurance based on a lie. Giant tax cuts for the wealthy. Entitlement programs gutted.
Merry Christmas America. You're screwed.
"Obamacare has been repealed...I told people specifically to be quiet...I didn't want them to talk about it"
Trump, bragging that he tried to hide an Obamacare repeal in the tax bill.
BTW: ACA has NOT been repealed. He's just a moron.
#WednesdayWisdom
Fun fact
#1
: ☑️ 4 million kids turn 18 before the 2018 election.
Fun fact
#2
: ☑️ 17yo's can register to vote if they will be 18 on or before Election Day.
REGISTER HERE: ➡️
#SundayMorning
#MarchForOurLives
Here's the entire compilation of Trump swearing up a fucking storm.
If you are offended by Rashida Tlaib's colorful language but not Trump's, your problem might not be the language.
#fridayfeeling
#fridaymotivation
My favorite part of Jon Stewart's statement (other than every single thing about it) was when he called all these fuckers out for tweeting out "never forget the heroes of 9/11" while denying money for their medical care. 🔥🔥🔥
Here's the President of the United States, dicking around during the national anthem, fake conducting, pointing like an idiot, doesn't have his hand over his heart and actually moves to sit in the middle of the song.
This is the REAL enemy.
#IowaCaucuses
I thought that not having an audience would make all the late night shows worse, but John Oliver's "Last Week Tonight" has only gotten better.
This video of Kenosha sheriff David Beth has made the rounds, but Oliver really puts them into context here.
Hey, Nazis, remember when you walked around with your stupid tiki torches chanting "you will not replace us"?
Guess what?
We replaced you.
#ShutItDownDC
#UniteTheRight2
This document was handed to workers at the Beaver Co Ethane plant in PA. Going wasn’t mandatory but they would lose overtime pay if they didn’t.
As you can see, workers were paid and bused to the Trump event.
Oh, fuck no.
You sent a bomb to George Soros? That's heinous.
You sent a bomb to the Clintons? That's fucked up
You sent a bomb to the Obamas?
FUCK no.
If you were trying to drive Democrats to the polls, you have succeeded.
Nothing gets us there faster than threatening Obama.
@NBCInvestigates
@jonathan4ny
BREAKING: Secret Service: Suspicious package addressed to former President Barack Obama intercepted by Secret Service personnel in Washington, DC.
Danica Roem, the first openly trans person elected to office in Virginia, beat the Republican author of a trans bathroom bill.
Best. Election. EVER.
#IVoted
OMG Steve King just lost his S H I T at this press conference.
A journalist asked him about Pittsburgh and whether he was a white supremacist.
The desperation in his voice is really something.
I'm seeing a lot of folks saying not to politicize the mass shooting in El Paso. That it's too soon.
There've been 249 mass shootings in 215 days in 2019. When, exactly, are we supposed to talk about it?
It's not "too soon". It's too late.
#guncontrolnow
#gunreformnow
#elpasotx
Oh, fuck you, Sarah Sanders and Jeff Sessions, for bringing your bullshit version of Christianity into this. How is it "biblical" to tear breastfeeding babies from their mothers?
This administration is full of morally bankrupt ghouls.
#ThursdayThoughts
As the mother of 5, I want to say fuck you, Mike Rogers.
I'd rather be in the bathroom with a trans woman than an Alabama Republican.
I'd send my kid alone into a bathroom with a trans man before I'd send him in with a Trump supporter.
Again: fuck you.
Asshole.
Holy crap, you guys.
When's the last time you saw people camped out for anything other than the new iPhone?
Literally camping out overnight to vote blue?🤯🤯🤯
Hey, Texas...don't let Florida outblue you!
#MondayMotivation
#mondaymorning
OMG who did this? 😂
If black people and women of all colors bought guns en masse, the NRA would advocate for background checks faster than you can say "Wayne LaPierre's private jets to the Bahamas".
The 2nd Amendment is for everyone, right?
WATCH: Stephen Miller refusing to answer why Trump used private lawyers as his emissaries to the Ukrainian government.
Chris Wallace is really killing it here in the beginning of the Trump impeachment era.
#sundaythoughts
#CNNSOTU
#sundaymorning
#AMJoy
Whoa. This happened on Fox News. 🤯
Judge Napolitano is Fox's judicial analyst.
Listen to him detail some of the ways that Trump committed obstruction of justice, an impeachable offense.
@KellyannePolls
Kellyanne, you have a lot of fucking nerve.
YOU got this man elected.
YOU enabled this for YEARS.
You can fuck – and I cannot stress this part enough – all the way off.
Oh, fuck you, Laura.
Laura Ingraham blames the GOP losing Virginia on "demographic changes", "foreign-born population", and an altered "demographic makeup"
Fox News host
@trish_regan
tried coming after Denmark's social safety net.
This Danish politician,
@DanJoergensen
, was having 0% of it.
Watch him dismantle Trish's argument point by point.
#ThursdayThoughts
So, let me get this straight.
Deutche Bank has Trump's tax returns.
Trump took out loans that couldn't have been taken out without cosigners.
The cosigners are Russian oligarchs.
But Trump has "no deals with Russia".
Cool.
#RussianCosigners
While AZ GOP Kelli Ward was saying that John McCain died just to steal her rally's spotlight, TX Democrat Beto O'Rourke held a moment of silence for McCain at his rally and said, "Before John McCain was a Republican, he was an American."
#SundayMorning
@JENuine_Draft
I know this isn’t the point, but was she trying to say she was mad at you for passing her in the left? Isn’t that how you are supposed to pass? She was trying to get you killed. You handled this beautifully and bravely and she can eat shit.
1/ My husband has been feeling poorly for a few days and decided to go in to be tested for COVID-19.
Instead, we just found out that he has AML: acute myeloid leukemia.
Or I should say, *he* found out. Alone.
They won't let me visit him.
Because of COVID-19.
This little girl has epilepsy.
Since she's been using a high-CBD cannabis oil to treat her seizures, she hasn't had one in 3 years.
She is suing Jeff Sessions to make medical marijuana legal
Trump humper Michael Knowles just called Greta Thunberg a "mentally ill Swedish child" and
@ChristopherHahn
tore him a new asshole.
"Maybe on your podcast you get away with saying whatever you want because no one is listening." 🤣
#HowDareYou
Kirstjen Nielson rolling her eyes at Cory Booker is all you really need to know about what the White House thinks of Congress.
Is there anyone in this WH who is temperamentally fit to be in office?
#TuesdayThoughts
"We have to beg people to wear a mask to save their own dumb ass from getting sick?"
"40% of the country looks at [Trump's idiocy] and says, 'I'm with stupid'."
Michael Steele is *pissed*. He's fucking over it.
He is all of us.
A DC clerk and a supervisor refused to accept a New Mexico man’s state driver’s license as he sought a marriage license because she and her supervisor believed New Mexico was a foreign country.
I repeat,HE THOUGHT NEW MEXICO WAS A FOREIGN COUNTRY.
YOU MUST CLAP LOUDER FOR DEAR LEADER OR WE WILL REMOVE YOU
Can someone find out which gulag they took this guy to?
Watch closely: the dude in the plaid shirt behind Trump who isn't clapping enough.
#FridayFeeling
#FridayMotivation
Dear Dr. Hannity,
If my dad's 32-year-old friend starts to molest my 14-year-old niece, how long should I wait before I knock him out with a gravy boat?
Asking for millions of Americans who don't want
#RoyMooreChildMolester
in the Senate.
#MondayMotivation
@DonaldJTrumpJr
1) He said that he's Jill Biden's husband, you sentient anal wart.
2) Your dad suggested we inject bleach to cure COVID-19, so I'm pretty he wins the Gaffe Olympics.
This is ridiculous already. How can they let this guy possibly be the leader of anything let alone the leader of the free world?
These daily mistakes are not gaffes they are a serious issue for someone who could have the nuclear football, they show a lapse of basic reasoning.
"I am the chosen one."
He's not just talking about trade.
He truly thinks he's the chosen one, and so does his die-hard base of 35% of Americans who will never leave him.
Impeach.
#25thAmendmentNow
. Giant Meteor.
I don't care. He just needs to go.
Wait...Nancy Pelosi can't travel on a government plane to do actual government work but Melania can travel on a government jet to Mar-a-Lago?
Melania Trump reportedly heading to Mar-a-Lago on government jet
@megynkelly
Hey, Megyn, remember when we used to be against fascists?
Remember when we used to call Proud Boys out for the Nazis they are?
Biden is right: Antifa is an idea. There is no organization. There is no leadership.
Kind of like the Trump administration.
#shutupman
#Debate2020
Joe Crowley (
@JoeCrowleyNY
) is playing guitar and singing "Born to Run", dedicated to the candidate who just primaried him, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (
@Ocasio2018
)
Classy af. Well done, sir.
#NY14