Tim Williams @timwilliamsart Twitter profile

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Tim Williams

@timwilliamsart

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John Belushi...pen and ink.

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Tim Williams

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4 years

This should have done it for all decent people.

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4 years

I'd rather see the Postal Service survive than the various cruise ship companies. Maybe that's just me.

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Tim Williams

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4 months

Elon Musk is such a thin-skinned little man. Nuked the account of @TheLiamNissan because Liam took regular potshots (very funny ones) at the little man. #FreeLiamNissan

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@CassyWearsHeels To do what? You need to be more specific. To hang out with and have fun? Lizzo every single damn day. To clean out my garage? I guess you might be okay for that. It's all in the details, "Cassy."

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Harriet Hageman...also known as "The last face you see before you wake up in a Motel 6 ice-filled bathtub with one of your kidneys missing."

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Tim Williams

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11 months

Since Scott Baio is trending, let me drop this cartoon I did of him that resulted in Chachi blocking me. DO NOT send this to Chachi unless you want the "legendary actor" to block you. 🤣🤣😎

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Tim Williams

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Who says "If I don't get elected there will be a bloodbath?" Those of you who are still considering voting for this guy need to really take a hard look at who you are and what you stand for.

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Tim Williams

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@justasisterfro2 @iamJamesBaldwin I love that flight attendant. He wasn't having ANY. OF. THAT.

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Tim Williams

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6 months

Here we go. I promised it earlier today. Let's keep #TrumpSmells and #TrumpStinks trending. My art of the smelly wannabe dictator who inexplicably used to be POTUS. @TheJohnFeal9117 @TrueFactsStated @cliffschecter @kevincameronart @repeat1968

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11 months

@CaliforniaActi2 @RichSpence10 I can't even fathom how much better this world would be if people like this woman would just mind their own business.

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Tim Williams

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6 years

@realDonaldTrump Hey Donnie. The most respected poll, Gallup, has you at 39%. I provided a chart for you to help you understand.

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Tim Williams

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4 years

@rmayemsinger I AM a Georgian. If they want to announce every week for the next 4 years that Donald lost my state, I’m down for that. 🤔😂

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Tim Williams

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@LeciaMichelle11 I worked for veterinarians all throughout my high school and college years. Never had a problem with a Pit, German Shepherd, or Rott. Toy poodles? Tried to bite me ALL THE TIME.

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Tim Williams

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11 months

@Jason_Aldean Congratulations to your PR firm for writing this CYA tweet.🤔🙄

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Tim Williams

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10 months

@BarackObama I did this quick art of him today. He truly was a remarkable man.

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Tim Williams

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7 months

@greta Jesus. That's what you take from this service? How tasty is that Kool-Aid?

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Tim Williams

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1 year

@JasonZacharyTN You aren't going to like or act upon the results of this poll. Just performative posturing by yet another do nothing-politician.🙄🙄🙄

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Tim Williams

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1 year

@sirDukeDevin That would be this POTUS.

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1 year

@antifaoperative He probably hadn't seen it in years, so it came as a shock to him.

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@jimrosecircus1 A dog resting on the arm of a couch.

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@patriottakes "Inconsequential redneck shoots up things in the woods. In other news, the sun came up this morning. Film at 11."

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Tim Williams

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1 year

@CatholicVote You have "Catholic" as part of your username and have the unmitigated gall to talk about "protecting kids?" Did you take time off from relocating a predatory, pedophile priest to write this tweet? Read the room, and grow some self-awareness.

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Tim Williams

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4 years

Heroes. Every. One. Of. Them.

Unapologetically Black, Positive & Unbothered

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4 years

Early voting in Atlanta this morning Oct. 12, 2020 Black folks are not playing! #VOTE

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4 years

@Trumpocalypso I USED TO overestimate the number of decent people in our country. No longer. The last 4 years have opened my eyes big time.

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@RedNYPolitics She was a domestic terrorist. She should have complied.

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Tim Williams

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4 years

Mitch McConnell doesn't have to lose to Amy McGrath for his power to be stripped away from him. We just have to flip 4 senate seats from red to blue. It's well within our grasp.

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Tim Williams

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7 months

@JohnStrandUSA Criminals go to jail. Nothing newsworthy here.

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10 months

@mikeysmom04 @imbdennis @Thom_Hartmann If I loved this tweet any more I'd have to put a ring on it and announce our engagement in my local newspaper.😊😎

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Tim Williams

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5 months

Happy Birthday Elvis. Happy Birthday David Bowie. Happy Birthday Me.

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Tim Williams

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3 years

This is Norm at his best. Watch Seinfeld's reactions.

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3 years

Norm Macdonald on Bill Cosby. Rest, Norm…

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@SenShaneReeves Let me know when you actually refuse federal funding for Tennessee.

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Tim Williams

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1 year

@newtgingrich Fortunately for you, they don't force irrelevant old politicians to remain faithful to their wives.

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Tim Williams

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4 years

If you don’t understand now why Colin Kaepernick kneeled, you’re just being willfully ignorant. #AhmaudAubrey

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7 months

I'm sadder about Wash leaving than I was about either Freeman or Swanson.

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@TizzyEnt That's an odd dude. I follow you simply because I like your content. My ego isn't so fragile that it requires a follow back. Keep up the great work, man!

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@patriottakes Such diversity in that crowd. 🤔🙄🤮

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@JaneMayerNYer Why should he? If there's anything most people in this country can agree on, regardless of their political ideologies, is that the mainstream media has failed the American people. Where are today's Edward R. Murrows? There aren't any...just "journalists" hungry for clicks.

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Tim Williams

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4 years

Curt Schilling isn't on Twitter any longer...which makes it a good day for virtually everyone.

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Tim Williams

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6 years

I know that it's easy to crap on this guy, but we should all strain and push towards forgiveness. What a release it is to drop judgment and condemnation. Who among us wouldn't like to wipe away our most foul deed?

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The New Jersey superintendent accused of pooping on a local high school football field and track on a daily basis has resigned

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Florida and Georgia, Good Luck! #floridabeaches #FloridaMorons

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Tim Williams

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2 months

I'd rather see the Braves end up in 5th place in the NL East than have Trevor Bauer ever put on a Braves jersey. But maybe that's just me. #BravesCountry

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@RepClayHiggins You are such a pathetic, laughable clown. You aren't nearly as intimidating to people who aren't handcuffed.

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Tim Williams

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3 years

Hey @CNN ...listen up. If you hire @kayleighmcenany after January 20th, I won't ever watch your network again. Understand?

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Tim Williams

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9 months

@RepJeffDuncan And yet you didn't and don't have a single damn problem talking about Hunter Biden's private life or attempting to foist your clearly fake and transparent "morals" upon millions of Americans. Nice attempt at deflection though, Duncan. You raging hypocrite.

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Tim Williams

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@CaitlinDoornbos She took it easy on you. You work for a rag that is on the same level as The National Enquirer. You aren't Christiane Amanpour.

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1 year

I just saw the news about President Carter opting for hospice care at home. Such a brilliant, kind, compassionate man. This world will truly be a worse place without him in it.

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@BetsyDeVos @SandraSmithFox @AmericaRpts @FoxNews Your family is to the United States what the Borgias were to Italy. Have all of the seats, lady.

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@HeatherThomasAF My senator! Jon Ossoff helped me get back thousands of dollars that the federal government fraudulently stole from my mom before she passed. He also called me personally the week after mom died to express his condolences. He's a really great senator AND human being.

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Tim Williams

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4 years

I'm really worried about this vote count. If Freddie Freeman isn't the NL MVP, I demand a recount. #Braves

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Tim Williams

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9 months

@CNNPolitics Your framing of this story is exactly why millions of people are abandoning CNN. Your fence-straddling directive has rendered you useless as a reliable news source.

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Tim Williams

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1 year

@EWErickson And we’re tired of explaining to you people that NO ONE is above the law. For a party and political ideology that supposedly is all about “law and order” you all seem to collectively shrink from that commitment when it applies to one of your own.

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Tim Williams

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4 years

If Trump is Firing Fauci that will be "on brand" for Cheetolini. Trump is so damn thin-skinned and narcissistic. he can't accept anyone in his orbit who doesn't worship him. That's why spineless sycophants like Pence, Graham, Rubio, McConnell, and Cruz THRIVE.

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Tim Williams

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10 months

I had to do it. @TheRickWilson @TrueFactsStated @cliffschecter @repeat1968 @MarkHamill

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11 months

@RonDeSantis Watching your "Presidential campaign" tanking before it really ever got started continues to be an ongoing joy.

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@RealFairbrass

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@lancearmstrong So, a side effect of doping obviously isn't self-awareness. Good to know.

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@swd2 This country would fall apart without these workers. I appreciate them and the work that they do.

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Tim Williams

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@TheBrianHopkins If anyone has any questions about Reagan, this taped conversation he had with (then President) Nixon should get people up to speed:

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Tim Williams

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@nateraymond @WSJ Alito was bought and paid for by the Kochs years ago. Of course he's going to say that. He's corrupt and compromised as hell.

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@ericmetaxas So, you're a judgmental coward. Good to know...especially since until seeing this tweet I had no idea who you are. The great thing is, right after finishing writing this tweet, I still won't know who you are. Oh, Willie Nelson and Snoop on line 2 for you. 🤣🤣🤣

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@SonyaShaykhoun @ssj3gokou24 @queenglitter4 Call a cop, then. That seems to be the only thing you're really good at doing on a consistent basis.

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@RepJackBergman Didn't you vote to not certify President Biden's win? That automatically disqualifies you. It actually makes you a seditious traitor who doesn't respect the will of American voters OR the Constitution.

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Tim Williams

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@FreedomfrmG @PeterBell7 Yep...My late pop was a career postal inspector. The second this busy body waste of carbon opened his mailbox and took that package she committed a felony...and it's on film.

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@tiff4mahogany If there is a Hell, she's there.

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Tim Williams

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1 year

@WalshFreedom Your Republican "friend" doesn't believe in the rule of law. TFG has spent his whole life never having to face the consequences of his actions. Weird "argument" to put forth...that the legal process everyone else is supposed to be subject to will strengthen this defendant.

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Tim Williams

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2 years

So, my wife went to the grocery store in my truck. My truck has a #BillsMafia bumper sticker on it. A gentleman asked her in the parking lot if she was a Bills fan. She said "Yes, my husband & I are new Bills fans." he said "My nephew just got drafted by them." Kaiir Elam's uncle

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@MollyJongFast I sometimes find it hard to believe that so many people in this country and so EASILY and CONSTANTLY duped by this transparent conman.

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Tim Williams

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1 year

@stephanegaddis Was just getting ready to say the same thing about your avatar. I hope you don't sneak up on children.

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Tim Williams

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11 months

@oldendirt @FemaleInTheWild "Confronted" is an odd word choice.

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Tim Williams

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@Travon And from the most predictable damn people, too.

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Tim Williams

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4 years

This is the toughest tweet I've ever written. My little sister suddenly and unexpectedly died last night at her home. She was the sweetest and kindest person I've ever known. My heart is irrecoverably broken. I don't know how I'm going to tell our mother. I hurt.

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Tim Williams

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@Rep_Clyde You had over 150 K of PPP loans forgiven. Sit down and shut up, Gomer.

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Tim Williams

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3 years

Over 70 million of you wanted 4 more years of this...and it would have gotten much worse. Shame on you. Shame on you all.

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Tim Williams

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@greta Spell her name correctly. It's Rosalynn Carter.

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Tim Williams

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1 year

@JoRo_______ As a fellow Christian, I have to say the following: the problem appears to be with you, brother. Go read Matthew 5:29 again...and quit blaming women for your own moral failures.

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Tim Williams

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Fulton County Sheriff saying there will be a mugshot taken of the last President if he is indicted in Georgia.

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Tim Williams

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@Imposter_Edits There are good people in law enforcement. None of them are in this video, though. These are power-hungry thugs who peaked in high school. Kudos to the gentleman taking the video.

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Tim Williams

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1 year

@elonmusk you awake and finally admit to yourself and the world that you have no idea what you are doing with Twitter and it's destined to fail.

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Tim Williams

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2 months

I dropped everything this morning when I heard about the passing of Joe Flaherty. Doing this art made me feel better. IMO, Joe was one of the funniest people on this planet. Howl on, Count Floyd. #RIPJoeFlaherty @Svengoolie @MJMcKean @JWr1ghtBra1n @pattonoswalt @FrankConniff

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Tim Williams

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@CaseyDeSantis @RonDeSantis And this will be just as successful as your fascist husband's presidential campaign.🤣🤣🤣

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Tim Williams

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2 years

I know a lot of us #Braves fans are just kind of casually accepting what Michael Harris II is doing right now, but man, this is IMPRESSIVE. #ForTheA

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Tim Williams

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8 months

If I had to guess how most of my fellow #Braves fans are feeling today/tonight, I'm going with: @putemupcdukes @MikeBellATL

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Tim Williams

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5 months

If I had any brains, I should quit Twitter today, right?

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Tim Williams

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8 months

I don't know why the great Phyllis Diller is trending, but it makes me VERY HAPPY. Our paths crossed once years ago. I put her on a magazine cover featuring comedians. She was being squirted with a seltzer bottle by The Three Stooges. Sent her a copy. She sent me this sweet note.

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Tim Williams

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@ChrisDJackson @CNN @POTUS I made a thing:

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@billmaher @JoeBiden And you don't want to "go down" as Rob Schneider, but here we are.

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@RepMTG

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@peggy_benn70374 You're my favorite person in the world today.

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Tim Williams

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@politvidchannel I think it's more about this: #myart #myartwork

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@Pat_Stedman Nah. I'm good.

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Tim Williams

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1 year

We're married 43 years today. Smartest thing I ever did in my life was to ask this beautiful woman to marry me. I'm not letting her go now.❤️

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I saw my mom for the last time today. She didn't know that I was there. I held her hand. I kissed her forehead. I wept like I did when I was a newborn.

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My latest #CelebritiesSlappingTrump is none other than @GeorgeTakei . @BradTakei

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@trussliz @tedcruz @heidiscruz "Siri, show me 3 of the biggest losers you can find."

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Tim Williams

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8 months

A little more done on it. Matt is usually so reserved. I just found his reaction to the final out so compelling that I wanted to paint it. #Braves #AsOneATL

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Tim Williams

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4 years

@Complex That isn’t a mayor. That’s Jabba the Racist.

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Tim Williams

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1 year

I feel sorry for all of the good Democrats in North Carolina who voted for @triciacotham . It isn't your fault. It's hers.

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Tim Williams

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5 years

@BetteMidler I've heard of Bette Midler. I've never heard of @IAmSteveSanchez . 5 days from now, I'll still know who Bette Midler is...Sam, or was it Sal?...Sanchez, not so much.

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Tim Williams

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@realColtonMoore You're a clown. Why are you attempting to stop a legal process? Why are you so soft on crime? What are you trying to hide? You won't answer any of these questions, because you're a partisan hack with absolutely no ethics.

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When I was a little kid and didn't really understand what they meant, my parents told me I couldn't watch The Smothers Brothers because "they're too liberal." My big brother and I had a small TV in our room. We'd sneak off and watch them anyway. So glad we did. #RIPTomSmothers

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